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Chris. @Emenalo 10h Waiting for her after lighting my own house on fire 8 35 424 3 13.6K Lidia @lidiagreyrose I'm 75 and I did that back in 1982 to try and meet this firefighter guy, but I only ended up with a burnt home and a mother of 2 instead of 4. But I got through it and learned
Chris. @Emenalo 10h Waiting for her after lighting my own house on fire 8 35 424 3 13.6K Lidia @lidiagreyrose I'm 75 and I did that back in 1982 to try and meet this firefighter guy, but I only ended up with a burnt home and a mother of 2 instead of 4. But I got through it and learned

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Close enough

Praxis tpraxis A small toddler is the closest thing you can have to a Pokémon. It follows you around, you love it dearly, no one else can understand what it's saying, and it is obedient only when it wants to be. The main difference is that training it to fight other toddlers is frowned upon
Praxis tpraxis A small toddler is the closest thing you can have to a Pokémon. It follows you around, you love it dearly, no one else can understand what it's saying, and it is obedient only when it wants to be. The main difference is that training it to fight other toddlers is frowned upon

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Heartwarming indeed

qntomb @qntm Follow Heartwarming! This 2-year-old's family couldn't afford his $20,000 electric wheelchair, and their insurance didn't cover it. So, a high school robotics team burned down the insurer's headquarters 9:11 AM 07 Oct 20
qntomb @qntm Follow Heartwarming! This 2-year-old's family couldn't afford his $20,000 electric wheelchair, and their insurance didn't cover it. So, a high school robotics team burned down the insurer's headquarters 9:11 AM 07 Oct 20

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Big step

nick @nickturani I've walked the girl I like home from the bar 4 weekends in a row (like any gentleman should) to protect her from creeps. This weekend I am finally going introduce myself to her.
nick @nickturani I've walked the girl I like home from the bar 4 weekends in a row (like any gentleman should) to protect her from creeps. This weekend I am finally going introduce myself to her.

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A dream come true

ashi @rakshesha > It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes! Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen. He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.
ashi @rakshesha > It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes! Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen. He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.

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That note though

Taylor Swift Facts @TSwiftFTC Follow Taylor Swift can now buy Kanye West and still have $700M left for herself. F PROFILE Taylor Swift $1.1B Musician Real Time Net Worth as of 12/17/23 82376 in the world today F PROFILE Kanye West Musician $400M 12/7/23 Real Time Net Worth Needs more ratings 2h View details Not shown on X Taylor Swift cannot "buy" Kanye West, as this was abolished in 1865 in the United States. https://www.archives.gov/milestone- documents/13th- amendment#:~:text-Passed%20by%20Congress%2 Oon%20January,slavery%20in%20the%20United%2 OStates.
Taylor Swift Facts @TSwiftFTC Follow Taylor Swift can now buy Kanye West and still have $700M left for herself. F PROFILE Taylor Swift $1.1B Musician Real Time Net Worth as of 12/17/23 82376 in the world today F PROFILE Kanye West Musician $400M 12/7/23 Real Time Net Worth Needs more ratings 2h View details Not shown on X Taylor Swift cannot "buy" Kanye West, as this was abolished in 1865 in the United States. https://www.archives.gov/milestone- documents/13th- amendment#:~:text-Passed%20by%20Congress%2 Oon%20January,slavery%20in%20the%20United%2 OStates.

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This is real?

I recently learned that volcano snails exist. Their shells are made of iron and they live around hydrothermal vents that can reach up to 750 degrees Fahrenheit. Bunky T Hatun @LostArt_jpg Has scales, lives around extreme heat, protected by iron, that's a dragon
I recently learned that volcano snails exist. Their shells are made of iron and they live around hydrothermal vents that can reach up to 750 degrees Fahrenheit. Bunky T Hatun @LostArt_jpg Has scales, lives around extreme heat, protected by iron, that's a dragon

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Oh no...

Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane. 2d attention, visible on an iceland volcano cam right now is a happy lava frog youtube.com/watch?v=-A182z... 25 1735 2,759 1 Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane 2m... someone has upset the lava frog 17 2 27 C
Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane. 2d attention, visible on an iceland volcano cam right now is a happy lava frog youtube.com/watch?v=-A182z... 25 1735 2,759 1 Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane 2m... someone has upset the lava frog 17 2 27 C

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I wonder...

727.pics 23h + sometimes i wonder how this guy is doing engadget Why the iPhone Will Fail Chris Ullrich June 27, 2007, 1:00 pm
727.pics 23h + sometimes i wonder how this guy is doing engadget Why the iPhone Will Fail Chris Ullrich June 27, 2007, 1:00 pm

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They didn't know

Chuck E. Cheese @ChuckECheese Happy Birthday @iamdiddy! Why not have your party here so your kids can celebrate, too? HAPPY B-DAY, P.DIDDY! C 2:56 PM 11/4/14 From Earth
Chuck E. Cheese @ChuckECheese Happy Birthday @iamdiddy! Why not have your party here so your kids can celebrate, too? HAPPY B-DAY, P.DIDDY! C 2:56 PM 11/4/14 From Earth

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About that...

Hoover @Hooverr Replying to @dhof @dhof ل You can't defeat me. I know, but he can. byte V
Hoover @Hooverr Replying to @dhof @dhof ل You can't defeat me. I know, but he can. byte V

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He looks polite

현춘이 @ughHugs My next door neighbor's guinea pig comes over sometimes to ask for carrots
현춘이 @ughHugs My next door neighbor's guinea pig comes over sometimes to ask for carrots

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You can't

uncle mal @lebaneseplease how am I supposed to study when my hedgehog just sits there waiting for me to give him attention 000
uncle mal @lebaneseplease how am I supposed to study when my hedgehog just sits there waiting for me to give him attention 000

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Harsh

spence @spencers_tweets • 22h pizza tip: always flip a lucky 000 spencer's page 75 1.1K 19K 696K ↑ Carrier Technician @bitchmailman 16h Looks awful 600 1 27 16 ılı 3.8K spence @spencers_tweets Follow 000 if you died nothing in my life would change
spence @spencers_tweets • 22h pizza tip: always flip a lucky 000 spencer's page 75 1.1K 19K 696K ↑ Carrier Technician @bitchmailman 16h Looks awful 600 1 27 16 ılı 3.8K spence @spencers_tweets Follow 000 if you died nothing in my life would change

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Just a thought

bp BP @BP_plc The first step to reducing your emissions is to know where you stand. Find out your #carbonfootprint with our new calculator & share your pledge today! i pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico
bp BP @BP_plc The first step to reducing your emissions is to know where you stand. Find out your #carbonfootprint with our new calculator & share your pledge today! i pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico

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That went a different direction

My dad wanted to surprise my little sister with Disney World by making her do a word puzzle. She got stuck here WE DIE R GOING TO S W N ia O
My dad wanted to surprise my little sister with Disney World by making her do a word puzzle. She got stuck here WE DIE R GOING TO S W N ia O

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