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Dark Souls of third-person combat games.

394 people found this review helpful 1,158 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /12.8 hrs on record Posted: 15 Apr, 20166:38am I was dying to play dark souls III... Now I am just dying!!! DARK SOULS Ⅲ
394 people found this review helpful 1,158 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /12.8 hrs on record Posted: 15 Apr, 20166:38am I was dying to play dark souls III... Now I am just dying!!! DARK SOULS Ⅲ

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Sometimes things like this happen

3 people found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 12.8 hrs last two weeks/12.8 hrs on record Posted: 8 Dec4:55am A robber appears and wants to rob you! Me: Don't hurry, 'takes out a deck of cards*, wanna play cards first? SHADOW HAND
3 people found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 12.8 hrs last two weeks/12.8 hrs on record Posted: 8 Dec4:55am A robber appears and wants to rob you! Me: Don't hurry, 'takes out a deck of cards*, wanna play cards first? SHADOW HAND

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We could say that the user was...Steamed

6 people found this review helpful 42 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.3 hrs on record Posted: 31 May@2:16pm Pretty good. Can't wait for them to add the Deathstar trench run. Odoomba 4 Jun 2:13pm This makes me far angrier than it should
6 people found this review helpful 42 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.3 hrs on record Posted: 31 May@2:16pm Pretty good. Can't wait for them to add the Deathstar trench run. Odoomba 4 Jun 2:13pm This makes me far angrier than it should

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Like in Euro Truck Simluator

544 people found this review helpful 1,005 people found this review funny Recommended TESSELLATED INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM A GAME BY ZACHTRONICS 0.0 hrs last two weeks/36.7 hrs on record Posted: 8 Aug, 2015 1:12pm When you've spent the entire day programming, this is the perfect game to kick back and relax with some more programming.
544 people found this review helpful 1,005 people found this review funny Recommended TESSELLATED INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM A GAME BY ZACHTRONICS 0.0 hrs last two weeks/36.7 hrs on record Posted: 8 Aug, 2015 1:12pm When you've spent the entire day programming, this is the perfect game to kick back and relax with some more programming.

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One of the most impactful games of 2014 in more than one way.

336 people found this review helpful 296 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.1 hrs on record Posted: 13 Aug, 2014 @2:00pm This game sucks, you can't even jump, oh wait, i take that back. Depression Ques t so an interactive (non)fiction about living with depression
336 people found this review helpful 296 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.1 hrs on record Posted: 13 Aug, 2014 @2:00pm This game sucks, you can't even jump, oh wait, i take that back. Depression Ques t so an interactive (non)fiction about living with depression

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The granddaddy of 2016 puzzle games

12 people found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /6.6 hrs on record Posted: 25 Jun11:52pm Updated: 25 Jun11:53pm I don't need sex because Stephen's Sausage Roll f_ucks me everyday Stephen's Sausage Roll
12 people found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /6.6 hrs on record Posted: 25 Jun11:52pm Updated: 25 Jun11:53pm I don't need sex because Stephen's Sausage Roll f_ucks me everyday Stephen's Sausage Roll

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Doesn't get any more Touhou than this

80 of 92 people (87%) found this review helpful 120 people found this review funny Recommended 1.4 hrs last two weeks /1.4 hrs on record Posted: 17 Nov@ 5:02pm it's like the Touhou of bullet hell shooters! 禾 Hid tl n ason
80 of 92 people (87%) found this review helpful 120 people found this review funny Recommended 1.4 hrs last two weeks /1.4 hrs on record Posted: 17 Nov@ 5:02pm it's like the Touhou of bullet hell shooters! 禾 Hid tl n ason

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Touhou review

29 of 51 people (57%) found this review helpful 86 people found this review funny 禾 Hid Four Recommended 0.5 hrs last two weeks/ 0.5 hrs on record 方 章 aso Posted: 17 Nov 4:17pm Updated: 17 Nov4:19pm Truly this game is the dark souls of Undertale and i must say even in easy difficulty this game poses a challenge to a hardcore gamer such as myself Following undertales catchy music and unique shoot em up gameplay and even imitating its "unique" artstyle The all female cast is a plus but more diversity would be appreciated as there is only one playable african american character who happens to also be considered the weakest which i feel appalled Overall it is nice to see more japanese developers follow in the footsteps of western developers of developing indie games and i hope to see more from this studios @/10 Was this review helpful? ·Yes No CFunny
29 of 51 people (57%) found this review helpful 86 people found this review funny 禾 Hid Four Recommended 0.5 hrs last two weeks/ 0.5 hrs on record 方 章 aso Posted: 17 Nov 4:17pm Updated: 17 Nov4:19pm Truly this game is the dark souls of Undertale and i must say even in easy difficulty this game poses a challenge to a hardcore gamer such as myself Following undertales catchy music and unique shoot em up gameplay and even imitating its "unique" artstyle The all female cast is a plus but more diversity would be appreciated as there is only one playable african american character who happens to also be considered the weakest which i feel appalled Overall it is nice to see more japanese developers follow in the footsteps of western developers of developing indie games and i hope to see more from this studios @/10 Was this review helpful? ·Yes No CFunny

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Winbub

12 of 22 people (55%) found this review helpful 17 people found this review funny Recommended 0.7 hrs last two weeks /0.7 hrs on record Posted: 31 Oct@ 8:01pm You know a game is good when Windows Firewall urges you not to play it. Was this review helpful? ·Yes ,,No C) Funny
12 of 22 people (55%) found this review helpful 17 people found this review funny Recommended 0.7 hrs last two weeks /0.7 hrs on record Posted: 31 Oct@ 8:01pm You know a game is good when Windows Firewall urges you not to play it. Was this review helpful? ·Yes ,,No C) Funny

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Why

14 of 15 people (93%) found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.4 hrs on record Posted: 22 Jun 6:41am very well optimized, cute game, gets 60 fps on my gameing rig and has a great story Was this review helpful? "Yes No CFunny CKemono Friends PhojnA
14 of 15 people (93%) found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.4 hrs on record Posted: 22 Jun 6:41am very well optimized, cute game, gets 60 fps on my gameing rig and has a great story Was this review helpful? "Yes No CFunny CKemono Friends PhojnA

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Octodad

815 of 993 people (82%) found this review helpful 899 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.6 hrs on record Posted: 3 Nov, 2014@ 8:25pm dad? The dude doesn't even look interesting. They should replace him with an octopus. OCTODAD DADLIESTCATC H
815 of 993 people (82%) found this review helpful 899 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.6 hrs on record Posted: 3 Nov, 2014@ 8:25pm dad? The dude doesn't even look interesting. They should replace him with an octopus. OCTODAD DADLIESTCATC H

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Hate to...DRAW...attention to this.

76 of 86 people (88%) found this review helpful 64 people found this review funny Recommended 12.4 hrs last two weeks / 18.8 hrs on record Posted: 14 Oct@9:17pm ravioli ravioli you shadman 乃、
76 of 86 people (88%) found this review helpful 64 people found this review funny Recommended 12.4 hrs last two weeks / 18.8 hrs on record Posted: 14 Oct@9:17pm ravioli ravioli you shadman 乃、

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Finally, Playerunknown'sbattlegrounds is useful

5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 0.7 hrs last two weeks /0.7 hrs on record Posted: 12 Oct10:05am Updated: 12 0ct10:09am Sold two PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS Survivor Crate to purchase this oppai harem game. First time i feel so proud of PUBG being useful. 10/10 will do it again to buy more games from sakuragame to (3)
5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 0.7 hrs last two weeks /0.7 hrs on record Posted: 12 Oct10:05am Updated: 12 0ct10:09am Sold two PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS Survivor Crate to purchase this oppai harem game. First time i feel so proud of PUBG being useful. 10/10 will do it again to buy more games from sakuragame to (3)

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Thief

20 of 31 people (65%) found this review helpful 51 people found this review funny Recommended 1.8 hrs last two weeks /14.2 hrs on record THEMETALAGE Posted: 15 May 12:05am Updated: 15 May 12:12am 0/10 worst stealth game ever How am I supposed to be a sneaky assassin if I can't even use my hand to shoot tornados at guards? And how in the world am I supposed to get anywhere when there's no teleport button to zip me past enemies? The map design is equally terrible because it has multiple arching interconnected paths, like a real building.... And I can't find anything! There's not even a marker on the minimap that tells me where the secret area is!I can't find any ammunition for my gun, or even the level up screen that let's me put the gun into my loadout Don't even get me started on the automatic explosive crossbow ammo, I was halfway through the opening level, and I hadn't so much as seen a grenade, much less a grenade duct taped to a crossbow bolt! The devs clearly dont understand what a stealth game is! Idiots! Idiots, all of them! Hell, at this point I wouldn't be supprised if they forgot the instant kill deaths from above attack, or the magic binoculars that mark enemies on your minimap, or the drone that flies around and does absolutely nothing useful. With such a lackluster feature set as this, I bet they even forgot to give the character magic xray vision powers or a slow motion bullettime ability during shootouts This game is an abomination on the stealth genre and it has no place standing next to great stealth masterpieces like Assassin's Creed 2, Dishonored 2, Far Cry 3, and Call of Duty 4! -0.0000/10 Was this review helpful? 흙 Yes No Funny
20 of 31 people (65%) found this review helpful 51 people found this review funny Recommended 1.8 hrs last two weeks /14.2 hrs on record THEMETALAGE Posted: 15 May 12:05am Updated: 15 May 12:12am 0/10 worst stealth game ever How am I supposed to be a sneaky assassin if I can't even use my hand to shoot tornados at guards? And how in the world am I supposed to get anywhere when there's no teleport button to zip me past enemies? The map design is equally terrible because it has multiple arching interconnected paths, like a real building.... And I can't find anything! There's not even a marker on the minimap that tells me where the secret area is!I can't find any ammunition for my gun, or even the level up screen that let's me put the gun into my loadout Don't even get me started on the automatic explosive crossbow ammo, I was halfway through the opening level, and I hadn't so much as seen a grenade, much less a grenade duct taped to a crossbow bolt! The devs clearly dont understand what a stealth game is! Idiots! Idiots, all of them! Hell, at this point I wouldn't be supprised if they forgot the instant kill deaths from above attack, or the magic binoculars that mark enemies on your minimap, or the drone that flies around and does absolutely nothing useful. With such a lackluster feature set as this, I bet they even forgot to give the character magic xray vision powers or a slow motion bullettime ability during shootouts This game is an abomination on the stealth genre and it has no place standing next to great stealth masterpieces like Assassin's Creed 2, Dishonored 2, Far Cry 3, and Call of Duty 4! -0.0000/10 Was this review helpful? 흙 Yes No Funny

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Žurnalism

21 of 34 people (62%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks/0.1 hrs on record Posted: 29 Sep4:40pm I passed the tutorial, can I be a video game journalist now? Was this review helpful?Yes No Funny UPHEAD DONT DEALWITH THE DEVIL No, because you passed the tutorial.
21 of 34 people (62%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks/0.1 hrs on record Posted: 29 Sep4:40pm I passed the tutorial, can I be a video game journalist now? Was this review helpful?Yes No Funny UPHEAD DONT DEALWITH THE DEVIL No, because you passed the tutorial.

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Paymium

220 of 253 people (87%) found this review helpful 269 people found this review funny Not Recommended 66.2 hrs last two weeks / 66.2 hrs on record Posted: 17 Sep 8:48pm I had to pay 2k VC to post a review of this game.
220 of 253 people (87%) found this review helpful 269 people found this review funny Not Recommended 66.2 hrs last two weeks / 66.2 hrs on record Posted: 17 Sep 8:48pm I had to pay 2k VC to post a review of this game.

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