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711 of 815 people (87%) found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny Recommended 5.6 hrs last two weeks /236.1 hrs on record RUSADER KFNGS Posted: 3 Nov, 2014 9:43pm best i----- simulator of the decade 10/10 would lannister more View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No 3 Funny
711 of 815 people (87%) found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny Recommended 5.6 hrs last two weeks /236.1 hrs on record RUSADER KFNGS Posted: 3 Nov, 2014 9:43pm best i----- simulator of the decade 10/10 would lannister more View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No 3 Funny

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1,127 of 1,286 people (88%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/483.4 hrs on record RUSADER KFNGS Posted: 27 Mar, 2014 @ 11:18pm Updated: 28 Mar, 2014 10:07pm Norse raiders are pillaging my lands, my brother is trying to usurp my title, i've contracted syphilis and my son's gay. This is Crusader Kings 2 in a nutshell. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny
1,127 of 1,286 people (88%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/483.4 hrs on record RUSADER KFNGS Posted: 27 Mar, 2014 @ 11:18pm Updated: 28 Mar, 2014 10:07pm Norse raiders are pillaging my lands, my brother is trying to usurp my title, i've contracted syphilis and my son's gay. This is Crusader Kings 2 in a nutshell. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny

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23 of 28 people (82%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.5 hrs on record BIOSHOCK .. Posted: 12 Jan, 2014 8:51pm The pilots at the start of the game flew worse than Amelia Earhart. We crashed near some ving indestructible lighthouse and impossibly, I'm the only ving survivor. I went inside the lighthouse and discovered some knock-off Atlantis. I met the only sober Irish guy on the planet. He made me take heroin and I turned into Superman. And then I got told to stop Big Brother and his army of Goonie Sloths. The End. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? dYes No C) Funny 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME:
23 of 28 people (82%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.5 hrs on record BIOSHOCK .. Posted: 12 Jan, 2014 8:51pm The pilots at the start of the game flew worse than Amelia Earhart. We crashed near some ving indestructible lighthouse and impossibly, I'm the only ving survivor. I went inside the lighthouse and discovered some knock-off Atlantis. I met the only sober Irish guy on the planet. He made me take heroin and I turned into Superman. And then I got told to stop Big Brother and his army of Goonie Sloths. The End. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? dYes No C) Funny 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME:

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78 of 97 people (80%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /25.9 hrs on record BIOSHOCK Posted: 30 Jun, 2014 @7:46am Have you ever dreamed of mercilessly beating crack heads with wrenches and looting their corpses? Yes? What the hell is wrong with you? View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes NoFunny
78 of 97 people (80%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /25.9 hrs on record BIOSHOCK Posted: 30 Jun, 2014 @7:46am Have you ever dreamed of mercilessly beating crack heads with wrenches and looting their corpses? Yes? What the hell is wrong with you? View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes NoFunny

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442 of 527 people (84%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 15.4 hrs on recond Posted: 29 Jun, 2014 11:31pm In this game you play as Morgan Freeman who is helped by Bill Cosbys daughter. You shoot aliens and people and alien people View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Sometimes both. 10/10 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME:
442 of 527 people (84%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 15.4 hrs on recond Posted: 29 Jun, 2014 11:31pm In this game you play as Morgan Freeman who is helped by Bill Cosbys daughter. You shoot aliens and people and alien people View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Sometimes both. 10/10 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME:

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1,547 of 1,799 people (86%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 1.2 hrs on record Posted: 28 Nov, 2013@8:07am Anthopromorphic Bruce Willis simulator. Was this review helpful? dYes No Funny View Store Page () View Community Hub Find More Like This -
1,547 of 1,799 people (86%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 1.2 hrs on record Posted: 28 Nov, 2013@8:07am Anthopromorphic Bruce Willis simulator. Was this review helpful? dYes No Funny View Store Page () View Community Hub Find More Like This -

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GLORIOUS STRATEGY

59 of 73 people (81%) found this review helpful TL Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/42.4 hrs on record Posted: 21 Jul, 2013 10:19pmm Updated: 26 Nov, 2013@8:35am ADUANCED EDITION TURN OFF THE OXYGEN, WE'RE SETTING WEAPONS TO FULL POWER View Store Page 3 View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? ·Yes デNo Funny
59 of 73 people (81%) found this review helpful TL Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/42.4 hrs on record Posted: 21 Jul, 2013 10:19pmm Updated: 26 Nov, 2013@8:35am ADUANCED EDITION TURN OFF THE OXYGEN, WE'RE SETTING WEAPONS TO FULL POWER View Store Page 3 View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? ·Yes デNo Funny

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Why Not?

725 of 932 people (78%) found this review helpful TL Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/59.4 hrs on record Posted: 12 Apr, 2014 8:36am Why be socially inept, when you can be socially inept, in space? Was this review helpful?·Yes No 3 Funny ADUANCED EDITION View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This
725 of 932 people (78%) found this review helpful TL Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/59.4 hrs on record Posted: 12 Apr, 2014 8:36am Why be socially inept, when you can be socially inept, in space? Was this review helpful?·Yes No 3 Funny ADUANCED EDITION View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This

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718 of 786 people (91%) found this review helpful 23 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /74.4 hrs on record Posted: 29 Aug, 20145:50am ADUANCED EDITION Dark Souls came home drunk again. It was the third time this week. By now The Oregon Trail had grown used to such tumultuous behavior, even on a nightly basis. He stumbled through the doorway hollering about some curse of the undead. The Oregon Trail, keen on diffusing such situations, offered Dark Souls a place on the bed and a glass of estus. "Would you like something View Store Page View Community Hub to eat?" she asked. "We took down a bison today. " He shook his head and took her hand. "YouFind More Like This are so beautiful. Did you know that?" The Oregon Trail blushed. After all these years he still had his charms about him. "The first flame may be dying, but I want you to know that your flame is always lit in my heart. She caressed his face. There was no denying that he was a one-of-a-kind gaming experience. His atmosphere, striking; his storytelling, excellent; not to mention his combat, addictive and unique. The Oregon Trail blew out the candle and pressed SPACE BAR to continue Nine months later FTL was born. Was this review helpful? Yes No 9 Funny
718 of 786 people (91%) found this review helpful 23 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /74.4 hrs on record Posted: 29 Aug, 20145:50am ADUANCED EDITION Dark Souls came home drunk again. It was the third time this week. By now The Oregon Trail had grown used to such tumultuous behavior, even on a nightly basis. He stumbled through the doorway hollering about some curse of the undead. The Oregon Trail, keen on diffusing such situations, offered Dark Souls a place on the bed and a glass of estus. "Would you like something View Store Page View Community Hub to eat?" she asked. "We took down a bison today. " He shook his head and took her hand. "YouFind More Like This are so beautiful. Did you know that?" The Oregon Trail blushed. After all these years he still had his charms about him. "The first flame may be dying, but I want you to know that your flame is always lit in my heart. She caressed his face. There was no denying that he was a one-of-a-kind gaming experience. His atmosphere, striking; his storytelling, excellent; not to mention his combat, addictive and unique. The Oregon Trail blew out the candle and pressed SPACE BAR to continue Nine months later FTL was born. Was this review helpful? Yes No 9 Funny

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Firefly: FTL edition

1,050 of 1,216 people (86%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny TL Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/9.7 hrs on record Posted: 14 Mar, 2014 5:10am ADUANCED EDITION a yg cpodes View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? dYes ·No C,Funny
1,050 of 1,216 people (86%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny TL Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/9.7 hrs on record Posted: 14 Mar, 2014 5:10am ADUANCED EDITION a yg cpodes View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? dYes ·No C,Funny

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How many hours are in a year?

102 of 107 people (95%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 11,469.9 hrs on record Posted: 29 Jun, 20145:33am A year is 8760 hours. Was this review helpful? Yes NoFunny garry's mod View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This
102 of 107 people (95%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 11,469.9 hrs on record Posted: 29 Jun, 20145:33am A year is 8760 hours. Was this review helpful? Yes NoFunny garry's mod View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This

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GMod: The Future

683 of 796 people (86%) found this review helpful 15 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /31.8 hrs on recod garry's mod Posted: 8 Nov, 2014@ 1:31am What is that game, dad? -The future, son. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
683 of 796 people (86%) found this review helpful 15 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /31.8 hrs on recod garry's mod Posted: 8 Nov, 2014@ 1:31am What is that game, dad? -The future, son. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

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ALL HAIL THE RNG GOD.

41 of 46 people (89%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /130.2 hrs on record Posted: 15 Sep, 2014 @9:45am Pray to the Random Number god Was this review helpful? Yes No ENEMY UNKNOWN View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This C Funny
41 of 46 people (89%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /130.2 hrs on record Posted: 15 Sep, 2014 @9:45am Pray to the Random Number god Was this review helpful? Yes No ENEMY UNKNOWN View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This C Funny

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674 of 822 people (82%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /350.8 hrs on record Posted: 10 Feb, 20142:46am ENEMY KNOWN Play as the earth police as they fail to shoot at things the size of a truck and panic when one of their nails break. View Store Page ③ View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? dYes No e Funny
674 of 822 people (82%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /350.8 hrs on record Posted: 10 Feb, 20142:46am ENEMY KNOWN Play as the earth police as they fail to shoot at things the size of a truck and panic when one of their nails break. View Store Page ③ View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? dYes No e Funny

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325 of 377 people (86%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /55.5 hrs on recond XCCM Posted: 18 Jul, 2014@ 9:41am ENEMY KNOWN José had a 98% chance to hit five feet away with a shotgun. José missed. José's dead now. RIP José. View Store Page View Community Hub Was this review helpful? -Q, Find More Like This Yes No 3 Funny
325 of 377 people (86%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /55.5 hrs on recond XCCM Posted: 18 Jul, 2014@ 9:41am ENEMY KNOWN José had a 98% chance to hit five feet away with a shotgun. José missed. José's dead now. RIP José. View Store Page View Community Hub Was this review helpful? -Q, Find More Like This Yes No 3 Funny

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The story telling of Counter Strike

7,200 of 8,539 people (84%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 258.4 hrs on record Posted: 20 Mar, 20144:49am I shoot bullets at a person, and they die from it. Sometimes they do not. Sometimes they shoot me. Very deep storytelling UNTERSTRIKE View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME:
7,200 of 8,539 people (84%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 258.4 hrs on record Posted: 20 Mar, 20144:49am I shoot bullets at a person, and they die from it. Sometimes they do not. Sometimes they shoot me. Very deep storytelling UNTERSTRIKE View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME:

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Europa Universalis IV

3,459 of 3,734 people (93%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny LTROPAIV OUNIVERSALIS Recommended 1.7 hrs last two weeks /550.4 hrs on record Posted: 16 Mar, 2014 3:16pm Sadly due to the rapidly globalized economy and world we live in, exploiting indigenous populations is not nearly as easy nor profitable as it used to be. But thanks to the fine people at View Store Page Paradox Interactive, I can unleash the inner beast that resides within all white European christians and do my part for humanity. Once I get bored from ousting the filthy Turkomans from Constantinople (not giving it back to Byzantium because wwww orthodoxy Pope #1 forever get rekt bearded priests) I can turn my furious and just gaze across the atlantic and kill lots of savages Cnot my fault those filthy natives were living on Burgundian Florida). Soon the whole world will be swathed in burgundian colors, or all thats actually worth ruling (not ruling africa because africa and lots of zulu rebellions plus mosquitos). View Community Hub Find More Like This This game is best played with a warm cup of Folger's coffee in your hands, so you can actually smell the oppression while you relive the greatest period of time of all time. The period when white people discovered the world, and decided they didnt like it.
3,459 of 3,734 people (93%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny LTROPAIV OUNIVERSALIS Recommended 1.7 hrs last two weeks /550.4 hrs on record Posted: 16 Mar, 2014 3:16pm Sadly due to the rapidly globalized economy and world we live in, exploiting indigenous populations is not nearly as easy nor profitable as it used to be. But thanks to the fine people at View Store Page Paradox Interactive, I can unleash the inner beast that resides within all white European christians and do my part for humanity. Once I get bored from ousting the filthy Turkomans from Constantinople (not giving it back to Byzantium because wwww orthodoxy Pope #1 forever get rekt bearded priests) I can turn my furious and just gaze across the atlantic and kill lots of savages Cnot my fault those filthy natives were living on Burgundian Florida). Soon the whole world will be swathed in burgundian colors, or all thats actually worth ruling (not ruling africa because africa and lots of zulu rebellions plus mosquitos). View Community Hub Find More Like This This game is best played with a warm cup of Folger's coffee in your hands, so you can actually smell the oppression while you relive the greatest period of time of all time. The period when white people discovered the world, and decided they didnt like it.

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492 of 559 people (88%) found this review helpful 14 people found this review funny EUROPA OUNIVERSALIS Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /457.0 hrs on record Posted: Nov 5, 2014 12:17pmm Updated: Nov 5, 2014 12:18pm In Europa Universalis IV you play a powerful sorcerer that acts as the "guiding hand" for the nation. The spells you cast draw on three mana pools: Paper Mana, Bird Mana, and Sword Mana. Bird mana is used to make peace deals, genocide cultures, and stop your people from whining about war weariness. Paper mana, in combination with a gold sacrifice, can be used to cast construction spells, in addition to making a province you gained two years ago a core part of your nation somehow. Sword mana is used for enchanting rebel factions to keep them in line. You generate mana for these pools by sucking the life essence from your monarch and his cabinet of advisors. Be careful, though, as the ones that generate the most mana tend to die rather quickly. You'll frequently see your 6/4/5 monarch die by age 30. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This You'll notice that most of the spells are involved with either war or keeping your people from whining about war. Don't worry, that's by design. There's nothing to do if you aren't at war 10/10 it's okay Was this review helpful? Yes NoFunny
492 of 559 people (88%) found this review helpful 14 people found this review funny EUROPA OUNIVERSALIS Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /457.0 hrs on record Posted: Nov 5, 2014 12:17pmm Updated: Nov 5, 2014 12:18pm In Europa Universalis IV you play a powerful sorcerer that acts as the "guiding hand" for the nation. The spells you cast draw on three mana pools: Paper Mana, Bird Mana, and Sword Mana. Bird mana is used to make peace deals, genocide cultures, and stop your people from whining about war weariness. Paper mana, in combination with a gold sacrifice, can be used to cast construction spells, in addition to making a province you gained two years ago a core part of your nation somehow. Sword mana is used for enchanting rebel factions to keep them in line. You generate mana for these pools by sucking the life essence from your monarch and his cabinet of advisors. Be careful, though, as the ones that generate the most mana tend to die rather quickly. You'll frequently see your 6/4/5 monarch die by age 30. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This You'll notice that most of the spells are involved with either war or keeping your people from whining about war. Don't worry, that's by design. There's nothing to do if you aren't at war 10/10 it's okay Was this review helpful? Yes NoFunny

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599 of 709 people (84%) found this review helpful 5 people found this review funny EUROPA OUNIVERSALIS Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /312.6 hrs on record Posted: Nov 3, 2014 8:18am Basically a map colouring simulator where genocide, slavery and exploitation of natives in America and Africa is encouraged 12/10 would remove kebab again. Was this review helpful? ●Yes No View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Funny
599 of 709 people (84%) found this review helpful 5 people found this review funny EUROPA OUNIVERSALIS Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /312.6 hrs on record Posted: Nov 3, 2014 8:18am Basically a map colouring simulator where genocide, slavery and exploitation of natives in America and Africa is encouraged 12/10 would remove kebab again. Was this review helpful? ●Yes No View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Funny

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970 of 1,078 people (90%) found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny EUROPAI Recommended 5.9 hrs last two weeks / 1,273.1 hrs on record Posted: Nov 10, 2014 7:38am France annexes half of Spain and everyones cool with it. I take 2 provinces from pommerania and it sparks a world war. 10/10 would cry again Was this review helpful? bYes View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This No C Funny
970 of 1,078 people (90%) found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny EUROPAI Recommended 5.9 hrs last two weeks / 1,273.1 hrs on record Posted: Nov 10, 2014 7:38am France annexes half of Spain and everyones cool with it. I take 2 provinces from pommerania and it sparks a world war. 10/10 would cry again Was this review helpful? bYes View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This No C Funny

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