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13 people found this review helpful 9 people found this review funny Recommended 1.7 hrs last two weeks / 1.7 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time) Posted: 22 Oct @ 7:06am Just remember, never Google Sonic X shadow never SONIC SHADOW GENERATIONS ny Award
13 people found this review helpful 9 people found this review funny Recommended 1.7 hrs last two weeks / 1.7 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time) Posted: 22 Oct @ 7:06am Just remember, never Google Sonic X shadow never SONIC SHADOW GENERATIONS ny Award

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Crab puns

1,587 people found this review helpful 783 people found this review funny Recommended 78*33 5963 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 30.1 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time) Posted: 28 Apr @ 7:37am dark shoals floodborne ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE shellden ring lies of sea Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1,587 people found this review helpful 783 people found this review funny Recommended 78*33 5963 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 30.1 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time) Posted: 28 Apr @ 7:37am dark shoals floodborne ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE shellden ring lies of sea Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award

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Dystopis justifies the means

159 people found this review helpfula 5 273 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 51.4 hrs on recor Posted: 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:28pm Updated: 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:30pm 2116 Mini Motorways Mini Motorways takes place in a post-dystopian world where people have been segregated by color. Not just of their skin, but anything ranging from the cars they drive to the buildings they frequent. Despite all the color, it's a sad careless world where the only concern is to get to your destination as fast as possible, crossing rivers and mountains never once stopping to smell the fresh air. My guess is Jeff Bezos must be in charge of this society, and that's the reason why failing to deliver packages on time from the amazon depots results in a timer, once it reaches zero you die. What is everyone ordering every second of every day of the week? I have no idea but it must be as addicting as this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game which kept me awake for several days now. Screw you bezos Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
159 people found this review helpfula 5 273 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 51.4 hrs on recor Posted: 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:28pm Updated: 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:30pm 2116 Mini Motorways Mini Motorways takes place in a post-dystopian world where people have been segregated by color. Not just of their skin, but anything ranging from the cars they drive to the buildings they frequent. Despite all the color, it's a sad careless world where the only concern is to get to your destination as fast as possible, crossing rivers and mountains never once stopping to smell the fresh air. My guess is Jeff Bezos must be in charge of this society, and that's the reason why failing to deliver packages on time from the amazon depots results in a timer, once it reaches zero you die. What is everyone ordering every second of every day of the week? I have no idea but it must be as addicting as this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game which kept me awake for several days now. Screw you bezos Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award

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Funkopops

6 people found this review helpful 5 people found this review funny Recommended 1.1 hrs last two weeks / 1.1 hrs on record Posted: 13 Sep @ 6:07pm Updated: 13 Sep @ 6:08pm where omni man x freddy twerk off? Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award JAWS GALACTICA CHUCKY XENA BOY FUZZ THI NOPE Funko FUSION KNIGHT Hear ago INVINCIBLE
6 people found this review helpful 5 people found this review funny Recommended 1.1 hrs last two weeks / 1.1 hrs on record Posted: 13 Sep @ 6:07pm Updated: 13 Sep @ 6:08pm where omni man x freddy twerk off? Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award JAWS GALACTICA CHUCKY XENA BOY FUZZ THI NOPE Funko FUSION KNIGHT Hear ago INVINCIBLE

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Another friendship losing game

19 people found this review helpful 15 people found this review funny Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record Posted: 12 Sep @ 10:26am the game came out 25 minutes ago and i already lost all my friends 10/10, will play again when i find new friends Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award PICO PARK 2
19 people found this review helpful 15 people found this review funny Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record Posted: 12 Sep @ 10:26am the game came out 25 minutes ago and i already lost all my friends 10/10, will play again when i find new friends Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award PICO PARK 2

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Hilter

217 people found this review helpful 63 13 314 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on record Posted: 7 Dec, 2022 @ 8:39am Updated: 24 Nov, 2023 @ 10:38am False game name advertisement, did not have intercourse with Adolf Hitler. Don't waste your time playing this junk F--- HITLER Award

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What happened here

1,086 people found this review helpful 526 people found this review funny Recommended 65 65 22 3665 9.5 hrs last two weeks / 9.5 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time) Posted: 20 Aug @ 8:16am Updated: 20 Aug @ 6:11pm "To craft a masterpiece, one must avoid the counsel of SweetBaby Inc." - Sun Tzu, probably BLACK MYTH WUKONG ny Award
1,086 people found this review helpful 526 people found this review funny Recommended 65 65 22 3665 9.5 hrs last two weeks / 9.5 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time) Posted: 20 Aug @ 8:16am Updated: 20 Aug @ 6:11pm "To craft a masterpiece, one must avoid the counsel of SweetBaby Inc." - Sun Tzu, probably BLACK MYTH WUKONG ny Award

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Cat games

3 people found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.7 hrs on record Posted: 17 Mar, 2015 @ 7:47am Updated: 18 May, 2021 @ 2:09pm Yer little sister love cats? Buy this game. She's gonna love it. Trust me. THE CAT LADY NEKOPARA Vol
3 people found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.7 hrs on record Posted: 17 Mar, 2015 @ 7:47am Updated: 18 May, 2021 @ 2:09pm Yer little sister love cats? Buy this game. She's gonna love it. Trust me. THE CAT LADY NEKOPARA Vol

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How many will remember this many years later after this has been posted

234 people found this review helpful 68 people found this review funny Recommended 1446 11.3 hrs last two weeks / 11.3 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time) Posted: 15 May @ 9:21pm I get to shoot ♥♥♥♥ while Kendrick calls Drake a p-------- ROBOBEAT SHOOT TO THE RHYTHM Award
234 people found this review helpful 68 people found this review funny Recommended 1446 11.3 hrs last two weeks / 11.3 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time) Posted: 15 May @ 9:21pm I get to shoot ♥♥♥♥ while Kendrick calls Drake a p-------- ROBOBEAT SHOOT TO THE RHYTHM Award

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Remember that

2,874 people found this review helpful **12 1,754 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on record Posted: 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:18am It's an indie company guys give them a break... OVERWATCH 2 48 647 Award
2,874 people found this review helpful **12 1,754 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on record Posted: 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:18am It's an indie company guys give them a break... OVERWATCH 2 48 647 Award

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Youuuuu

73 people found this review helpful 43 people found this review funny Recommended 5 0.2 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on recor Posted: 14 May @ 1:47pm BRAID Anniversary Edition Hey it's ya boi souldja boy tell em. They got this game right? For people who smoke. For people who drink. Like if you drink beer and you get drunk or if you smoke weed and you get high. And you just anything like if you, if you just get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. THEY GOT THIS GAME I don't know THIS ♥♥♥♥ CALLED BRAID. HOLD UP. It's about this little guy inna suit and he walk around. Ain't even no point to the game you just walk around jumpin on ♥♥♥♥. It look like Mario in the future. It's Mario in a business suit with his hair dye'd orange and a tie on. And he just walking around jumpin ♥♥♥♥. But the funny part about is you can do this, right here watch this. Yeeuuuuuuupp Now if you didn't catch that I just went back in time. Ok? He just be goin back in time. Watch this ♥♥♥♥. If you about to die you be like "AAAHHHHHH♥♥♥♥ IM ABOUTTA DIE" Yeeuuuuuuupp That's what Im saying right? If you go over here right? And you fall in the fire and be like "AHHHH WHHHAAAAA" You see how far I re winded that ♥♥♥♥? And then what makes it so funny about it he dont never run out of, out of, going back in time potion. He just go back in time forever. Ain't no point to the game. You just go around climbin ♥♥♥♥. This ♥♥♥♥ stupid as hell man. Was this review helpful? Yes 'No Funny Award
73 people found this review helpful 43 people found this review funny Recommended 5 0.2 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on recor Posted: 14 May @ 1:47pm BRAID Anniversary Edition Hey it's ya boi souldja boy tell em. They got this game right? For people who smoke. For people who drink. Like if you drink beer and you get drunk or if you smoke weed and you get high. And you just anything like if you, if you just get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. THEY GOT THIS GAME I don't know THIS ♥♥♥♥ CALLED BRAID. HOLD UP. It's about this little guy inna suit and he walk around. Ain't even no point to the game you just walk around jumpin on ♥♥♥♥. It look like Mario in the future. It's Mario in a business suit with his hair dye'd orange and a tie on. And he just walking around jumpin ♥♥♥♥. But the funny part about is you can do this, right here watch this. Yeeuuuuuuupp Now if you didn't catch that I just went back in time. Ok? He just be goin back in time. Watch this ♥♥♥♥. If you about to die you be like "AAAHHHHHH♥♥♥♥ IM ABOUTTA DIE" Yeeuuuuuuupp That's what Im saying right? If you go over here right? And you fall in the fire and be like "AHHHH WHHHAAAAA" You see how far I re winded that ♥♥♥♥? And then what makes it so funny about it he dont never run out of, out of, going back in time potion. He just go back in time forever. Ain't no point to the game. You just go around climbin ♥♥♥♥. This ♥♥♥♥ stupid as hell man. Was this review helpful? Yes 'No Funny Award

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Take that, Muskovites!

402 people found this review helpful ***9 337 people found this review funny 43 219 Recommended 1.1 hrs last two weeks / 113.9 hrs on record (111.3 hrs at review time) Posted: 23 Mar @ 10:57pm Product received for free EARLY ACCESS REVIEW What Elon Musk couldn't do, I did it in this game. PLANET CRAFTER VERSION 1.0 NOW AVAILABLE! Award
402 people found this review helpful ***9 337 people found this review funny 43 219 Recommended 1.1 hrs last two weeks / 113.9 hrs on record (111.3 hrs at review time) Posted: 23 Mar @ 10:57pm Product received for free EARLY ACCESS REVIEW What Elon Musk couldn't do, I did it in this game. PLANET CRAFTER VERSION 1.0 NOW AVAILABLE! Award

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Content warning

Q 8 406 people found this review helpful 316 176 people found this review funny Recommended 13.5 hrs last two weeks / 13.5 hrs on record Posted: 4 Apr @ 9:49am Logan paul walked so this game could run 10/10 would film again Γ CONTENT WARNING y Award
Q 8 406 people found this review helpful 316 176 people found this review funny Recommended 13.5 hrs last two weeks / 13.5 hrs on record Posted: 4 Apr @ 9:49am Logan paul walked so this game could run 10/10 would film again Γ CONTENT WARNING y Award

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Move out, Ashley and Andrew

48 people found this review helpful 26 people found this review funny Recommended 2.3 hrs last two weeks / 2.3 hrs on record Posted: 25 Mar @ 11:09pm Updated: 25 Mar @ 11:09pm Featuring the new Steam Family Sharing option, thanks Gabe ! Living With SISTER MONOCHROME FANTASY Award
48 people found this review helpful 26 people found this review funny Recommended 2.3 hrs last two weeks / 2.3 hrs on record Posted: 25 Mar @ 11:09pm Updated: 25 Mar @ 11:09pm Featuring the new Steam Family Sharing option, thanks Gabe ! Living With SISTER MONOCHROME FANTASY Award

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Dragon's Dogma time

13,126 people found this review helpful 3,750 people found this review funny 1,117 382 183807 Not Recommended 4.1 hrs last two weeks / 4.1 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time) Posted: 22 Mar @ 6:36am Hey Capcom, You can purchase a "good review DLC" for $1.99. DRAGON'S DOGMA Award 1234
13,126 people found this review helpful 3,750 people found this review funny 1,117 382 183807 Not Recommended 4.1 hrs last two weeks / 4.1 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time) Posted: 22 Mar @ 6:36am Hey Capcom, You can purchase a "good review DLC" for $1.99. DRAGON'S DOGMA Award 1234

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Some parts of Bluey fandom in a nutshell

AM STORE COMMUNITY ABO BLUEY тне VIDEOGAME Reviews » Bluey 14 people found unis review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.4 hrs on record Posted: 20 Nov, 2023 @ 9:44am not enough sex scenes to really support the 40 dollar price tag Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
AM STORE COMMUNITY ABO BLUEY тне VIDEOGAME Reviews » Bluey 14 people found unis review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.4 hrs on record Posted: 20 Nov, 2023 @ 9:44am not enough sex scenes to really support the 40 dollar price tag Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award

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Mixed messages

39 people found this review helpful 28 people found this review funny Recommended 28.5 hrs last two weeks / 28.5 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time) Posted: 11 Mar @ 2:32pm I'll build anywhere Can't build there sir!!! COMMAND CONQUER GENERALS ZERO HOUR ny Award
39 people found this review helpful 28 people found this review funny Recommended 28.5 hrs last two weeks / 28.5 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time) Posted: 11 Mar @ 2:32pm I'll build anywhere Can't build there sir!!! COMMAND CONQUER GENERALS ZERO HOUR ny Award

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It's all in the matter of timing

70 people found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny Recommended 0.8 hrs last two weeks / 0.8 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time) Posted: 6 Mar @ 8:24pm Lots of people have been comparing this to Sonic or Mega Man, but let me tell you, if Berserk Boy came out in the 90s we'd all be calling platformers "Berserk-likes" BERSERK BOY Award 7 Mar @ 1:28pm
70 people found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny Recommended 0.8 hrs last two weeks / 0.8 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time) Posted: 6 Mar @ 8:24pm Lots of people have been comparing this to Sonic or Mega Man, but let me tell you, if Berserk Boy came out in the 90s we'd all be calling platformers "Berserk-likes" BERSERK BOY Award 7 Mar @ 1:28pm

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I wonder when were major issues with this game fixed...

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That's the way to do it

71 people found this review helpful → 2 4 people found this review funny Recommended 17.5 hrs last two weeks / 17.5 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time) 9² Posted: 27 Feb @ 2:43pm Genuinely a phenomenal game with server troubles at launch. Sending death threats to devs is not how you get servers fixed. Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award LAST EPOCH
71 people found this review helpful → 2 4 people found this review funny Recommended 17.5 hrs last two weeks / 17.5 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time) 9² Posted: 27 Feb @ 2:43pm Genuinely a phenomenal game with server troubles at launch. Sending death threats to devs is not how you get servers fixed. Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award LAST EPOCH

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