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David Hughes @david8hughes In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh & f off like 20 miles east.
David Hughes @david8hughes In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh & f off like 20 miles east.

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What is this...

Just got married. Homosexuality was a phase. Anna Khachiyan 1,104 1666 23.4K ili 2.2M ↑ Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertK.... 22m She is a beautiful angel, Tim. Easy to see how she ungayed you.
Just got married. Homosexuality was a phase. Anna Khachiyan 1,104 1666 23.4K ili 2.2M ↑ Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertK.... 22m She is a beautiful angel, Tim. Easy to see how she ungayed you.

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He did not say that

@wiiudisks 19h “ག who tf says "I outrank you in this scenario" Lizardy @Lizard_yyy. 19h bowser did NOT say that THAT'S A MA'GIRL! THANK YOU, MARIO! I OUTRANK YOU, IN THIS SCENARIO! TE4M ZERO 333 ↑ 2.6K 77K ılı 1.9M SS
@wiiudisks 19h “ག who tf says "I outrank you in this scenario" Lizardy @Lizard_yyy. 19h bowser did NOT say that THAT'S A MA'GIRL! THANK YOU, MARIO! I OUTRANK YOU, IN THIS SCENARIO! TE4M ZERO 333 ↑ 2.6K 77K ılı 1.9M SS

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The duality of man

The Traditional Life @The_Trad_Life 22h finking safeway was out of cool ranch AGAIN for the second night in a row so SICK OF THIS S 1 272 51 The Traditional Life @The_Trad_Life - 23h The heart of a True Man will always yearn for a return to simplicity. Q7 175 103
The Traditional Life @The_Trad_Life 22h finking safeway was out of cool ranch AGAIN for the second night in a row so SICK OF THIS S 1 272 51 The Traditional Life @The_Trad_Life - 23h The heart of a True Man will always yearn for a return to simplicity. Q7 175 103

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Side plate

hev @Heathernab Asked my mum and dad why there was a frisbee in the dishwasher and it turns out that for months they've thought it was a "side plate"???
hev @Heathernab Asked my mum and dad why there was a frisbee in the dishwasher and it turns out that for months they've thought it was a "side plate"???

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Foul

madison is skating @madibsk.... 19h v day one of my zero waste journey! used my pasta water from breakfast to make my coffee # 345 1.613 16,4K Raven Rimmer @RaeTheB... 13h v . Creator. Followed by taylorhanson Is it...good? 1 1742 273 madison is skating @madibskatin Respondiendo a @RaeTheBird ya @teaxtarot no
madison is skating @madibsk.... 19h v day one of my zero waste journey! used my pasta water from breakfast to make my coffee # 345 1.613 16,4K Raven Rimmer @RaeTheB... 13h v . Creator. Followed by taylorhanson Is it...good? 1 1742 273 madison is skating @madibskatin Respondiendo a @RaeTheBird ya @teaxtarot no

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He's okay

もん!! フォロバ20% @monsukke 上の住民落ちてきた、、 大丈夫ですか?って聞いたら大丈夫って言っ てた Translated from Japanese by Google The inhabitants above have fallen, OK? When I asked him, he said it was okay
もん!! フォロバ20% @monsukke 上の住民落ちてきた、、 大丈夫ですか?って聞いたら大丈夫って言っ てた Translated from Japanese by Google The inhabitants above have fallen, OK? When I asked him, he said it was okay

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Fade

Ricky Hollywood @YSufferer The Dominican mortician gave my deceased grandfather a fade and we're suing the funeral home
Ricky Hollywood @YSufferer The Dominican mortician gave my deceased grandfather a fade and we're suing the funeral home

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Oh he's mad

'N . YEN.COM.GH 2 MIN READ Man carries away fridge he bought for girlfriend after catching her cheating Relap$e @therelapse_ You know how mad you gotta be to carry a mf refrigerator.
'N . YEN.COM.GH 2 MIN READ Man carries away fridge he bought for girlfriend after catching her cheating Relap$e @therelapse_ You know how mad you gotta be to carry a mf refrigerator.

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Madlad's wallpaper

_kairy_draws_ @_kairy_draws_ Tbt that time my teacher's computer wasn't working so she plugged the projector to one of the students' computers let's have shrex SEEW
_kairy_draws_ @_kairy_draws_ Tbt that time my teacher's computer wasn't working so she plugged the projector to one of the students' computers let's have shrex SEEW

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He's built different

tn. @supershadio Yesterday my 16 year old lil bro collapses, breathing stops, gets diagnosed with a heart problem... Please see his first entry into the siblings chat while admitted into the hospital on the same day: Lil Broski Imagine dying Couldn't be me
tn. @supershadio Yesterday my 16 year old lil bro collapses, breathing stops, gets diagnosed with a heart problem... Please see his first entry into the siblings chat while admitted into the hospital on the same day: Lil Broski Imagine dying Couldn't be me

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First date things

Krys @Krysonce Eat off his plate on the first date to establish dominance. 3:48 PM - 6/27/20 Tweetbot for iOS • 32.9K Retweets and comments 136K Likes Tae @Tae_Honchoo • 6/27/20 Replying to @Krysonce and @Ceefloetry Leave her with the bill to establish consequences. 96 17869 5,425
Krys @Krysonce Eat off his plate on the first date to establish dominance. 3:48 PM - 6/27/20 Tweetbot for iOS • 32.9K Retweets and comments 136K Likes Tae @Tae_Honchoo • 6/27/20 Replying to @Krysonce and @Ceefloetry Leave her with the bill to establish consequences. 96 17869 5,425

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Bold thing to say

Ailín 冷療 @lukacsleninist Calling the Brits a "devastating microorganism" is a little weird, but I'll take it. CNN International ❤ @cnni This New York student won a $250,000 prize for his research on the devastating microorganism which caused the Irish Potato Famine cnn.it/2FyefcU
Ailín 冷療 @lukacsleninist Calling the Brits a "devastating microorganism" is a little weird, but I'll take it. CNN International ❤ @cnni This New York student won a $250,000 prize for his research on the devastating microorganism which caused the Irish Potato Famine cnn.it/2FyefcU

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At least he's honest

← Post max @fleetwoodmaxpng Follow i just got this resume from a new applicant Resume 1. Upload Download This will be my first job 100% Reset 14:45 30 Oct 24 1M Views . 1,699 Reposts 327 Quotes 73.3K Likes 1,725 Bookmarks 27 Σ go
← Post max @fleetwoodmaxpng Follow i just got this resume from a new applicant Resume 1. Upload Download This will be my first job 100% Reset 14:45 30 Oct 24 1M Views . 1,699 Reposts 327 Quotes 73.3K Likes 1,725 Bookmarks 27 Σ go

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Happy for her

Metro → @MetroUK Follow Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless From metro.co.uk
Metro → @MetroUK Follow Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless From metro.co.uk

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Forgive him

Veronica @maenadea Follow 17yo autistic son was kicked out of a Zoom meeting on Friday, for being rude to an underwater welder doing a career presentation. I told him he needed to apologize. I checked his sent emails. Apology for the Underwater Guy me 8:30 PM N ... Hey, I have made a severe lapse in my judgement, and I am simply here to apologize and expect to be forgiven. I am truly sorry that you kicked me out of my meeting because I wasn't paying attention to his story of his life. I started to think the Underwater Guy's story is kind of a hot mess, and I tried to take a nap while listening. Do you forgive me?
Veronica @maenadea Follow 17yo autistic son was kicked out of a Zoom meeting on Friday, for being rude to an underwater welder doing a career presentation. I told him he needed to apologize. I checked his sent emails. Apology for the Underwater Guy me 8:30 PM N ... Hey, I have made a severe lapse in my judgement, and I am simply here to apologize and expect to be forgiven. I am truly sorry that you kicked me out of my meeting because I wasn't paying attention to his story of his life. I started to think the Underwater Guy's story is kind of a hot mess, and I tried to take a nap while listening. Do you forgive me?

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Did it happen?

Q QTM @QTHESTORMM MAJOR ALERT: TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON NOW !!! Subscribe EARTH IS GOING TO BE INVADED BY OVER 60 BILLION ALIENS COMING IN THROUGH THE SHADOWS, THE LIGHT, BY SHOCKWAVE !!! YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS!!! UNIVERSAL SHUT DOWN IS HERE. 8:05 PM - Oct 25, 2024 35.1K Views
Q QTM @QTHESTORMM MAJOR ALERT: TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON NOW !!! Subscribe EARTH IS GOING TO BE INVADED BY OVER 60 BILLION ALIENS COMING IN THROUGH THE SHADOWS, THE LIGHT, BY SHOCKWAVE !!! YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS!!! UNIVERSAL SHUT DOWN IS HERE. 8:05 PM - Oct 25, 2024 35.1K Views

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It's what now?

holly @hollyycat my mom was trying to say big d energy but she couldn't remember it and she goes "is that fat d' 'spirit" <
holly @hollyycat my mom was trying to say big d energy but she couldn't remember it and she goes "is that fat d' 'spirit" <

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Gotta love the city

bailey moon @Baileymoon.... 1d i love nyc i was hungover beyond belief and watched the nypd arrest 2 or 3 fake timothee chalamets this afternoon. perfect sunday. 74 172.1K 96.9K 1.7M ∞
bailey moon @Baileymoon.... 1d i love nyc i was hungover beyond belief and watched the nypd arrest 2 or 3 fake timothee chalamets this afternoon. perfect sunday. 74 172.1K 96.9K 1.7M ∞

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That gathering was wild

Daniel D'Addario @DPD Lana Del Rey's next album title natalie @powerfulwizerd • 1d Y'all there was legit Police brutality at the Timothee Chalamet Lookalike Contest Follow
Daniel D'Addario @DPD Lana Del Rey's next album title natalie @powerfulwizerd • 1d Y'all there was legit Police brutality at the Timothee Chalamet Lookalike Contest Follow

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