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1,038 of 1,215 people (85%) found this review helpful 494 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.5 hrs on record Posted: 28 Aug 8:56pm This game has two different endings. 1. Finding the Center of the Galaxy 2. The Refund ending Spoilers!! The Refund Ending is the better option 10/10 Best Periodic Table collecting simulator ever.
1,038 of 1,215 people (85%) found this review helpful 494 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.5 hrs on record Posted: 28 Aug 8:56pm This game has two different endings. 1. Finding the Center of the Galaxy 2. The Refund ending Spoilers!! The Refund Ending is the better option 10/10 Best Periodic Table collecting simulator ever.

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ending multiple endings no man's sky galaxy refund

Well, duh.

99 of 392 people (25%) found this review helpful 61 people found this review funny Not Recommended SCREEN CHEAT / ,A 0.0 hrs last two weeks/6.8 hrs on record Posted: 3 Sep, 20145:54am Updated: 3 Sep, 2014 2:35pm All anyone does in this game is Screencheat, I mean come on
99 of 392 people (25%) found this review helpful 61 people found this review funny Not Recommended SCREEN CHEAT / ,A 0.0 hrs last two weeks/6.8 hrs on record Posted: 3 Sep, 20145:54am Updated: 3 Sep, 2014 2:35pm All anyone does in this game is Screencheat, I mean come on

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I think that's not how review works

p4r 34 onied Tho found this review heiptut people found this review funny Not Recommended 1.3 hrs last two weeks /1.3 hrs on record Posted: 26 Aug 5:35am I am jealous that this is rated #1, so I am doing something about it. THE
p4r 34 onied Tho found this review heiptut people found this review funny Not Recommended 1.3 hrs last two weeks /1.3 hrs on record Posted: 26 Aug 5:35am I am jealous that this is rated #1, so I am doing something about it. THE

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the lab negative

One man's lie

1,119 of 1,261 people (89%) found this review helpful 527 people found this review funny Not Recommended 1.4 hrs last two weeks /1.7 hrs on record NO MAN'S SKY Posted: 22 Aug @ 8:50am Pros: - mr Sean Murray sold it well the hype train was cool Cons the actual game
1,119 of 1,261 people (89%) found this review helpful 527 people found this review funny Not Recommended 1.4 hrs last two weeks /1.7 hrs on record NO MAN'S SKY Posted: 22 Aug @ 8:50am Pros: - mr Sean Murray sold it well the hype train was cool Cons the actual game

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no man's sky refund hype train

"Place in the fridge for a while before serving."

ON LINE 168 of 200 people (84%) found this review helpful 269 people found this review funny Recommended 234.9 hrs last two weeks /1,310.5 hrs on record Posted: 18 Aug8:14am I think i'm starting to get it... 1,310.5 hrs on record
ON LINE 168 of 200 people (84%) found this review helpful 269 people found this review funny Recommended 234.9 hrs last two weeks /1,310.5 hrs on record Posted: 18 Aug8:14am I think i'm starting to get it... 1,310.5 hrs on record

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Spiritual successor was quite the same

1 of 20 people (5%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 107.8 hrs on record Posted: 19 Aug @ 4:19pm The prequel to no mans sky
1 of 20 people (5%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 107.8 hrs on record Posted: 19 Aug @ 4:19pm The prequel to no mans sky

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spore no man's sky sequel prequel

Its launch was poor.

1,217 of 1,884 people (65%) found this review helpful 1,501 people found this review funny Recommended 0.5 hrs last two weeks /0.5 hrs on record Posted: 12 Aug 8:51pm The refund button works well NO MAN'S SKY
1,217 of 1,884 people (65%) found this review helpful 1,501 people found this review funny Recommended 0.5 hrs last two weeks /0.5 hrs on record Posted: 12 Aug 8:51pm The refund button works well NO MAN'S SKY

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no man's sky refund

Old

130 of 156 people (83%) found this review helpful 134 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /18.0 hrs on record AXIOM VERGE Posted: 3 Jan 4:05am Tom Happ does what Nintendon't Was this review helpful?i Yes No CFunny
130 of 156 people (83%) found this review helpful 134 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /18.0 hrs on record AXIOM VERGE Posted: 3 Jan 4:05am Tom Happ does what Nintendon't Was this review helpful?i Yes No CFunny

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And it's bad?

96 of 114 people (84%) found this review helpful 74 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.2 hrs on record Posted: 15 Jun, 2015 7:11am INSASIB EARLY ACCESS REVIEW This is the Bad Rats Sequel that we all wanted Was this review helpful? Yes No e Funny
96 of 114 people (84%) found this review helpful 74 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.2 hrs on record Posted: 15 Jun, 2015 7:11am INSASIB EARLY ACCESS REVIEW This is the Bad Rats Sequel that we all wanted Was this review helpful? Yes No e Funny

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Review scores after some major fixes

4s RECENT Very Positive (38 reviews) OVERALL: Mixed (417 reviews)
4s RECENT Very Positive (38 reviews) OVERALL: Mixed (417 reviews)

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slain slain:back from hell

It just melds together

2 of 14 people (14%) found this review helpful 10 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.1 hrs on record Posted: 11 May 5:00pm This game is so hot that this platform would be called "Water" instead of "Steam" if it weren't for Meld. Was this review helpful?iYes No CFunny
2 of 14 people (14%) found this review helpful 10 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.1 hrs on record Posted: 11 May 5:00pm This game is so hot that this platform would be called "Water" instead of "Steam" if it weren't for Meld. Was this review helpful?iYes No CFunny

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meld

Putting fun is slaughter

111 of 129 people (86%)found this review helpful 72 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /6.5 hrs on record E Posted: 30 Jun@ 11:42am I used to think this game was just some edgelord , but now. You can mod it.. To play as wving Crash Bandicoot Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
111 of 129 people (86%)found this review helpful 72 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /6.5 hrs on record E Posted: 30 Jun@ 11:42am I used to think this game was just some edgelord , but now. You can mod it.. To play as wving Crash Bandicoot Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

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hatred edgy crash bandicoot

And spinning it.

1 person found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 1.6 hrs last two weeks /1.6 hrs on record TETRADECAGON PONG ON STEROIDS Posted: 21 Jul 9:37pm Updated: 21 Jul@ 9:41pm View Store Page Swallowing View Community Hub Was this review helpful? dr Yes No C Funny -Q, Find More Like This
1 person found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 1.6 hrs last two weeks /1.6 hrs on record TETRADECAGON PONG ON STEROIDS Posted: 21 Jul 9:37pm Updated: 21 Jul@ 9:41pm View Store Page Swallowing View Community Hub Was this review helpful? dr Yes No C Funny -Q, Find More Like This

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At Last. Outlast.

221 of 316 people (70%) found this review helpful 299 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /24.4 hrs on recond OUTLAST Posted: 19 Dec, 2014 @ 10:12am Finally found some creatures that are uglier than Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj VV as th is review helpful? Yes No CFunny
221 of 316 people (70%) found this review helpful 299 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /24.4 hrs on recond OUTLAST Posted: 19 Dec, 2014 @ 10:12am Finally found some creatures that are uglier than Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj VV as th is review helpful? Yes No CFunny

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This is not funny,

POLARITY 32 of 41 people (78%) found this review helpful Not Recommended 0.7 hrs last two weeks/0.7 hrs on record Posted: 17 Jul 5:43am Updated: 17 Jul 5:44am Sometimes, it isn't one big thing, but a lot of little things. In this case, that lot of little things make me feel like I'm playing a university student's final project for their game design class rather than a Real Game That You Pay Money For And Stuff Here are some examples, in no particular order: . There appear to be at most twelve to fifteen different textures for the entire game Many puzzle elements appear to be deliberately constructed to minimize the number and complexity of their textures. To the game's credit, what textures do exist are visually distinctive, rather than the twenty or thirty variations on "industrial, brown, and ugly" you will find in more than a few "modern" games. . The game's plot appears on a series of simple dialog boxes, and appears to have nothing whatsoever to do with the gameplay except insofar as it dictates the names of a few puzzle elements here and there . The game presents dual controller/keyboard+mouse prompts everywhere, except for a few places where it displays controller prompts only. It does not adjust the prompts based on the input method, nor is it capable of accepting keyboard+mouse input while in controller mode (or vice-versa). It does (apparently) try to guess the correct input mode, but I only know this because it guessed wrong The "data fragments" you are expected to collect are in many cases simply scattered about the level. Finding them is an easter-egg hunt, not a puzzle challenge as with (e.g.) the stars in the Talos Principle. This appears to largely stem from the baffling design choice to provide a fixed three fragments per (short) level rather than making them rare and irregular enough to be interesting . The cubes you can pick up do not respect the inertia of a moving platform. If you drop them onto a (horizontally) moving platform, the cubes will stay where they are and fal . The game has somewhat limited animation. Buttons do not depress when activated Objects are destroyed by instantly replacing them with untextured particle effects . The menus are mostly static and not very pretty. They do not take advantage of the high resolution of my monitor. This is not to say they are pixelated or otherwise mangled; they just aren't all that pleasant to look at The smoking gun, of course, is the "readme" on the game's main menu, which informs us that the game was made by a small group of people coding it "in their bedrooms," whatever that's supposed to mean. Ordinarily this would inspire lenience in me, especially since I paid a mere $1.50 for it. But the note then goes on to exhort the player to purchase the game if they enjoyed it, which suggests to me it was intended for a demo and (accidentally?) included in the final copy. Combine that with a complete lack of such a warning on the main store page and I'm just not inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt here Nevertheless, it is better than nothing. Buy it when it's 90% off
POLARITY 32 of 41 people (78%) found this review helpful Not Recommended 0.7 hrs last two weeks/0.7 hrs on record Posted: 17 Jul 5:43am Updated: 17 Jul 5:44am Sometimes, it isn't one big thing, but a lot of little things. In this case, that lot of little things make me feel like I'm playing a university student's final project for their game design class rather than a Real Game That You Pay Money For And Stuff Here are some examples, in no particular order: . There appear to be at most twelve to fifteen different textures for the entire game Many puzzle elements appear to be deliberately constructed to minimize the number and complexity of their textures. To the game's credit, what textures do exist are visually distinctive, rather than the twenty or thirty variations on "industrial, brown, and ugly" you will find in more than a few "modern" games. . The game's plot appears on a series of simple dialog boxes, and appears to have nothing whatsoever to do with the gameplay except insofar as it dictates the names of a few puzzle elements here and there . The game presents dual controller/keyboard+mouse prompts everywhere, except for a few places where it displays controller prompts only. It does not adjust the prompts based on the input method, nor is it capable of accepting keyboard+mouse input while in controller mode (or vice-versa). It does (apparently) try to guess the correct input mode, but I only know this because it guessed wrong The "data fragments" you are expected to collect are in many cases simply scattered about the level. Finding them is an easter-egg hunt, not a puzzle challenge as with (e.g.) the stars in the Talos Principle. This appears to largely stem from the baffling design choice to provide a fixed three fragments per (short) level rather than making them rare and irregular enough to be interesting . The cubes you can pick up do not respect the inertia of a moving platform. If you drop them onto a (horizontally) moving platform, the cubes will stay where they are and fal . The game has somewhat limited animation. Buttons do not depress when activated Objects are destroyed by instantly replacing them with untextured particle effects . The menus are mostly static and not very pretty. They do not take advantage of the high resolution of my monitor. This is not to say they are pixelated or otherwise mangled; they just aren't all that pleasant to look at The smoking gun, of course, is the "readme" on the game's main menu, which informs us that the game was made by a small group of people coding it "in their bedrooms," whatever that's supposed to mean. Ordinarily this would inspire lenience in me, especially since I paid a mere $1.50 for it. But the note then goes on to exhort the player to purchase the game if they enjoyed it, which suggests to me it was intended for a demo and (accidentally?) included in the final copy. Combine that with a complete lack of such a warning on the main store page and I'm just not inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt here Nevertheless, it is better than nothing. Buy it when it's 90% off

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polarity

At least there's that

102 of 134 people (76%) found this review helpful 103 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 11.4 hrs on record DEVIL DAGGERS NOW AVAILABLE ON MAC Posted: 25 Feb @ 5:59am i havent spoke to my wife in days, but at least i'm in the top 1700 Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny
102 of 134 people (76%) found this review helpful 103 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 11.4 hrs on record DEVIL DAGGERS NOW AVAILABLE ON MAC Posted: 25 Feb @ 5:59am i havent spoke to my wife in days, but at least i'm in the top 1700 Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny

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devil daggers wife

This was a mistake

34 of 51 people (67%) found this review helpful 62 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 13.2 hrs on record DOWNWELL Posted: 21 Jan 6:40am i can't seem to find this "goat mom" character people are talking about
34 of 51 people (67%) found this review helpful 62 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 13.2 hrs on record DOWNWELL Posted: 21 Jan 6:40am i can't seem to find this "goat mom" character people are talking about

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Urod Durak

9,751 of 10,465 people (93%) found this review helpful 13,551 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 458.2 hrs on record Posted: 13 Feb, 2015 3:03pm CSAGO If i had a dollar for each time someone screamed at me in another language, i'd still have no money because i spent it on skins
9,751 of 10,465 people (93%) found this review helpful 13,551 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 458.2 hrs on record Posted: 13 Feb, 2015 3:03pm CSAGO If i had a dollar for each time someone screamed at me in another language, i'd still have no money because i spent it on skins

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Dark times indeed.

334 of 544 people (61%) found this review helpful 482 people found this review funny INSIDE Recommended 4.2 lins: ksih@xHNtbe f4.排11220蚓1ihCY2003 , Posted: 7 Jul@ 9:35pm An excellent depiction of what Britain will be like if/when Theresa May becomes Prime Minister
334 of 544 people (61%) found this review helpful 482 people found this review funny INSIDE Recommended 4.2 lins: ksih@xHNtbe f4.排11220蚓1ihCY2003 , Posted: 7 Jul@ 9:35pm An excellent depiction of what Britain will be like if/when Theresa May becomes Prime Minister

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Cave Story+

51 of 65 people (78%) found this review helpful 47 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /12.0 hrs on record Posted: Aug 31, 20146:55pm I thought I was gonna get a game where I shot at things in a cave. But now I've just stolen a robot's panties after having sex with a rabbit. Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny
51 of 65 people (78%) found this review helpful 47 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /12.0 hrs on record Posted: Aug 31, 20146:55pm I thought I was gonna get a game where I shot at things in a cave. But now I've just stolen a robot's panties after having sex with a rabbit. Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny

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