Twitter / X - Images

Sorted By:

how poetic

i use to watch overwatch p--- after a match of the game as a way to cope with my losses, basically imagining myself hate f------ the characters i played against 3:30 PM · 4/15/21 · Twitter for iPhone

i use to watch overwatch p--- after a match of the game as a way to cope with my losses, basically imagining myself hate f------ the characters i played against 3:30 PM · 4/15/21 · Twitter for iPhone

gaming overwatch dafuk coping gamer hate

v confusing

Genuine question do straight guys like hot women or not Dyme @CryptoParadyme 4d The state of @Twitch yes that's a girl indoors in a tub wearing lingerie doing tarot cards Show this thread Teday's Sub Goal 300 264 Today's Foitawer Goat 11766 12000 m A CEAT OLY F--- LOOR AT DOE FUCING BUNYS $10/Tier 2 Sub Fortune told $20/4 Subs Read a bible verse for you $25/5 Subs Name on Board $50 /10 Subs Name on Body $100/ 20 Subs Your balloon in tub $500/ 100 Subs Name on Forehead Latest Tip: shinkYpikagav 55 st Sub fame half Session top tipper, shinkypikag $75 INDIEFOXX TV 9:29 pm 18 Apr 21 · Twitter for iPhone

Genuine question do straight guys like hot women or not Dyme @CryptoParadyme 4d The state of @Twitch yes that's a girl indoors in a tub wearing lingerie doing tarot cards Show this thread Teday's Sub Goal 300 264 Today's Foitawer Goat 11766 12000 m A CEAT OLY F--- LOOR AT DOE FUCING BUNYS $10/Tier 2 Sub Fortune told $20/4 Subs Read a bible verse for you $25/5 Subs Name on Board $50 /10 Subs Name on Body $100/ 20 Subs Your balloon in tub $500/ 100 Subs Name on Forehead Latest Tip: shinkYpikagav 55 st Sub fame half Session top tipper, shinkypikag $75 INDIEFOXX TV 9:29 pm 18 Apr 21 · Twitter for iPhone

twitch funny tweet hot girl

Okay but imagine the other way around

Alenora @spunkyturnip Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy

Alenora @spunkyturnip Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy

funny tweet minotaur mermaid just some guy human fantasy

Wait, that's nicer than I expected

Kaitlyn Greenidge @surlybassey My husband is in his first year of teaching elementary school math. Every night he comes home, takes a long swig of soda water, stares into the middle distance and says, "The amount of cuteness I see on a daily basis...you just can't fathom it, Kaitlyn"

Kaitlyn Greenidge @surlybassey My husband is in his first year of teaching elementary school math. Every night he comes home, takes a long swig of soda water, stares into the middle distance and says, "The amount of cuteness I see on a daily basis...you just can't fathom it, Kaitlyn"

funny tweet children kids cute kids teacher teaching

first date idea: i throw your keys off a cliff

phage @clubmoss first date idea: i throw your keys off a cliff 12:49 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

phage @clubmoss first date idea: i throw your keys off a cliff 12:49 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

sorry i only flossed 3 times since my last appointment and the most recent one was this morning

MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau DENTIST: When I poke the most tender part of your mouth with a sharp instrument it bleeds and that's your fault. ME:I am so sorry.

MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau DENTIST: When I poke the most tender part of your mouth with a sharp instrument it bleeds and that's your fault. ME:I am so sorry.

dentist dentistry floss flossing dental floss bleeding gums

Almost

MuminBits @MuminBits My kid took off his wellies and snowsuit in one seamless move then left it all on the floor. I walked in the room and almost went into cardiac arrest.

MuminBits @MuminBits My kid took off his wellies and snowsuit in one seamless move then left it all on the floor. I walked in the room and almost went into cardiac arrest.

twitter wellies son

workout gear

Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp Me buying workout gear: this will be perfect for working out Me wearing workout gear: this will be perfect for sitting

Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp Me buying workout gear: this will be perfect for working out Me wearing workout gear: this will be perfect for sitting

working out exercise lazy procrastination

Oink oink

oatmeal influencer @acechhh i love contactless delivery they just throw the slop at your door and i run out like a little pig

oatmeal influencer @acechhh i love contactless delivery they just throw the slop at your door and i run out like a little pig

funny tweet delivery package contactless pig run out

Deliver us

Couchy B @AtCouchyB One time in a church bathroom I heard the woman in the stall next to me grunt then say "thank you Jesus" II I think about that a lot. 10:01 AM · 11/22/20 · Twitter for Android

Couchy B @AtCouchyB One time in a church bathroom I heard the woman in the stall next to me grunt then say "thank you Jesus" II I think about that a lot. 10:01 AM · 11/22/20 · Twitter for Android

funny tweet thank you jesus bathroom church blessing

I can't be trusted with a living organism

Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone I was going to buy a plant for my apartment and then I realized that I don't even give myself enough water each day

Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone I was going to buy a plant for my apartment and then I realized that I don't even give myself enough water each day

plants plant parent plant dad plant mom funny tweet

it was fun in the beginning

Mark Agee @MarkAgee STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today

Mark Agee @MarkAgee STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today

work meme work from home funny tweet

yes they can be

Dyhn Dylan Hafer @thedylanhafer me as a kid: I can't wait to dress fancy for work when I grow up me as an adult: leggings and a baseball cap are business casual, right?

Dyhn Dylan Hafer @thedylanhafer me as a kid: I can't wait to dress fancy for work when I grow up me as an adult: leggings and a baseball cap are business casual, right?

it's very exhilarating

Laurazepam @andlikelaura my favorite part about having a job is assuming you're fired every time your boss calls you into their office

Laurazepam @andlikelaura my favorite part about having a job is assuming you're fired every time your boss calls you into their office

twitter meme work meme

just block

Jon @ArfMeasures Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more? Boss: what

Jon @ArfMeasures Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more? Boss: what

Heckin Chonkosaurus

Matt @matttomic It's a good thing we named most of the dinosaurs like a hundred years ago when all we were into was mythology and speaking Latin, if they just learned about dinosaurs now and had to name 100s there'd be a Heckin Chonkosaurus and a Northern Thicc Scaleyboy

Matt @matttomic It's a good thing we named most of the dinosaurs like a hundred years ago when all we were into was mythology and speaking Latin, if they just learned about dinosaurs now and had to name 100s there'd be a Heckin Chonkosaurus and a Northern Thicc Scaleyboy

funny tweet dinosaurs archaeology latin chonk heckin thicc thicc boy

Thanks I hate it

Austin @Austin_James74 What if you cracked your knuckles and your fingers started to glow like glow sticks

Austin @Austin_James74 What if you cracked your knuckles and your fingers started to glow like glow sticks

funny tweet bones cracking glow stick fingers knuckles crack

When the revived G4TV network tells its audience how toxic the gamers are (probably Adam Sessler)

84 G4TV 54 @G4TV whenever someone tells me gamers are toxic HE'S OUT OF LINE BUT HE'S RIGHT 7:00 AM · Apr 17, 2021 · Sprinklr 51 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 544 Likes

84 G4TV 54 @G4TV whenever someone tells me gamers are toxic HE'S OUT OF LINE BUT HE'S RIGHT 7:00 AM · Apr 17, 2021 · Sprinklr 51 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 544 Likes

twitter toxic gamers tweet screenshot g4tv b4g4 gaming gamers deleted tweet adam sessler he's out of line but he's right the falcon and the winter soldier falcon

when there was a huge fight in the group chat but you were asleep

ralph @httprlph ... when there was a huge fight in the group chat but you were asleep 11:37 PM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter Web App

ralph @httprlph ... when there was a huge fight in the group chat but you were asleep 11:37 PM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter Web App

group chat wall of text

All Signs of Sociopathic Behavior

johnny spud @bicketss ... This is the most batshit insane takeI have ever seen on this website vic xo @victoriiiio · Apr 2 petition for cornetto to remove the s----- block of chocolate at the bottom. who's with me 100 11:33 AM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

johnny spud @bicketss ... This is the most batshit insane takeI have ever seen on this website vic xo @victoriiiio · Apr 2 petition for cornetto to remove the s----- block of chocolate at the bottom. who's with me 100 11:33 AM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

cornetto chocolate ice cream petition hot take