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Mike Klubnika @mikeklubnika - 2m My good sir I am the copyright owner Imao Pinned Mike Klubnika @mikeklubnika - 04 Apr Buckshot v1.2 is out on Steam featuring online leaderboard, expired medicine, pointy syringes, Estonian translation by yours truly & more (you won't believe what happens at 0:46 (not clickbait)) store.steampowered.com/app/2835570/ Bu... 2 D This media has been disabled in response to a report by the copyright owner. 167 271K 176 75 5.9K | 417K До ılı 186 ☐ go
Mike Klubnika @mikeklubnika - 2m My good sir I am the copyright owner Imao Pinned Mike Klubnika @mikeklubnika - 04 Apr Buckshot v1.2 is out on Steam featuring online leaderboard, expired medicine, pointy syringes, Estonian translation by yours truly & more (you won't believe what happens at 0:46 (not clickbait)) store.steampowered.com/app/2835570/ Bu... 2 D This media has been disabled in response to a report by the copyright owner. 167 271K 176 75 5.9K | 417K До ılı 186 ☐ go

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/r/dontyouknowwhoiam don't you know who i am fail facepalm

Come on, Shawn

Joey Lane @JoeySmoke14 I was his teammate, Shawn. Follow He wasn't underrated. Y'all just didn't watch OSU basketball back then. He was elite.
Joey Lane @JoeySmoke14 I was his teammate, Shawn. Follow He wasn't underrated. Y'all just didn't watch OSU basketball back then. He was elite.

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I'm sure he'll check it out

BurtonJ @sptonjohn. 1h This is runtime type checking, no? TS is compile time only. If you need something like this in JS/TS, I'd reach for Zod: colinhacks/zod TypeScript-first schema validation with static type inference 302 Contributors 1m 906 Used by Discussions 33k 1k Stars Forks TypeScript-first schema validation with static type inference From zod.dev Colin McDonnell @colinhacks thanks I'll check it out 2 17
BurtonJ @sptonjohn. 1h This is runtime type checking, no? TS is compile time only. If you need something like this in JS/TS, I'd reach for Zod: colinhacks/zod TypeScript-first schema validation with static type inference 302 Contributors 1m 906 Used by Discussions 33k 1k Stars Forks TypeScript-first schema validation with static type inference From zod.dev Colin McDonnell @colinhacks thanks I'll check it out 2 17

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$20 a month for a friend

<] 175 57 ili 1.2M Ad Dreamgirls.com @dreamgirlscom DGHer name is Victoria Valemorre. You're lonely because you doubt. Hyper-Realistic Human-Like Al Friends $20 per month, content is PG-13, nothing to in... From dreamgirls.com 1738 174 ılıı 3.8M 口 +1
<] 175 57 ili 1.2M Ad Dreamgirls.com @dreamgirlscom DGHer name is Victoria Valemorre. You're lonely because you doubt. Hyper-Realistic Human-Like Al Friends $20 per month, content is PG-13, nothing to in... From dreamgirls.com 1738 174 ılıı 3.8M 口 +1

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/r/aboringdystopia a boring dystopia ai

We will own nothing

unusual_whales @unusual_whales Subscribe A 40-year mortgage should be the new American standard for first-time homebuyers, two-time presidential advisor says per FORTUNE.
unusual_whales @unusual_whales Subscribe A 40-year mortgage should be the new American standard for first-time homebuyers, two-time presidential advisor says per FORTUNE.

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Give him a break

ZS-DAZ @daz_inc_ I though Micheal Jackson has to stop whatever he is doing and sing when I play his CD. As a result I never played it at night to give him some family time Umaima Baig @chalokkk What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
ZS-DAZ @daz_inc_ I though Micheal Jackson has to stop whatever he is doing and sing when I play his CD. As a result I never played it at night to give him some family time Umaima Baig @chalokkk What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

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They work in mysterious ways

That Mom Tho @mom_tho My 3 year old, who doesn't notice her pants are inside out or that her shoes. are on the wrong feet, can spot a diced onion in her food from 3 feet away
That Mom Tho @mom_tho My 3 year old, who doesn't notice her pants are inside out or that her shoes. are on the wrong feet, can spot a diced onion in her food from 3 feet away

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Of course they did

43/4 From oddlyspecific community on Reddit Drew Sanocki @drewsanocki My 9yo son took my iphone and in <5 min sent high rez close up shots of my dog's clenched sphincter to the following: my mom, my biz partner, wife, guy I went to grad school with in 2000, HSBC, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.
43/4 From oddlyspecific community on Reddit Drew Sanocki @drewsanocki My 9yo son took my iphone and in <5 min sent high rez close up shots of my dog's clenched sphincter to the following: my mom, my biz partner, wife, guy I went to grad school with in 2000, HSBC, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

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That stings

Carrie Thompson, J.D. @ctkat1 I was walking in the park and a little kid came barreling down the path on a bike, with his 10 year old brother screaming, "Don't crash into the old lady! Watch out for the old lady!" I looked around to see where the imperiled old lady was, and realized he meant me. I was 29.
Carrie Thompson, J.D. @ctkat1 I was walking in the park and a little kid came barreling down the path on a bike, with his 10 year old brother screaming, "Don't crash into the old lady! Watch out for the old lady!" I looked around to see where the imperiled old lady was, and realized he meant me. I was 29.

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Wow, so nice

> E. Walk (Mr. Walker) @Walkerveli One of the kids at my job wrote me a nice lil letter Q Dearmr.walker you are ugly
> E. Walk (Mr. Walker) @Walkerveli One of the kids at my job wrote me a nice lil letter Q Dearmr.walker you are ugly

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Close enough

James Breakwell ❤ @XplodingUnicorn We went into the basement for a tornado. My 3-year-old thought we were hiding from a tomato. Honestly, that scared her even more. 12:13 PM - 2 May 2016 3,617 12,727 Follow
James Breakwell ❤ @XplodingUnicorn We went into the basement for a tornado. My 3-year-old thought we were hiding from a tomato. Honestly, that scared her even more. 12:13 PM - 2 May 2016 3,617 12,727 Follow

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New dog every walk

Molly Priddy → @mollypriddy 4yo neighbor is thrilled to learn i walk the same dog every day "this looks like this same dog from last time!" "it is!" "DAD ITS THE SAME DOG AS LAST TIME" 02:57 15/05/2019 Twitter for iPhone 1,536 Retweets 17.2K Likes
Molly Priddy → @mollypriddy 4yo neighbor is thrilled to learn i walk the same dog every day "this looks like this same dog from last time!" "it is!" "DAD ITS THE SAME DOG AS LAST TIME" 02:57 15/05/2019 Twitter for iPhone 1,536 Retweets 17.2K Likes

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She has a point

1d (4yo daughter is crying her eyes out) Me: "What's wrong, tutu?" 4yo (moving her hands on the sofa): "If my fingers were markers they would ruin the sofa!" Me: "But your fingers...are not...markers?" 4yo (peak distress): "I said IF!" 8 1750 831
1d (4yo daughter is crying her eyes out) Me: "What's wrong, tutu?" 4yo (moving her hands on the sofa): "If my fingers were markers they would ruin the sofa!" Me: "But your fingers...are not...markers?" 4yo (peak distress): "I said IF!" 8 1750 831

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Poor kid is finally free

Li'l Edie Pentland @JennyPentland Follow I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free!"
Li'l Edie Pentland @JennyPentland Follow I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free!"

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Shhh...

> Woman in my train carriage smoothly telling the conductor that her son is travelling free because he's only four, while the kid repeatedly yells: "BUT I'M NOT FOUR"
> Woman in my train carriage smoothly telling the conductor that her son is travelling free because he's only four, while the kid repeatedly yells: "BUT I'M NOT FOUR"

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Seriously?

Taylor Schumann @taylorsschumann This child just tried to convince me to hang this watering can full of water above the door for a prank. "Who are you pranking?" "you" ring
Taylor Schumann @taylorsschumann This child just tried to convince me to hang this watering can full of water above the door for a prank. "Who are you pranking?" "you" ring

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