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Squidward's Suicide
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Squidward's Suicide
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Squidward's Suicide
Hello Shadman my old friend
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Squidward's Suicide
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Squidward's Suicide
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![tVIP)(T77 / 7ch/b/1/rs/?素贤费3:[a eh gh/hi/me/mus , rx / st ng / x , zom)(an ,co / fit / halp / kitchen sci tg/toys/w/wp ]tcake d di elit/f--/futa/gif h/men/n/nsfwwp/PCO/S/sm/S5/unf Itaeh gfx/hi me/mus /x/st vg/x/z0m ] [ ani co/fit/halp/kitchen /it p W/pr, Syes Syles-[WT) [PS] (Homel [Manage) ·NT]閂PornelManage] id Returnt IEntire ThreadLast 50 posts oOO Her poat and fle deletion Working on stufL Espect things to break File 127060952364 lpg-σ608KB . 657x875 . Sqǐdpg) I want to start eerby saymg if you warn an mswer tbe end, prepare to be dsapported There just isn't one I was an intern at Nickelodecn Studos for a year in 2005 for my degree in animation It wasn't paid of course, most internships arent, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adits it might not seem ike a big one, bat most kids at the tine would s--- themsehves over it. Since I worked directly with the editors and animators, I pot to view the new episodes days bescee they ared I1 get right to it without giving too many unnecessary details. They had very recently made the Spongebob movie and the entire staff was somewhat sapped of creaivity so i took them longer to start up the season But the delaxy lasted longer for more upaetting reasons. There was a problm with the series 4 premier that set everyone and everything for several months Me and two er interns were in the ed ng romalong with he lead nr ators and so de ors or emal c优we receivedthe copy thr was supposed to be Fear ofa rabby Pat and gathered round the screen to walch Now, given that iisn't Enal yet animators ofien put up a mock tale card, sort of an inside joke for us, wih phony, often times lewd tiles, such as "How ses doesn't work instead of Rock-a-by-Bhake when sp tige ob ad patrick ad t a sea sca op Nothit particulaty tury but wock sell ed duckles. So when we saw the ule card Squid ards Sucide we dat tak mo e than a morbid joke. One of the intens did a smallthroat laugh at it The happy-go-ucky music plays as is nomal The story began with Squidad practicing his clazinet, liting a few sour notes Eke noemal We hear Spongebob lughing outside and Squidand stops, yeling at lim to keep à down as he has a concent that nige and needs to practice. Spongebob says okay and goes to see Sandy with with Patrick The bubbles splash screen comes up and we see the ending of Squdwards concert. This is when things began to seem fW de plyng, afew fr mes repeat themselves butthe sound doesn't at this pont sound 15 synced p with虱mation so yes that's not common) but when best psp a n he sond firashes asifthe sk p never happened There 1s s ht mmmarmg the crowed before thev begn bo boo ham Not mannal eartoon boot g á.is common ác show, but you co d very clearly hear-alace n Sqid ads in ful ame and looks viibly afrad The shot goes to the crowd wi Spongebob in ceater rane, and he too is booing very much unike hin T isn'theoddest ding, Lough What i odd is everyone had byper reaistic eyes. Very detailed. Clearly not shots of real people's eyes, but something a bit more real than CGI. The pupls were red Some of us looked at eachother, obviousy confused, but since we weren't the writers we dint question its appeal to chikren, yet Expand all images Aomous 10/04/06/Tuej20 06 No. 9008 The shot goes to Squidward sitng on the edge of his bed, looking very forlom The view out of his porthole window is of a night sky so it isn't very long after the concert. The unsetting part is at this point there is no sound. Literally no sound. Not even the feedback from the speakers in the room Its as if the speakers were turned off, though their status showed them warking perfectly. He just sat there, blinking, in this silence for about 30 seconds, then he started to s-- softly. He put his hands (tentades) over his eyes and cried quiety for a full minute more, all the while a sound in the background very slowly growing from nothing to barehy audible. It sounded ike a slight breeze through a forest The screen slowty begins to zoom in on his face. By skow I mean it's only noticeable ifyou lock at shots 10 seconds apart side by side. His sobbing gets louder more ful of hurt and anger. The screen then twitches a bit, as if it twists in on itsef, for a split second then back to normal The wind-rough-the-trees sound gets slowly louder and more severe, as if a storm is brewing somewhere. The eerie part is this sound, and Squidward's sobbing sounded real, as if the sound wasnt coming from the speakers but as if the speakers were holes the sound was coming through from the other side. As good as sound as the studio likes to have, they dont purchase the equipment to be that good to produce sound of that quality Below the sound of the wind and sobbing, very faint, something sounded like laughing It came at odd intervals and never lasted more than a second so you had a hard tme pinning it (we watched this show twice, so pardon me if things sound too specitic but I've had time to think about them). Atter 30 seconds of this, the screen blured and twitched iolently and somering flashed over the screen, as if a single frame was replaced. The lead animation ednor paused and rewound frame by frane. What we saw was hortible It was a sill photo of a dead child. He coudn't have been more than 6 The face was mangled and bloodied, one eye danging over his rned face, popped He was naked down to his underwear, his stomach crudely 叩en and his entrails laying besde him He was laying on some pavement that was probably a road The most upsetting part was that there was a shadow of the photographer. There was no crime tape, no evidence tags or markers, and the angle was completely of for a shot designed to be evidence. It would seem the photographer was the person responsible for the chikd's death We were of course mortified, but pressed on, hoping that it was just a sick joke. The screen fipped back to Squidward, soll sobbing, louder than before, and hat body in frame. There was now what appeard to be blood running down his face from his eyes. The blood was also done in a hyper realistic style, looking as if you touched it you'd get blood on your fingers. The wind sounded now as if it were that of a gale blowing through the forest, there were even snapping sounds af branches. The laughing a deep baritone, lasting at longer intervals and coming more frequentty After about 20 seconds, the screen again twisted and showed a single frame photo. The editor was reluctant to go back, we all were, but he knew he had to. This time the photo was that of what appeared to be a little girl, no older than the first child She was laying on her stomach, her barrettes in a pool ot blood next to her. Her left eye was too popped out and popped, naked except for underpants. Her entrais were piled on top of her above another crude cut along her back. Again the body was on the street and the photographer's shadow was visible, very similar in size and shape to the first. I had to choke back vomit and one irtem, the only fernale in the room, ran out The show resumed About 5 seconds after this second photo played. Squidward went silent, as dd al sound, like it was when this scene started. He put his tentacles down and his eyes were now done in hyper realsm ike te othe仱were in te beginning of this episode They were bleeding, bloodshot, and pisang He just stared at the screen, as if watching the viewer. After about 10 seconds, he started sobbing, this time not covering his eyes. The sound was piercing and oud, and most fear inducing of all is his sobbing was mixed with screams Tears and blood were dripping down his face at a heavy rate. The wind sound came back, and so did the deep voiced laughing and this ome the still photo lasted for a good 5 frames. The animator was able to stop it on the 4th and backed up This tme the photo was of a boy, about the same age, but this time the scene was difterent. The entrails were just being puiled out from a stomach wound by a arge hand, the right eye popped and dangling, blood tricking down it. The animator proceeded It was hard to beieve, but the next one was different but we couldn't tel what He went on to the next, same thing He want back to the first and played them quicker and I lost it I vomited on the floor, the arimating and sound editors gasping at the screen The 5 frames were not as if they were 5 dMerent photos, they were played out as if they were frames from a video. We saw the hand slowty ift out the guts, we saw the kid's eyes foous on it, we even saw two frames of the kid beginning to blink. The lead sound editor told us to stop, he had to cal in the creator to see this Hileburg arrived within about 1 5 minutes He was corfused as to why he was caled down there, so te editor just corned episode Once the tew frames were shown, all screaming, all sound again stopped. Squidward was just staring at the viewer, ful trame of the face, for about 3 seconds The shot quckly panned and that deep voice sad .D。IT, and we see in Squdwar's hands a shotgun He immediately puts the gun in his mouth and pubs the trigger. Reaistic blood and brain mater spatters the wal behind him, and his bed, and he lies back with the force. The last 5 secands of this episode show his body on the bod, on his side, one eye dangling on what's left of his head above the floor, staring blaniky at it. Then the episode ends Mr Hilenburg is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know wht the hel was going on. Most people left the room at this point, so it was just a handhul of us to watch it again. Viewing the episode twice only served to imprint the entirety of it in my mind and cause me homible nightmares. I'm sorry I stayed The only theory we could think of was the tile was edted by someone in the chain from the drawing studio to here. The CTO was called in to analyze when it happened. The analysis of the Mle did show it was edted over by new material However, the timestamp of it was a mere 24 seconds before we began viewing it Al equipment involved was examined for foreign software and hardware as wel as gitches, as if the tme stamp may have glitched and showed the wrong time but everything checked out fine We dont know what happened and to this day nobody does There was an investigation due to the nature of the photos, but nothing came of it. No child seen was idenbfied and no clues were gathered from the data involved nor physical clues in the photos. I never believed in unexplainable phenomena before, but now that I have something happen and can't prove anything about it beyond anecdotal evidence, i think twice about things ymous 10/0408(Tue120 16 No. 9010 Damn, that was good ) O Anonymous 100406(Tue)21:16 No. 9011 but Hilerberg left the series ater the movie. fail The Calilomia Drone 10/04/06(Tue)21:49 No. 9013 Damn you, facts. Damn you to Hell Anonymoue 10/040Tue)2152 No. 9014 escteric info. i did't know that (and i'm pretty sure ifs not common knowiedge) so, that didn't run the story for me at all Pic is f------ creepy. Hypnotically discomtorting I love it Aonmous 10/04/06 Tuej2352 No. 9018 Awesome. No, really, AWESOME O Anonymous 100407(Wed06: 15 No 9021 "> "> C Anonymou 100407(Wedyo6:57 No 9022 That was pretty good, I don't know why but rve always liked this "genre" for lack of a better word of creepy pasta > □ Asonymous 100407(Wed)18:41 No 9037 Irm realy happy you didn't go the ANDI GOTA BAD HEADACHE AND A NOSEBLEED AND THE NIGHTMARES OF TERFIBLE UNSPEAKABLE THINGS WONT STOPr route most of these seem to go Homicide GwOghuAiwQ 1004/07(Wed)19.13 No. 9040 sDonkeypanch 10/04/07(Wed)19.53 No 9041 As disturbed as I am, I kind of want to see this episode founderl 191053We's 1004/07(Wed)2154 No. 9046 extremely urnerving, almost disconcerting in a way, but none the less very wel witten l would lowe to shake the hand of the man that crafted this masterpiece](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/162/570/2dbqm1j.png)
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Since I worked directly with the editors and animators, I pot to view the new episodes days bescee they ared I1 get right to it without giving too many unnecessary details. They had very recently made the Spongebob movie and the entire staff was somewhat sapped of creaivity so i took them longer to start up the season But the delaxy lasted longer for more upaetting reasons. There was a problm with the series 4 premier that set everyone and everything for several months Me and two er interns were in the ed ng romalong with he lead nr ators and so de ors or emal c优we receivedthe copy thr was supposed to be Fear ofa rabby Pat and gathered round the screen to walch Now, given that iisn't Enal yet animators ofien put up a mock tale card, sort of an inside joke for us, wih phony, often times lewd tiles, such as "How ses doesn't work instead of Rock-a-by-Bhake when sp tige ob ad patrick ad t a sea sca op Nothit particulaty tury but wock sell ed duckles. So when we saw the ule card Squid ards Sucide we dat tak mo e than a morbid joke. One of the intens did a smallthroat laugh at it The happy-go-ucky music plays as is nomal The story began with Squidad practicing his clazinet, liting a few sour notes Eke noemal We hear Spongebob lughing outside and Squidand stops, yeling at lim to keep à down as he has a concent that nige and needs to practice. Spongebob says okay and goes to see Sandy with with Patrick The bubbles splash screen comes up and we see the ending of Squdwards concert. This is when things began to seem fW de plyng, afew fr mes repeat themselves butthe sound doesn't at this pont sound 15 synced p with虱mation so yes that's not common) but when best psp a n he sond firashes asifthe sk p never happened There 1s s ht mmmarmg the crowed before thev begn bo boo ham Not mannal eartoon boot g á.is common ác show, but you co d very clearly hear-alace n Sqid ads in ful ame and looks viibly afrad The shot goes to the crowd wi Spongebob in ceater rane, and he too is booing very much unike hin T isn'theoddest ding, Lough What i odd is everyone had byper reaistic eyes. Very detailed. Clearly not shots of real people's eyes, but something a bit more real than CGI. The pupls were red Some of us looked at eachother, obviousy confused, but since we weren't the writers we dint question its appeal to chikren, yet Expand all images Aomous 10/04/06/Tuej20 06 No. 9008 The shot goes to Squidward sitng on the edge of his bed, looking very forlom The view out of his porthole window is of a night sky so it isn't very long after the concert. The unsetting part is at this point there is no sound. Literally no sound. Not even the feedback from the speakers in the room Its as if the speakers were turned off, though their status showed them warking perfectly. He just sat there, blinking, in this silence for about 30 seconds, then he started to s-- softly. He put his hands (tentades) over his eyes and cried quiety for a full minute more, all the while a sound in the background very slowly growing from nothing to barehy audible. It sounded ike a slight breeze through a forest The screen slowty begins to zoom in on his face. By skow I mean it's only noticeable ifyou lock at shots 10 seconds apart side by side. His sobbing gets louder more ful of hurt and anger. The screen then twitches a bit, as if it twists in on itsef, for a split second then back to normal The wind-rough-the-trees sound gets slowly louder and more severe, as if a storm is brewing somewhere. The eerie part is this sound, and Squidward's sobbing sounded real, as if the sound wasnt coming from the speakers but as if the speakers were holes the sound was coming through from the other side. As good as sound as the studio likes to have, they dont purchase the equipment to be that good to produce sound of that quality Below the sound of the wind and sobbing, very faint, something sounded like laughing It came at odd intervals and never lasted more than a second so you had a hard tme pinning it (we watched this show twice, so pardon me if things sound too specitic but I've had time to think about them). Atter 30 seconds of this, the screen blured and twitched iolently and somering flashed over the screen, as if a single frame was replaced. The lead animation ednor paused and rewound frame by frane. What we saw was hortible It was a sill photo of a dead child. He coudn't have been more than 6 The face was mangled and bloodied, one eye danging over his rned face, popped He was naked down to his underwear, his stomach crudely 叩en and his entrails laying besde him He was laying on some pavement that was probably a road The most upsetting part was that there was a shadow of the photographer. There was no crime tape, no evidence tags or markers, and the angle was completely of for a shot designed to be evidence. It would seem the photographer was the person responsible for the chikd's death We were of course mortified, but pressed on, hoping that it was just a sick joke. The screen fipped back to Squidward, soll sobbing, louder than before, and hat body in frame. There was now what appeard to be blood running down his face from his eyes. The blood was also done in a hyper realistic style, looking as if you touched it you'd get blood on your fingers. The wind sounded now as if it were that of a gale blowing through the forest, there were even snapping sounds af branches. The laughing a deep baritone, lasting at longer intervals and coming more frequentty After about 20 seconds, the screen again twisted and showed a single frame photo. The editor was reluctant to go back, we all were, but he knew he had to. This time the photo was that of what appeared to be a little girl, no older than the first child She was laying on her stomach, her barrettes in a pool ot blood next to her. Her left eye was too popped out and popped, naked except for underpants. Her entrais were piled on top of her above another crude cut along her back. Again the body was on the street and the photographer's shadow was visible, very similar in size and shape to the first. I had to choke back vomit and one irtem, the only fernale in the room, ran out The show resumed About 5 seconds after this second photo played. Squidward went silent, as dd al sound, like it was when this scene started. He put his tentacles down and his eyes were now done in hyper realsm ike te othe仱were in te beginning of this episode They were bleeding, bloodshot, and pisang He just stared at the screen, as if watching the viewer. After about 10 seconds, he started sobbing, this time not covering his eyes. The sound was piercing and oud, and most fear inducing of all is his sobbing was mixed with screams Tears and blood were dripping down his face at a heavy rate. The wind sound came back, and so did the deep voiced laughing and this ome the still photo lasted for a good 5 frames. The animator was able to stop it on the 4th and backed up This tme the photo was of a boy, about the same age, but this time the scene was difterent. The entrails were just being puiled out from a stomach wound by a arge hand, the right eye popped and dangling, blood tricking down it. The animator proceeded It was hard to beieve, but the next one was different but we couldn't tel what He went on to the next, same thing He want back to the first and played them quicker and I lost it I vomited on the floor, the arimating and sound editors gasping at the screen The 5 frames were not as if they were 5 dMerent photos, they were played out as if they were frames from a video. We saw the hand slowty ift out the guts, we saw the kid's eyes foous on it, we even saw two frames of the kid beginning to blink. The lead sound editor told us to stop, he had to cal in the creator to see this Hileburg arrived within about 1 5 minutes He was corfused as to why he was caled down there, so te editor just corned episode Once the tew frames were shown, all screaming, all sound again stopped. Squidward was just staring at the viewer, ful trame of the face, for about 3 seconds The shot quckly panned and that deep voice sad .D。IT, and we see in Squdwar's hands a shotgun He immediately puts the gun in his mouth and pubs the trigger. Reaistic blood and brain mater spatters the wal behind him, and his bed, and he lies back with the force. The last 5 secands of this episode show his body on the bod, on his side, one eye dangling on what's left of his head above the floor, staring blaniky at it. Then the episode ends Mr Hilenburg is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know wht the hel was going on. Most people left the room at this point, so it was just a handhul of us to watch it again. Viewing the episode twice only served to imprint the entirety of it in my mind and cause me homible nightmares. I'm sorry I stayed The only theory we could think of was the tile was edted by someone in the chain from the drawing studio to here. The CTO was called in to analyze when it happened. The analysis of the Mle did show it was edted over by new material However, the timestamp of it was a mere 24 seconds before we began viewing it Al equipment involved was examined for foreign software and hardware as wel as gitches, as if the tme stamp may have glitched and showed the wrong time but everything checked out fine We dont know what happened and to this day nobody does There was an investigation due to the nature of the photos, but nothing came of it. No child seen was idenbfied and no clues were gathered from the data involved nor physical clues in the photos. I never believed in unexplainable phenomena before, but now that I have something happen and can't prove anything about it beyond anecdotal evidence, i think twice about things ymous 10/0408(Tue120 16 No. 9010 Damn, that was good ) O Anonymous 100406(Tue)21:16 No. 9011 but Hilerberg left the series ater the movie. fail The Calilomia Drone 10/04/06(Tue)21:49 No. 9013 Damn you, facts. Damn you to Hell Anonymoue 10/040Tue)2152 No. 9014 escteric info. i did't know that (and i'm pretty sure ifs not common knowiedge) so, that didn't run the story for me at all Pic is f------ creepy. Hypnotically discomtorting I love it Aonmous 10/04/06 Tuej2352 No. 9018 Awesome. No, really, AWESOME O Anonymous 100407(Wed06: 15 No 9021 "> "> C Anonymou 100407(Wedyo6:57 No 9022 That was pretty good, I don't know why but rve always liked this "genre" for lack of a better word of creepy pasta > □ Asonymous 100407(Wed)18:41 No 9037 Irm realy happy you didn't go the ANDI GOTA BAD HEADACHE AND A NOSEBLEED AND THE NIGHTMARES OF TERFIBLE UNSPEAKABLE THINGS WONT STOPr route most of these seem to go Homicide GwOghuAiwQ 1004/07(Wed)19.13 No. 9040 sDonkeypanch 10/04/07(Wed)19.53 No 9041 As disturbed as I am, I kind of want to see this episode founderl 191053We's 1004/07(Wed)2154 No. 9046 extremely urnerving, almost disconcerting in a way, but none the less very wel witten l would lowe to shake the hand of the man that crafted this masterpiece](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/162/570/2dbqm1j.png)
Squidward's Suicide
![I want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disapponted. There just isn't I was an inte at Nickelodeon Studios for a year in 2005 for my degree in animation. It wasn't paid of course, most internships aren't, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adults it might not seem like a big one, but most kids at the time would s--- themselves over it. Since I worked diectly with the editors and animators, I got to view the new episodes days before they aired. I'll get right to it without giving too many unnecessary details. They had very recently made the Spongebob movie and the entire staff was somewhat sapped of creativity so it took them longer to start up the season. But the delay lasted longer for more upsetting reasons. There was a problem with the series 4 premier that set everyone and everything back for several months terns were in the editing room alon with the lead animators and sound editors for tl e and two other in final cut. We received the copy that was supposed to be "Fear of a Krabby Patty" and gathered around the screen to watch Now, given that it isn't final yet animators often put up a mock title card, sort of an inside joke for us, with phony, often times lewd titles, such as "How sex doesn't work"nstead of "Rock-a-by-Bivalve" when spongebob and patrick adopt a sea scallop. Nothing paticularly funy b work related chuckles. S a morbid joke. One of the intes did a small throat laugh at it. The happy-go-lucky msic plays as is when we saw the title Squidward's Suicide" we didn't think it more than oimn The story began with Squidard practicing his clarinet, itting a few sour notes like normal. We hear Spongebob laughing outside and Squidard stops. yelling at him to keep it down as he has a concert that night and needs to practice. Spongebob says okay and goes to see Sandy with with Patrick. The bubbles splash screen comes up and we see the ending of Squidward's concert. This is when things began to seem off. While playing, a few frames repeat themselves, but the sound doesn't (at this point sound is synced up with aniation so yes that's not common) but when he stops playing, the sound finishes as if the skip never happened. There is slight mun they begin to boo him. Not normal cartoon booing that is common in the show, but you could very clearly hear malace in it. Squidward's in full frame and looks visibly afraid. The shot goes to the crowd, with Spongebob in center frame, and he too is booing, very much unlike him. That isn't the oddest thing, though What is odd is everyone had hyper realistic eyes. Very detailed. Clearly Were looked at eachother, obviously confused, but since we weren't the writers we didn't question its appeal to en, yet. The shot goes to Squidward sitting on the edge of his bed, looking very forlom. The view out of his porthole window is of a night sky so it isn't very long after the concert. The unsetling part is at this point there is no sound. Literally no sound. Not even the feedback from the speakers in the room. It's as if the peakers this silence for about 30 seconds, then he started to s-- softly. He put his hands (tentacles) over lhis eyes and cried quietly for a full miute more, all the while a sound in the background very slowly growing from nothing to barely audible. It sounded like a slight breeze through a forest. ned off, though their stahis showed them working perfectly. He just sat there, blinking, in The screen slowly begins to zoom in on his face. By slow I mean it's only noticeable if you look at shots 10 seconds apart side by side. His sobbing gets louder, more full of hut and anger. The screen then twitclhes a bit, as if it twists in on itself, for a split second then back to normal. The wind-through-the-trees sound gets slowty louder and more severe, as if a storm is brewing somewhere. The eerie part is this sound, and Squidward's sobbing, sounded real, as if the sound wasn't coming from the speakers but as if the speakers were holes the sound was coming trough from the other side. As good as sound as the studio likes to have, they don't puchase the equpment to be that good to produce sound of that quality Below the sound of the wind and sobbing, very faint, something sounded like laughing. It came at odd intervals and never lasted more than a second so you had a hard time pinning it (we watched this show twice, so pardon me if things sound too specific but I've had time to think about them. After 30 seconds of this, the screen bhured and twitched violently and something flashed over the screen, as if a single frame was replaced·TIe lead animation edito! paused and rewound fialne by fine, what we saw was homble It was a still photo of a dead child. He couldu't have been more than 6 The face was mangled and bloodied, one eye dangling over his uphumed face, popped He was naked down to his underwear, his stomach crudely cut open and his entrails laying beside him He was laying oin ome pavement that was probably a road. The most upsetting part was that there was a shadow of the photographer. There was no crime tape, no evidence tags or markers, and the angle was completely off for a shot designed to be evidence. It would seem the photographer was the person responsible child We were of course mortified, but pressed on, hoping that it was just a sick joke. The screen flipped back to Squidward, still sobbing, louder than before, and half body in frame. There was now what appeard to be blood nunning down his face from his eyes. The blood was also done in a hyper realistic style, looking as if you touched it you'd get blood on yo figs. The wind sounded now as if it were that of a gale blowing through the forest, there were even snapping sounds of branches. The laughing, a deep baritone, lasting at longer intervals and coing more frequenthy After about 20 seconds, the screen again twisted and showed a single frame photo. The editor was reluctant to go back, we all were, but he lnew he had to. This time the photo was that of what appeared t be a little gil, no older than the fist child. She was laying on her stomach, her baettes in a pool of blood next to her. Her left eye was too popped out and popped, naked except for mderpants. Her entrails were piled on top of her above another crude cut along her back Again the body was on the street and the photographer's shadow was visible, very similar in size and shape to the first. I had to choke back vonmit and one intem, the only female in the room, ran out The show resumed. About 5 seconds after this second photo played, Squidwar cles down and his eyes were now done in hyper ulsating He just stared at the screen, as if watcl time not covering his eyes. The sound was piercing and loud, and most fear indu was mixed with scr sec dri down his face at a heav ame back, and so did the deep voiced laughing, and this time the still photo lasted for a good 5 frames The animator was able to stop it on the 4th and backed up. This tme the photo was of a boy, about the scene was different The entrails were just being pulled out from a stomach wound by a large hand, the right eye popped and dangling, blood trickding down it. The animator proceeded. It was hard to believe, but the next one was next, same thing He want back them quicker and I lost it. I vomited on the floor, the animating and sound editors gasping at the screen. thisnd there, so the editor just continued the episode. ts, we saw the kid's eves focus on it, we even saw two frames of the kid beginning to blink. The lead sound editor told us to stop, he had Once the few frames were shown, all screaming, all sound again stopped. Squdward was just staring at that deep V s mouth a pulls the trigger. Realistic blood and brain matter splatters the wall behind him, and his bed, and he flies with the force. The last 5 seconds of this episode show his body on the bod, on his side, one eye dangling on what's left of his head above the floor, staring blankdy at it. Then the episode ends Mr Hillenburg is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know wht the hell was going on. Most people left the room at this point, so it was just a handful of us to watch it again. Viewing the episode twice only served to inmprint the entirety of it in ny mnd and cause me homible nightmares. Im sony I stayed. The only theory we could think of was the file was edited by someone in the chain from the drawing studio o here. The CTO was called in to analyze when it happened. The analysis of the file did show it was edited over by new material. However, the timestamp of it was a mere 24 seconds before we began viewing it. All equipment involved was examined f if the time stamp may have glitched and showed the wrong time, but everything checked out fine. We don't eign software and hardware as well as glitches, as ow was an investigation due photos, but nothing came of it. No child seen was identified and no clues were gathered from the data befor en nec](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/162/168/1312173521847.jpg)
![I want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disapponted. There just isn't I was an inte at Nickelodeon Studios for a year in 2005 for my degree in animation. It wasn't paid of course, most internships aren't, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adults it might not seem like a big one, but most kids at the time would s--- themselves over it. Since I worked diectly with the editors and animators, I got to view the new episodes days before they aired. I'll get right to it without giving too many unnecessary details. They had very recently made the Spongebob movie and the entire staff was somewhat sapped of creativity so it took them longer to start up the season. But the delay lasted longer for more upsetting reasons. There was a problem with the series 4 premier that set everyone and everything back for several months terns were in the editing room alon with the lead animators and sound editors for tl e and two other in final cut. We received the copy that was supposed to be "Fear of a Krabby Patty" and gathered around the screen to watch Now, given that it isn't final yet animators often put up a mock title card, sort of an inside joke for us, with phony, often times lewd titles, such as "How sex doesn't work"nstead of "Rock-a-by-Bivalve" when spongebob and patrick adopt a sea scallop. Nothing paticularly funy b work related chuckles. S a morbid joke. One of the intes did a small throat laugh at it. The happy-go-lucky msic plays as is when we saw the title Squidward's Suicide" we didn't think it more than oimn The story began with Squidard practicing his clarinet, itting a few sour notes like normal. We hear Spongebob laughing outside and Squidard stops. yelling at him to keep it down as he has a concert that night and needs to practice. Spongebob says okay and goes to see Sandy with with Patrick. The bubbles splash screen comes up and we see the ending of Squidward's concert. This is when things began to seem off. While playing, a few frames repeat themselves, but the sound doesn't (at this point sound is synced up with aniation so yes that's not common) but when he stops playing, the sound finishes as if the skip never happened. There is slight mun they begin to boo him. Not normal cartoon booing that is common in the show, but you could very clearly hear malace in it. Squidward's in full frame and looks visibly afraid. The shot goes to the crowd, with Spongebob in center frame, and he too is booing, very much unlike him. That isn't the oddest thing, though What is odd is everyone had hyper realistic eyes. Very detailed. Clearly Were looked at eachother, obviously confused, but since we weren't the writers we didn't question its appeal to en, yet. The shot goes to Squidward sitting on the edge of his bed, looking very forlom. The view out of his porthole window is of a night sky so it isn't very long after the concert. The unsetling part is at this point there is no sound. Literally no sound. Not even the feedback from the speakers in the room. It's as if the peakers this silence for about 30 seconds, then he started to s-- softly. He put his hands (tentacles) over lhis eyes and cried quietly for a full miute more, all the while a sound in the background very slowly growing from nothing to barely audible. It sounded like a slight breeze through a forest. ned off, though their stahis showed them working perfectly. He just sat there, blinking, in The screen slowly begins to zoom in on his face. By slow I mean it's only noticeable if you look at shots 10 seconds apart side by side. His sobbing gets louder, more full of hut and anger. The screen then twitclhes a bit, as if it twists in on itself, for a split second then back to normal. The wind-through-the-trees sound gets slowty louder and more severe, as if a storm is brewing somewhere. The eerie part is this sound, and Squidward's sobbing, sounded real, as if the sound wasn't coming from the speakers but as if the speakers were holes the sound was coming trough from the other side. As good as sound as the studio likes to have, they don't puchase the equpment to be that good to produce sound of that quality Below the sound of the wind and sobbing, very faint, something sounded like laughing. It came at odd intervals and never lasted more than a second so you had a hard time pinning it (we watched this show twice, so pardon me if things sound too specific but I've had time to think about them. After 30 seconds of this, the screen bhured and twitched violently and something flashed over the screen, as if a single frame was replaced·TIe lead animation edito! paused and rewound fialne by fine, what we saw was homble It was a still photo of a dead child. He couldu't have been more than 6 The face was mangled and bloodied, one eye dangling over his uphumed face, popped He was naked down to his underwear, his stomach crudely cut open and his entrails laying beside him He was laying oin ome pavement that was probably a road. The most upsetting part was that there was a shadow of the photographer. There was no crime tape, no evidence tags or markers, and the angle was completely off for a shot designed to be evidence. It would seem the photographer was the person responsible child We were of course mortified, but pressed on, hoping that it was just a sick joke. The screen flipped back to Squidward, still sobbing, louder than before, and half body in frame. There was now what appeard to be blood nunning down his face from his eyes. The blood was also done in a hyper realistic style, looking as if you touched it you'd get blood on yo figs. The wind sounded now as if it were that of a gale blowing through the forest, there were even snapping sounds of branches. The laughing, a deep baritone, lasting at longer intervals and coing more frequenthy After about 20 seconds, the screen again twisted and showed a single frame photo. The editor was reluctant to go back, we all were, but he lnew he had to. This time the photo was that of what appeared t be a little gil, no older than the fist child. She was laying on her stomach, her baettes in a pool of blood next to her. Her left eye was too popped out and popped, naked except for mderpants. Her entrails were piled on top of her above another crude cut along her back Again the body was on the street and the photographer's shadow was visible, very similar in size and shape to the first. I had to choke back vonmit and one intem, the only female in the room, ran out The show resumed. About 5 seconds after this second photo played, Squidwar cles down and his eyes were now done in hyper ulsating He just stared at the screen, as if watcl time not covering his eyes. The sound was piercing and loud, and most fear indu was mixed with scr sec dri down his face at a heav ame back, and so did the deep voiced laughing, and this time the still photo lasted for a good 5 frames The animator was able to stop it on the 4th and backed up. This tme the photo was of a boy, about the scene was different The entrails were just being pulled out from a stomach wound by a large hand, the right eye popped and dangling, blood trickding down it. The animator proceeded. It was hard to believe, but the next one was next, same thing He want back them quicker and I lost it. I vomited on the floor, the animating and sound editors gasping at the screen. thisnd there, so the editor just continued the episode. ts, we saw the kid's eves focus on it, we even saw two frames of the kid beginning to blink. The lead sound editor told us to stop, he had Once the few frames were shown, all screaming, all sound again stopped. Squdward was just staring at that deep V s mouth a pulls the trigger. Realistic blood and brain matter splatters the wall behind him, and his bed, and he flies with the force. The last 5 seconds of this episode show his body on the bod, on his side, one eye dangling on what's left of his head above the floor, staring blankdy at it. Then the episode ends Mr Hillenburg is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know wht the hell was going on. Most people left the room at this point, so it was just a handful of us to watch it again. Viewing the episode twice only served to inmprint the entirety of it in ny mnd and cause me homible nightmares. Im sony I stayed. The only theory we could think of was the file was edited by someone in the chain from the drawing studio o here. The CTO was called in to analyze when it happened. The analysis of the file did show it was edited over by new material. However, the timestamp of it was a mere 24 seconds before we began viewing it. All equipment involved was examined f if the time stamp may have glitched and showed the wrong time, but everything checked out fine. We don't eign software and hardware as well as glitches, as ow was an investigation due photos, but nothing came of it. No child seen was identified and no clues were gathered from the data befor en nec](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/162/168/1312173521847.jpg)
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