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Yes I’m gonna try this, no you can’t stop me. | r/BlackPeopleTwitter

Dr. Manhattan @DRIbauchery He blew air into my coochie like a balloon then pushed down on my stomach to force the queef. Like a whoopie cushion Off White Lace @ImFinAwesome 2h What was your worst sexual experience? I want to laugh lol 2:44 PM 8/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 909 Retweets 3,186 Likes
Dr. Manhattan @DRIbauchery He blew air into my coochie like a balloon then pushed down on my stomach to force the queef. Like a whoopie cushion Off White Lace @ImFinAwesome 2h What was your worst sexual experience? I want to laugh lol 2:44 PM 8/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 909 Retweets 3,186 Likes

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I'll accept that F with pride

D--- King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith My dog ate-it!X forget it!X My duckling fell asleep on my calculator! ry, 24) 8 (2, 12 Clipic
D--- King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith My dog ate-it!X forget it!X My duckling fell asleep on my calculator! ry, 24) 8 (2, 12 Clipic

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Oh good, this isn't just me

clo $$$ @chloebw223 i wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can't hear anything anyone is saying to me
clo $$$ @chloebw223 i wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can't hear anything anyone is saying to me

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Life as an introvert

Introvert Vibes @IntrovertSquad Friend: wanna hang out tomorrow? Me: I actually performed an activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry. 7/12/18, 4:02 PM
Introvert Vibes @IntrovertSquad Friend: wanna hang out tomorrow? Me: I actually performed an activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry. 7/12/18, 4:02 PM

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Tree falls in a forest

the average joe @jazz_inmypants [tree falls in forest] [doesnt make a sound] GUY IN CAMOUFLAGE: What the- TREE: oh s--- I mean AHH I FELL
the average joe @jazz_inmypants [tree falls in forest] [doesnt make a sound] GUY IN CAMOUFLAGE: What the- TREE: oh s--- I mean AHH I FELL

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Shoulda paid attention | r/WhitePeopleTwitter

steeve again @steeve_again Me: this math stuff isn't gonna help us in the real world [20 years later] Boss: ok lift on three Me: oh s--- 11:27 AM 4/20/19 Twitter for iPhone
steeve again @steeve_again Me: this math stuff isn't gonna help us in the real world [20 years later] Boss: ok lift on three Me: oh s--- 11:27 AM 4/20/19 Twitter for iPhone

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seems legit... | r/WhitePeopleTwitter

@ICKYSIN what happens to the car if you press the brake and accelerator at the same time TWENTY JUAN SAVAGE @juannisaac it takes a screenshot
@ICKYSIN what happens to the car if you press the brake and accelerator at the same time TWENTY JUAN SAVAGE @juannisaac it takes a screenshot

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the foot pics made him angry | r/meirl

кт @isbappin the founder of wikifeet personally threatened me after i left hundreds of one-star celebrity foot reviews that all said "not enough toes" 10:20 30 Jun 19 Twitter Web Client
кт @isbappin the founder of wikifeet personally threatened me after i left hundreds of one-star celebrity foot reviews that all said "not enough toes" 10:20 30 Jun 19 Twitter Web Client

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It’s been so nice | r/WhitePeopleTwitter

wittyidiot @stephenszczerba I've been single long enough to be scared that someone is going to come along and mess up what I have with myself
wittyidiot @stephenszczerba I've been single long enough to be scared that someone is going to come along and mess up what I have with myself

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Ziddyy is on another level. | r/WhitePeopleTwitter

Z @ziddyy french police cars be like oui u oui u oui u
Z @ziddyy french police cars be like oui u oui u oui u

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Freedom at last | r/WhitePeopleTwitter

James @CaucasianJames not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time i truly felt free
James @CaucasianJames not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time i truly felt free

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Netflix | r/WhitePeopleTwitter

Jon Acuff @JonAcuff I told an 18yo the other day that used to get @netflix delivered to me in the mail and I'm pretty sure he thought I was lying.
Jon Acuff @JonAcuff I told an 18yo the other day that used to get @netflix delivered to me in the mail and I'm pretty sure he thought I was lying.

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Dammit Pepsi! | r/WhitePeopleTwitter

PEPSI PepsiTM @pepsi Have you all been remembering to boil Pepsi before drinking it? 10:32 AM-27 Apr 2018 240 Retweets 900 Likes t 240 118 900 Pepsi @pepsi- 1m PEPS This is something you've been doing every time you consume our product. right?? Please, please, tell us you've been boiling Pepsi before you consume it. 12 150 659 44 Comments Like Share Comment Emilia Sheerer @emsheshee12 9m @pepsi i haven't been boiling it...my kids and I love it cold out of the can! t 2 PepsiTM You've been giving Pepsi to CHILDREN? @pepsi 22m PEPSI 775 t 210 30
PEPSI PepsiTM @pepsi Have you all been remembering to boil Pepsi before drinking it? 10:32 AM-27 Apr 2018 240 Retweets 900 Likes t 240 118 900 Pepsi @pepsi- 1m PEPS This is something you've been doing every time you consume our product. right?? Please, please, tell us you've been boiling Pepsi before you consume it. 12 150 659 44 Comments Like Share Comment Emilia Sheerer @emsheshee12 9m @pepsi i haven't been boiling it...my kids and I love it cold out of the can! t 2 PepsiTM You've been giving Pepsi to CHILDREN? @pepsi 22m PEPSI 775 t 210 30

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Splash | r/WhitePeopleTwitter

John Mayer @JohnMayer Shout out to people who text you and apparently throw their phone into a river as soon as they hit send?
John Mayer @JohnMayer Shout out to people who text you and apparently throw their phone into a river as soon as they hit send?

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Excellent point like | r/WhitePeopleTwitter

queer space communist @smalltrashcan When are we gonna stop pretending it's regular people's fault the planet's dying because they wont go vegan or take 5 minute showers and start actually blaming corporations that produce astronomical pollution and dump toxic waste directly into the mouths of great whales like
queer space communist @smalltrashcan When are we gonna stop pretending it's regular people's fault the planet's dying because they wont go vegan or take 5 minute showers and start actually blaming corporations that produce astronomical pollution and dump toxic waste directly into the mouths of great whales like

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Good girl. | r/WhitePeopleTwitter

@salmonassx A girl messaged me saying that I post too much and I'm ugly.I did a little digging, and found out that she works at a spa an hour away.I made an appointment and asked for her specifically. Needless to say she will be waxing and bleaching my butthole tomorrow
@salmonassx A girl messaged me saying that I post too much and I'm ugly.I did a little digging, and found out that she works at a spa an hour away.I made an appointment and asked for her specifically. Needless to say she will be waxing and bleaching my butthole tomorrow

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Weird | r/WhitePeopleTwitter

Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz Always struck me as a little weird and unnecessary for my gynecologist to leave the room while l undress before she comes back to gaze directly into my c-----
Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz Always struck me as a little weird and unnecessary for my gynecologist to leave the room while l undress before she comes back to gaze directly into my c-----

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The Filter


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Stealing memes on Twitter

Steal meme bed Tee
Steal meme bed Tee

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In half a mile. turn right,

good buddy that keeps bringing his only hobby up @prospector88 guy in next stall: bluh huhuh *cough* *spit* my ass: fffffrrrrrrrtttplluffrree my phone: in half a mile. turn right, 11:19 AM Oct 31, 2018
good buddy that keeps bringing his only hobby up @prospector88 guy in next stall: bluh huhuh *cough* *spit* my ass: fffffrrrrrrrtttplluffrree my phone: in half a mile. turn right, 11:19 AM Oct 31, 2018

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