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Anonymous asked in Family & Relationships > Family 8 years ago My son e--------- on me? My son was in his room with the door shut. I knocked on his door as I was calling him downstairs for dinner. Anyway he didn't answer the door so I opened it anyway? He was facing the door masturbating furiously and e--------- right at the moment when I opened the door and it squirted on me. He was very sorry. I'm very angry! What should I do? Update: This is a serious question. Need help! Update 2: He said he didn't hear me at the door. Now we can't even look at each otherl He is embarrassed About what happened and I am disgusted that he is masturbating! He is 17. Answer Save Anonymous 7 years ago next time get down on ur knees and take it in your mouth

Anonymous asked in Family & Relationships > Family 8 years ago My son e--------- on me? My son was in his room with the door shut. I knocked on his door as I was calling him downstairs for dinner. Anyway he didn't answer the door so I opened it anyway? He was facing the door masturbating furiously and e--------- right at the moment when I opened the door and it squirted on me. He was very sorry. I'm very angry! What should I do? Update: This is a serious question. Need help! Update 2: He said he didn't hear me at the door. Now we can't even look at each otherl He is embarrassed About what happened and I am disgusted that he is masturbating! He is 17. Answer Save Anonymous 7 years ago next time get down on ur knees and take it in your mouth

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? asked in Health > Men's Health 1 decade ago Son e-------- really far? My eldest son is 19 (I'm his dad) and he told me that he e--------- very far when he masturbates, and that it hit his ceiling before. I said I didn't believe him, so he takes it out and tells me to watch. True enough, he did e-------- 3 times all across the room! That's more that 12 feet far! Is it normal that he can do this? He tells me that's how he always c---. Update: It's not that I enjoy watching him or put malice on it. My son is very open, discloses everything (as much as he can), and he is already an adult. He was just curious about it as well. Update 2: It was real. he stood at one end of the room and i saw him spurt out really far the first few times. the rest spurted out as well but landed on the nearer part of the floor. Answer Save Anonymous 1 decade ago Favorite Answer Can he shoot down a fly or destroy a Navy submarine with his semen?

? asked in Health > Men's Health 1 decade ago Son e-------- really far? My eldest son is 19 (I'm his dad) and he told me that he e--------- very far when he masturbates, and that it hit his ceiling before. I said I didn't believe him, so he takes it out and tells me to watch. True enough, he did e-------- 3 times all across the room! That's more that 12 feet far! Is it normal that he can do this? He tells me that's how he always c---. Update: It's not that I enjoy watching him or put malice on it. My son is very open, discloses everything (as much as he can), and he is already an adult. He was just curious about it as well. Update 2: It was real. he stood at one end of the room and i saw him spurt out really far the first few times. the rest spurted out as well but landed on the nearer part of the floor. Answer Save Anonymous 1 decade ago Favorite Answer Can he shoot down a fly or destroy a Navy submarine with his semen?

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Anonymous asked in Family & Relationships > Singles & Dating · 5 years ago How can I fasten my cousins bra while she is asleep? Answer A Save 3 Answers Relevance v

Anonymous asked in Family & Relationships > Singles & Dating · 5 years ago How can I fasten my cousins bra while she is asleep? Answer A Save 3 Answers Relevance v

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Should I leave my finance if I can't have stripper sex during bachelor party? My finance is telling me that I am not allowed to get a stripper for my bachlor party if there will be sex involved. I'm fed up with her controlling ways and will consider calling off the wedding if she doesn't give me the bachelor party I need and deserve. A Soun

Should I leave my finance if I can't have stripper sex during bachelor party? My finance is telling me that I am not allowed to get a stripper for my bachlor party if there will be sex involved. I'm fed up with her controlling ways and will consider calling off the wedding if she doesn't give me the bachelor party I need and deserve. A Soun

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Anonymous asked in Politics & Government > Politics - 2 days ago Donald Trump has more Twitter followers than Joe Biden. Does this prove the vote count is a lie? Answer Save

Anonymous asked in Politics & Government > Politics - 2 days ago Donald Trump has more Twitter followers than Joe Biden. Does this prove the vote count is a lie? Answer Save

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Justin asked in Family & Relationships > Singles & Dating 4 hours ago Any women or girls who like to fart contact me I ain't ever heard or smelt a woman or girl fart before? Answered Save 3 Answers Relevance v Pearl L 7 3 hours ago this isnt what ya is for 1 Anonymous 3 hours ago Pearl wtff.this is EXACTLY what YA is for!! OMG! People these days! Just ignore Pearl, she doesn't know anything 1 Edit Pearl Lv7 3 hours ago this isnt what ya is for 1 1

Justin asked in Family & Relationships > Singles & Dating 4 hours ago Any women or girls who like to fart contact me I ain't ever heard or smelt a woman or girl fart before? Answered Save 3 Answers Relevance v Pearl L 7 3 hours ago this isnt what ya is for 1 Anonymous 3 hours ago Pearl wtff.this is EXACTLY what YA is for!! OMG! People these days! Just ignore Pearl, she doesn't know anything 1 Edit Pearl Lv7 3 hours ago this isnt what ya is for 1 1

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Anonymous asked in Family & Relationships > Friends · 2 days ago what does he mean when he calls me a poptart? my male friend described me as a poptart - soft in the middle with a good heart! What does he mean by poptart, was he being nice? or in a horrible? i guess where u come from, it means different things (he is from NY) Answer Save 7 Answers Rating Embery Lv5 2 days ago You are oblong and will fit easily in a toaster.

Anonymous asked in Family & Relationships > Friends · 2 days ago what does he mean when he calls me a poptart? my male friend described me as a poptart - soft in the middle with a good heart! What does he mean by poptart, was he being nice? or in a horrible? i guess where u come from, it means different things (he is from NY) Answer Save 7 Answers Rating Embery Lv5 2 days ago You are oblong and will fit easily in a toaster.

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Resolved Question Show me another a Can I tell by the smell of my husband's gas if he has been cheating? gwennthe. I know this sounds crazy.BUT Hubs usually has his own smel The family alvrays knows when he has passed gas gyon if he tries to be funny and blame it on the dog. Lately, he's had to work late a fov times and aach time he's come home and his gas has smelled unlike anything he erer smelled from him. Kinda like maybe he hed Thai food or something? He says he has only beon at work and not anywhere else...but something is definately cifferent. Do you think ho's cheatng? Additional Details I don't understand why this one poster is mad at me I didn't ge him a thumbs down. f'm just trying to get to the truth. Ropart Abose Best Answer Chosen by Voters you think a 1hai man is doing him? Yer Bay 22% 2 Votes 40 Rreport Abuso :)

Resolved Question Show me another a Can I tell by the smell of my husband's gas if he has been cheating? gwennthe. I know this sounds crazy.BUT Hubs usually has his own smel The family alvrays knows when he has passed gas gyon if he tries to be funny and blame it on the dog. Lately, he's had to work late a fov times and aach time he's come home and his gas has smelled unlike anything he erer smelled from him. Kinda like maybe he hed Thai food or something? He says he has only beon at work and not anywhere else...but something is definately cifferent. Do you think ho's cheatng? Additional Details I don't understand why this one poster is mad at me I didn't ge him a thumbs down. f'm just trying to get to the truth. Ropart Abose Best Answer Chosen by Voters you think a 1hai man is doing him? Yer Bay 22% 2 Votes 40 Rreport Abuso :)

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Pope Benedict wants you to note that pawns are crotch height to bishops. Can you ever unsee this fact? 2 Answers · Religion & Spirituality · 23 mins ago When Pope Francis dressed as Emperor Palpatine for Halloween did Pope Benedict say "you know this is like blackface for me"? 1 Answer · Religion & Spirituality · 24 mins ago Pope Francis wants to find out about currency manipulation & p------ so he searches for "p------ dominate" will this give him what he seeks? 3 Answers · Religion & Spirituality · 41 mins ago When Benedict was Pope did he setup human chess with actual Bishops playing Bishops? 4 Answers · Religion & Spirituality · 1 hour ago

Pope Benedict wants you to note that pawns are crotch height to bishops. Can you ever unsee this fact? 2 Answers · Religion & Spirituality · 23 mins ago When Pope Francis dressed as Emperor Palpatine for Halloween did Pope Benedict say "you know this is like blackface for me"? 1 Answer · Religion & Spirituality · 24 mins ago Pope Francis wants to find out about currency manipulation & p------ so he searches for "p------ dominate" will this give him what he seeks? 3 Answers · Religion & Spirituality · 41 mins ago When Benedict was Pope did he setup human chess with actual Bishops playing Bishops? 4 Answers · Religion & Spirituality · 1 hour ago

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Pope Of Atheists God asked in Society & Culture > Religion & Spirituality - 12 mins ago Atheists. What about Im Catholic and The Vatican will win WW3? The Vatican is going to enlist 500,000 people into its army. The Vatican is hiring nuclear scientists to help build ICBM. The Vatican is actually its own country with its own post office and Swiss Gaurd. They are going to begin to have a standing army. They are also in the process of building 3 nuckear subs. 10 aircraft carriers. And 50 battleships. The Vatican will win Ww3 !! WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON THIS COURSE OF ACTION? Answer A Save

Pope Of Atheists God asked in Society & Culture > Religion & Spirituality - 12 mins ago Atheists. What about Im Catholic and The Vatican will win WW3? The Vatican is going to enlist 500,000 people into its army. The Vatican is hiring nuclear scientists to help build ICBM. The Vatican is actually its own country with its own post office and Swiss Gaurd. They are going to begin to have a standing army. They are also in the process of building 3 nuckear subs. 10 aircraft carriers. And 50 battleships. The Vatican will win Ww3 !! WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON THIS COURSE OF ACTION? Answer A Save

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Anonymous asked in Politics & Government > Politics 9 mins ago How do you draw Joe Biden so he looks sexy? Answer Save 2 Answers Oldest v BB Lv 7 8 mins ago That is not possible.

Anonymous asked in Politics & Government > Politics 9 mins ago How do you draw Joe Biden so he looks sexy? Answer Save 2 Answers Oldest v BB Lv 7 8 mins ago That is not possible.

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Undecided Question Show me another » Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself? neleigh. 1 week ago (Tiebreaker)y P Report Abuse Sign in to Vote for the Best Answer Action Bar. 13 Interesting! YEmail Save Answers (1-30 of 51) Answerer 1 When I was in middle school people were saying that I was home schooled. Even though i went to school. 1 week ago PReport Abuse

Undecided Question Show me another » Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself? neleigh. 1 week ago (Tiebreaker)y P Report Abuse Sign in to Vote for the Best Answer Action Bar. 13 Interesting! YEmail Save Answers (1-30 of 51) Answerer 1 When I was in middle school people were saying that I was home schooled. Even though i went to school. 1 week ago PReport Abuse

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Verizon 14:39 76% A answers.yahoo.com – Private Health > Diet & Fitness 1 decade ago I just butt chugged a liter of Karkov Vodka and I feel really dizzy. What should I do? PLEASE HELP!? I usually only butt chug 40oz malt liquors, but *** my buddy wanted me to try it. Answer A Save 10 Answers Relevance v ? 1 decade ago Favorite Answer Well let me get there and let you butt chugg my penis.

Verizon 14:39 76% A answers.yahoo.com – Private Health > Diet & Fitness 1 decade ago I just butt chugged a liter of Karkov Vodka and I feel really dizzy. What should I do? PLEASE HELP!? I usually only butt chug 40oz malt liquors, but *** my buddy wanted me to try it. Answer A Save 10 Answers Relevance v ? 1 decade ago Favorite Answer Well let me get there and let you butt chugg my penis.

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Mister asked in Computers & Internet > Internet > Facebook · 7 days ago Is stalking unforgivable? In November of 2019, on Facebook I repeatedly sent then cancelled friend requests to a young woman one evening and all of the next day then got blocked by the woman. I apologized with new accounts but still got blocked. In January of 2020 I liked one of her posts and then I was blocked by her once again. I apologized to her with 2 new accounts but she still did the exact the same thing. Updated 7 days ago: I recognized her and other woman on Facebook Dating but that one was the one I had a crush on. I waited but get no matches at all.

Mister asked in Computers & Internet > Internet > Facebook · 7 days ago Is stalking unforgivable? In November of 2019, on Facebook I repeatedly sent then cancelled friend requests to a young woman one evening and all of the next day then got blocked by the woman. I apologized with new accounts but still got blocked. In January of 2020 I liked one of her posts and then I was blocked by her once again. I apologized to her with 2 new accounts but she still did the exact the same thing. Updated 7 days ago: I recognized her and other woman on Facebook Dating but that one was the one I had a crush on. I waited but get no matches at all.

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