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10/10 Recommended by ISIS

29 of 43 people (67%) found this review helpful 57 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.2 hrs on record PR E CISI ON X 16 T Posted: Aug 15, 2015 4:40pm 10/10 Hand down. I am a member of I.s.l.S. and this utility lets you make a bomb from any laptop on the go. Simply slide all of the sliders to the right and instant bomb. View Store Page
29 of 43 people (67%) found this review helpful 57 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.2 hrs on record PR E CISI ON X 16 T Posted: Aug 15, 2015 4:40pm 10/10 Hand down. I am a member of I.s.l.S. and this utility lets you make a bomb from any laptop on the go. Simply slide all of the sliders to the right and instant bomb. View Store Page

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Very realistic simulation.

2,011 of 2,291 people (88%) found this review helpful 2,415 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /1,157.7 hrs on record Posted: 5 May, 20158:23pm Updated: 6 Oct, 2015 10:41am DOTA 2 This game is really great. Bots perform extremely realistic, almost eliminating the point in playing vs real humans Bots will ignore you when you ping a hero. Just like humans Bots will steal your farm. Just like humans Bots will 1v5 the enemy. Just like humans Bots will ignore enemies taking Roshan. Just like humans. Bots will not ward. Just like humans. (supposedly this has been "fixed") others: Depy the Pie-Ro - Bots will ignore when you get ganked, just like humans Enlightened one Bots will also go into rosh alone and sit there until they die not even hitting him (just like humans) DrewTylerJ - Bots will miss skillshots. Just like humans MasterJonah - Bots will forget that runes exist. Just like humans. Top Hat - Bots will always pick the same heroes. Just like human:s i2hmi - Bots will always troll. Just like humans. Stinkyboy - Bots will buy divine and throw game. Just like humans Kotaro Minami - Bots only pick carries. Just like humans Dingbat Bots use healing items on themselves when you're nearby at 5 health. Just like humans. SYN Chaotic - Bots will never say anything helpful. Just like humans NoHopeHere... - Bots run away during teamfights. Just like humans Pizza sensei - Bots are jerks, just like humans. # P u r p l e G u y-Bots go rambo in a team fight. Just like humans ~M5. Músicah~-Bots waste their ults before the clash. Just like humans Boi slenddeir bots will always camp. just like humans. Compass- Bots don't know how to play as a team. Just like humans AmarakTM - Bots will always instapick without even asking what other will pick, just like humans Xexiter -Bots will play the hero wrong. Just like humans Sir Voltage - Bots will ignore you. Just like humans Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny
2,011 of 2,291 people (88%) found this review helpful 2,415 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /1,157.7 hrs on record Posted: 5 May, 20158:23pm Updated: 6 Oct, 2015 10:41am DOTA 2 This game is really great. Bots perform extremely realistic, almost eliminating the point in playing vs real humans Bots will ignore you when you ping a hero. Just like humans Bots will steal your farm. Just like humans Bots will 1v5 the enemy. Just like humans Bots will ignore enemies taking Roshan. Just like humans. Bots will not ward. Just like humans. (supposedly this has been "fixed") others: Depy the Pie-Ro - Bots will ignore when you get ganked, just like humans Enlightened one Bots will also go into rosh alone and sit there until they die not even hitting him (just like humans) DrewTylerJ - Bots will miss skillshots. Just like humans MasterJonah - Bots will forget that runes exist. Just like humans. Top Hat - Bots will always pick the same heroes. Just like human:s i2hmi - Bots will always troll. Just like humans. Stinkyboy - Bots will buy divine and throw game. Just like humans Kotaro Minami - Bots only pick carries. Just like humans Dingbat Bots use healing items on themselves when you're nearby at 5 health. Just like humans. SYN Chaotic - Bots will never say anything helpful. Just like humans NoHopeHere... - Bots run away during teamfights. Just like humans Pizza sensei - Bots are jerks, just like humans. # P u r p l e G u y-Bots go rambo in a team fight. Just like humans ~M5. Músicah~-Bots waste their ults before the clash. Just like humans Boi slenddeir bots will always camp. just like humans. Compass- Bots don't know how to play as a team. Just like humans AmarakTM - Bots will always instapick without even asking what other will pick, just like humans Xexiter -Bots will play the hero wrong. Just like humans Sir Voltage - Bots will ignore you. Just like humans Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny

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Burn!

54 of 67 people (81%) found this review helpful 74 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /3.6 hrs on record CRPE DIEM Posted: 4 Dec, 2015 8:56am The developer of Ai knows how to fix crash better than the developers of Batman: Arkham Knight
54 of 67 people (81%) found this review helpful 74 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /3.6 hrs on record CRPE DIEM Posted: 4 Dec, 2015 8:56am The developer of Ai knows how to fix crash better than the developers of Batman: Arkham Knight

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FNaFWorld

2.501 of 3312 people (76%) found this review helpful 1,3 75 people found this review funny Not Recommended 18.6 hrs last two weeks /18.6 hrs on record WORLD Posted: 22 Jan @ 5:16am Pros. -Escape Key closes the game immediately, no questions asked -Now that it is in my Steam Library, no one else can ever gift me it again View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Cons: The Game
2.501 of 3312 people (76%) found this review helpful 1,3 75 people found this review funny Not Recommended 18.6 hrs last two weeks /18.6 hrs on record WORLD Posted: 22 Jan @ 5:16am Pros. -Escape Key closes the game immediately, no questions asked -Now that it is in my Steam Library, no one else can ever gift me it again View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Cons: The Game

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Sometimes shortest answers mean the most.

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Move, die and lose friends.

10 of 14 people (71%) found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny Recommended 14.9 hrs last two weeks /14.9 hrs on record Posted: 11 Jan 12:38am EARLY ACCESS REVIEW Got friends? Now you dont. OR
10 of 14 people (71%) found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny Recommended 14.9 hrs last two weeks /14.9 hrs on record Posted: 11 Jan 12:38am EARLY ACCESS REVIEW Got friends? Now you dont. OR

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Plinkett

1 person found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.2 hrs last two weeks /4.1 hrs on record Posted: 13 Jan@ 9:48pm My grandpa owned a couple cats. One day he decided to f"k em too. Only difference is the cats in this VN are still alive. NEKOPARA
1 person found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.2 hrs last two weeks /4.1 hrs on record Posted: 13 Jan@ 9:48pm My grandpa owned a couple cats. One day he decided to f"k em too. Only difference is the cats in this VN are still alive. NEKOPARA

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Learning from a master.

DRAGONBALL Recommended 7.5 hrs on record XENOVER Became Krillin's apprentice Got utterly destroyed by Frieza I learnt from the best Posted August 1, 2015 Was this review helpful? . Yes No Funny
DRAGONBALL Recommended 7.5 hrs on record XENOVER Became Krillin's apprentice Got utterly destroyed by Frieza I learnt from the best Posted August 1, 2015 Was this review helpful? . Yes No Funny

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Well, -kige suffix means "bring a bunch of tissues".

6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Recommended 1.4 hrs last two weeks /1.4 hrs on record The Sad Story of Emmeline Burn Posted: 13 Jan 10:29am The most unexpected use of tissue paper in my entire liTe.
6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Recommended 1.4 hrs last two weeks /1.4 hrs on record The Sad Story of Emmeline Burn Posted: 13 Jan 10:29am The most unexpected use of tissue paper in my entire liTe.

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<><><> BANG

1 of 12 people (8%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Not Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks /0.4 hrs on record Posted: 3 Jan @ 2:53am Match 3 game for kids that think they're too cool for Candy Crush. nny 斑 鳩 IKARUGA
1 of 12 people (8%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Not Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks /0.4 hrs on record Posted: 3 Jan @ 2:53am Match 3 game for kids that think they're too cool for Candy Crush. nny 斑 鳩 IKARUGA

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Here we are again.

41 of 46 people (89%) found this review helpful 40 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.3 hrs on record Posted: 1 Oct, 2015 1:18am The only good thing from this game is the eviews NS
41 of 46 people (89%) found this review helpful 40 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.3 hrs on record Posted: 1 Oct, 2015 1:18am The only good thing from this game is the eviews NS

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In the "casual bird edgy" level.

Recommended 1.5 hrs on record Posted: 20 June, 2014 The Birds seem only moderately annoyed at most, but the game was still enjoyable ANGRY BIRps SPAKE
Recommended 1.5 hrs on record Posted: 20 June, 2014 The Birds seem only moderately annoyed at most, but the game was still enjoyable ANGRY BIRps SPAKE

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Rise of Nations logic

1,003 of 1,089 people (929%) found this review helpful 150 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/230.0 hrs on record Posted: 8 Nov, 2014 @ 7:23am Updated: 8 Nov, 20147:25am I've been playing Rise of Nations for about ten years, since I was little. Probably the best RTS I've ever played. General: > Citrus repairs nuclear-powered aircraft carriers. > Titanium intensifies the Russian Winter >Sheep make your civilization smarter >War Elephants instantly transform into tanks > Horses make tanks cheaper. > Papyrus makes it cheaper to invent electricity >Rafts with bonfires instantly transform into nuclear attack submarines. >Bears make it cheaper and easier to create the Department of Homeland Security and institute the draft. >The Aztecs can field tank divisions. >The Mongols support their horse archers with fighter jets. >American Hoplites and Cataphracts > You can bribe trebuchets to transform into howitzers. PISEOFNATIONS ENDED EDI Conquer the World Campaigns: Play as Alexander the Great; beat up Indians and steal their elephants. >Play as an European or Native American power; beat up Carribbean islanders and steal their rum >Play as Napoleon and stop Lewis & Clark's nefarious expedition. > Play as Mikhail Gorbachev, eliminate Jimmy Carter's NATO and steal Ronald Reagan's nukes >Help the Americans and Chinese fight the Mongols and Ottomans in World War I for control of Mongol-held Slberia
1,003 of 1,089 people (929%) found this review helpful 150 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/230.0 hrs on record Posted: 8 Nov, 2014 @ 7:23am Updated: 8 Nov, 20147:25am I've been playing Rise of Nations for about ten years, since I was little. Probably the best RTS I've ever played. General: > Citrus repairs nuclear-powered aircraft carriers. > Titanium intensifies the Russian Winter >Sheep make your civilization smarter >War Elephants instantly transform into tanks > Horses make tanks cheaper. > Papyrus makes it cheaper to invent electricity >Rafts with bonfires instantly transform into nuclear attack submarines. >Bears make it cheaper and easier to create the Department of Homeland Security and institute the draft. >The Aztecs can field tank divisions. >The Mongols support their horse archers with fighter jets. >American Hoplites and Cataphracts > You can bribe trebuchets to transform into howitzers. PISEOFNATIONS ENDED EDI Conquer the World Campaigns: Play as Alexander the Great; beat up Indians and steal their elephants. >Play as an European or Native American power; beat up Carribbean islanders and steal their rum >Play as Napoleon and stop Lewis & Clark's nefarious expedition. > Play as Mikhail Gorbachev, eliminate Jimmy Carter's NATO and steal Ronald Reagan's nukes >Help the Americans and Chinese fight the Mongols and Ottomans in World War I for control of Mongol-held Slberia

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Pretty ballsy statement but true.

3267 of 3,626 people (90%) found this review helpful 3,449 people found this review funny Recommended 0.3 hrs last two weeks/41.3 hrs on record ROCKET LEAGUE Posted: 18 Jul@6:07am Its like FIFA but instead of scandals it has fun Was this review helpful? Yes ヂNo Funny 40 Comments 1234 > 24 Dec 3:05pm Fifa 17! Now with all new prison mode! Can you help Sept escape from Prison? Escape the FBI in exciting chase sequences! All this and more, in next years edition of FIFA 17! 24 Dec 8:19am damn savage 4 Aug @5:39pm insert supa hot fire reaction video* 14 Aug @1:13pm omort he's referring to the actual FIFA company, the very definition of corruption 14 Aug @3:30am done im done
3267 of 3,626 people (90%) found this review helpful 3,449 people found this review funny Recommended 0.3 hrs last two weeks/41.3 hrs on record ROCKET LEAGUE Posted: 18 Jul@6:07am Its like FIFA but instead of scandals it has fun Was this review helpful? Yes ヂNo Funny 40 Comments 1234 > 24 Dec 3:05pm Fifa 17! Now with all new prison mode! Can you help Sept escape from Prison? Escape the FBI in exciting chase sequences! All this and more, in next years edition of FIFA 17! 24 Dec 8:19am damn savage 4 Aug @5:39pm insert supa hot fire reaction video* 14 Aug @1:13pm omort he's referring to the actual FIFA company, the very definition of corruption 14 Aug @3:30am done im done

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Featuring Rick the human!

2012 people (100%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.1 hrs on record 4 Posted: 28 Dec, 20153:48am OMG FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 5 TRAILER!!!I1!! THE REAL ONE FREE ROAM CONFIRMED!!!!! YouTube™ Video: Rick Astley-Never Gonna GN Views: 168,535,353 Music video by Rick Astley performing Never Gonna Give You Up. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 2,573,462 (C) 1987 PWL (also good game scoot.)
2012 people (100%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.1 hrs on record 4 Posted: 28 Dec, 20153:48am OMG FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 5 TRAILER!!!I1!! THE REAL ONE FREE ROAM CONFIRMED!!!!! YouTube™ Video: Rick Astley-Never Gonna GN Views: 168,535,353 Music video by Rick Astley performing Never Gonna Give You Up. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 2,573,462 (C) 1987 PWL (also good game scoot.)

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Sad

No ratings yet Recommended 25.0 hrs last two weeks/130.7 hrs on record Posted: 2 Jan @ 9:49pm >Playing Rocket League instense game 2-2 20 seconds left He yells "Get it in!" score, we win >Get ready for bed >Keep thinking about what he said Realised I'll only ever "get it in" playing Rocket League 10/10 will be single forever ROCKET LEAGUE
No ratings yet Recommended 25.0 hrs last two weeks/130.7 hrs on record Posted: 2 Jan @ 9:49pm >Playing Rocket League instense game 2-2 20 seconds left He yells "Get it in!" score, we win >Get ready for bed >Keep thinking about what he said Realised I'll only ever "get it in" playing Rocket League 10/10 will be single forever ROCKET LEAGUE

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Rebirth

222 of 254 people (87%) found this review helpful 311 people found this review funny SAAC Recommended 5.4 hrs last two weeks /1,159.1 hrs on record REBIRT Posted: 23 Nov@ 2:33pm The Most fun yu can legally have with a naked child Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny 1뾔 罥View Store Page ( View Community Hub - Find More Like This
222 of 254 people (87%) found this review helpful 311 people found this review funny SAAC Recommended 5.4 hrs last two weeks /1,159.1 hrs on record REBIRT Posted: 23 Nov@ 2:33pm The Most fun yu can legally have with a naked child Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny 1뾔 罥View Store Page ( View Community Hub - Find More Like This

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Five nights and another proof of cell mutation.

Five No ratings yet Nighits at Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.8 hrs on record Posted: 27 Dec@ 6:13arm My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was only 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Dont ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28 I have never touched a c--------. I must say I feel a slight sense of regret never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyway
Five No ratings yet Nighits at Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.8 hrs on record Posted: 27 Dec@ 6:13arm My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was only 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Dont ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28 I have never touched a c--------. I must say I feel a slight sense of regret never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyway

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Dark times in gaming.

2.568 of 2.900 people (89%) found this review helpful 2,966 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.5 hrs on record 、3DMARK The Gamer's Benchmark Posted: 25 Dec, 2014 7:19pm This game is the most pay-to-win game I have ever played. To have any hope of getting near the top of leaderboards you will have to spend at least 4-5k of your hard earned cash, and, to add to all of this, there is no gameplay to be found, just a series of cutscenes with no relevance to eachother at all. This is a grim sign of where the industry is headed.
2.568 of 2.900 people (89%) found this review helpful 2,966 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.5 hrs on record 、3DMARK The Gamer's Benchmark Posted: 25 Dec, 2014 7:19pm This game is the most pay-to-win game I have ever played. To have any hope of getting near the top of leaderboards you will have to spend at least 4-5k of your hard earned cash, and, to add to all of this, there is no gameplay to be found, just a series of cutscenes with no relevance to eachother at all. This is a grim sign of where the industry is headed.

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Games for days!

Recommended: 24 December 11 155 -15% 9996 8,49 Sakura Santa "In the middle of all this consumerism and stress, the Sakura Gang remembers the true meaning of Christmas: anime santa ass and big anime baps. God bless" Recommended: 16 December 14 255 d. -15% Hatoful Boyfriend: Holiday Star "I haven't seen this many cute chicks in one place since that time i accidentally read an Angry Birds ero-doujin. It's great! (The game. Matoful Boyfriend otdanolar not the doujin.)" 14 245 Recommended: 8 December 27,99 GUILTY GEAR Xrd -SIGN- While some people may suggest that you buy this for the polished gameplay, great music, or slick style, i disagree. Buy it to watch Rammy eat a burger." rd SIG N Recommended: 30 November 42, 489 -20% 49,996 39,996 JUST CAUS Just Cause™ 3 First released in Japan as DANGEROUS ONII-CHAN: Doki Doki Chaos, this game allows you to use grappling physics for procedurally generated pantyshots." 3
Recommended: 24 December 11 155 -15% 9996 8,49 Sakura Santa "In the middle of all this consumerism and stress, the Sakura Gang remembers the true meaning of Christmas: anime santa ass and big anime baps. God bless" Recommended: 16 December 14 255 d. -15% Hatoful Boyfriend: Holiday Star "I haven't seen this many cute chicks in one place since that time i accidentally read an Angry Birds ero-doujin. It's great! (The game. Matoful Boyfriend otdanolar not the doujin.)" 14 245 Recommended: 8 December 27,99 GUILTY GEAR Xrd -SIGN- While some people may suggest that you buy this for the polished gameplay, great music, or slick style, i disagree. Buy it to watch Rammy eat a burger." rd SIG N Recommended: 30 November 42, 489 -20% 49,996 39,996 JUST CAUS Just Cause™ 3 First released in Japan as DANGEROUS ONII-CHAN: Doki Doki Chaos, this game allows you to use grappling physics for procedurally generated pantyshots." 3

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