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it's their specialty

... @33FreeMe33 A Sagittarius will tell you they're in love with you then ghost 7:09 PM · Mar 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,285 Retweets 765 Quote Tweets 8,946 Likes
... @33FreeMe33 A Sagittarius will tell you they're in love with you then ghost 7:09 PM · Mar 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,285 Retweets 765 Quote Tweets 8,946 Likes

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Interracial couples = racism, apparently

Clayburn Griffin @Clayburn ... Replying to @InNeverland_ While I'm not suggesting Bill Burr is a racist, a white man having a non-white wife can sometimes be a sign of racism. So you shouldn't assume someone isn't racist just because they own a minority sex servant. They may very well have one because they're racist. 9:14 PM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App
Clayburn Griffin @Clayburn ... Replying to @InNeverland_ While I'm not suggesting Bill Burr is a racist, a white man having a non-white wife can sometimes be a sign of racism. So you shouldn't assume someone isn't racist just because they own a minority sex servant. They may very well have one because they're racist. 9:14 PM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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Libras?

VK ASTROLOGY OF @DCnumerology Zodiac signs that will ignore you and not feel bad about it. -Libra -Scorpio -Cancer -Capricorn - Taurus 2:34 AM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,284 Retweets 396 Quote Tweets 8,677 Likes
VK ASTROLOGY OF @DCnumerology Zodiac signs that will ignore you and not feel bad about it. -Libra -Scorpio -Cancer -Capricorn - Taurus 2:34 AM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,284 Retweets 396 Quote Tweets 8,677 Likes

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lies lies lies

Julz @obsidianshakti A Scorpio will look you DEAD in your eye and lie 7:32 PM · Mar 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,466 Retweets 822 Quote Tweets 10.2K Likes
Julz @obsidianshakti A Scorpio will look you DEAD in your eye and lie 7:32 PM · Mar 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,466 Retweets 822 Quote Tweets 10.2K Likes

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the answers is usually "no"

Astro Poets @poetastrologers Ask a Pisces if they're ok lol 4:11 PM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,714 Retweets 1,080 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes
Astro Poets @poetastrologers Ask a Pisces if they're ok lol 4:11 PM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,714 Retweets 1,080 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes

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it's always the virgo moms

thursday girl @sansjuniperos ... u cant hurt my feelings my mom is a virgo she already said that s--- to me in 2007 5:49 PM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter Web App 2,353 Retweets 990 Quote Tweets 12.1K Likes
thursday girl @sansjuniperos ... u cant hurt my feelings my mom is a virgo she already said that s--- to me in 2007 5:49 PM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter Web App 2,353 Retweets 990 Quote Tweets 12.1K Likes

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amen to that

mélanie @earthdombaby The only thing worse than arguing with a Taurus is arguing with a Virgo 10:55 PM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter Web App 2,172 Retweets 1,574 Quote Tweets 15.3K Likes
mélanie @earthdombaby The only thing worse than arguing with a Taurus is arguing with a Virgo 10:55 PM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter Web App 2,172 Retweets 1,574 Quote Tweets 15.3K Likes

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i'd count my lucky stars

@planetmari_ you lucky if you can get a mean ass virgo, sagittarius, scorpio or aquarius to like you 9:32 PM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,570 Retweets 752 Quote Tweets 15.5K Likes
@planetmari_ you lucky if you can get a mean ass virgo, sagittarius, scorpio or aquarius to like you 9:32 PM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,570 Retweets 752 Quote Tweets 15.5K Likes

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what's your major

dee breezy @xxdbreezyxx quit your job and study astrology. 3:35 PM · Mar 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,114 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 17.9K Likes
dee breezy @xxdbreezyxx quit your job and study astrology. 3:35 PM · Mar 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,114 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 17.9K Likes

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what a woman!

eric esoteric @plutonicmoon princess diana being a cancer AND the ultimate mother is proof astrology exists 6:07 AM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,751 Retweets 354 Quote Tweets 24.6K Likes
eric esoteric @plutonicmoon princess diana being a cancer AND the ultimate mother is proof astrology exists 6:07 AM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,751 Retweets 354 Quote Tweets 24.6K Likes

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Self care?

Matt. @MattTheBrand how to process your emotions in a healthy way (i think) - buy a new candle - take a 45 min shower - drink coffee until you throw up - overshare online - scream
Matt. @MattTheBrand how to process your emotions in a healthy way (i think) - buy a new candle - take a 45 min shower - drink coffee until you throw up - overshare online - scream

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fail

SpacedMom @copymama ... My 8yo said she wished there was a way to plug headphones into her recorder so she could play anytime and I will singlehandedly fund any Kickstarter for this project 5:29 PM · Mar 13, 2021 · Twitter Web App 29 Retweets 263 Likes
SpacedMom @copymama ... My 8yo said she wished there was a way to plug headphones into her recorder so she could play anytime and I will singlehandedly fund any Kickstarter for this project 5:29 PM · Mar 13, 2021 · Twitter Web App 29 Retweets 263 Likes

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slime monster

A Bearer Of Dad Newsl ... @HomeWithPeanut He died doing what he loathed- trying to make the perfect slime for his kids 10:38 PM Mar 13, 2021 - Twitter for Android 39 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 169 Likes
A Bearer Of Dad Newsl ... @HomeWithPeanut He died doing what he loathed- trying to make the perfect slime for his kids 10:38 PM Mar 13, 2021 - Twitter for Android 39 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 169 Likes

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IT guy

NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law Politely asked 10 to fix a glitch on our home computer and after letting out a long exasperated sigh she fixed it in a matter of seconds so I guess this completes her official transformation into a middle-age IT guy. 12:14 AM - Mar 14, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 66 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 270 Likes
NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law Politely asked 10 to fix a glitch on our home computer and after letting out a long exasperated sigh she fixed it in a matter of seconds so I guess this completes her official transformation into a middle-age IT guy. 12:14 AM - Mar 14, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 66 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 270 Likes

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Always walk into the woods

Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface Before you hit reply, ask yourself if it would make you happier to just walk deep into the woods and scream 9:08 PM · 2/10/20 · Twitter for iPhone
Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface Before you hit reply, ask yourself if it would make you happier to just walk deep into the woods and scream 9:08 PM · 2/10/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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he will be fluent in no time

Yukon Gold @GrahamKritzer ... Today I took my 4 year-old to meet the nice lady who will be teaching him French immersion and the only thing he had to say throughout the entire conversation was "in french what is the word for poop." It's gonna be great year. 2:08 AM Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android 30 Retweets 119 Likes
Yukon Gold @GrahamKritzer ... Today I took my 4 year-old to meet the nice lady who will be teaching him French immersion and the only thing he had to say throughout the entire conversation was "in french what is the word for poop." It's gonna be great year. 2:08 AM Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android 30 Retweets 119 Likes

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intelligent species

NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law Toddlers innately know just when to give a parent a hug or say I love you. If for no other reason than to ensure their own survival. 1:05 AM - Mar 3, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 278 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 1,204 Likes
NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law Toddlers innately know just when to give a parent a hug or say I love you. If for no other reason than to ensure their own survival. 1:05 AM - Mar 3, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 278 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 1,204 Likes

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thank you Netflix for your documentaries

bacon popsicle ... @Gupton68 My 12 year old can explain the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath. I think about that a lot when l'm trying to get to sleep. 2:33 PM · Mar 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 222 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 724 Likes
bacon popsicle ... @Gupton68 My 12 year old can explain the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath. I think about that a lot when l'm trying to get to sleep. 2:33 PM · Mar 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 222 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 724 Likes

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mind your business

AparnaRC @Wordesse ... Cashier at pharmacy: Ma'm, I understand that you're in your 40s with "childrenitis", but I really wouldn't recommend that you buy $1400 worth of ibuprofen. 4:11 AM - Mar 14, 2021 - Twitter for Android 23 Retweets 71 Likes
AparnaRC @Wordesse ... Cashier at pharmacy: Ma'm, I understand that you're in your 40s with "childrenitis", but I really wouldn't recommend that you buy $1400 worth of ibuprofen. 4:11 AM - Mar 14, 2021 - Twitter for Android 23 Retweets 71 Likes

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buy a caseload

Laura Marie ... @lmegordon Here's a math question: My daughters are fighting over a stupid babydollI. If I buy another, identical babydoll, then my girls will stop fighting, but they won't play with either babydoll. How many bottles of wine do I buy? 7:59 PM Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter for Android 116 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 882 Likes
Laura Marie ... @lmegordon Here's a math question: My daughters are fighting over a stupid babydollI. If I buy another, identical babydoll, then my girls will stop fighting, but they won't play with either babydoll. How many bottles of wine do I buy? 7:59 PM Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter for Android 116 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 882 Likes

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