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25 of 50 people (50%) found this review helpful eureshi When They Cry Recommended 3.6 hrs last two weeks /3.6 hrs on record Posted: 16 May@ 2:15am Ch.1 Onikakushi Just cute girls doing cute things View Store Page
25 of 50 people (50%) found this review helpful eureshi When They Cry Recommended 3.6 hrs last two weeks /3.6 hrs on record Posted: 16 May@ 2:15am Ch.1 Onikakushi Just cute girls doing cute things View Store Page

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Oi nyet!

The Reject Demon: Toko Chapter O - Prelude "I haven t seen this much yuri in one game since Command & Conquer: Yuri's Revenge. This is a strong contender for VN of the year, Ginxhou is best girl." 4,99 OKO CHAPTER- Praluds
The Reject Demon: Toko Chapter O - Prelude "I haven t seen this much yuri in one game since Command & Conquer: Yuri's Revenge. This is a strong contender for VN of the year, Ginxhou is best girl." 4,99 OKO CHAPTER- Praluds

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No fun allowed

43 of 77 people (56%) found this review helpful 19 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks/0.1 hrs on record Posted: 30 Apr@ 7:29pm Can't name my pony SS TOTENKOPF 88, can't re-build third reich, no slaves, some parts of concentration camp aren't in-game for some reason, weak fences, small maps, no towers for guards, no guards, no Jews or Blacks to put in for som e goood shower, almost 0% nazi propaganda View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This + No Jews, No Blacks, I feel like this game has the potentional to be the best Auschwitz simulator but it is very limited There has been no update since the release which would add more parts of the concentarion camp, for now it just feels like some stupid game with ponies. But I still didn't lose my hope, I belive that with the cooperation with the creators and with modders we can bring this game to its true potentional. Arbeit macht frei!
43 of 77 people (56%) found this review helpful 19 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks/0.1 hrs on record Posted: 30 Apr@ 7:29pm Can't name my pony SS TOTENKOPF 88, can't re-build third reich, no slaves, some parts of concentration camp aren't in-game for some reason, weak fences, small maps, no towers for guards, no guards, no Jews or Blacks to put in for som e goood shower, almost 0% nazi propaganda View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This + No Jews, No Blacks, I feel like this game has the potentional to be the best Auschwitz simulator but it is very limited There has been no update since the release which would add more parts of the concentarion camp, for now it just feels like some stupid game with ponies. But I still didn't lose my hope, I belive that with the cooperation with the creators and with modders we can bring this game to its true potentional. Arbeit macht frei!

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Sad but true

1,360 of 1,526 people (89%) found this review helpful 941 people found this review funny 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.0 hrs on record Posted: 7 May @ 7:37pm Boat Simulato Updated: 7 May @7:41pm Less bugs than DayZ. And this is not a joke people: Goatz is the first survival game in history that does not come out in Early Access!!!!! 9/10. I will give it 10/10 if the developer decides to update Brad Pitt into the game. Was this review helpful?·Yes ·No - Funny
1,360 of 1,526 people (89%) found this review helpful 941 people found this review funny 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.0 hrs on record Posted: 7 May @ 7:37pm Boat Simulato Updated: 7 May @7:41pm Less bugs than DayZ. And this is not a joke people: Goatz is the first survival game in history that does not come out in Early Access!!!!! 9/10. I will give it 10/10 if the developer decides to update Brad Pitt into the game. Was this review helpful?·Yes ·No - Funny

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But are these fake?

519 of 679 people (75%) found this review helpful 8 people found this review funny FOOTBALL MANAGER 2015 Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 372.3 hrs on record M 2015 Posted: 8 Nov, 2014 @7:20am Too realistic. My arsenal team is getting too many injuries.
519 of 679 people (75%) found this review helpful 8 people found this review funny FOOTBALL MANAGER 2015 Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 372.3 hrs on record M 2015 Posted: 8 Nov, 2014 @7:20am Too realistic. My arsenal team is getting too many injuries.

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I think moé anthropomorphism has its limits...

9-128 Notch The Innocent LunA: Eclipsed Sinners This biographical visual novel tells the life story of Minecraft's creator, Steve "Notch" Jobs. If you liked Minecraft, you'll want to 0 Eolansed innplay this.
9-128 Notch The Innocent LunA: Eclipsed Sinners This biographical visual novel tells the life story of Minecraft's creator, Steve "Notch" Jobs. If you liked Minecraft, you'll want to 0 Eolansed innplay this.

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Fresh air...

71 of 136 people (52%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Recommended 0.2 hrs last two weeks/0.2 hrs on record Posted: 27 Apr 2:43am on that blindingly bright day.. on that very day of winter. This is a story of disease and suffering; of medication and adverse effects; of thoracotomy scars and cellular poisons; of the living who cannot help but to die and of the dying who cannot help but to live; of a resting place other than "on 7F" or "at home". This is a story of so many things But most of all... this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said You're movin' with vour auntie and uncle in Bel Air View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This up to no go od I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it' First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
71 of 136 people (52%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Recommended 0.2 hrs last two weeks/0.2 hrs on record Posted: 27 Apr 2:43am on that blindingly bright day.. on that very day of winter. This is a story of disease and suffering; of medication and adverse effects; of thoracotomy scars and cellular poisons; of the living who cannot help but to die and of the dying who cannot help but to live; of a resting place other than "on 7F" or "at home". This is a story of so many things But most of all... this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said You're movin' with vour auntie and uncle in Bel Air View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This up to no go od I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it' First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

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Harem

591 of 663 people (89%) found this review helpful 17 people found this review funny Recommended 0.9 hrs last two weeks/77.4 hrs on record RUSADER KFNGS Posted: 2 Dec, 2014@ 4:17am My 7 year old baron son wanted to institute a law that forced the women of his barony to have sex with him. 69/10 would raise a real man again. Was this review helpful? Yes No View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This C Funny
591 of 663 people (89%) found this review helpful 17 people found this review funny Recommended 0.9 hrs last two weeks/77.4 hrs on record RUSADER KFNGS Posted: 2 Dec, 2014@ 4:17am My 7 year old baron son wanted to institute a law that forced the women of his barony to have sex with him. 69/10 would raise a real man again. Was this review helpful? Yes No View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This C Funny

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Wincest?

1978 of 2,173 people (91%) found this review helpful 24 people found this review funny Recommended 49.8 hrs last two weeks /754.4 hrs on record RUSADER KTNGS Posted: 17 Nov, 2014 10:00am Noticed one day that my little boy turned gay all of a sudden. Couldn't think of any good reason for it, so I click on his "Relations" tab. And what do I see? My uncle, listed as my boy's "Lover." 10/10, would imprison and execute my pedophilic gay uncle again. Was this review helpful?YesNoFunny View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This
1978 of 2,173 people (91%) found this review helpful 24 people found this review funny Recommended 49.8 hrs last two weeks /754.4 hrs on record RUSADER KTNGS Posted: 17 Nov, 2014 10:00am Noticed one day that my little boy turned gay all of a sudden. Couldn't think of any good reason for it, so I click on his "Relations" tab. And what do I see? My uncle, listed as my boy's "Lover." 10/10, would imprison and execute my pedophilic gay uncle again. Was this review helpful?YesNoFunny View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This

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Biopolitics

1,183 of 1,267 people (93%) found this review helpful 54 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/114.6 hrs on record RUSADER KFNGS Posted: 8 Jan7:24pm Daughter contracted syphilis. Made her marry my enemy and give him syphilis. 10/10 biological warfare simulator Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This
1,183 of 1,267 people (93%) found this review helpful 54 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/114.6 hrs on record RUSADER KFNGS Posted: 8 Jan7:24pm Daughter contracted syphilis. Made her marry my enemy and give him syphilis. 10/10 biological warfare simulator Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This

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ワイフ

57 of 79 people (72%) found this review helpful 59 people found this review funny Recommended 0.4 hrs last two weeks/274.0 hrs on record ISNE Posted: 13 Jan@ 11:58pm Waifu Simulator 2014 very nice Was this review helpful? Yes No C, Funny 6 Comments 2KG= Huels [GENI 28 Feb @ 9:40pm For all your casual pleb gaming noobs. I rock this game on my 5K monitor. STFU and get #Rekt because if you dont use the Oculus Rift for waifu things can get bent. my Three Titan Blacks will make your bitch of a mother moist in her special woman area. I bench 420 lbs and have 69 girtfriends denbts collector 19 Feb @ 6:15pm Have you manages to ge o g et or
57 of 79 people (72%) found this review helpful 59 people found this review funny Recommended 0.4 hrs last two weeks/274.0 hrs on record ISNE Posted: 13 Jan@ 11:58pm Waifu Simulator 2014 very nice Was this review helpful? Yes No C, Funny 6 Comments 2KG= Huels [GENI 28 Feb @ 9:40pm For all your casual pleb gaming noobs. I rock this game on my 5K monitor. STFU and get #Rekt because if you dont use the Oculus Rift for waifu things can get bent. my Three Titan Blacks will make your bitch of a mother moist in her special woman area. I bench 420 lbs and have 69 girtfriends denbts collector 19 Feb @ 6:15pm Have you manages to ge o g et or

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Genre-blending game.

46 of 823 people (6%) found this review helpful 394 people found this review funny Oblender Not Recommended 0.5 hrs last two weeks/0.5 hrs on record Posted: 25 Apr 1:09am this game doesnt make any sense, all there are is a bunch of shapes and a monky and a bunch of toolbars. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No e Funny
46 of 823 people (6%) found this review helpful 394 people found this review funny Oblender Not Recommended 0.5 hrs last two weeks/0.5 hrs on record Posted: 25 Apr 1:09am this game doesnt make any sense, all there are is a bunch of shapes and a monky and a bunch of toolbars. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No e Funny

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You know why.

96 of 113 people (85%) found this review helpful 137 people found this review funny Recommended 19.1 hrs last two weeks /26.6 hrs on record Posted: 16 Feb@ 7:31pm EARLY ACCESS REVIEW Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny
96 of 113 people (85%) found this review helpful 137 people found this review funny Recommended 19.1 hrs last two weeks /26.6 hrs on record Posted: 16 Feb@ 7:31pm EARLY ACCESS REVIEW Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny

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Interesting work of fiction

867 of 944 people (92%) found this review helpful 341 people found this review funny GAMELDADING RISE OF THE INDIES Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.0 hrs on record Posted: 22 Apr @ 5:08pm Like "The Blair Witch Project" before it, this movie by directors Anna Brady and Lester Francois is a horror film framed as a documentary View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This The exposition begins with the filmmaker and protagonist arriving at a seemingly idyllic community in search of a story. While the neon plumage and bizarre mating behaviors that prevail are unsettling, the people do seem pleasant and happy and friendly, at least at first Increasingly, it becomes clear that the language they speak only appears to be English. In reality, their conversations are specious lunacy if not wholly unintelligible gibberish. The audience is drawn inexorably to the conclusion that here the definitions of words ae fluid and vague. Evidence continues to mount until, after some detective work, we discover that this community exhibits total uniformity of thought. The action climaxes with the filmmaker trapped and surrounded in a cultish society devoid of reason or purpose or joy. Soon we reach the shocking final revelation: that $75 DLC which provides 2 additional pronouns to that twine game highlighting the struggles of rich college protestors fighting the evils of manspreading astronomers by blocking off the entrance to the non-gay bar that was rumored to have once served gamer clientele ...was submitted to greenlight from your IP! Ultimately, this movie is a rehash of well-worn tropes likely to bore anyone familiar with the horror genre. I am particularly dismayed by the portrayal of women throughout as childish unaccountable victims. The use of hipster culture to signal an insane and credulous society is a cheap expository device that ruins much of the suspense. In summary, this work is uninnovative, offensive trash. O bottles of Mountain Dew out of 10 Disclosure: Mountain Dew is nasty Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 4 Comments Beanorooski 4 hours ago This topped off the review for me I clicked "Yes" for "Was this review helpful" and received this Steam popup message "Your account does not have the sufficient privileges to perform this action. ...F------ LOL. I then refreshed the page and it worked. But it's just SO perfect, it's as if Steam was trolling me
867 of 944 people (92%) found this review helpful 341 people found this review funny GAMELDADING RISE OF THE INDIES Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.0 hrs on record Posted: 22 Apr @ 5:08pm Like "The Blair Witch Project" before it, this movie by directors Anna Brady and Lester Francois is a horror film framed as a documentary View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This The exposition begins with the filmmaker and protagonist arriving at a seemingly idyllic community in search of a story. While the neon plumage and bizarre mating behaviors that prevail are unsettling, the people do seem pleasant and happy and friendly, at least at first Increasingly, it becomes clear that the language they speak only appears to be English. In reality, their conversations are specious lunacy if not wholly unintelligible gibberish. The audience is drawn inexorably to the conclusion that here the definitions of words ae fluid and vague. Evidence continues to mount until, after some detective work, we discover that this community exhibits total uniformity of thought. The action climaxes with the filmmaker trapped and surrounded in a cultish society devoid of reason or purpose or joy. Soon we reach the shocking final revelation: that $75 DLC which provides 2 additional pronouns to that twine game highlighting the struggles of rich college protestors fighting the evils of manspreading astronomers by blocking off the entrance to the non-gay bar that was rumored to have once served gamer clientele ...was submitted to greenlight from your IP! Ultimately, this movie is a rehash of well-worn tropes likely to bore anyone familiar with the horror genre. I am particularly dismayed by the portrayal of women throughout as childish unaccountable victims. The use of hipster culture to signal an insane and credulous society is a cheap expository device that ruins much of the suspense. In summary, this work is uninnovative, offensive trash. O bottles of Mountain Dew out of 10 Disclosure: Mountain Dew is nasty Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 4 Comments Beanorooski 4 hours ago This topped off the review for me I clicked "Yes" for "Was this review helpful" and received this Steam popup message "Your account does not have the sufficient privileges to perform this action. ...F------ LOL. I then refreshed the page and it worked. But it's just SO perfect, it's as if Steam was trolling me

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Buying love

75 of 93 people (81%) found this review helpful 5 people found this review funny LOVE Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.8 hrs on record Posted: 2 Jan 10:43pm I can finally buy love on steam Was this review helpful?es
75 of 93 people (81%) found this review helpful 5 people found this review funny LOVE Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.8 hrs on record Posted: 2 Jan 10:43pm I can finally buy love on steam Was this review helpful?es

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Note that mastering all jumping techniques in this game takes all 8 buttons.

No ratings yet Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/10.8 hrs on record Posted: 9 Jan 10:13am I was able to beat half of the game without learning how to jump.
No ratings yet Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/10.8 hrs on record Posted: 9 Jan 10:13am I was able to beat half of the game without learning how to jump.

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Link did not teach the language well.

3 of 6 people (50%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/2.6 hrs on record Posted: 13 Jan@2:59pm HEE HEEE HEE HEEE BROTHERS DICE AwARD
3 of 6 people (50%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/2.6 hrs on record Posted: 13 Jan@2:59pm HEE HEEE HEE HEEE BROTHERS DICE AwARD

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Business simulation

44 of 64 people (69%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.9 hrs on record HOLID PROFI PARKER'S HIKE Posted: 19 Dec, 2014 2:55am A great tutorial on how to finance development of video games Was this review helpful? ,Yes N Funny View Store Page ·View Community Hub Find More Like This ー
44 of 64 people (69%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.9 hrs on record HOLID PROFI PARKER'S HIKE Posted: 19 Dec, 2014 2:55am A great tutorial on how to finance development of video games Was this review helpful? ,Yes N Funny View Store Page ·View Community Hub Find More Like This ー

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But worse than Sleeping Dogs

276 of 517 people (53%) found this review helpful 483 people found this review funny Recommended 3.3 hrs last two weeks /3.3 hrs on record DOG Posted: 11 Apr@ 12:38pm Better than Watch Dogs
276 of 517 people (53%) found this review helpful 483 people found this review funny Recommended 3.3 hrs last two weeks /3.3 hrs on record DOG Posted: 11 Apr@ 12:38pm Better than Watch Dogs

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Succeeds at the game, not so much outside the game.

757 of 879 people (86%) found this review helpful 35 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /13.6 hrs on record 01 Posted: 18 Oct, 2014@4:17pm skipped my lunch and dinner playing this game literally starved/10
757 of 879 people (86%) found this review helpful 35 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /13.6 hrs on record 01 Posted: 18 Oct, 2014@4:17pm skipped my lunch and dinner playing this game literally starved/10

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