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Hooved peets @Hoofpeet I love show cattle catalogue sites racehorse names are good but these cows always have insane names BEAST MODE Risk It For the Biscuit Next Generation WHO DA MAN Bulls Sired Hame semen Mane Arju/ WHO DA MAN 2004 I Da Man BMW Onset 10:41 AM · Apr 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Hooved peets @Hoofpeet I love show cattle catalogue sites racehorse names are good but these cows always have insane names BEAST MODE Risk It For the Biscuit Next Generation WHO DA MAN Bulls Sired Hame semen Mane Arju/ WHO DA MAN 2004 I Da Man BMW Onset 10:41 AM · Apr 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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it's here to finally kill me

it's here to finally kill me

it's here to finally kill me

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there could be a chameleon behind you right now

David Hughes @david8hughes [at the chameleon store] Me: do you have any chameleons? Clerk: I've no fcken idea

David Hughes @david8hughes [at the chameleon store] Me: do you have any chameleons? Clerk: I've no fcken idea

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life hack

andrew chamings @AndrewChamings If you ride a segway naked on the freeway for long enough you get to be on tv

andrew chamings @AndrewChamings If you ride a segway naked on the freeway for long enough you get to be on tv

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but even Shrek found love in the end

twenty-kate-teen @katefeetie ME:I look cute MIRRORS: you look cute STORE WINDOWS: you look cute OTHER PEOPLE: you look cute IPHONE FORWARD-FACING CAMERA: what's up you Shrek-lookin bag of b ch

twenty-kate-teen @katefeetie ME:I look cute MIRRORS: you look cute STORE WINDOWS: you look cute OTHER PEOPLE: you look cute IPHONE FORWARD-FACING CAMERA: what's up you Shrek-lookin bag of b ch

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you're fired. i know you weren't hired yet, but you're fired.

Troutman @robotrowboat Interviewer: Well that was interesting. What's your second best quality? Me: [getting out of chair] Persistence Interviewer: Please do not tickle me again >

Troutman @robotrowboat Interviewer: Well that was interesting. What's your second best quality? Me: [getting out of chair] Persistence Interviewer: Please do not tickle me again >

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not doing my best

Floyd @dafloydsta "Well, I did everything I could," I said, having given up quite easily.

Floyd @dafloydsta "Well, I did everything I could," I said, having given up quite easily.

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I'm unfamiliar with the concept

YourFavoriteAsian o @AsianTing Fellas, how do you feel when your girl apologizes to you? A Spike Lee Joint @lmNoRoleModel When she what?

YourFavoriteAsian o @AsianTing Fellas, how do you feel when your girl apologizes to you? A Spike Lee Joint @lmNoRoleModel When she what?

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Freddie woke up and chose pure violence

Big @FreddieGibbs · 12h I don't tell grown men to shut up unless I plan on knocking they teeth out. Who's next? 181 2I 404 3.5K sir xandro lol @xandror2 · 12h i think its best for you to take a break from social media 2 27 2 308 @FreddieGibbs · 12h I think u should e---------. Who's next? Big 28 27 50 1.2K

Big @FreddieGibbs · 12h I don't tell grown men to shut up unless I plan on knocking they teeth out. Who's next? 181 2I 404 3.5K sir xandro lol @xandror2 · 12h i think its best for you to take a break from social media 2 27 2 308 @FreddieGibbs · 12h I think u should e---------. Who's next? Big 28 27 50 1.2K

Missy Elliot is a national treasure

Kirk @KirkCodes · Apr 25 •.. Today we achieved the dream. Made a function called `missyElliott` that takes a data structure, flips it, and reverses it. I have ascended. O 378 L7 13.9K 115.8K Missy Elliott @MissyElliott · Apr 26 ... Wow I'm so humbly grateful much love to y'all O 31 17 428 12.5K Colin Hagan @scouse_us · 23h •.. Was it worth it? 1 618 Missy Elliott ... @MissyElliott Replying to @scouse_us and @KirkCodes Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup I

Kirk @KirkCodes · Apr 25 •.. Today we achieved the dream. Made a function called `missyElliott` that takes a data structure, flips it, and reverses it. I have ascended. O 378 L7 13.9K 115.8K Missy Elliott @MissyElliott · Apr 26 ... Wow I'm so humbly grateful much love to y'all O 31 17 428 12.5K Colin Hagan @scouse_us · 23h •.. Was it worth it? 1 618 Missy Elliott ... @MissyElliott Replying to @scouse_us and @KirkCodes Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup I

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putting my career on the line for an extra 10 mins of sleep

@tallant *My morning routine* wake up late, yell F---, get ready in 6 minutes and then go 90 in a 45

@tallant *My morning routine* wake up late, yell F---, get ready in 6 minutes and then go 90 in a 45

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is there a cure?

caleb hearon @calebsaysthings what is the name of the illness where your friends with real jobs start talking like grown ups overnight? saying s--- like "it's very good to hear you're well, always nice to catch up." I've seen you do cocaine off another person why are you microsoft outlook- ing me. 6:26 PM · 10/8/20 · Twitter for iPhone

caleb hearon @calebsaysthings what is the name of the illness where your friends with real jobs start talking like grown ups overnight? saying s--- like "it's very good to hear you're well, always nice to catch up." I've seen you do cocaine off another person why are you microsoft outlook- ing me. 6:26 PM · 10/8/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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hanging by a thread

Xaubrey @aubreybell oh boy ever spill a little bit of your coffee and realize the thread you are hanging on by is actually quite thin

Xaubrey @aubreybell oh boy ever spill a little bit of your coffee and realize the thread you are hanging on by is actually quite thin

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I sentence you to... therapy

Tweet Me in court: your honor i would like to plead guilty as well as request the death penalty Judge: this...is a parking ticket.. 6/24/17, 8:35 PM

Tweet Me in court: your honor i would like to plead guilty as well as request the death penalty Judge: this...is a parking ticket.. 6/24/17, 8:35 PM

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oops! all carbs

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wrap it around your forehead like a naruto headband

mark @TheCatWhisprer Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork.

mark @TheCatWhisprer Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork.

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"So back in the day, Sweden would give the country’s official Twitter account to a random Swede for a week. It lasted longer than you’d think (years) and uh, they didn’t delete old tweets… lol"

Quinn Nelson @SnazzyQ So back in the day, Sweden would give the country's official Twitter account to a random Swede for a week. It lasted longer than you'd think (years) and uh, they didn't delete old tweets... lol @swedenO @sweden · Jun 12, 2012 Whats the fuzz wi th jews. You can't even see if a person is a jew, unless you see their penises, and even if you do, you can't be sure!? 12:12 PM Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 8 Retweets 209 Likes

Quinn Nelson @SnazzyQ So back in the day, Sweden would give the country's official Twitter account to a random Swede for a week. It lasted longer than you'd think (years) and uh, they didn't delete old tweets... lol @swedenO @sweden · Jun 12, 2012 Whats the fuzz wi th jews. You can't even see if a person is a jew, unless you see their penises, and even if you do, you can't be sure!? 12:12 PM Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 8 Retweets 209 Likes

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Maybe all Skynet wanted was to go shopping

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stories from studying Latin

A.Z. Foreman @azforeman · 14m I once was sitting in O'Hare airport reading a book of Latin poetry when a guy looking like a monk walks up to me looking utterly lost and asks "Loquerisne Latine"? (Do you speak Latin?) To which I answer "Ita, possumne te adiuvare?" (Yes, can I help you?.) * Ellen is at the Grammar Table (inside) . People who studied Latin, can you tell me any stories about your Latin-studying experiences? Funny or nonfunny. 1d Show this thread 17 4 O 17 A.Z. Foreman @azforeman Turned out he was indeed a Polish monk and knew only Polish and Latin. Had never been outside Poland before, or even seen the inside of an airport, and needed help finding his way.

A.Z. Foreman @azforeman · 14m I once was sitting in O'Hare airport reading a book of Latin poetry when a guy looking like a monk walks up to me looking utterly lost and asks "Loquerisne Latine"? (Do you speak Latin?) To which I answer "Ita, possumne te adiuvare?" (Yes, can I help you?.) * Ellen is at the Grammar Table (inside) . People who studied Latin, can you tell me any stories about your Latin-studying experiences? Funny or nonfunny. 1d Show this thread 17 4 O 17 A.Z. Foreman @azforeman Turned out he was indeed a Polish monk and knew only Polish and Latin. Had never been outside Poland before, or even seen the inside of an airport, and needed help finding his way.

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