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Smitty @MonteSmiff 600 Came to my parents house, seen they was cleaning the garage out, i kept driving. I aint sign up for that today lol CODIne @SheaButtaBaddie You made an executive decision
Smitty @MonteSmiff 600 Came to my parents house, seen they was cleaning the garage out, i kept driving. I aint sign up for that today lol CODIne @SheaButtaBaddie You made an executive decision

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Accurate

Cara Weinberger @caraweinberger i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it's illegal to talk to me
Cara Weinberger @caraweinberger i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it's illegal to talk to me

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Making pancakes is the worst experience

Ordinary @OrdinaryAlso Pancake mix is too thick. Adds water. Pancake mix is too runny. Adds mix. Pancake mix is too thick. Adds water. Feeds family 120 pancakes.
Ordinary @OrdinaryAlso Pancake mix is too thick. Adds water. Pancake mix is too runny. Adds mix. Pancake mix is too thick. Adds water. Feeds family 120 pancakes.

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Please and thanks

BONJOWI @jowajohv stop glamorizing „the grind" and start glamorizing whatever this is O
BONJOWI @jowajohv stop glamorizing „the grind" and start glamorizing whatever this is O

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Monkey

Women Posting W's @womenpo... 11h: 00 • I think the cat is trying to cheer her up Ŷ From Figen Readers added context they thought people might want to know Monkey en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey Do you find this helpful? Rate it
Women Posting W's @womenpo... 11h: 00 • I think the cat is trying to cheer her up Ŷ From Figen Readers added context they thought people might want to know Monkey en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey Do you find this helpful? Rate it

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How could they lie?

Lies. Dan Barrett @TheDanBarrett There's something inspiring happening behind the curtain. Come back and see it soon! IKEA
Lies. Dan Barrett @TheDanBarrett There's something inspiring happening behind the curtain. Come back and see it soon! IKEA

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Sarah Stanky

jonathan kennedy @nickhexum311 hi I'm Sarah stanky hi I'm Sarah stanky Serj Tankian shows his home studio (Patreon teaser | 2019) 1:16 AM 10/9/24 455K Views CIN
jonathan kennedy @nickhexum311 hi I'm Sarah stanky hi I'm Sarah stanky Serj Tankian shows his home studio (Patreon teaser | 2019) 1:16 AM 10/9/24 455K Views CIN

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And much more

K Axel @Axel Or Ax Tweet Wilbur admitted to biting, Not to the abuse, Plus, Bitting isn't even the worst people can do. (Holocaust.) and much worse. 4:29 PM 2/29/24 699 Views 10 Quotes 27 Σ This Tweet has been deleted. 600
K Axel @Axel Or Ax Tweet Wilbur admitted to biting, Not to the abuse, Plus, Bitting isn't even the worst people can do. (Holocaust.) and much worse. 4:29 PM 2/29/24 699 Views 10 Quotes 27 Σ This Tweet has been deleted. 600

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Thanks

dij @dijon39 girl in thje elevator said im very pretty and gave me a handful of quarters "as a reward" thank you elevator girl 39
dij @dijon39 girl in thje elevator said im very pretty and gave me a handful of quarters "as a reward" thank you elevator girl 39

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Duh

Epic Maps O @Locations Why did humans stop building wonders? Siddharth Singh @siddharth3 We didn't.
Epic Maps O @Locations Why did humans stop building wonders? Siddharth Singh @siddharth3 We didn't.

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Young chap

Sleazius Grimebag @SpunkityBall Follow met a young chap today in the corn pit 19:18-19 Oct 24 · 242K Views 1,472 Reposts 103 Quotes 22.1K Likes 1,440 Bookmarks
Sleazius Grimebag @SpunkityBall Follow met a young chap today in the corn pit 19:18-19 Oct 24 · 242K Views 1,472 Reposts 103 Quotes 22.1K Likes 1,440 Bookmarks

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Beautiful

mj @bigdybbukenergy • 16h french is such a beautiful language 808s @808shrtbrk Oct 18 moi et la gothique qui m'a donné mon premier orgasme de la prostate ...
mj @bigdybbukenergy • 16h french is such a beautiful language 808s @808shrtbrk Oct 18 moi et la gothique qui m'a donné mon premier orgasme de la prostate ...

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The big biscuit

B jame @kloogans • 10h i've never heard of this guy in my life iMessage Today 9:45 PM what's up james you lol you idiot. its the big biscuit how you been dude ? who is this the what Read 9:54 PM
B jame @kloogans • 10h i've never heard of this guy in my life iMessage Today 9:45 PM what's up james you lol you idiot. its the big biscuit how you been dude ? who is this the what Read 9:54 PM

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The more you know...

horse dentist @equine_dentist you learn something new every day Follow Sharks can have cancer. The misconception that sharks do not get cancer was spread by the 1992 book Sharks Don't Get Cancer, 8:33 PM 10/6/24 59K Views Q7 152 Most relevant replies 3.7K 75 <]
horse dentist @equine_dentist you learn something new every day Follow Sharks can have cancer. The misconception that sharks do not get cancer was spread by the 1992 book Sharks Don't Get Cancer, 8:33 PM 10/6/24 59K Views Q7 152 Most relevant replies 3.7K 75 <]

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Oh, okay

tyler oakley @tyleroakley-4d piano update! 9 months into lessons! ♪♪ 240K views 145 1364 9,304 ↑ troye@troyesivan. 4d Are you reading sheet music?! You're getting so good! 83 17215 6,899 T tyler oakley @tyleroakley 4d yes i am!! let's duet i am almost good 27 213 troye @troyesivan - 4d No but keep going! 404 5,820 ↑ 5,040 37.6K
tyler oakley @tyleroakley-4d piano update! 9 months into lessons! ♪♪ 240K views 145 1364 9,304 ↑ troye@troyesivan. 4d Are you reading sheet music?! You're getting so good! 83 17215 6,899 T tyler oakley @tyleroakley 4d yes i am!! let's duet i am almost good 27 213 troye @troyesivan - 4d No but keep going! 404 5,820 ↑ 5,040 37.6K

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Poor guy

One of my twitch subs bought me the PS5 and THREE 3090s ROG STRIX GRHING GEFORCE RTX EVGA OCH EV3A FTW3 2,761 13,893 30.4K ↑ @EnamulEzaz Replying to @Viperous Mf did all that to be called "One of my twitch subs"
One of my twitch subs bought me the PS5 and THREE 3090s ROG STRIX GRHING GEFORCE RTX EVGA OCH EV3A FTW3 2,761 13,893 30.4K ↑ @EnamulEzaz Replying to @Viperous Mf did all that to be called "One of my twitch subs"

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Imagine...

Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer I'm late to the NYPD press conference because I couldn't find a non Muslim cab or @Uber @lyft driver for over 30 min! This is insanity. Imagine telling your boss "Sorry, I'm 30 minutes late for work because of how racist I am."
Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer I'm late to the NYPD press conference because I couldn't find a non Muslim cab or @Uber @lyft driver for over 30 min! This is insanity. Imagine telling your boss "Sorry, I'm 30 minutes late for work because of how racist I am."

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Let's Help And Save Humanity By Making Them Normal Step 1: Don't Follow Or Be Associated With These Disgusting People. Step 2: Play And Enjoy Video Games Only For Great Game Mechanics And Story And Not To Nitpick Over Character Designs And Race. Step 3: Don't Make Your Entire Life And Personality About Politics. Step 4: Enjoy The Rest Of Your Day
Let's Help And Save Humanity By Making Them Normal Step 1: Don't Follow Or Be Associated With These Disgusting People. Step 2: Play And Enjoy Video Games Only For Great Game Mechanics And Story And Not To Nitpick Over Character Designs And Race. Step 3: Don't Make Your Entire Life And Personality About Politics. Step 4: Enjoy The Rest Of Your Day

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One of the funniest things I've ever seen on Twitter.
One of the funniest things I've ever seen on Twitter.

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the mangy goat when we say no to AI image the mangy goat forces us to say yes by default

what an idiot that's one of the million reasons people go to other social platforms
what an idiot that's one of the million reasons people go to other social platforms

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