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In the "casual bird edgy" level.

Recommended 1.5 hrs on record Posted: 20 June, 2014 The Birds seem only moderately annoyed at most, but the game was still enjoyable ANGRY BIRps SPAKE
Recommended 1.5 hrs on record Posted: 20 June, 2014 The Birds seem only moderately annoyed at most, but the game was still enjoyable ANGRY BIRps SPAKE

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Rise of Nations logic

1,003 of 1,089 people (929%) found this review helpful 150 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/230.0 hrs on record Posted: 8 Nov, 2014 @ 7:23am Updated: 8 Nov, 20147:25am I've been playing Rise of Nations for about ten years, since I was little. Probably the best RTS I've ever played. General: > Citrus repairs nuclear-powered aircraft carriers. > Titanium intensifies the Russian Winter >Sheep make your civilization smarter >War Elephants instantly transform into tanks > Horses make tanks cheaper. > Papyrus makes it cheaper to invent electricity >Rafts with bonfires instantly transform into nuclear attack submarines. >Bears make it cheaper and easier to create the Department of Homeland Security and institute the draft. >The Aztecs can field tank divisions. >The Mongols support their horse archers with fighter jets. >American Hoplites and Cataphracts > You can bribe trebuchets to transform into howitzers. PISEOFNATIONS ENDED EDI Conquer the World Campaigns: Play as Alexander the Great; beat up Indians and steal their elephants. >Play as an European or Native American power; beat up Carribbean islanders and steal their rum >Play as Napoleon and stop Lewis & Clark's nefarious expedition. > Play as Mikhail Gorbachev, eliminate Jimmy Carter's NATO and steal Ronald Reagan's nukes >Help the Americans and Chinese fight the Mongols and Ottomans in World War I for control of Mongol-held Slberia
1,003 of 1,089 people (929%) found this review helpful 150 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/230.0 hrs on record Posted: 8 Nov, 2014 @ 7:23am Updated: 8 Nov, 20147:25am I've been playing Rise of Nations for about ten years, since I was little. Probably the best RTS I've ever played. General: > Citrus repairs nuclear-powered aircraft carriers. > Titanium intensifies the Russian Winter >Sheep make your civilization smarter >War Elephants instantly transform into tanks > Horses make tanks cheaper. > Papyrus makes it cheaper to invent electricity >Rafts with bonfires instantly transform into nuclear attack submarines. >Bears make it cheaper and easier to create the Department of Homeland Security and institute the draft. >The Aztecs can field tank divisions. >The Mongols support their horse archers with fighter jets. >American Hoplites and Cataphracts > You can bribe trebuchets to transform into howitzers. PISEOFNATIONS ENDED EDI Conquer the World Campaigns: Play as Alexander the Great; beat up Indians and steal their elephants. >Play as an European or Native American power; beat up Carribbean islanders and steal their rum >Play as Napoleon and stop Lewis & Clark's nefarious expedition. > Play as Mikhail Gorbachev, eliminate Jimmy Carter's NATO and steal Ronald Reagan's nukes >Help the Americans and Chinese fight the Mongols and Ottomans in World War I for control of Mongol-held Slberia

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Pretty ballsy statement but true.

3267 of 3,626 people (90%) found this review helpful 3,449 people found this review funny Recommended 0.3 hrs last two weeks/41.3 hrs on record ROCKET LEAGUE Posted: 18 Jul@6:07am Its like FIFA but instead of scandals it has fun Was this review helpful? Yes ヂNo Funny 40 Comments 1234 > 24 Dec 3:05pm Fifa 17! Now with all new prison mode! Can you help Sept escape from Prison? Escape the FBI in exciting chase sequences! All this and more, in next years edition of FIFA 17! 24 Dec 8:19am damn savage 4 Aug @5:39pm insert supa hot fire reaction video* 14 Aug @1:13pm omort he's referring to the actual FIFA company, the very definition of corruption 14 Aug @3:30am done im done
3267 of 3,626 people (90%) found this review helpful 3,449 people found this review funny Recommended 0.3 hrs last two weeks/41.3 hrs on record ROCKET LEAGUE Posted: 18 Jul@6:07am Its like FIFA but instead of scandals it has fun Was this review helpful? Yes ヂNo Funny 40 Comments 1234 > 24 Dec 3:05pm Fifa 17! Now with all new prison mode! Can you help Sept escape from Prison? Escape the FBI in exciting chase sequences! All this and more, in next years edition of FIFA 17! 24 Dec 8:19am damn savage 4 Aug @5:39pm insert supa hot fire reaction video* 14 Aug @1:13pm omort he's referring to the actual FIFA company, the very definition of corruption 14 Aug @3:30am done im done

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Featuring Rick the human!

2012 people (100%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.1 hrs on record 4 Posted: 28 Dec, 20153:48am OMG FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 5 TRAILER!!!I1!! THE REAL ONE FREE ROAM CONFIRMED!!!!! YouTube™ Video: Rick Astley-Never Gonna GN Views: 168,535,353 Music video by Rick Astley performing Never Gonna Give You Up. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 2,573,462 (C) 1987 PWL (also good game scoot.)
2012 people (100%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.1 hrs on record 4 Posted: 28 Dec, 20153:48am OMG FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 5 TRAILER!!!I1!! THE REAL ONE FREE ROAM CONFIRMED!!!!! YouTube™ Video: Rick Astley-Never Gonna GN Views: 168,535,353 Music video by Rick Astley performing Never Gonna Give You Up. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 2,573,462 (C) 1987 PWL (also good game scoot.)

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Sad

No ratings yet Recommended 25.0 hrs last two weeks/130.7 hrs on record Posted: 2 Jan @ 9:49pm >Playing Rocket League instense game 2-2 20 seconds left He yells "Get it in!" score, we win >Get ready for bed >Keep thinking about what he said Realised I'll only ever "get it in" playing Rocket League 10/10 will be single forever ROCKET LEAGUE
No ratings yet Recommended 25.0 hrs last two weeks/130.7 hrs on record Posted: 2 Jan @ 9:49pm >Playing Rocket League instense game 2-2 20 seconds left He yells "Get it in!" score, we win >Get ready for bed >Keep thinking about what he said Realised I'll only ever "get it in" playing Rocket League 10/10 will be single forever ROCKET LEAGUE

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Rebirth

222 of 254 people (87%) found this review helpful 311 people found this review funny SAAC Recommended 5.4 hrs last two weeks /1,159.1 hrs on record REBIRT Posted: 23 Nov@ 2:33pm The Most fun yu can legally have with a naked child Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny 1뾔 罥View Store Page ( View Community Hub - Find More Like This
222 of 254 people (87%) found this review helpful 311 people found this review funny SAAC Recommended 5.4 hrs last two weeks /1,159.1 hrs on record REBIRT Posted: 23 Nov@ 2:33pm The Most fun yu can legally have with a naked child Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny 1뾔 罥View Store Page ( View Community Hub - Find More Like This

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Five nights and another proof of cell mutation.

Five No ratings yet Nighits at Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.8 hrs on record Posted: 27 Dec@ 6:13arm My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was only 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Dont ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28 I have never touched a c--------. I must say I feel a slight sense of regret never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyway
Five No ratings yet Nighits at Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.8 hrs on record Posted: 27 Dec@ 6:13arm My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was only 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Dont ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28 I have never touched a c--------. I must say I feel a slight sense of regret never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyway

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Dark times in gaming.

2.568 of 2.900 people (89%) found this review helpful 2,966 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.5 hrs on record 、3DMARK The Gamer's Benchmark Posted: 25 Dec, 2014 7:19pm This game is the most pay-to-win game I have ever played. To have any hope of getting near the top of leaderboards you will have to spend at least 4-5k of your hard earned cash, and, to add to all of this, there is no gameplay to be found, just a series of cutscenes with no relevance to eachother at all. This is a grim sign of where the industry is headed.
2.568 of 2.900 people (89%) found this review helpful 2,966 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.5 hrs on record 、3DMARK The Gamer's Benchmark Posted: 25 Dec, 2014 7:19pm This game is the most pay-to-win game I have ever played. To have any hope of getting near the top of leaderboards you will have to spend at least 4-5k of your hard earned cash, and, to add to all of this, there is no gameplay to be found, just a series of cutscenes with no relevance to eachother at all. This is a grim sign of where the industry is headed.

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Games for days!

Recommended: 24 December 11 155 -15% 9996 8,49 Sakura Santa "In the middle of all this consumerism and stress, the Sakura Gang remembers the true meaning of Christmas: anime santa ass and big anime baps. God bless" Recommended: 16 December 14 255 d. -15% Hatoful Boyfriend: Holiday Star "I haven't seen this many cute chicks in one place since that time i accidentally read an Angry Birds ero-doujin. It's great! (The game. Matoful Boyfriend otdanolar not the doujin.)" 14 245 Recommended: 8 December 27,99 GUILTY GEAR Xrd -SIGN- While some people may suggest that you buy this for the polished gameplay, great music, or slick style, i disagree. Buy it to watch Rammy eat a burger." rd SIG N Recommended: 30 November 42, 489 -20% 49,996 39,996 JUST CAUS Just Cause™ 3 First released in Japan as DANGEROUS ONII-CHAN: Doki Doki Chaos, this game allows you to use grappling physics for procedurally generated pantyshots." 3
Recommended: 24 December 11 155 -15% 9996 8,49 Sakura Santa "In the middle of all this consumerism and stress, the Sakura Gang remembers the true meaning of Christmas: anime santa ass and big anime baps. God bless" Recommended: 16 December 14 255 d. -15% Hatoful Boyfriend: Holiday Star "I haven't seen this many cute chicks in one place since that time i accidentally read an Angry Birds ero-doujin. It's great! (The game. Matoful Boyfriend otdanolar not the doujin.)" 14 245 Recommended: 8 December 27,99 GUILTY GEAR Xrd -SIGN- While some people may suggest that you buy this for the polished gameplay, great music, or slick style, i disagree. Buy it to watch Rammy eat a burger." rd SIG N Recommended: 30 November 42, 489 -20% 49,996 39,996 JUST CAUS Just Cause™ 3 First released in Japan as DANGEROUS ONII-CHAN: Doki Doki Chaos, this game allows you to use grappling physics for procedurally generated pantyshots." 3

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Tabletop Simulator

9 230 of 262 people (88%) found this review helpful 225 people found this review funny Totally Harmless 347 products in account 25 reviews Recommended 8.8 hrs on record Posted: 22 March EARLY ACCESS REVIEW Spawned a tablet, used it to watch hentai while my friends were arguing over a game of pictionary This game is downright amazing. Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny
9 230 of 262 people (88%) found this review helpful 225 people found this review funny Totally Harmless 347 products in account 25 reviews Recommended 8.8 hrs on record Posted: 22 March EARLY ACCESS REVIEW Spawned a tablet, used it to watch hentai while my friends were arguing over a game of pictionary This game is downright amazing. Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny

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Implied

9 of 14 people (64%) found this review helpful 8 people found this review funny Sakura Recommended 3.3 hrs last two weeks /3.3 hrs on record Posted: 22 Dec @ 11:46am Santa comes once a year, but now with Sakura Santa you derinitely wont be You'll be jingling your bells all the way this christmas in the latest installment in the Sakura franshise christmas 10/10 would "Knead the gingerbread" again
9 of 14 people (64%) found this review helpful 8 people found this review funny Sakura Recommended 3.3 hrs last two weeks /3.3 hrs on record Posted: 22 Dec @ 11:46am Santa comes once a year, but now with Sakura Santa you derinitely wont be You'll be jingling your bells all the way this christmas in the latest installment in the Sakura franshise christmas 10/10 would "Knead the gingerbread" again

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Spiritual successor

No ratings yet 1 person found this review funny Recommended 9.1 hrs last two weeks/9.1 hrs on record Posted: 20 Dec@ 2:42pm the undertale sequel looks great UnderRail
No ratings yet 1 person found this review funny Recommended 9.1 hrs last two weeks/9.1 hrs on record Posted: 20 Dec@ 2:42pm the undertale sequel looks great UnderRail

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8chan's curation

14,99 FaceRig Thanks to the latest anime DLC you can finally be the little girl Autist approved. Read the full review ed: 12 322 Fingered Believe it or not, this game's name is NOT a sexual innuendo 1,99 FINGEREDD Recommended:9 December 16 40 59,99 Street Fighter V The girls in this game offend people so Capcom decided to censor the game Read the full review [nichegamer.com] Recommended:9 December 9,99 Major Remember the Ychan raids? Good times, but they're only a fleeting memory now. Read the full review (www.youtube.com Recommended: 7 December 1 19 10,99 Cosplay Maker Finally a game for those psychopaths over at /cgl/, 』 OSPLAY MAKER Recommended: 4 11 48 Sunset 19,99 SUNSET "It's your fault, the gamer, that this game wasn 't a success. You should have bought this game. This was a work of art. I hope all video games die."
14,99 FaceRig Thanks to the latest anime DLC you can finally be the little girl Autist approved. Read the full review ed: 12 322 Fingered Believe it or not, this game's name is NOT a sexual innuendo 1,99 FINGEREDD Recommended:9 December 16 40 59,99 Street Fighter V The girls in this game offend people so Capcom decided to censor the game Read the full review [nichegamer.com] Recommended:9 December 9,99 Major Remember the Ychan raids? Good times, but they're only a fleeting memory now. Read the full review (www.youtube.com Recommended: 7 December 1 19 10,99 Cosplay Maker Finally a game for those psychopaths over at /cgl/, 』 OSPLAY MAKER Recommended: 4 11 48 Sunset 19,99 SUNSET "It's your fault, the gamer, that this game wasn 't a success. You should have bought this game. This was a work of art. I hope all video games die."

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There are two types of people...

29 of 49 people (59%) found this review helpful 69 people found this review funny Recommended 2.2 hrs last two weeks /94.0 hrs on record Posted: 24 Apr8:33pm Amazing software for genitalia modeling O blender
29 of 49 people (59%) found this review helpful 69 people found this review funny Recommended 2.2 hrs last two weeks /94.0 hrs on record Posted: 24 Apr8:33pm Amazing software for genitalia modeling O blender

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Oi nyet!

2012 people (100%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.6 hrs last two weeks /0.6 hrs on record Posted: 15 Dec 5:04am Yur's revenge. Yuri Gagarin, Yurni. Yuri everywheret WRITTEN Wa :in the
2012 people (100%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.6 hrs last two weeks /0.6 hrs on record Posted: 15 Dec 5:04am Yur's revenge. Yuri Gagarin, Yurni. Yuri everywheret WRITTEN Wa :in the

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Steam Controller Review

I'm Not Alive 193 products in account 14 reviews Recommended Posted: 12 November Do you like controllers? Do you hate having to sacrafice bindings in order to get the most important ones to fit onto your gamepad? Do you wish the thumbstick wasn't so ham-fisted and inaccurate? Do vou like buttons? Like a hundred seperate programable buttons? Do you wish your 360 controller had a little more "umph"? Is black your favorite color? Do you have a computer? Do like like video games? Are you on steam? Are you looking through reviews cause you're not sure whether to buy it or not but you could be persuaded? Do you like things? Do you have a pulse? Do you exist? What happens after we die? Is this all that life is? Are we just waiting for the day our lives end? Is there a meaning to any of this?! I don't want to die I'm scared If you answered yes to any of these questions, this controller is for you A+ Most existential controller out there
I'm Not Alive 193 products in account 14 reviews Recommended Posted: 12 November Do you like controllers? Do you hate having to sacrafice bindings in order to get the most important ones to fit onto your gamepad? Do you wish the thumbstick wasn't so ham-fisted and inaccurate? Do vou like buttons? Like a hundred seperate programable buttons? Do you wish your 360 controller had a little more "umph"? Is black your favorite color? Do you have a computer? Do like like video games? Are you on steam? Are you looking through reviews cause you're not sure whether to buy it or not but you could be persuaded? Do you like things? Do you have a pulse? Do you exist? What happens after we die? Is this all that life is? Are we just waiting for the day our lives end? Is there a meaning to any of this?! I don't want to die I'm scared If you answered yes to any of these questions, this controller is for you A+ Most existential controller out there

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Talking about false advertising

8 of 20 people (40%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Not Recommended EnElish Country TunE 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.4 hrs on record Posted: 16 Mar, 2014@11:14pm This game has like one song and it's not even country nor is it a tune.
8 of 20 people (40%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Not Recommended EnElish Country TunE 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.4 hrs on record Posted: 16 Mar, 2014@11:14pm This game has like one song and it's not even country nor is it a tune.

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What a ripoff.

297 of 434 people (68%) found this review helpful 611 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /1.2 hrs on record Posted: 27 Mar @ 3:21pm they told me not to touch anything, so i didn't 0/10, extremely boring game PLEASE, DONT TOUCH ANVTHING
297 of 434 people (68%) found this review helpful 611 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /1.2 hrs on record Posted: 27 Mar @ 3:21pm they told me not to touch anything, so i didn't 0/10, extremely boring game PLEASE, DONT TOUCH ANVTHING

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toplel

ULLGIR ep 43 1,783 of 2,203 people (81%) found this review helpful 1385 people found this review funny wizard 196 products in account 2 reviews Recommended 4.9 hrs on record Posted: 9 December, 2014 anita called it sexist so I bought it Was this review helpful? Yes NoFunny
ULLGIR ep 43 1,783 of 2,203 people (81%) found this review helpful 1385 people found this review funny wizard 196 products in account 2 reviews Recommended 4.9 hrs on record Posted: 9 December, 2014 anita called it sexist so I bought it Was this review helpful? Yes NoFunny

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It's starting...

123 of 167 people (74%) found this review helpful 32 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.3 hrs last two weeks/0.3 hrs on record Posted: 10 Dec11:21am Best cringe compilation on the internet DEWDIEPIG Legend ot the Brofi st
123 of 167 people (74%) found this review helpful 32 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.3 hrs last two weeks/0.3 hrs on record Posted: 10 Dec11:21am Best cringe compilation on the internet DEWDIEPIG Legend ot the Brofi st

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