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jack Follow @jackjack_o last year when i was "human traffic king"
jack Follow @jackjack_o last year when i was "human traffic king"

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He's got a point

■Tony Ventura @realTonyVentura Back in my day, I could walk in a store with $25 USD and walk out with 6 Porterhouse steaks, 2 chickens, a case of beer, 5 bottles of wine, 2 loaves of bread and a gallon of milk. Can't do that today. Too many fi cameras.
■Tony Ventura @realTonyVentura Back in my day, I could walk in a store with $25 USD and walk out with 6 Porterhouse steaks, 2 chickens, a case of beer, 5 bottles of wine, 2 loaves of bread and a gallon of milk. Can't do that today. Too many fi cameras.

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That's a good friend

Prashant Jha @tera_pra The type of friendship I want ག་་རར་མི་ལྟད་}
Prashant Jha @tera_pra The type of friendship I want ག་་རར་མི་ལྟད་}

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That's a powerful light

This is how Mercedes-Benz advertised their strong headlight. Professor Barclay Cool, now I can actually become blind when driving at night.
This is how Mercedes-Benz advertised their strong headlight. Professor Barclay Cool, now I can actually become blind when driving at night.

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I agree, though

@sonoreid the goal isn't gucci bags, it's acres of land Shasti @sh44sti the girlies are turning into genghis khan
@sonoreid the goal isn't gucci bags, it's acres of land Shasti @sh44sti the girlies are turning into genghis khan

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I don't think those are...

Tom from Spoons @Spoons Tom Follo Hi @nikestore I've bought these sports briefs and although I'm enjoying the freedom all the branding is upside down! NIKE PRO DUDEDIN FAY ITZOUDin
Tom from Spoons @Spoons Tom Follo Hi @nikestore I've bought these sports briefs and although I'm enjoying the freedom all the branding is upside down! NIKE PRO DUDEDIN FAY ITZOUDin

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Work smarter not harder

tom ball @tomball06 I've opened 3 birthday cards and I'm already £150 up, I love being a postman.
tom ball @tomball06 I've opened 3 birthday cards and I'm already £150 up, I love being a postman.

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PSA

mcc @mcc@mastodon.social As a reminder, if you still have Twitter account(s) -I recommend you delete them before November 15, at which poin a TOS that gives Twitter permission to scrape your posts for "Al" comes into effect. My read (NOT A LAWYER) Is that fully deleting the account is the way to avoid them getting this permission. -If you're at all considering that I recommend you request a Twitte archive **THIS SECOND**, as it takes about 24 hours to be emaile to you. Details/links: mastodon.social/@mcc/113324547... Nov 12, 2024, 12:26 AM Web 256 boosts 173 favorites mcc @mcc 10h * Note that even if you delete your Twitter you can still keep your posts online, by using an archive -> html tool, such as this one which I used for my own archive: github.com/mcclure/twitter-arc... (This is a fork of Darius's tool with support for >2GB archives. The documentation could use another editing pass, I apologize for this.). mcclure/twitter- archiver Make your own simple, public, searchable Twitter archive 80 4 30 3 Contributors Issues Stars Forks GitHub GitHub - mcclure/twitter-archiver: Make your own simple, public, searchable Twitter archive Make your own simple, public, searchable Twitter archive - mcclure/twitter-a... 3
mcc @mcc@mastodon.social As a reminder, if you still have Twitter account(s) -I recommend you delete them before November 15, at which poin a TOS that gives Twitter permission to scrape your posts for "Al" comes into effect. My read (NOT A LAWYER) Is that fully deleting the account is the way to avoid them getting this permission. -If you're at all considering that I recommend you request a Twitte archive **THIS SECOND**, as it takes about 24 hours to be emaile to you. Details/links: mastodon.social/@mcc/113324547... Nov 12, 2024, 12:26 AM Web 256 boosts 173 favorites mcc @mcc 10h * Note that even if you delete your Twitter you can still keep your posts online, by using an archive -> html tool, such as this one which I used for my own archive: github.com/mcclure/twitter-arc... (This is a fork of Darius's tool with support for >2GB archives. The documentation could use another editing pass, I apologize for this.). mcclure/twitter- archiver Make your own simple, public, searchable Twitter archive 80 4 30 3 Contributors Issues Stars Forks GitHub GitHub - mcclure/twitter-archiver: Make your own simple, public, searchable Twitter archive Make your own simple, public, searchable Twitter archive - mcclure/twitter-a... 3

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That's embarrassing

Meg Gallagher @MegRGall I think I was 7?... I was misbehaving at dinner so my parents sent me to my room. I was dramatic af and cried out my window to the whole neighborhood. Then the window screen broke and I fell 2 stories. I got up and rang the doorbell to tell my parents I fell out the window.
Meg Gallagher @MegRGall I think I was 7?... I was misbehaving at dinner so my parents sent me to my room. I was dramatic af and cried out my window to the whole neighborhood. Then the window screen broke and I fell 2 stories. I got up and rang the doorbell to tell my parents I fell out the window.

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Getting comfortable

Drew @drewmamas Replying to @MotherOfDoggons When I was in preschool I took off my clothes for no reason. Literally just got naked in the hallway and they called my parents who then had to sit and talk to me about why we don't take off our clothes in school⚫ 7 5:44 PM Dec 11, 2018 - See Drew's other Tweets
Drew @drewmamas Replying to @MotherOfDoggons When I was in preschool I took off my clothes for no reason. Literally just got naked in the hallway and they called my parents who then had to sit and talk to me about why we don't take off our clothes in school⚫ 7 5:44 PM Dec 11, 2018 - See Drew's other Tweets

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A light snack

Jennifer Michelle Greenberg @JennMGreenberg "Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at your child." So I looked, and there, sitting cross- legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my 2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out of the bottle.
Jennifer Michelle Greenberg @JennMGreenberg "Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at your child." So I looked, and there, sitting cross- legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my 2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out of the bottle.

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Candy is better

Amber Sparks @ambernoelle Follow Today the 8 year old told me she deliberately spelled a word wrong in the last round of the school spelling bee because "if you lose you get a piece of candy, but if you win you just get a boring medal❞ 3:21 AM ⚫ Jun 14, 2023 1.2M Views
Amber Sparks @ambernoelle Follow Today the 8 year old told me she deliberately spelled a word wrong in the last round of the school spelling bee because "if you lose you get a piece of candy, but if you win you just get a boring medal❞ 3:21 AM ⚫ Jun 14, 2023 1.2M Views

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Good question

swamp monster @_BIGSYD My son just asked me how I know his name... I'm not in the mood tonight
swamp monster @_BIGSYD My son just asked me how I know his name... I'm not in the mood tonight

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Huh...

Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney Follow My 3yo came home from school mad that one of the boys poked her in the eye. I asked if she talked to her teacher about it and she said yes, but the teacher didn't have a chance to address it because then the boy fell out of his chair and broke both his arms. Unsure if lies. 10:26 PM - Oct 5, 2023 3.2M Views
Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney Follow My 3yo came home from school mad that one of the boys poked her in the eye. I asked if she talked to her teacher about it and she said yes, but the teacher didn't have a chance to address it because then the boy fell out of his chair and broke both his arms. Unsure if lies. 10:26 PM - Oct 5, 2023 3.2M Views

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The banana bandit

sarah @sarahradz Follow Today at pick-up, the childcare teacher informed me that my darling son was caught red-handed trying to eat another child's banana. She showed me the confiscated banana as proof. I looked over at him sternly, and caught him trying to eat yet another child's banana.
sarah @sarahradz Follow Today at pick-up, the childcare teacher informed me that my darling son was caught red-handed trying to eat another child's banana. She showed me the confiscated banana as proof. I looked over at him sternly, and caught him trying to eat yet another child's banana.

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It's a new law

Kelly @kelly__le Follow My son just informed me it's illegal for 9 year olds to eat broccoli.
Kelly @kelly__le Follow My son just informed me it's illegal for 9 year olds to eat broccoli.

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