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This game is its first three letters.

2,583 of 2,945 people (88%) found this review helpful 1,163 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/59.9 hrs on record Posted: 20 Nov, 2014 8:00am I'll give you a rev iew when it's out of early access. ASSASSINS 1', 'UNITY CREED
2,583 of 2,945 people (88%) found this review helpful 1,163 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/59.9 hrs on record Posted: 20 Nov, 2014 8:00am I'll give you a rev iew when it's out of early access. ASSASSINS 1', 'UNITY CREED

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Hard to tell which is which, based on the amount of content.

94 of 101 people (93%) found this review helpful 17f, Ix:etplt: ícallwi tlis re.en:窯侕1.liff THE O WITCHER WILbI HUNT Recommended BLOOD WINE E 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.0 hrs on record Posted: 20 Jun@ 9:29pm The DLC "The Witcher 3" is good but I prefer the base game "Blood and Wine" for sure. Wait...
94 of 101 people (93%) found this review helpful 17f, Ix:etplt: ícallwi tlis re.en:窯侕1.liff THE O WITCHER WILbI HUNT Recommended BLOOD WINE E 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.0 hrs on record Posted: 20 Jun@ 9:29pm The DLC "The Witcher 3" is good but I prefer the base game "Blood and Wine" for sure. Wait...

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Dishonorable FPS. Pun intended.

Not Recommended 2.4 hrs on record POSTED: 14 NOVEMBER I tried to assassinate someone but the only thing that was murdered was my framerate. Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny DISHONORED2 review he Not Recommended 9.0 hrs on record POSTED: 13 NOVEMBER The VOID engine voids my PC Was this review helpful? YesNo Funny review helpful 10 2 Not Recommended 1.8 hrs on record POSTED: 12 NOVEMBER Dishonored 1:"shall we gather for whiskey and cigars?" Dishonored 2: "shall we gather for poor FPS and horrid mouse
Not Recommended 2.4 hrs on record POSTED: 14 NOVEMBER I tried to assassinate someone but the only thing that was murdered was my framerate. Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny DISHONORED2 review he Not Recommended 9.0 hrs on record POSTED: 13 NOVEMBER The VOID engine voids my PC Was this review helpful? YesNo Funny review helpful 10 2 Not Recommended 1.8 hrs on record POSTED: 12 NOVEMBER Dishonored 1:"shall we gather for whiskey and cigars?" Dishonored 2: "shall we gather for poor FPS and horrid mouse

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Unreal

Recommended 4.6 hrs on record POSTED: 23 FEBRUARY, 2015 Epic's best single player game. Criminally underrated Criminally so. The use of music; large expansive levels, colors and sparse narrative give the game a meditative flavor; which is ironic considering how they went on to make gears of war.
Recommended 4.6 hrs on record POSTED: 23 FEBRUARY, 2015 Epic's best single player game. Criminally underrated Criminally so. The use of music; large expansive levels, colors and sparse narrative give the game a meditative flavor; which is ironic considering how they went on to make gears of war.

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Layers

64 of 133 people (48%) found this review helpful 154 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.6 hrs on recoro Posted: 15 Oct, 2014 11:02pm Truly, an incredible game. I bought into the Founder's Club during Early Access and found myself immediately blown away by Starforge's silky smooth 20 FPS. I was especially amazed to find that enemies would actively hunt me down when my only means of defense in that build, the Drill, ensured that all fights would be lethal for me. The Survival Horror aspect of the game is truly well delivered Shortly after this, the game was found to be so flawless that CodeHatch had simply disappeared without a trace for three months. We recieved update after update, improving what was already a flawless game exponentially. These updates included restoring Early Alpha mechanics and the implementation of a slower digging tool so you could enjoy gathering materials longer With the announcement of Version 1.0, I am pleased to announce that the game has made even on many of it's promises, such as being a sandbox, or possibly being Sci-Fi themed Would I recommend this game? Absolutely. It may be due to my buyer's remorse and my desire to share the joys of a burning money simulator with my fellow consumers, but don't let that stop you, diligent Steam Review reader! Gameplay: 10/10 Music: 10/10 Story: 10/10 Design: 10/10 Final Score: 50/10 STARFORGE Was this review helpful? Yes No :D Funny
64 of 133 people (48%) found this review helpful 154 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.6 hrs on recoro Posted: 15 Oct, 2014 11:02pm Truly, an incredible game. I bought into the Founder's Club during Early Access and found myself immediately blown away by Starforge's silky smooth 20 FPS. I was especially amazed to find that enemies would actively hunt me down when my only means of defense in that build, the Drill, ensured that all fights would be lethal for me. The Survival Horror aspect of the game is truly well delivered Shortly after this, the game was found to be so flawless that CodeHatch had simply disappeared without a trace for three months. We recieved update after update, improving what was already a flawless game exponentially. These updates included restoring Early Alpha mechanics and the implementation of a slower digging tool so you could enjoy gathering materials longer With the announcement of Version 1.0, I am pleased to announce that the game has made even on many of it's promises, such as being a sandbox, or possibly being Sci-Fi themed Would I recommend this game? Absolutely. It may be due to my buyer's remorse and my desire to share the joys of a burning money simulator with my fellow consumers, but don't let that stop you, diligent Steam Review reader! Gameplay: 10/10 Music: 10/10 Story: 10/10 Design: 10/10 Final Score: 50/10 STARFORGE Was this review helpful? Yes No :D Funny

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One of those days

3 of 9 people (33%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks / 281 hrs on record Posted: 21 Oct @ 10:29pm Today is opposite day! NO MAN'S SKY
3 of 9 people (33%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks / 281 hrs on record Posted: 21 Oct @ 10:29pm Today is opposite day! NO MAN'S SKY

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Why does this game exist?

24 of 41 people (59%) found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record Posted: 15 Oct 1:03am f you pay a game caldemojio it probably aigrset Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny No Funny
24 of 41 people (59%) found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record Posted: 15 Oct 1:03am f you pay a game caldemojio it probably aigrset Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny No Funny

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Like Mario Paint's composer

2013 people (67%) found this review helpful 7 people found this review funny aul 4 top acc x2 Recommended 5.4 hrs last two weeks/5.4 hrs on record sub 1 SHENZHEN/D Posted: 10 Oct @ 2:28am mov pe sov xl dat EARLY ACCESS REVIEW An extremely addicting twist on Solitaire that is bundled with some minigame about building electronic devices or something.
2013 people (67%) found this review helpful 7 people found this review funny aul 4 top acc x2 Recommended 5.4 hrs last two weeks/5.4 hrs on record sub 1 SHENZHEN/D Posted: 10 Oct @ 2:28am mov pe sov xl dat EARLY ACCESS REVIEW An extremely addicting twist on Solitaire that is bundled with some minigame about building electronic devices or something.

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True that

55 of 108 people (51%) found this review helpful 129 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/9.0 hrs on record Posted: 15 Jun @ 4:07pm too unrealistic, sakura wasn't completely useless NARUTO
55 of 108 people (51%) found this review helpful 129 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/9.0 hrs on record Posted: 15 Jun @ 4:07pm too unrealistic, sakura wasn't completely useless NARUTO

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The burn.

5 of 7 people (71%) found this review helpful Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /53.2 hrs on record Posted: 24 Sep 7:47pm I wish this had the no man's sky refund mechanic
5 of 7 people (71%) found this review helpful Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /53.2 hrs on record Posted: 24 Sep 7:47pm I wish this had the no man's sky refund mechanic

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What a review!

57 of 65 people (88%) found this review helpful 5 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /8.6 hrs on record Posted: 31 Dec, 2014 9:02am The Room: The Movie: The Game is an excellent piece of interactive fiction brought to us by writer, director, producer and star of the Room: The Movie Tommy Wiseau. Renowned for his tenuos grasp of things like the english language, directing, producing, writing and acting. into this is a painstaking look at the nature of puzzles and how they effect us in life. After being betrayed and torn apart by his girlfriend Lisa, and discovering he is the fool, Tommy constructs an elaborate puzzle box to house his will and testement that names Denny, his working in at the Bank before commiting suicide. You play as Johnnies lawyer, charged with unlocking the box before Lisa and her evil cohorts can kill Denny. Their plan is to assassinate him while he's playing football in a tuxedo, something he does every day, so the time table is very tight on this thriller. Unlock box after box and throw spoons at the screen as puzzles refuse to relent. With exciting physics, massive interactability and a story that will have you saying. "What a story Mark" The Room: The Movie: The Game is a must own. Was this review helpful? d, Yes No Funny
57 of 65 people (88%) found this review helpful 5 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /8.6 hrs on record Posted: 31 Dec, 2014 9:02am The Room: The Movie: The Game is an excellent piece of interactive fiction brought to us by writer, director, producer and star of the Room: The Movie Tommy Wiseau. Renowned for his tenuos grasp of things like the english language, directing, producing, writing and acting. into this is a painstaking look at the nature of puzzles and how they effect us in life. After being betrayed and torn apart by his girlfriend Lisa, and discovering he is the fool, Tommy constructs an elaborate puzzle box to house his will and testement that names Denny, his working in at the Bank before commiting suicide. You play as Johnnies lawyer, charged with unlocking the box before Lisa and her evil cohorts can kill Denny. Their plan is to assassinate him while he's playing football in a tuxedo, something he does every day, so the time table is very tight on this thriller. Unlock box after box and throw spoons at the screen as puzzles refuse to relent. With exciting physics, massive interactability and a story that will have you saying. "What a story Mark" The Room: The Movie: The Game is a must own. Was this review helpful? d, Yes No Funny

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MEtal

3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.9 hrs on record Posted: 16 Aug 8:17pm This game is more metal than the left side of the periodic table was this review helpful? . Yes No Funny
3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.9 hrs on record Posted: 16 Aug 8:17pm This game is more metal than the left side of the periodic table was this review helpful? . Yes No Funny

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Too Many Whites

@HarmfulOpinions > Reviews > Revolution 60 Reviews » Revolution 60 382 of 536 people(71%) found this review helpful 386 people found this review funny Recommended 1.9 hrs last two weeks/1.9 hrs on record REVOLUTION 60 Posted: Sep 6@ 2:09pm This is a good way to demonstrate mechanical keyboards. It's like typing of the dead but you have to put that ww. on lockdown Too many whites. My wife's son Jamal was uncomfortable watching me play it. P.S. Press tab and then type god' for god mode. Also, you can skip to the ending like that. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
@HarmfulOpinions > Reviews > Revolution 60 Reviews » Revolution 60 382 of 536 people(71%) found this review helpful 386 people found this review funny Recommended 1.9 hrs last two weeks/1.9 hrs on record REVOLUTION 60 Posted: Sep 6@ 2:09pm This is a good way to demonstrate mechanical keyboards. It's like typing of the dead but you have to put that ww. on lockdown Too many whites. My wife's son Jamal was uncomfortable watching me play it. P.S. Press tab and then type god' for god mode. Also, you can skip to the ending like that. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

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We Drove 2000 Miles For This?

Ebola Cereal > Reviews > Revolution 60 122 of 146 people (84%) found this review helpful 25 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.2 hrs last two weeks/ 0.2 hrs on record REVOLUTION GO Posted: Sep 6 7:01pm We drove 2,000 miles for this? View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny -
Ebola Cereal > Reviews > Revolution 60 122 of 146 people (84%) found this review helpful 25 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.2 hrs last two weeks/ 0.2 hrs on record REVOLUTION GO Posted: Sep 6 7:01pm We drove 2,000 miles for this? View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny -

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Pick your preferred one.

1,038 of 1,215 people (85%) found this review helpful 494 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.5 hrs on record Posted: 28 Aug 8:56pm This game has two different endings. 1. Finding the Center of the Galaxy 2. The Refund ending Spoilers!! The Refund Ending is the better option 10/10 Best Periodic Table collecting simulator ever.
1,038 of 1,215 people (85%) found this review helpful 494 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.5 hrs on record Posted: 28 Aug 8:56pm This game has two different endings. 1. Finding the Center of the Galaxy 2. The Refund ending Spoilers!! The Refund Ending is the better option 10/10 Best Periodic Table collecting simulator ever.

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