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No Context Chick Tracts @No_Cont... · 1h 27 14 O 34 t7 Rich Lather Retweeted the tim's gambit @PostinMonkey · 10h I live my life a Quarter-Pounder at a time O 27 27 17 270 00

No Context Chick Tracts @No_Cont... · 1h 27 14 O 34 t7 Rich Lather Retweeted the tim's gambit @PostinMonkey · 10h I live my life a Quarter-Pounder at a time O 27 27 17 270 00

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strong feelings

angelprecious @preciousdaangel whoever created the fake pockets on women's clothing is going to hell

angelprecious @preciousdaangel whoever created the fake pockets on women's clothing is going to hell

dress pockets pockets dresses

While suffering from extreme food baby syndrome

JaBa @JaBasReturn Me thinking about my next meal right after finishing one Catherine Paiz O @CatherinePaiz waiting for you my angel

JaBa @JaBasReturn Me thinking about my next meal right after finishing one Catherine Paiz O @CatherinePaiz waiting for you my angel

food food baby hungry always hungry twitter

words of wisdom

Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti 000 Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year- old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots." 6:34 PM Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 9.6K Retweets 796 Quote Tweets 118.2K Likes

Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti 000 Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year- old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots." 6:34 PM Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 9.6K Retweets 796 Quote Tweets 118.2K Likes

carrots parenting thanks mom kids these days

Parenting Pro Tip

Richard Dean 000 @dad_on_my_feet Parenting pro tip: If you hear them say "I spilled a little" it actually means "time to build an ark" 4:57 PM Jan 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 167 Likes

Richard Dean 000 @dad_on_my_feet Parenting pro tip: If you hear them say "I spilled a little" it actually means "time to build an ark" 4:57 PM Jan 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 167 Likes

build an ark noah get the boat spilled kids

Rami Ismail's customer service

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Save hundreds at each movie

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Time to Check Twitter Dot Com

keep looking

keep looking the longer you look at it

Thanks snagging door handle, you're my only friend

asha badu. liked Dancho. @_The7thDay *you having a bad day* Door handle to your pocket: 13:23 · 1/16/21 Twitter for Android 10.4K Retweets 745 Quote Tweets 41.7K Likes

asha badu. liked Dancho. @_The7thDay *you having a bad day* Door handle to your pocket: 13:23 · 1/16/21 Twitter for Android 10.4K Retweets 745 Quote Tweets 41.7K Likes

door handle only friend bad day rip

Some dem moons outta control

*Star Stuff+ BLM NAA @RachelTortorici Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 79 moons

*Star Stuff+ BLM NAA @RachelTortorici Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 79 moons

moons parenting too much jupiter astronomy

Point

Matt Fernandez O @FattMernandez Freedom of speech isn't freedom from repercussions. That's why everyone who works retail doesn't tell you to go f--- yourself.

Matt Fernandez O @FattMernandez Freedom of speech isn't freedom from repercussions. That's why everyone who works retail doesn't tell you to go f--- yourself.

freedom of speech repercussion consequence retail worker

just not fair

jupiter's moon io O JV O @javi_draws Why do they get a nice moon and we don't

jupiter's moon io O JV O @javi_draws Why do they get a nice moon and we don't

not fair moon color jupiter

huh...what a multiverse

Kidder 000 @KidderDudder Characters that have met sonic the hedgehog

Kidder 000 @KidderDudder Characters that have met sonic the hedgehog

sonic sephiroth heavy bee

Never heard that one before

ellesse @ellyellyelly_ *item won't scan* customer: guess it's free then ha ha ha my mind: GUesS iTz fr3E tH3N Ha!!hA! haAhH >

ellesse @ellyellyelly_ *item won't scan* customer: guess it's free then ha ha ha my mind: GUesS iTz fr3E tH3N Ha!!hA! haAhH >

customer customers annoying

I can't turn it off, it's who I am

Roxxy Haze @iamroxxyhaze "Don't come in here with that goofy s---." Me:

Roxxy Haze @iamroxxyhaze "Don't come in here with that goofy s---." Me:

goofy weird weirdo freak twitter

This one hits home hard

Rex_highstar @manlikerex sorry I didn't text you back I was pretending I didn't see it and l ended up actually forgetting

Rex_highstar @manlikerex sorry I didn't text you back I was pretending I didn't see it and l ended up actually forgetting

twitter text back lazy forgot

So selfless

Ben Rosen @ben_rosen me (too lazy to microwave something): i should support a struggling small business during these unprecedented times

Ben Rosen @ben_rosen me (too lazy to microwave something): i should support a struggling small business during these unprecedented times

twitter lazy laziness small business

Make that a whole bus

sabbir @sabbyinthelab i rather eat a whole bus tire than write a cover letter for a job

sabbir @sabbyinthelab i rather eat a whole bus tire than write a cover letter for a job

twitter cover letter don't make me do it

You know better than that

max @mag_tweets fool me once, shame on u. fool me twice, thats just f----- up. u know im dumb as hell. like come on >

max @mag_tweets fool me once, shame on u. fool me twice, thats just f----- up. u know im dumb as hell. like come on >

twitter fool me once fool me twice