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One of the most impactful games of 2014 in more than one way.

336 people found this review helpful 296 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.1 hrs on record Posted: 13 Aug, 2014 @2:00pm This game sucks, you can't even jump, oh wait, i take that back. Depression Ques t so an interactive (non)fiction about living with depression
336 people found this review helpful 296 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.1 hrs on record Posted: 13 Aug, 2014 @2:00pm This game sucks, you can't even jump, oh wait, i take that back. Depression Ques t so an interactive (non)fiction about living with depression

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The granddaddy of 2016 puzzle games

12 people found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /6.6 hrs on record Posted: 25 Jun11:52pm Updated: 25 Jun11:53pm I don't need sex because Stephen's Sausage Roll f_ucks me everyday Stephen's Sausage Roll
12 people found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /6.6 hrs on record Posted: 25 Jun11:52pm Updated: 25 Jun11:53pm I don't need sex because Stephen's Sausage Roll f_ucks me everyday Stephen's Sausage Roll

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Doesn't get any more Touhou than this

80 of 92 people (87%) found this review helpful 120 people found this review funny Recommended 1.4 hrs last two weeks /1.4 hrs on record Posted: 17 Nov@ 5:02pm it's like the Touhou of bullet hell shooters! 禾 Hid tl n ason
80 of 92 people (87%) found this review helpful 120 people found this review funny Recommended 1.4 hrs last two weeks /1.4 hrs on record Posted: 17 Nov@ 5:02pm it's like the Touhou of bullet hell shooters! 禾 Hid tl n ason

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Touhou review

29 of 51 people (57%) found this review helpful 86 people found this review funny 禾 Hid Four Recommended 0.5 hrs last two weeks/ 0.5 hrs on record 方 章 aso Posted: 17 Nov 4:17pm Updated: 17 Nov4:19pm Truly this game is the dark souls of Undertale and i must say even in easy difficulty this game poses a challenge to a hardcore gamer such as myself Following undertales catchy music and unique shoot em up gameplay and even imitating its "unique" artstyle The all female cast is a plus but more diversity would be appreciated as there is only one playable african american character who happens to also be considered the weakest which i feel appalled Overall it is nice to see more japanese developers follow in the footsteps of western developers of developing indie games and i hope to see more from this studios @/10 Was this review helpful? ·Yes No CFunny
29 of 51 people (57%) found this review helpful 86 people found this review funny 禾 Hid Four Recommended 0.5 hrs last two weeks/ 0.5 hrs on record 方 章 aso Posted: 17 Nov 4:17pm Updated: 17 Nov4:19pm Truly this game is the dark souls of Undertale and i must say even in easy difficulty this game poses a challenge to a hardcore gamer such as myself Following undertales catchy music and unique shoot em up gameplay and even imitating its "unique" artstyle The all female cast is a plus but more diversity would be appreciated as there is only one playable african american character who happens to also be considered the weakest which i feel appalled Overall it is nice to see more japanese developers follow in the footsteps of western developers of developing indie games and i hope to see more from this studios @/10 Was this review helpful? ·Yes No CFunny

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Winbub

12 of 22 people (55%) found this review helpful 17 people found this review funny Recommended 0.7 hrs last two weeks /0.7 hrs on record Posted: 31 Oct@ 8:01pm You know a game is good when Windows Firewall urges you not to play it. Was this review helpful? ·Yes ,,No C) Funny
12 of 22 people (55%) found this review helpful 17 people found this review funny Recommended 0.7 hrs last two weeks /0.7 hrs on record Posted: 31 Oct@ 8:01pm You know a game is good when Windows Firewall urges you not to play it. Was this review helpful? ·Yes ,,No C) Funny

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Why

14 of 15 people (93%) found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.4 hrs on record Posted: 22 Jun 6:41am very well optimized, cute game, gets 60 fps on my gameing rig and has a great story Was this review helpful? "Yes No CFunny CKemono Friends PhojnA
14 of 15 people (93%) found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.4 hrs on record Posted: 22 Jun 6:41am very well optimized, cute game, gets 60 fps on my gameing rig and has a great story Was this review helpful? "Yes No CFunny CKemono Friends PhojnA

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Octodad

815 of 993 people (82%) found this review helpful 899 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.6 hrs on record Posted: 3 Nov, 2014@ 8:25pm dad? The dude doesn't even look interesting. They should replace him with an octopus. OCTODAD DADLIESTCATC H
815 of 993 people (82%) found this review helpful 899 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.6 hrs on record Posted: 3 Nov, 2014@ 8:25pm dad? The dude doesn't even look interesting. They should replace him with an octopus. OCTODAD DADLIESTCATC H

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Hate to...DRAW...attention to this.

76 of 86 people (88%) found this review helpful 64 people found this review funny Recommended 12.4 hrs last two weeks / 18.8 hrs on record Posted: 14 Oct@9:17pm ravioli ravioli you shadman 乃、
76 of 86 people (88%) found this review helpful 64 people found this review funny Recommended 12.4 hrs last two weeks / 18.8 hrs on record Posted: 14 Oct@9:17pm ravioli ravioli you shadman 乃、

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Finally, Playerunknown'sbattlegrounds is useful

5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 0.7 hrs last two weeks /0.7 hrs on record Posted: 12 Oct10:05am Updated: 12 0ct10:09am Sold two PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS Survivor Crate to purchase this oppai harem game. First time i feel so proud of PUBG being useful. 10/10 will do it again to buy more games from sakuragame to (3)
5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 0.7 hrs last two weeks /0.7 hrs on record Posted: 12 Oct10:05am Updated: 12 0ct10:09am Sold two PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS Survivor Crate to purchase this oppai harem game. First time i feel so proud of PUBG being useful. 10/10 will do it again to buy more games from sakuragame to (3)

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Thief

20 of 31 people (65%) found this review helpful 51 people found this review funny Recommended 1.8 hrs last two weeks /14.2 hrs on record THEMETALAGE Posted: 15 May 12:05am Updated: 15 May 12:12am 0/10 worst stealth game ever How am I supposed to be a sneaky assassin if I can't even use my hand to shoot tornados at guards? And how in the world am I supposed to get anywhere when there's no teleport button to zip me past enemies? The map design is equally terrible because it has multiple arching interconnected paths, like a real building.... And I can't find anything! There's not even a marker on the minimap that tells me where the secret area is!I can't find any ammunition for my gun, or even the level up screen that let's me put the gun into my loadout Don't even get me started on the automatic explosive crossbow ammo, I was halfway through the opening level, and I hadn't so much as seen a grenade, much less a grenade duct taped to a crossbow bolt! The devs clearly dont understand what a stealth game is! Idiots! Idiots, all of them! Hell, at this point I wouldn't be supprised if they forgot the instant kill deaths from above attack, or the magic binoculars that mark enemies on your minimap, or the drone that flies around and does absolutely nothing useful. With such a lackluster feature set as this, I bet they even forgot to give the character magic xray vision powers or a slow motion bullettime ability during shootouts This game is an abomination on the stealth genre and it has no place standing next to great stealth masterpieces like Assassin's Creed 2, Dishonored 2, Far Cry 3, and Call of Duty 4! -0.0000/10 Was this review helpful? 흙 Yes No Funny
20 of 31 people (65%) found this review helpful 51 people found this review funny Recommended 1.8 hrs last two weeks /14.2 hrs on record THEMETALAGE Posted: 15 May 12:05am Updated: 15 May 12:12am 0/10 worst stealth game ever How am I supposed to be a sneaky assassin if I can't even use my hand to shoot tornados at guards? And how in the world am I supposed to get anywhere when there's no teleport button to zip me past enemies? The map design is equally terrible because it has multiple arching interconnected paths, like a real building.... And I can't find anything! There's not even a marker on the minimap that tells me where the secret area is!I can't find any ammunition for my gun, or even the level up screen that let's me put the gun into my loadout Don't even get me started on the automatic explosive crossbow ammo, I was halfway through the opening level, and I hadn't so much as seen a grenade, much less a grenade duct taped to a crossbow bolt! The devs clearly dont understand what a stealth game is! Idiots! Idiots, all of them! Hell, at this point I wouldn't be supprised if they forgot the instant kill deaths from above attack, or the magic binoculars that mark enemies on your minimap, or the drone that flies around and does absolutely nothing useful. With such a lackluster feature set as this, I bet they even forgot to give the character magic xray vision powers or a slow motion bullettime ability during shootouts This game is an abomination on the stealth genre and it has no place standing next to great stealth masterpieces like Assassin's Creed 2, Dishonored 2, Far Cry 3, and Call of Duty 4! -0.0000/10 Was this review helpful? 흙 Yes No Funny

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Žurnalism

21 of 34 people (62%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks/0.1 hrs on record Posted: 29 Sep4:40pm I passed the tutorial, can I be a video game journalist now? Was this review helpful?Yes No Funny UPHEAD DONT DEALWITH THE DEVIL No, because you passed the tutorial.
21 of 34 people (62%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks/0.1 hrs on record Posted: 29 Sep4:40pm I passed the tutorial, can I be a video game journalist now? Was this review helpful?Yes No Funny UPHEAD DONT DEALWITH THE DEVIL No, because you passed the tutorial.

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Paymium

220 of 253 people (87%) found this review helpful 269 people found this review funny Not Recommended 66.2 hrs last two weeks / 66.2 hrs on record Posted: 17 Sep 8:48pm I had to pay 2k VC to post a review of this game.
220 of 253 people (87%) found this review helpful 269 people found this review funny Not Recommended 66.2 hrs last two weeks / 66.2 hrs on record Posted: 17 Sep 8:48pm I had to pay 2k VC to post a review of this game.

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Things are slow lately

355 of 425 people (84%) found this review helpful 494 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.7 hrs on record Posted: 18 Jul9:01pm Get the GTA V experience for absolutely free!! Loading Screen Simulator
355 of 425 people (84%) found this review helpful 494 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.7 hrs on record Posted: 18 Jul9:01pm Get the GTA V experience for absolutely free!! Loading Screen Simulator

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Bastards

85 of 97 people (88%) found this review helpful 95 people found this review funny Recommended 0.3 hrs last two weeks /0.3 hrs on record Posted: 16 Sep11:47pm Thanks for the idea -Andrew Wilson EA CEO Microtransaction Simulator
85 of 97 people (88%) found this review helpful 95 people found this review funny Recommended 0.3 hrs last two weeks /0.3 hrs on record Posted: 16 Sep11:47pm Thanks for the idea -Andrew Wilson EA CEO Microtransaction Simulator

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Protagonist generic etc.

11 of 15 people (73%) found this review helpful 88 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.4 hrs on record Posted: 7 Jan, 2015@ 3:48am Was this review helpful? 흙 Yes No C Funny nionelodeon H EGEND KORRA Listen here u little s---...
11 of 15 people (73%) found this review helpful 88 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.4 hrs on record Posted: 7 Jan, 2015@ 3:48am Was this review helpful? 흙 Yes No C Funny nionelodeon H EGEND KORRA Listen here u little s---...

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Idle games

219 of 313 people (70%) found this review helpful 881 people found this review funny TOME CLICKERS Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /80.0 hrs on record Posted: 24 Jul, 20156:02am Respec Now Available Idle games are identified primarily by the fact that progress continues even when you are not actively interacting with them. This typically requires that they be very simplistic, linear, and have a very narrow scope, the same features that allow Donald Trump to keep running for President. This type of game has certainly enjoyed a resurgence lately. I say resurgence because idle games have been around for a very long time. Longer than video games for sure. Idle games go back about as far as humanity, with discoveries by archaeologists revealing many of the idle games early humans played, such as "Is the tiger still in front of the cave?", and ones that have been played for thousands of years, like "Grow crops in the desert The idle games of our ancestors have about as much relevance to our lives as the presidential bids of the aforementioned Donald however, so let us move on to Time Clickers, which in case you have forgotten, is the game I am currently reviewing Ahem. Oddly enough, Time Clickers comes along during a large spike in idle game releases, following such titles as Clicker Heroes, Adventure Capitalist, Wacky Clicky WhateverIt and FarCry 4. So what does Time Clickers bring to the table that no one else has? Seriously the table is getting kinda crowded. I tried to eat my cereal this morning and had to keep brushing aside power-ups the whole time Time Clickers does, as the name implies, let you spend all of your time clicking enemies, so does every other idle game. You can also spend your resources to hire and upgrade minions to do the clicking for you, and so does every other idle game. You can "ascend", and start over while earning a sort of meta-currency to spend on permanent upgrades, and, yeah, so does every other idle game. Honestly, I'm not having much luck finding any unique features in Time Clickers, so lets just move on, shall we The graphics are pretty cool, and are probably the only reason I'm playing it now after getting burned out on other, pretty much identical games. Time Clickers just looks nice, and the cubes that make up the enemies are animated enough to make it feel like something is happening, so it feels a bit less, um, idly? Sometimes, if I'm really getting immersed in the game, I like to pretend that the cubes are cylinders, but that's just the creative sort of person I am I suppose I recommend Time Clickers, because it can entertain you for a while, and it costs nothing, but it's not the sort of hearty recommendation I would give to a game like Fallout 4 which isn't even out yet. Idle games just aren't for everyone, but then again neither is Donald Trump, so what the heck. Time Clickers for President! Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny
219 of 313 people (70%) found this review helpful 881 people found this review funny TOME CLICKERS Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /80.0 hrs on record Posted: 24 Jul, 20156:02am Respec Now Available Idle games are identified primarily by the fact that progress continues even when you are not actively interacting with them. This typically requires that they be very simplistic, linear, and have a very narrow scope, the same features that allow Donald Trump to keep running for President. This type of game has certainly enjoyed a resurgence lately. I say resurgence because idle games have been around for a very long time. Longer than video games for sure. Idle games go back about as far as humanity, with discoveries by archaeologists revealing many of the idle games early humans played, such as "Is the tiger still in front of the cave?", and ones that have been played for thousands of years, like "Grow crops in the desert The idle games of our ancestors have about as much relevance to our lives as the presidential bids of the aforementioned Donald however, so let us move on to Time Clickers, which in case you have forgotten, is the game I am currently reviewing Ahem. Oddly enough, Time Clickers comes along during a large spike in idle game releases, following such titles as Clicker Heroes, Adventure Capitalist, Wacky Clicky WhateverIt and FarCry 4. So what does Time Clickers bring to the table that no one else has? Seriously the table is getting kinda crowded. I tried to eat my cereal this morning and had to keep brushing aside power-ups the whole time Time Clickers does, as the name implies, let you spend all of your time clicking enemies, so does every other idle game. You can also spend your resources to hire and upgrade minions to do the clicking for you, and so does every other idle game. You can "ascend", and start over while earning a sort of meta-currency to spend on permanent upgrades, and, yeah, so does every other idle game. Honestly, I'm not having much luck finding any unique features in Time Clickers, so lets just move on, shall we The graphics are pretty cool, and are probably the only reason I'm playing it now after getting burned out on other, pretty much identical games. Time Clickers just looks nice, and the cubes that make up the enemies are animated enough to make it feel like something is happening, so it feels a bit less, um, idly? Sometimes, if I'm really getting immersed in the game, I like to pretend that the cubes are cylinders, but that's just the creative sort of person I am I suppose I recommend Time Clickers, because it can entertain you for a while, and it costs nothing, but it's not the sort of hearty recommendation I would give to a game like Fallout 4 which isn't even out yet. Idle games just aren't for everyone, but then again neither is Donald Trump, so what the heck. Time Clickers for President! Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny

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Spetsnaz

pelvKing! 333 products in account Recommended 6.9 hrs on record Posted: 1 December We played against the Spetsnaz unit. They killed us all, including the hostage. Very realistic portrayal, 10/10. Was this review helpful? Yes 〒No Funny
pelvKing! 333 products in account Recommended 6.9 hrs on record Posted: 1 December We played against the Spetsnaz unit. They killed us all, including the hostage. Very realistic portrayal, 10/10. Was this review helpful? Yes 〒No Funny

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And again, it's the modders who have to fix developer's mistakes

1 of 30 people (3%) found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.6 hrs on recoro Posted: 27 May@ 10:42am 0/10, my character has a broken neck and refuses to look up or down. I tried to get him sent it for free. They just sent him back stating "He shoots in the right direction, so it's fine." I cant reccomend this game till he company fies this problem
1 of 30 people (3%) found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.6 hrs on recoro Posted: 27 May@ 10:42am 0/10, my character has a broken neck and refuses to look up or down. I tried to get him sent it for free. They just sent him back stating "He shoots in the right direction, so it's fine." I cant reccomend this game till he company fies this problem

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Dance!

634 of 773 people (82%) found this review helpful 1,432 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/969.7 hrs on record CRYPT OF THE Posted: 17 Dec, 2015 @2:55am In the store page, it says the price is 14,99 But this is not true. The actual price includes your soul. Was this review helpful? ,Yes No CFunny
634 of 773 people (82%) found this review helpful 1,432 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/969.7 hrs on record CRYPT OF THE Posted: 17 Dec, 2015 @2:55am In the store page, it says the price is 14,99 But this is not true. The actual price includes your soul. Was this review helpful? ,Yes No CFunny

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The puns

11 of 21 people (52%) found this review helpful 25 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /7.4 hrs on record PASS Posted: 28 Mar@9:17pm At first I thought this game would be legless when it slithered it's way onto the Steam store, but now that it's shed it's skin and I've gotten a chance to wrap myself around it, I have no reason to throw a hissssssy fit.
11 of 21 people (52%) found this review helpful 25 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /7.4 hrs on record PASS Posted: 28 Mar@9:17pm At first I thought this game would be legless when it slithered it's way onto the Steam store, but now that it's shed it's skin and I've gotten a chance to wrap myself around it, I have no reason to throw a hissssssy fit.

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