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mark @TheCatWhisprer Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork.

mark @TheCatWhisprer Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork.

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"So back in the day, Sweden would give the country’s official Twitter account to a random Swede for a week. It lasted longer than you’d think (years) and uh, they didn’t delete old tweets… lol"

Quinn Nelson @SnazzyQ So back in the day, Sweden would give the country's official Twitter account to a random Swede for a week. It lasted longer than you'd think (years) and uh, they didn't delete old tweets... lol @swedenO @sweden · Jun 12, 2012 Whats the fuzz wi th jews. You can't even see if a person is a jew, unless you see their penises, and even if you do, you can't be sure!? 12:12 PM Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 8 Retweets 209 Likes

Quinn Nelson @SnazzyQ So back in the day, Sweden would give the country's official Twitter account to a random Swede for a week. It lasted longer than you'd think (years) and uh, they didn't delete old tweets... lol @swedenO @sweden · Jun 12, 2012 Whats the fuzz wi th jews. You can't even see if a person is a jew, unless you see their penises, and even if you do, you can't be sure!? 12:12 PM Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 8 Retweets 209 Likes

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Maybe all Skynet wanted was to go shopping

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stories from studying Latin

A.Z. Foreman @azforeman · 14m I once was sitting in O'Hare airport reading a book of Latin poetry when a guy looking like a monk walks up to me looking utterly lost and asks "Loquerisne Latine"? (Do you speak Latin?) To which I answer "Ita, possumne te adiuvare?" (Yes, can I help you?.) * Ellen is at the Grammar Table (inside) . People who studied Latin, can you tell me any stories about your Latin-studying experiences? Funny or nonfunny. 1d Show this thread 17 4 O 17 A.Z. Foreman @azforeman Turned out he was indeed a Polish monk and knew only Polish and Latin. Had never been outside Poland before, or even seen the inside of an airport, and needed help finding his way.

A.Z. Foreman @azforeman · 14m I once was sitting in O'Hare airport reading a book of Latin poetry when a guy looking like a monk walks up to me looking utterly lost and asks "Loquerisne Latine"? (Do you speak Latin?) To which I answer "Ita, possumne te adiuvare?" (Yes, can I help you?.) * Ellen is at the Grammar Table (inside) . People who studied Latin, can you tell me any stories about your Latin-studying experiences? Funny or nonfunny. 1d Show this thread 17 4 O 17 A.Z. Foreman @azforeman Turned out he was indeed a Polish monk and knew only Polish and Latin. Had never been outside Poland before, or even seen the inside of an airport, and needed help finding his way.

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run

DAI @DAIZAHDAIZ 1d yall my foot is stuck in the door at lodges can someone please open the door 689 27 10.9K 58.5K Jitta, @TheJitNextDoor I wouldve been on the other side lickin yo toes but das just me

DAI @DAIZAHDAIZ 1d yall my foot is stuck in the door at lodges can someone please open the door 689 27 10.9K 58.5K Jitta, @TheJitNextDoor I wouldve been on the other side lickin yo toes but das just me

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tire talk

Madison @madisonbosil A REAL CONVERSATION I HEARD BETWEEN TWO GROWN MEN AT TIRES PLUS: Man #1: *getting ready to pay* Is it a swipey swipe Man #2: No it's a chippy chip

Madison @madisonbosil A REAL CONVERSATION I HEARD BETWEEN TWO GROWN MEN AT TIRES PLUS: Man #1: *getting ready to pay* Is it a swipey swipe Man #2: No it's a chippy chip

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So relatable Charlie

Alyssa Phillips @Plant_Phillips Even the most famous scientists have rough weeks. Charles Darwin, for example: "But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." an leg pon tieything

Alyssa Phillips @Plant_Phillips Even the most famous scientists have rough weeks. Charles Darwin, for example: "But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." an leg pon tieything

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This is what hot yoga is all about

Вoog @BoogTweets Me: *Holding a fist full of lit sparklers* How much for the aggressive incense?

Вoog @BoogTweets Me: *Holding a fist full of lit sparklers* How much for the aggressive incense?

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competitive t-shirt eating

Jon @ArfMeasures Me *swallowing 4th wet t-shirt* this contest is hard 17:15 · 31 May 19 · Twitter for Android

Jon @ArfMeasures Me *swallowing 4th wet t-shirt* this contest is hard 17:15 · 31 May 19 · Twitter for Android

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Uncanny

Steve Harvey @SteveHarvey stop sending me this s---

Steve Harvey @SteveHarvey stop sending me this s---

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how poetic

i use to watch overwatch p--- after a match of the game as a way to cope with my losses, basically imagining myself hate f------ the characters i played against 3:30 PM · 4/15/21 · Twitter for iPhone

i use to watch overwatch p--- after a match of the game as a way to cope with my losses, basically imagining myself hate f------ the characters i played against 3:30 PM · 4/15/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Genuine question do straight guys like hot women or not Dyme @CryptoParadyme 4d The state of @Twitch yes that's a girl indoors in a tub wearing lingerie doing tarot cards Show this thread Teday's Sub Goal 300 264 Today's Foitawer Goat 11766 12000 m A CEAT OLY F--- LOOR AT DOE FUCING BUNYS $10/Tier 2 Sub Fortune told $20/4 Subs Read a bible verse for you $25/5 Subs Name on Board $50 /10 Subs Name on Body $100/ 20 Subs Your balloon in tub $500/ 100 Subs Name on Forehead Latest Tip: shinkYpikagav 55 st Sub fame half Session top tipper, shinkypikag $75 INDIEFOXX TV 9:29 pm 18 Apr 21 · Twitter for iPhone

Genuine question do straight guys like hot women or not Dyme @CryptoParadyme 4d The state of @Twitch yes that's a girl indoors in a tub wearing lingerie doing tarot cards Show this thread Teday's Sub Goal 300 264 Today's Foitawer Goat 11766 12000 m A CEAT OLY F--- LOOR AT DOE FUCING BUNYS $10/Tier 2 Sub Fortune told $20/4 Subs Read a bible verse for you $25/5 Subs Name on Board $50 /10 Subs Name on Body $100/ 20 Subs Your balloon in tub $500/ 100 Subs Name on Forehead Latest Tip: shinkYpikagav 55 st Sub fame half Session top tipper, shinkypikag $75 INDIEFOXX TV 9:29 pm 18 Apr 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Okay but imagine the other way around

Alenora @spunkyturnip Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy

Alenora @spunkyturnip Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy

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Wait, that's nicer than I expected

Kaitlyn Greenidge @surlybassey My husband is in his first year of teaching elementary school math. Every night he comes home, takes a long swig of soda water, stares into the middle distance and says, "The amount of cuteness I see on a daily basis...you just can't fathom it, Kaitlyn"

Kaitlyn Greenidge @surlybassey My husband is in his first year of teaching elementary school math. Every night he comes home, takes a long swig of soda water, stares into the middle distance and says, "The amount of cuteness I see on a daily basis...you just can't fathom it, Kaitlyn"

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first date idea: i throw your keys off a cliff

phage @clubmoss first date idea: i throw your keys off a cliff 12:49 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

phage @clubmoss first date idea: i throw your keys off a cliff 12:49 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

sorry i only flossed 3 times since my last appointment and the most recent one was this morning

MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau DENTIST: When I poke the most tender part of your mouth with a sharp instrument it bleeds and that's your fault. ME:I am so sorry.

MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau DENTIST: When I poke the most tender part of your mouth with a sharp instrument it bleeds and that's your fault. ME:I am so sorry.

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Almost

MuminBits @MuminBits My kid took off his wellies and snowsuit in one seamless move then left it all on the floor. I walked in the room and almost went into cardiac arrest.

MuminBits @MuminBits My kid took off his wellies and snowsuit in one seamless move then left it all on the floor. I walked in the room and almost went into cardiac arrest.

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workout gear

Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp Me buying workout gear: this will be perfect for working out Me wearing workout gear: this will be perfect for sitting

Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp Me buying workout gear: this will be perfect for working out Me wearing workout gear: this will be perfect for sitting

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Oink oink

oatmeal influencer @acechhh i love contactless delivery they just throw the slop at your door and i run out like a little pig

oatmeal influencer @acechhh i love contactless delivery they just throw the slop at your door and i run out like a little pig

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Deliver us

Couchy B @AtCouchyB One time in a church bathroom I heard the woman in the stall next to me grunt then say "thank you Jesus" II I think about that a lot. 10:01 AM · 11/22/20 · Twitter for Android

Couchy B @AtCouchyB One time in a church bathroom I heard the woman in the stall next to me grunt then say "thank you Jesus" II I think about that a lot. 10:01 AM · 11/22/20 · Twitter for Android

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