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SUUDE MARY & MARK WATSON Mark Watson (actual) ✪ @watsoncomedian Anecdote: once went to pitch a comedy-drama to a certain commissioner. He expressed doubt that I had the right 'tone' for the channel (BBC4). Suggested I watch something called A Child's Christmases in Wales. I mean, *I* wrote that, I said, politely. Tweet vertalen 05 mei 20 om 13:39 Twitter Web App 126 Retweets 5 geciteerde Tweets
SUUDE MARY & MARK WATSON Mark Watson (actual) ✪ @watsoncomedian Anecdote: once went to pitch a comedy-drama to a certain commissioner. He expressed doubt that I had the right 'tone' for the channel (BBC4). Suggested I watch something called A Child's Christmases in Wales. I mean, *I* wrote that, I said, politely. Tweet vertalen 05 mei 20 om 13:39 Twitter Web App 126 Retweets 5 geciteerde Tweets

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She wrote the movie

Decider @decider-2d Did you know that #LegallyBlonde originally ended with Reese Witherspoon's Elle Woods and Selma Blair's Vivian Kensington getting together?! trib.al/ gSUPXnX Karen McCullah @KarenM... - 43m This is not true Drag King - 29m Source? Here's mine: 12,757 4,568 Karen McCullah @KarenMcCullah1 Replying to @decider This is not true. 3:13 PM - 7/8/21 Twitter for iPhone 13 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 171 Likes nytimes.com 'Legally Blonde' Oral History: From Raunchy Script to Feminist Classic Karen McCullah @KarenM... .13m... I wrote the movie. Im in the picture you just posted. The actress quoted was incorrect 1
Decider @decider-2d Did you know that #LegallyBlonde originally ended with Reese Witherspoon's Elle Woods and Selma Blair's Vivian Kensington getting together?! trib.al/ gSUPXnX Karen McCullah @KarenM... - 43m This is not true Drag King - 29m Source? Here's mine: 12,757 4,568 Karen McCullah @KarenMcCullah1 Replying to @decider This is not true. 3:13 PM - 7/8/21 Twitter for iPhone 13 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 171 Likes nytimes.com 'Legally Blonde' Oral History: From Raunchy Script to Feminist Classic Karen McCullah @KarenM... .13m... I wrote the movie. Im in the picture you just posted. The actress quoted was incorrect 1

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Thanks!

Sam Parker @SamParkerSenate. 4h Oh, I see, you're an immigrant. Pardon me. Maybe it's just a language barrier then? I recommend some English courses. You'll get the hang of it. Just takes practice. 2 2 2 ↑ navneet alang @navalang Replying to @SamParkerSenate @Jasper Jade8 and @MattWalshBlog Ah, that's helpful, thank you. Might you recommend which language courses | might take? I already have a PhD in English literature, so they would need to build off of that.
Sam Parker @SamParkerSenate. 4h Oh, I see, you're an immigrant. Pardon me. Maybe it's just a language barrier then? I recommend some English courses. You'll get the hang of it. Just takes practice. 2 2 2 ↑ navneet alang @navalang Replying to @SamParkerSenate @Jasper Jade8 and @MattWalshBlog Ah, that's helpful, thank you. Might you recommend which language courses | might take? I already have a PhD in English literature, so they would need to build off of that.

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Someone messed up

MMA Roasted Retweeted The Barmaster @JoshLBarnett - 3h Did you just say I couldn't fight in the MMA cage? This may be the dumbest thing ever said to me on here and that's a spectacular achievement. 4h Replying to @JoshLBarnett And you definitely couldn't fight in that cage. I don't see why you guys talk about each other. It's ridiculous. 19 t 11 222 ili 24.2K
MMA Roasted Retweeted The Barmaster @JoshLBarnett - 3h Did you just say I couldn't fight in the MMA cage? This may be the dumbest thing ever said to me on here and that's a spectacular achievement. 4h Replying to @JoshLBarnett And you definitely couldn't fight in that cage. I don't see why you guys talk about each other. It's ridiculous. 19 t 11 222 ili 24.2K

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It's like that Spiderman meme

18:26 remo* MA ← Post 56% Jim May @jimmayjr. 1d Replying to @servomechanica @transsonicgirl and @joebarnard There is a reason NASA doesn't ask for random internet user #324's input for return readiness reviews and instead polls designated experts who actually have, understand, and listen to detailed factual flight information. 3 272 137 ilil 2.4K □ % Allison B @transsonicgirl Follow Replying to @jimmayjr @servomechanica and @joebarnard Hi I'm actually an aerospace engineer hope this helps 16:00 - 30 Jun 24 · 2,615 Views 6 Likes 27 Jim May @jimmayjr • 1d Σ Replying to @transsonicgirl @servomechanica and @joebarnard Same. Post your reply NASA LIVE
18:26 remo* MA ← Post 56% Jim May @jimmayjr. 1d Replying to @servomechanica @transsonicgirl and @joebarnard There is a reason NASA doesn't ask for random internet user #324's input for return readiness reviews and instead polls designated experts who actually have, understand, and listen to detailed factual flight information. 3 272 137 ilil 2.4K □ % Allison B @transsonicgirl Follow Replying to @jimmayjr @servomechanica and @joebarnard Hi I'm actually an aerospace engineer hope this helps 16:00 - 30 Jun 24 · 2,615 Views 6 Likes 27 Jim May @jimmayjr • 1d Σ Replying to @transsonicgirl @servomechanica and @joebarnard Same. Post your reply NASA LIVE

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Wait for it...

Jazzy Oliver - Voice Ac... @LadyJazzington I live for moments like this lol Follow You kind of sound like paintbrush from inanimate insanity 10h Reply Jazzy Oliver. Creator ...I'm about to blow your mind. 26s ago Reply Д Д
Jazzy Oliver - Voice Ac... @LadyJazzington I live for moments like this lol Follow You kind of sound like paintbrush from inanimate insanity 10h Reply Jazzy Oliver. Creator ...I'm about to blow your mind. 26s ago Reply Д Д

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Surprise

Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot Philip Proudfoot Article Talk XA Philip Proudfoot (born 28 November 1987) is an English anthropologist. Born and raised in M*s*c*I R*s*st*nc* @Barbi bb. 2h Replying to @Philip Proudfoot You ought to study anthropology sometime, it might give you a clue about thousands-of-years-old battles for land, not just globally, but especially in the Levant. 6:48 PM - 02 Oct 24 3,442 Views
Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot Philip Proudfoot Article Talk XA Philip Proudfoot (born 28 November 1987) is an English anthropologist. Born and raised in M*s*c*I R*s*st*nc* @Barbi bb. 2h Replying to @Philip Proudfoot You ought to study anthropology sometime, it might give you a clue about thousands-of-years-old battles for land, not just globally, but especially in the Levant. 6:48 PM - 02 Oct 24 3,442 Views

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No sound no problem

asiya @ossiyuh my little brother who's almost deaf admitted to the whole family that he will jus turn off his hearing aids when he doesn't want to hear us?? like he b getting yelled at and this boy will simply mute the haters i think he's a king for that
asiya @ossiyuh my little brother who's almost deaf admitted to the whole family that he will jus turn off his hearing aids when he doesn't want to hear us?? like he b getting yelled at and this boy will simply mute the haters i think he's a king for that

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Just one?

Marc @MarcSnetiker My friend just said that tonight her boyfriend quietly got up from the couch, went into the kitchen, measured out all the ingredients to make pancakes, made One Single Pancake, sat back down on the couch, ate it quietly, and did not even ask her if she wanted one
Marc @MarcSnetiker My friend just said that tonight her boyfriend quietly got up from the couch, went into the kitchen, measured out all the ingredients to make pancakes, made One Single Pancake, sat back down on the couch, ate it quietly, and did not even ask her if she wanted one

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And it stuck

Interesting As F--- ❤ c @interesting_all Subscribe The reason hurricanes and cyclones have human names is that the original meteorologist to name them, Clement Wragge, began naming them after politicians he didn't like. This let him say they were 'causing great distress' or 'wandering aimlessly'
Interesting As F--- ❤ c @interesting_all Subscribe The reason hurricanes and cyclones have human names is that the original meteorologist to name them, Clement Wragge, began naming them after politicians he didn't like. This let him say they were 'causing great distress' or 'wandering aimlessly'

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Now that's a prank

Drew Mackie @drewgmackie This time of year, I grab weeds while I'm walking my dog and weave them into little wreaths that I leave around the neighborhood... specifically because there is a woman on Next Door who is furious because she thinks they are signs of witchcraft. I encourage you to do the same.
Drew Mackie @drewgmackie This time of year, I grab weeds while I'm walking my dog and weave them into little wreaths that I leave around the neighborhood... specifically because there is a woman on Next Door who is furious because she thinks they are signs of witchcraft. I encourage you to do the same.

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He's probably so happy

Rachel⭑> @tolstoybb Follow Guy at my friend's office went on vacation and never came back. Deleted all social media. Never emailed anyone. It's been two weeks since he was supposed to come back from Italy and he's just gone. Livin the dream.
Rachel⭑> @tolstoybb Follow Guy at my friend's office went on vacation and never came back. Deleted all social media. Never emailed anyone. It's been two weeks since he was supposed to come back from Italy and he's just gone. Livin the dream.

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Honesty is the best policy

NO. 1 STAR CONVOY APOLOGI.... 1d0 Update: I got hired. NO. 1 STAR CONVOY APOL.... 2d Accidentally said "older women” were my weakness during a job interview. GIF ALT 744 t17.7K 431K 8.2M 8
NO. 1 STAR CONVOY APOLOGI.... 1d0 Update: I got hired. NO. 1 STAR CONVOY APOL.... 2d Accidentally said "older women” were my weakness during a job interview. GIF ALT 744 t17.7K 431K 8.2M 8

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Fake it until you make it

4314 From oddlyspecific community on Reddit MPH Simon Holland ✔ @simoncholland *Me passing a note to the waitress* Hi, I'm going to order Diablo Fire wings but could you please just bring me mild? Also when you bring the mild wings could you please say "whoa, who ordered the Diablo wings?"
4314 From oddlyspecific community on Reddit MPH Simon Holland ✔ @simoncholland *Me passing a note to the waitress* Hi, I'm going to order Diablo Fire wings but could you please just bring me mild? Also when you bring the mild wings could you please say "whoa, who ordered the Diablo wings?"

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They teamed up

Charli D'amelio @charlidamelio Roblox is Trash I like Fortnite Better W 5:56 PM 03/21/21 1,000 Retweets 17 Roblox ↑ @roblox.4m Replying to @charlidamelio I dont care Fortnite doesnt want you anyways too... 125.4K 464.5K 1M ↑ Fortnite @fornite .38s F Replying to @roblox I couldn't agree more with Roblox 464.6K 17.6.1M. 10M ↑.
Charli D'amelio @charlidamelio Roblox is Trash I like Fortnite Better W 5:56 PM 03/21/21 1,000 Retweets 17 Roblox ↑ @roblox.4m Replying to @charlidamelio I dont care Fortnite doesnt want you anyways too... 125.4K 464.5K 1M ↑ Fortnite @fornite .38s F Replying to @roblox I couldn't agree more with Roblox 464.6K 17.6.1M. 10M ↑.

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That is insane

← Tweet Flagrant @YTFlagrant 9 Std. A stray shot from someone yesterday almost hit my head while I was playing apex. At most missed me by 3 inches and hit my left monitor. Vis life 632 1.831 24,1K Snad @ka_fu....... Antwort an @YTFlagrant Bro almost got third partied 0:28 26 Aug. 22 Twitter for iPhone
← Tweet Flagrant @YTFlagrant 9 Std. A stray shot from someone yesterday almost hit my head while I was playing apex. At most missed me by 3 inches and hit my left monitor. Vis life 632 1.831 24,1K Snad @ka_fu....... Antwort an @YTFlagrant Bro almost got third partied 0:28 26 Aug. 22 Twitter for iPhone

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It's all been so simple all along

overthinking -> write anxious -> move 22h tired -> breathe confused -> walk sad -> help someone 33 265 2.5K lil 94K ↑
overthinking -> write anxious -> move 22h tired -> breathe confused -> walk sad -> help someone 33 265 2.5K lil 94K ↑

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Take some probiotics

+ Father Figure + @nyaaaa_desu Follow Jobs are gone. Thrifting is ruined. Music and movies getting worse. No housing. Romance is dead. Authenticity is dying. Genuinely what is there to live for 1:04 AM - 10/5/24 659K Views 494 1 5.8K Most relevant replies 29K 2.4K ↑ The Knowledge Archivist @Knowl.... 9h Heal your gut! You'll feel different, trust me 10 179 199 lil 27K ☐ 1
+ Father Figure + @nyaaaa_desu Follow Jobs are gone. Thrifting is ruined. Music and movies getting worse. No housing. Romance is dead. Authenticity is dying. Genuinely what is there to live for 1:04 AM - 10/5/24 659K Views 494 1 5.8K Most relevant replies 29K 2.4K ↑ The Knowledge Archivist @Knowl.... 9h Heal your gut! You'll feel different, trust me 10 179 199 lil 27K ☐ 1

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It's over...

Plankton @ChumBucketInc Oh yea yall up posting this 2d Follow WE'RE LEARNING HOW TO MAKE KRABBY PATTIES AT WORK!!!! Wendy's! THE *KRABBY PATTY KOLLAB BUILD CARD 02024 OMATO OMATE TY Confide 24 Quality Is Our Recipe, LLC Not Distribute Proprietary xl SECRET KRABBY PATTY SAUCE [SALSA SECRETA KRABBY PATTY ALD VIDEO PATTY 2501 US I REV 07-2024 2024 Via 24 Viacom Created by Stephen Hillenb
Plankton @ChumBucketInc Oh yea yall up posting this 2d Follow WE'RE LEARNING HOW TO MAKE KRABBY PATTIES AT WORK!!!! Wendy's! THE *KRABBY PATTY KOLLAB BUILD CARD 02024 OMATO OMATE TY Confide 24 Quality Is Our Recipe, LLC Not Distribute Proprietary xl SECRET KRABBY PATTY SAUCE [SALSA SECRETA KRABBY PATTY ALD VIDEO PATTY 2501 US I REV 07-2024 2024 Via 24 Viacom Created by Stephen Hillenb

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Pretty sure it is

600 My ex is having a baby. Ummmm obsessed with me much? I used to be a baby... 22:23 05.08.22 Twitter Web App 6.615 Retweets 602 Quote Tweets 128K Likes 27 Replying to it's not about you 11 273 80 ↑ 8h
600 My ex is having a baby. Ummmm obsessed with me much? I used to be a baby... 22:23 05.08.22 Twitter Web App 6.615 Retweets 602 Quote Tweets 128K Likes 27 Replying to it's not about you 11 273 80 ↑ 8h

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