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I'm not very song-worthy

lil arab @sweatyhairy eminem: look, if u had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment - would you capture it, or just let it slip? me: oh l'd let it slip for sure eminem: oh aiite me: yea sorry
lil arab @sweatyhairy eminem: look, if u had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment - would you capture it, or just let it slip? me: oh l'd let it slip for sure eminem: oh aiite me: yea sorry

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Why can't I have hindsight now?

lil arab @sweatyhairy Y'all ever look at old pictures of yourself and think "damn ppl really let me walk around like that" but then u look in the mirror and think "damn it's happening again"
lil arab @sweatyhairy Y'all ever look at old pictures of yourself and think "damn ppl really let me walk around like that" but then u look in the mirror and think "damn it's happening again"

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Phew, now I'm exhausted

Grace Segers @Grace_Segers Me, writing an email: I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know l'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!
Grace Segers @Grace_Segers Me, writing an email: I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know l'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!

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Maybe after some coffee

Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp 11:00am - anything is possible 2:00pm - but not today
Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp 11:00am - anything is possible 2:00pm - but not today

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Even MORE mac and cheese

caustic sand witch @hellohappy_time [minutes after eating mac & cheese] u know what would be amazing right now- and honestly it's beena while since l've had it- mac & cheese 12/5/17, 2:56 AM
caustic sand witch @hellohappy_time [minutes after eating mac & cheese] u know what would be amazing right now- and honestly it's beena while since l've had it- mac & cheese 12/5/17, 2:56 AM

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Maybe it's just hiding

Frankie! @FrankieMooon How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????
Frankie! @FrankieMooon How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

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Life is overrated

sio @bestinsio so let me get this straight...i have to do tasks..every day..dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin)..and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again 1:24 PM · 2021-02-13 · Twitter Web App 70.3K Retweets 1,955 Quote Tweets 470K Likes
sio @bestinsio so let me get this straight...i have to do tasks..every day..dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin)..and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again 1:24 PM · 2021-02-13 · Twitter Web App 70.3K Retweets 1,955 Quote Tweets 470K Likes

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What is math?

olliethreads @olliethreads ngl i think my calculator history is more embarrassing than my search history
olliethreads @olliethreads ngl i think my calculator history is more embarrassing than my search history

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I'm surprised he didn't leave twitter after the "I'm black" fiasco. His scorching takes would be sorely missed /s

Dean Browning @DeanBrowningPA The Left loves to show their anti- Italian bigotry every time Christopher Columbus is brought dn It never, ever ends.
Dean Browning @DeanBrowningPA The Left loves to show their anti- Italian bigotry every time Christopher Columbus is brought dn It never, ever ends.

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On Homophobia

throat 700 CLUB @SPVCEMVN Being homophobic is kinda gay cuz you letting a gay n---- control yo emotions like he yo boyfriend
throat 700 CLUB @SPVCEMVN Being homophobic is kinda gay cuz you letting a gay n---- control yo emotions like he yo boyfriend

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Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.

Larinzo ... @LarinzoMosley Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you. 8:46 AM · Feb 17, 2021 · Twitter for Android
Larinzo ... @LarinzoMosley Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you. 8:46 AM · Feb 17, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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No sympathy from me

M Daily Mirror @DailyMirror Sick paedophiles are pretending to be chicken nuggets online to lure kids mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/f.. DI DANK MEAMEOLOGY Josh @Solacee If your kid goes to meet a chicken nugget that s---- just natural selection at that point
M Daily Mirror @DailyMirror Sick paedophiles are pretending to be chicken nuggets online to lure kids mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/f.. DI DANK MEAMEOLOGY Josh @Solacee If your kid goes to meet a chicken nugget that s---- just natural selection at that point

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Get me out!

SMadimoiselle @drivingmemadi an escape room, but it's just your thoughts. good luck 3:55 PM 8/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone
SMadimoiselle @drivingmemadi an escape room, but it's just your thoughts. good luck 3:55 PM 8/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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This has the potential to change everything

Alexander James @DrunkScribe Some years back my wife and l got into the habit of asking each other 'do you want comfort or solutions' when the other was having a bad time. That one sentence can save us from an argument 9/10 times. 9:22 AM 1/23/21 - Twitter for iPhone 15.5K Retweets 1,443 Quote Tweets 48K Likes A.J. Hensley @TheAJHensley 3d Replying to @DrunkScribe This is key. My family says, "are we listening or problem solving?" 94 27 259 O 1,909
Alexander James @DrunkScribe Some years back my wife and l got into the habit of asking each other 'do you want comfort or solutions' when the other was having a bad time. That one sentence can save us from an argument 9/10 times. 9:22 AM 1/23/21 - Twitter for iPhone 15.5K Retweets 1,443 Quote Tweets 48K Likes A.J. Hensley @TheAJHensley 3d Replying to @DrunkScribe This is key. My family says, "are we listening or problem solving?" 94 27 259 O 1,909

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They meant it quite literally

cryptid girl @ugsadkid when you thought your parents saying "I'll give you something to cry about" meant they were gonna hit you but instead they gave you several mental illnesses that haunt you for life
cryptid girl @ugsadkid when you thought your parents saying "I'll give you something to cry about" meant they were gonna hit you but instead they gave you several mental illnesses that haunt you for life

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Things make sense if they're in a list

anna borges @annabroges psychiatrist: just because you've developed ways to successfully compensate for your symptoms over the years doesn't mean they're not there me, from beneath a pile of bullet journals and calendars and spreadsheets and coffee and weekly breakdowns: who me
anna borges @annabroges psychiatrist: just because you've developed ways to successfully compensate for your symptoms over the years doesn't mean they're not there me, from beneath a pile of bullet journals and calendars and spreadsheets and coffee and weekly breakdowns: who me

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OK that changes everything

Brandon Kyle Goodman @brandonkgood I told my friend that l'm emotionally "hitting a wall" and she said "Sometimes walls are there so we can lean on them and rest." I can't even begin to express how much I really needed to hear that.
Brandon Kyle Goodman @brandonkgood I told my friend that l'm emotionally "hitting a wall" and she said "Sometimes walls are there so we can lean on them and rest." I can't even begin to express how much I really needed to hear that.

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Intimacy? Don't know what that is

Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy 9:17 PM · 23 Jan 21 · Twitter for iPhone
Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy 9:17 PM · 23 Jan 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Give this person a medal

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start.
Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start.

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Oh THAT kind of salsa

Drew @dmc1138 Instructor: "Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance?" Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."
Drew @dmc1138 Instructor: "Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance?" Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."

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