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Meg Gallagher @MegRGall I think I was 7?... I was misbehaving at dinner so my parents sent me to my room. I was dramatic af and cried out my window to the whole neighborhood. Then the window screen broke and I fell 2 stories. I got up and rang the doorbell to tell my parents I fell out the window.
Meg Gallagher @MegRGall I think I was 7?... I was misbehaving at dinner so my parents sent me to my room. I was dramatic af and cried out my window to the whole neighborhood. Then the window screen broke and I fell 2 stories. I got up and rang the doorbell to tell my parents I fell out the window.

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Getting comfortable

Drew @drewmamas Replying to @MotherOfDoggons When I was in preschool I took off my clothes for no reason. Literally just got naked in the hallway and they called my parents who then had to sit and talk to me about why we don't take off our clothes in school⚫ 7 5:44 PM Dec 11, 2018 - See Drew's other Tweets
Drew @drewmamas Replying to @MotherOfDoggons When I was in preschool I took off my clothes for no reason. Literally just got naked in the hallway and they called my parents who then had to sit and talk to me about why we don't take off our clothes in school⚫ 7 5:44 PM Dec 11, 2018 - See Drew's other Tweets

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A light snack

Jennifer Michelle Greenberg @JennMGreenberg "Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at your child." So I looked, and there, sitting cross- legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my 2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out of the bottle.
Jennifer Michelle Greenberg @JennMGreenberg "Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at your child." So I looked, and there, sitting cross- legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my 2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out of the bottle.

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Candy is better

Amber Sparks @ambernoelle Follow Today the 8 year old told me she deliberately spelled a word wrong in the last round of the school spelling bee because "if you lose you get a piece of candy, but if you win you just get a boring medal❞ 3:21 AM ⚫ Jun 14, 2023 1.2M Views
Amber Sparks @ambernoelle Follow Today the 8 year old told me she deliberately spelled a word wrong in the last round of the school spelling bee because "if you lose you get a piece of candy, but if you win you just get a boring medal❞ 3:21 AM ⚫ Jun 14, 2023 1.2M Views

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Good question

swamp monster @_BIGSYD My son just asked me how I know his name... I'm not in the mood tonight
swamp monster @_BIGSYD My son just asked me how I know his name... I'm not in the mood tonight

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Huh...

Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney Follow My 3yo came home from school mad that one of the boys poked her in the eye. I asked if she talked to her teacher about it and she said yes, but the teacher didn't have a chance to address it because then the boy fell out of his chair and broke both his arms. Unsure if lies. 10:26 PM - Oct 5, 2023 3.2M Views
Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney Follow My 3yo came home from school mad that one of the boys poked her in the eye. I asked if she talked to her teacher about it and she said yes, but the teacher didn't have a chance to address it because then the boy fell out of his chair and broke both his arms. Unsure if lies. 10:26 PM - Oct 5, 2023 3.2M Views

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The banana bandit

sarah @sarahradz Follow Today at pick-up, the childcare teacher informed me that my darling son was caught red-handed trying to eat another child's banana. She showed me the confiscated banana as proof. I looked over at him sternly, and caught him trying to eat yet another child's banana.
sarah @sarahradz Follow Today at pick-up, the childcare teacher informed me that my darling son was caught red-handed trying to eat another child's banana. She showed me the confiscated banana as proof. I looked over at him sternly, and caught him trying to eat yet another child's banana.

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It's a new law

Kelly @kelly__le Follow My son just informed me it's illegal for 9 year olds to eat broccoli.
Kelly @kelly__le Follow My son just informed me it's illegal for 9 year olds to eat broccoli.

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RIP Cakey

Matt Ufford → @mattufford my son named a piece of birthday cake "Cakey" then got too attached to it to eat it. we saved it for him and he decided to eat it the next day bc he didn't want it to get old. he cried the whole time saying "I'm sorry Cakey" between bites 10 2:59 PM 2/26/22 Twitter for iPhone 98 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 1,813 Likes
Matt Ufford → @mattufford my son named a piece of birthday cake "Cakey" then got too attached to it to eat it. we saved it for him and he decided to eat it the next day bc he didn't want it to get old. he cried the whole time saying "I'm sorry Cakey" between bites 10 2:59 PM 2/26/22 Twitter for iPhone 98 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 1,813 Likes

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He's doing his best

Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan Follow Nephew has been doing a bit where when he gets on elevators with adults, in an attempt to fit in he'll say "I didn't get the promotion”
Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan Follow Nephew has been doing a bit where when he gets on elevators with adults, in an attempt to fit in he'll say "I didn't get the promotion”

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What??

Princess | Mindfulness | Conso @themultiplemom Follow This little boy got in my car with the kids and I assumed it was one of their friends. I asked his name and introduced myself. He gets out of the car and my kids say "I don't know that boy. I guess he just wanted a ride”. ❤❤❤ 10:47 PM ⚫ Jun 14, 2023 2.5M Views
Princess | Mindfulness | Conso @themultiplemom Follow This little boy got in my car with the kids and I assumed it was one of their friends. I asked his name and introduced myself. He gets out of the car and my kids say "I don't know that boy. I guess he just wanted a ride”. ❤❤❤ 10:47 PM ⚫ Jun 14, 2023 2.5M Views

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It's the little things

Mumnipotent Ruler @MumOfTwo Follow Paid $75 to take the family to the zoo so my toddler could ooh and ahh over a caterpillar in the parking lot. 2:05 AM • Aug 20, 2023 33K Views 29 127 1.3K ☐ 6 go
Mumnipotent Ruler @MumOfTwo Follow Paid $75 to take the family to the zoo so my toddler could ooh and ahh over a caterpillar in the parking lot. 2:05 AM • Aug 20, 2023 33K Views 29 127 1.3K ☐ 6 go

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Kid knows something

Matt Bell @mdbell79 Follow A kid in the Dallas airport tapped me on the leg while we waited in a line, then whispered: "Hey! Guess what. My dad's jet ski sank in a lake and WE NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN.” Kid's mom: "STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT!" 11:56 PM Feb 22, 2023 3.6M Views 207 3.8K 90K 1.3K go
Matt Bell @mdbell79 Follow A kid in the Dallas airport tapped me on the leg while we waited in a line, then whispered: "Hey! Guess what. My dad's jet ski sank in a lake and WE NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN.” Kid's mom: "STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT!" 11:56 PM Feb 22, 2023 3.6M Views 207 3.8K 90K 1.3K go

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Brutal

i @ribaslaahsni can't believe my 4yr old brother came into my room pretending to be a doctor and diagnosed me with ugly
i @ribaslaahsni can't believe my 4yr old brother came into my room pretending to be a doctor and diagnosed me with ugly

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It makes a difference

Miss B @MissBThe3rd Follow Giving my classroom gluesticks human names has been revolutionary. Does a student care if a glue stick goes missing? No! Do they care if DEREK the glue stick has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It's like a manhunt until Derek has been returned to his rightful spot. 8:37 PM - Sep 27, 2023 2.9M Views 307 8.4K 125K 2.4K go
Miss B @MissBThe3rd Follow Giving my classroom gluesticks human names has been revolutionary. Does a student care if a glue stick goes missing? No! Do they care if DEREK the glue stick has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It's like a manhunt until Derek has been returned to his rightful spot. 8:37 PM - Sep 27, 2023 2.9M Views 307 8.4K 125K 2.4K go

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Fantastic

hails @ i cant stop thinking about the one time back in high school we used to have an art show for all the students art and some kid made this
hails @ i cant stop thinking about the one time back in high school we used to have an art show for all the students art and some kid made this

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