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Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Every cop show: d this serial killer is crafty, very smart and sneaky Every true crime podcast: despite dozens of complaints from neighbors, it took over a year for police to investigate the source of the foul odor
Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Every cop show: d this serial killer is crafty, very smart and sneaky Every true crime podcast: despite dozens of complaints from neighbors, it took over a year for police to investigate the source of the foul odor

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Woohoo

Geoff Norcott ☑ @Geoff Norcott Follow Massive away win for the little fella. X ERYMAN GLADIATOR 2 PADDINGTON 1:37 PM Dec 2, 2024 15 3 PG i
Geoff Norcott ☑ @Geoff Norcott Follow Massive away win for the little fella. X ERYMAN GLADIATOR 2 PADDINGTON 1:37 PM Dec 2, 2024 15 3 PG i

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Worst nightmare

Sosa @ihysosa imagine u gettin kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they tape your mouth
Sosa @ihysosa imagine u gettin kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they tape your mouth

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True

Kris P. Bacon @KrisWolfheart kids today are missing out of the pre-streaming era, where your childhood was at least partially defined by some semi-obscure movie your family just happened to own on tape and you watched several dozen times
Kris P. Bacon @KrisWolfheart kids today are missing out of the pre-streaming era, where your childhood was at least partially defined by some semi-obscure movie your family just happened to own on tape and you watched several dozen times

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That's just wrong

big wet pig @bigwetpig I work at Domino's and sometimes when people put instructions for different ingredients to be on the left/right I put the left ingredients on the right and the right ingredients on the left
big wet pig @bigwetpig I work at Domino's and sometimes when people put instructions for different ingredients to be on the left/right I put the left ingredients on the right and the right ingredients on the left

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They'll never know

makayla @makaylathinks i once worked with someone who told customers "sorry, it's my first day!" any time they messed up. for 2 years straight . 2:46 PM 19 May 21 Twitter for iPhone
makayla @makaylathinks i once worked with someone who told customers "sorry, it's my first day!" any time they messed up. for 2 years straight . 2:46 PM 19 May 21 Twitter for iPhone

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Thanks, mom

Calla Wahlquist @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old. Me: that's not that old, I have sheets older than that. Mother: well perhaps your sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine. I'm going to need an ambulance.
Calla Wahlquist @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old. Me: that's not that old, I have sheets older than that. Mother: well perhaps your sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine. I'm going to need an ambulance.

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How do you live like this?

Saucy Spice @trilleti I've never actually heard guys introduce themselves, how do y'all find out each other's names? Young Sesame Chicken @loccdawgg We usually just wait until we hear somebody else say it
Saucy Spice @trilleti I've never actually heard guys introduce themselves, how do y'all find out each other's names? Young Sesame Chicken @loccdawgg We usually just wait until we hear somebody else say it

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Did this happen?

Anjali Oberoi @bringitanj So I'm driving and I notice the guy behind me is cute so I'm checking him out in my rear view mirror and HE DEADA NUMBER?? AIRDROPS ME HIS towarc 50 feet Turn right onto AirDrop would like to Share a note. Decline 0.5 miles Turn left onto Accept Google Maps oo0 18:12 35%) Notes To the girl staring at me from the really old car... hope this is u 781
Anjali Oberoi @bringitanj So I'm driving and I notice the guy behind me is cute so I'm checking him out in my rear view mirror and HE DEADA NUMBER?? AIRDROPS ME HIS towarc 50 feet Turn right onto AirDrop would like to Share a note. Decline 0.5 miles Turn left onto Accept Google Maps oo0 18:12 35%) Notes To the girl staring at me from the really old car... hope this is u 781

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This is true

Teya @tey_an Gen Z will drink one medium caramel latte, not eat a single thing till 4 pm, verbally abuse a racist, crack a joke about their mental health and pick up a tear gas canister with their bare hands, but get nervous when they have to call to make a doctors appointment. 12:59 6/8/20 Twitter for iPhone 33.6K Retweets 168K Likes
Teya @tey_an Gen Z will drink one medium caramel latte, not eat a single thing till 4 pm, verbally abuse a racist, crack a joke about their mental health and pick up a tear gas canister with their bare hands, but get nervous when they have to call to make a doctors appointment. 12:59 6/8/20 Twitter for iPhone 33.6K Retweets 168K Likes

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Could happen

teka @orangejellyace 15/12/2019 imagine if it wasn't a *@filmchwe 14/12/2019 even their shadows are synchronized Show this thread 6L0Z NO fox 227 27.4K 108K ↑
teka @orangejellyace 15/12/2019 imagine if it wasn't a *@filmchwe 14/12/2019 even their shadows are synchronized Show this thread 6L0Z NO fox 227 27.4K 108K ↑

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Cheese

4 DiscussingFilm @Discussin.... 23h Cillian Murphy on what he did during the SAG strike: "I've been sitting at home... eating cheese."
4 DiscussingFilm @Discussin.... 23h Cillian Murphy on what he did during the SAG strike: "I've been sitting at home... eating cheese."

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Terrible timing

tate @50FirstTates not the time, iphone + Replay You threw away our entire relationship for a random gCongratulations Subject Message Read 2:46 PM The QWE RT A S N I'm =A Y U I OP n J K L DF G H Х CVBNM
tate @50FirstTates not the time, iphone + Replay You threw away our entire relationship for a random gCongratulations Subject Message Read 2:46 PM The QWE RT A S N I'm =A Y U I OP n J K L DF G H Х CVBNM

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Burger

pancake Follow @ilovesubnautica dude this is like the funniest si ever to me the burger king in my town was SO BAD they were cut off from the chain and are now just called burger. they still have the same menu too just with different names BURGER BURGER Buttermilk Tenders Chicken Wing Burger Classic Fox TBig F-- XXL Bacon F-- Extra long Chi Chicken & Large Chicken TT Crispy Chicken Diese Füxe gibt es auch als plant based! 6:45 AM - 26 Aug 24 124K Views
pancake Follow @ilovesubnautica dude this is like the funniest si ever to me the burger king in my town was SO BAD they were cut off from the chain and are now just called burger. they still have the same menu too just with different names BURGER BURGER Buttermilk Tenders Chicken Wing Burger Classic Fox TBig F-- XXL Bacon F-- Extra long Chi Chicken & Large Chicken TT Crispy Chicken Diese Füxe gibt es auch als plant based! 6:45 AM - 26 Aug 24 124K Views

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Struggle

Sosa @ihysosa Follow don't talk to me about struggle if you never ate off a pad Ranch Pookie @PookiesParadise Ranch Subscribe there's NO scenario where you need to eat off a pad. YOU are a sick individual
Sosa @ihysosa Follow don't talk to me about struggle if you never ate off a pad Ranch Pookie @PookiesParadise Ranch Subscribe there's NO scenario where you need to eat off a pad. YOU are a sick individual

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What could it be...

powerfulwizard Follow pj evans @pjayevans Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can't move. So It's not the windows that make the car go, It's something else entirely 21:30-09 Mar 21 Twitter for iPhone gelledegg Follow this is what ancient greek philosophy is like airyairyaucontraire Follow Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato's day.
powerfulwizard Follow pj evans @pjayevans Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can't move. So It's not the windows that make the car go, It's something else entirely 21:30-09 Mar 21 Twitter for iPhone gelledegg Follow this is what ancient greek philosophy is like airyairyaucontraire Follow Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato's day.

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depression

don bhai @bubbss maturity is losing interest in everything Eh @ateebqayyumm That's depression bro
don bhai @bubbss maturity is losing interest in everything Eh @ateebqayyumm That's depression bro

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Good try

YAEL @elle91 Instead of calling it a "to do" list I've started writing "side quests" at the top to make it seem more fun and interesting and boy has that not worked at all.
YAEL @elle91 Instead of calling it a "to do" list I've started writing "side quests" at the top to make it seem more fun and interesting and boy has that not worked at all.

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I don't wanna know more

Trev FM @TrevShow will never understand people's fascination with their ancestry, isn't knowing your current family bad enough COF
Trev FM @TrevShow will never understand people's fascination with their ancestry, isn't knowing your current family bad enough COF

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Sounds about right

"Why do you need 3 monitors?” Me: ITESH LANDLK WITH EASE Lenovo
"Why do you need 3 monitors?” Me: ITESH LANDLK WITH EASE Lenovo

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