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This creates an unrealistic standard of beauty.

This creates an unrealistic standard of beauty.

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Olympics ban BLM

Ben Crump O @AttorneyCrump May 5 The Olympics will now BAN any athlete who wears a BLM shirt, kneels during the national anthem or raises a fist to oppose racism. This sends the WRONG message about basic human rights & I urge the Olympic Committee to reverse this decision! Olympics bans 'Black Lives Matter' apparel, could punish athletes for s. The Olympics continue to ban athlete protests and could punish athletes who choose to protest anyway. That means raising a fist or kneeling . S wtrf.com 1.2K t7 6.6K 14.2K

Ben Crump O @AttorneyCrump May 5 The Olympics will now BAN any athlete who wears a BLM shirt, kneels during the national anthem or raises a fist to oppose racism. This sends the WRONG message about basic human rights & I urge the Olympic Committee to reverse this decision! Olympics bans 'Black Lives Matter' apparel, could punish athletes for s. The Olympics continue to ban athlete protests and could punish athletes who choose to protest anyway. That means raising a fist or kneeling . S wtrf.com 1.2K t7 6.6K 14.2K

I always hated doing that

Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse C1 10:18 AM - 5/21/20 - Twitter Web App

Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse C1 10:18 AM - 5/21/20 - Twitter Web App

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You took it too far

Nikki Valentine 2 d are "chad" and "soyjack" in the room with us right now?

Nikki Valentine 2 d are "chad" and "soyjack" in the room with us right now?

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That does sound good

David Dunkovich @DavidDunkovich Igotta get this off my chest. I accidentally served a lady spinach artichoke dip thinking it was broccoli & cheddar soup. she ate the whole thing and said it was one of her favorite soups she's ever had

David Dunkovich @DavidDunkovich Igotta get this off my chest. I accidentally served a lady spinach artichoke dip thinking it was broccoli & cheddar soup. she ate the whole thing and said it was one of her favorite soups she's ever had

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Thinking long term

Amanda B @amandajpanda DMV Lady: Do you want to retake your photo? You look mad. Me:I am mad. DMV Lady: But you'll look mad on here for 5 years. Me: I will still be mad in 5 years.

Amanda B @amandajpanda DMV Lady: Do you want to retake your photo? You look mad. Me:I am mad. DMV Lady: But you'll look mad on here for 5 years. Me: I will still be mad in 5 years.

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EU vs US

Samuel Pollen @samuel_pollen European out-of-offices: "I'm away camping for the summer. Email again in September" American out-of-offices: "I have left the office for two hours to undergo kidney surgery but you can reach me on my cell anytime"

Samuel Pollen @samuel_pollen European out-of-offices: "I'm away camping for the summer. Email again in September" American out-of-offices: "I have left the office for two hours to undergo kidney surgery but you can reach me on my cell anytime"

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I would not know how to walk

Platform Boots from Windowsen Couture Fall 2021 Path ... @MinniePath I would not know how to act if I wore these

Platform Boots from Windowsen Couture Fall 2021 Path ... @MinniePath I would not know how to act if I wore these

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We're still not advanced enough

Weird History @weird_hist What 1900 people thought life would be like in the year 2000: balloon-supported lake-walking. hildebrands Deutsche Schokolade Busserspariengnng im Jahre 2000, jomny sun @jonnysun we've GONE THE WRONG WAY

Weird History @weird_hist What 1900 people thought life would be like in the year 2000: balloon-supported lake-walking. hildebrands Deutsche Schokolade Busserspariengnng im Jahre 2000, jomny sun @jonnysun we've GONE THE WRONG WAY

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So JK Simmons is just one of the coolest dudes to ever exist right?

TRAFON(S Backup Account) @RiseFallNickBck ... So JK Simmons is just one of the coolest dudes to ever exist right? 11:00 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

TRAFON(S Backup Account) @RiseFallNickBck ... So JK Simmons is just one of the coolest dudes to ever exist right? 11:00 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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i'm feeling pretty adapted today

Time For Crab @crab_time Whenever someone asks me how I'm feeling This creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness.

Time For Crab @crab_time Whenever someone asks me how I'm feeling This creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness.

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asking the real questions

sophie @sophxthompson when bald people wash their faces how high up do they go Little Mix O @LittleMix Song writing again today. What concepts would you like to hear us sing about? :) jade

sophie @sophxthompson when bald people wash their faces how high up do they go Little Mix O @LittleMix Song writing again today. What concepts would you like to hear us sing about? :) jade

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win-win situation

Steve Stifler @StevStiffler why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters 4/4/18, 4:40 PM

Steve Stifler @StevStiffler why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters 4/4/18, 4:40 PM

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the kind of exhausted that sleep can't fix

Asif Ullah @AsifUllah22 *opens eyes at 7am* Me: I can't wait to go bed tonight

Asif Ullah @AsifUllah22 *opens eyes at 7am* Me: I can't wait to go bed tonight

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Disclaimer: I've only seen one of these, so I don't know how true this is.

Mr.BadUsername @reallybaduse Unholy trinity of s----- and abusive girlfriends

Mr.BadUsername @reallybaduse Unholy trinity of s----- and abusive girlfriends

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