Twitter / X - Images

Sorted By:

Fictional adult

James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn I tried to say, "I'm a functional adult," but my phone changed it to "fictional adult," and I feel like that's more accurate.

James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn I tried to say, "I'm a functional adult," but my phone changed it to "fictional adult," and I feel like that's more accurate.

me irl /r/meirl relatable relatable memes memes same mood

Moon people

critter . @BecomingCritter 1d i can't wait til we have slurs for moon people dirtman (b/sac) @terrorproforma. 1d The 51st state 600

critter . @BecomingCritter 1d i can't wait til we have slurs for moon people dirtman (b/sac) @terrorproforma. 1d The 51st state 600

me irl /r/meirl relatable relatable memes memes same mood

They have the right to be mad

Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking dog: [brings sticks inside] me: no that belongs outside me, at Christmas time: [brings entire tree inside] dog: what the actual s'¨ is this

Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking dog: [brings sticks inside] me: no that belongs outside me, at Christmas time: [brings entire tree inside] dog: what the actual s'¨ is this

me irl /r/meirl relatable relatable memes memes same mood dogs christmas

Like of course you did

Joey @joeyglighr I hate when boomers say "I paid off my tuition by working through college" and their tuition cost like 3 nickels and an oath against communism L

Joey @joeyglighr I hate when boomers say "I paid off my tuition by working through college" and their tuition cost like 3 nickels and an oath against communism L

me irl /r/meirl relatable relatable memes memes same mood school college boomers

Feels the same

Tom @TwterGun Why do drugs after 30 when you can just stand up too fast?

Tom @TwterGun Why do drugs after 30 when you can just stand up too fast?

me irl /r/meirl relatable relatable memes memes same mood

I am not reliable

truer words have never been spoken "Believe in myself??" The same person who got me into this mess?

truer words have never been spoken "Believe in myself??" The same person who got me into this mess?

me irl /r/meirl relatable relatable memes memes same mood

Sounds about right

aborteddreams Aborted Dreams @aborteddreams My dental plan is, "I guess I'll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on"

aborteddreams Aborted Dreams @aborteddreams My dental plan is, "I guess I'll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on"

me irl /r/meirl relatable relatable memes memes same mood

Too real

rice Kwame Mbalia and Tristan Strong @KSekouM Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana, whispering at 3am in the morning: i'm ripe Banana at 8am that morning: HAHAHA I'M ROTTEN BOOOOOOOOY, WELCOME TO BROWN TOWN.

rice Kwame Mbalia and Tristan Strong @KSekouM Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana, whispering at 3am in the morning: i'm ripe Banana at 8am that morning: HAHAHA I'M ROTTEN BOOOOOOOOY, WELCOME TO BROWN TOWN.

me irl /r/meirl relatable relatable memes memes same mood

Self-reflection

emily may ⭑ @emilykmay Follow My 2yo, Miguel, had taken off his diaper at some point during his nap and when I walked in and saw it on the floor, he looked at me and said: "WHY'D YOU DO THAT, MIGUEL?????" 1:05 AM Oct 14, 2023 509.2K Views 71 tv 181 7.5K 151 80

emily may ⭑ @emilykmay Follow My 2yo, Miguel, had taken off his diaper at some point during his nap and when I walked in and saw it on the floor, he looked at me and said: "WHY'D YOU DO THAT, MIGUEL?????" 1:05 AM Oct 14, 2023 509.2K Views 71 tv 181 7.5K 151 80

kids are stupid kids children dumb kids

True crime

Katie D @Katie Deal99 . Follow X My daughter told her teacher that I love murder but forgot to include the TV SHOWS part so our next meeting should be fun

Katie D @Katie Deal99 . Follow X My daughter told her teacher that I love murder but forgot to include the TV SHOWS part so our next meeting should be fun

kids are stupid kids children dumb kids

So nice!

That Mom Tho @mom_tho Follow • X my six year old wanted me to pretend to be her mom and i said "i am your mom" and she said "but like, a cool young fun mom" im glad i tore up my body to birth her just to get shredded to pieces like that

That Mom Tho @mom_tho Follow • X my six year old wanted me to pretend to be her mom and i said "i am your mom" and she said "but like, a cool young fun mom" im glad i tore up my body to birth her just to get shredded to pieces like that

kids are stupid kids children dumb kids

They don't know what they're doing

Mandalynns23 @mandalynns23 We told my 4yr old I was pregnant and she was NOT happy about it. After she cried in her bed she came downstairs hands on hips and asked in the most accusatory tone "And where exactly is this new baby gonna sleep?" like we were two teens who hadn't thought this pregnancy through

Mandalynns23 @mandalynns23 We told my 4yr old I was pregnant and she was NOT happy about it. After she cried in her bed she came downstairs hands on hips and asked in the most accusatory tone "And where exactly is this new baby gonna sleep?" like we were two teens who hadn't thought this pregnancy through

kids are stupid kids children dumb kids

Sounds about right

James Breakwell, Exploding Uni... @XplodingUnicorn 4-year-old: Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Me: What? 4: I don't remember.

James Breakwell, Exploding Uni... @XplodingUnicorn 4-year-old: Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Me: What? 4: I don't remember.

kids are stupid kids children dumb kids

Grocery shopping things

69 Dicola Rada Ricola Ricols Clix Cicol D 48 cola Ricola colo Nicols Ri Nicol cola Rixty Ashley Parker ❤ @AshleyRParker Follow Sunday morning trip to the grocery store. Classic of the genre. 9:26 PM 24 Nov 24 84.2K Views • • 6 SERVICE

69 Dicola Rada Ricola Ricols Clix Cicol D 48 cola Ricola colo Nicols Ri Nicol cola Rixty Ashley Parker ❤ @AshleyRParker Follow Sunday morning trip to the grocery store. Classic of the genre. 9:26 PM 24 Nov 24 84.2K Views • • 6 SERVICE

kids are stupid kids children dumb kids

Baby names

Stephanie Insley Hershinow @S_Insley_H Follow 5yo; "Mommy, I think when I grow up, I might change my name to a grownup name because my name is a little kid's name. Maybe I'll use my middle name. My name is such a baby name! I want a grown up name when I'm a grown up." Reader, his name is HARVEY. 3:39 PM - May 3, 2023 1.5M Views 202 33K 296 go

Stephanie Insley Hershinow @S_Insley_H Follow 5yo; "Mommy, I think when I grow up, I might change my name to a grownup name because my name is a little kid's name. Maybe I'll use my middle name. My name is such a baby name! I want a grown up name when I'm a grown up." Reader, his name is HARVEY. 3:39 PM - May 3, 2023 1.5M Views 202 33K 296 go

kids are stupid kids children dumb kids

What an odd concept

It's Sheena @Tendin2 Follow I went boohooing to my mom and Jax was like "why were you crying on Grandma like that?" | had to explain how like when he wants to cuddle when he is upset and he was like "She's like your ...mom?" 1:12 AM Feb 29, 2024 1.7M Views • • 179 2.5K 52K 1.4K 80

It's Sheena @Tendin2 Follow I went boohooing to my mom and Jax was like "why were you crying on Grandma like that?" | had to explain how like when he wants to cuddle when he is upset and he was like "She's like your ...mom?" 1:12 AM Feb 29, 2024 1.7M Views • • 179 2.5K 52K 1.4K 80

kids are stupid kids children dumb kids

Very creative

Alix E. Harrow @AlixEHarrow having been told that it's rude to call dinner "gross," our 4yo is finding increasingly creative ways to express himself "this tastes........unlucky to me" "this sends my mouth into outer space. (that's bad)" "cauliflower is"--[pinches fingers together]--"this much delicious" 7:48 AM 1/21/21 Twitter Web App

Alix E. Harrow @AlixEHarrow having been told that it's rude to call dinner "gross," our 4yo is finding increasingly creative ways to express himself "this tastes........unlucky to me" "this sends my mouth into outer space. (that's bad)" "cauliflower is"--[pinches fingers together]--"this much delicious" 7:48 AM 1/21/21 Twitter Web App

kids are stupid kids children dumb kids

Rat for scale

sarah @sarahradz Follow My 9yo on holding a very new baby: "she is so cute... the size of four rats • 11 9:49 PM - Sep 3, 2024 157K Views 25 317 7.3K 129 80

sarah @sarahradz Follow My 9yo on holding a very new baby: "she is so cute... the size of four rats • 11 9:49 PM - Sep 3, 2024 157K Views 25 317 7.3K 129 80

kids are stupid kids children dumb kids

Makes more sense

Brianne M. Kohl @BrianneKohl Follow My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet." I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant. For almost a year we've been having this discussion. ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette. 3:20 PM Mar 18, 2022 6.1K 1788K 801K 13K go

Brianne M. Kohl @BrianneKohl Follow My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet." I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant. For almost a year we've been having this discussion. ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette. 3:20 PM Mar 18, 2022 6.1K 1788K 801K 13K go

kids are stupid kids children dumb kids

Let him cook

Joey D'Arcy @JoeyDarcyy Was on the bus the other day and two kids about 10 were in front of me. One of them said that his parents won't let him get a dog so he used to stare at the sun to try make himself blind so he could get a guide dog. No doubt he was waffling but you have to admire his imagination

Joey D'Arcy @JoeyDarcyy Was on the bus the other day and two kids about 10 were in front of me. One of them said that his parents won't let him get a dog so he used to stare at the sun to try make himself blind so he could get a guide dog. No doubt he was waffling but you have to admire his imagination

kids are stupid kids children dumb kids