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WASHINGTON Angela Brisk @AngelaBrisk Found a brand new way to get your snacks into a movie
WASHINGTON Angela Brisk @AngelaBrisk Found a brand new way to get your snacks into a movie

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Time to Check Twitter Dot Com


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keep looking


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Thanks snagging door handle, you're my only friend

asha badu. liked Dancho. @_The7thDay *you having a bad day* Door handle to your pocket: 13:23 · 1/16/21 Twitter for Android 10.4K Retweets 745 Quote Tweets 41.7K Likes
asha badu. liked Dancho. @_The7thDay *you having a bad day* Door handle to your pocket: 13:23 · 1/16/21 Twitter for Android 10.4K Retweets 745 Quote Tweets 41.7K Likes

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Some dem moons outta control

*Star Stuff+ BLM NAA @RachelTortorici Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 79 moons
*Star Stuff+ BLM NAA @RachelTortorici Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 79 moons

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Point

Matt Fernandez O @FattMernandez Freedom of speech isn't freedom from repercussions. That's why everyone who works retail doesn't tell you to go f--- yourself.
Matt Fernandez O @FattMernandez Freedom of speech isn't freedom from repercussions. That's why everyone who works retail doesn't tell you to go f--- yourself.

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just not fair

jupiter's moon io O JV O @javi_draws Why do they get a nice moon and we don't
jupiter's moon io O JV O @javi_draws Why do they get a nice moon and we don't

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huh...what a multiverse

Kidder 000 @KidderDudder Characters that have met sonic the hedgehog
Kidder 000 @KidderDudder Characters that have met sonic the hedgehog

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Never heard that one before

ellesse @ellyellyelly_ *item won't scan* customer: guess it's free then ha ha ha my mind: GUesS iTz fr3E tH3N Ha!!hA! haAhH >
ellesse @ellyellyelly_ *item won't scan* customer: guess it's free then ha ha ha my mind: GUesS iTz fr3E tH3N Ha!!hA! haAhH >

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I can't turn it off, it's who I am

Roxxy Haze @iamroxxyhaze "Don't come in here with that goofy s---." Me:
Roxxy Haze @iamroxxyhaze "Don't come in here with that goofy s---." Me:

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This one hits home hard

Rex_highstar @manlikerex sorry I didn't text you back I was pretending I didn't see it and l ended up actually forgetting
Rex_highstar @manlikerex sorry I didn't text you back I was pretending I didn't see it and l ended up actually forgetting

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So selfless

Ben Rosen @ben_rosen me (too lazy to microwave something): i should support a struggling small business during these unprecedented times
Ben Rosen @ben_rosen me (too lazy to microwave something): i should support a struggling small business during these unprecedented times

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Make that a whole bus

sabbir @sabbyinthelab i rather eat a whole bus tire than write a cover letter for a job
sabbir @sabbyinthelab i rather eat a whole bus tire than write a cover letter for a job

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You know better than that

max @mag_tweets fool me once, shame on u. fool me twice, thats just f----- up. u know im dumb as hell. like come on >
max @mag_tweets fool me once, shame on u. fool me twice, thats just f----- up. u know im dumb as hell. like come on >

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That's all of it

astrophotopoetry @astronomypoetry 000 This is the entire observable universe squeezed into one image. UnmismoobjetivoWIkimedia Commons 10:56 AM Jan 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
astrophotopoetry @astronomypoetry 000 This is the entire observable universe squeezed into one image. UnmismoobjetivoWIkimedia Commons 10:56 AM Jan 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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and if you get sad buy yourself something useless

TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon How to deal with finances like an adult 1: Never check bank balance 2: Pretend things are fine 3: Live in a constant state of fear 4. Repeat
TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon How to deal with finances like an adult 1: Never check bank balance 2: Pretend things are fine 3: Live in a constant state of fear 4. Repeat

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