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164 of 190 people (86%) found this review helpful 225 people found this review funny BESTEGE Recommended 1.8 hrs last two weeks/1.8 hrs on record Posted: 7 Feb 3:10am View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Wanted to make a vehicle with cannons on it Ended up with cannons that had a vehicle attatched to them Was this review helpful? Yes ,No C Funny
164 of 190 people (86%) found this review helpful 225 people found this review funny BESTEGE Recommended 1.8 hrs last two weeks/1.8 hrs on record Posted: 7 Feb 3:10am View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Wanted to make a vehicle with cannons on it Ended up with cannons that had a vehicle attatched to them Was this review helpful? Yes ,No C Funny

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Some things just get old...

629 of 1,232 people (51%) found this review helpful 116 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2,434.2 hrs on record garry's mod Posted: 29 Nov, 2014 @ 1:14pm got boring after 2432 hours.. Was this review helpful? d,Yes View Store Page () View Community Hub Find More Like This No ②Funny -
629 of 1,232 people (51%) found this review helpful 116 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2,434.2 hrs on record garry's mod Posted: 29 Nov, 2014 @ 1:14pm got boring after 2432 hours.. Was this review helpful? d,Yes View Store Page () View Community Hub Find More Like This No ②Funny -

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Milking this visual novel as much as one can.

21 of 30 people (70%) found this review helpful 33 people found this review funny Recommended 6.3 hrs last two weeks/6.3 hrs on record Posted: 13 Feb@ 1:32am The clerk at the store asked me why I needed so many tissues, so I told her why:"I spilled a ton of REALLY sticky "glue" all over my desk and floor once, and I don't want it to happen again." I ater checked out with 69 boxes of tissues and 2 large heavy duty buckets. I ran out of tissues and both buckets were filled up within the first 15 minutes and I'm running out of things to contain all this "glue". Halp. 罥View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny
21 of 30 people (70%) found this review helpful 33 people found this review funny Recommended 6.3 hrs last two weeks/6.3 hrs on record Posted: 13 Feb@ 1:32am The clerk at the store asked me why I needed so many tissues, so I told her why:"I spilled a ton of REALLY sticky "glue" all over my desk and floor once, and I don't want it to happen again." I ater checked out with 69 boxes of tissues and 2 large heavy duty buckets. I ran out of tissues and both buckets were filled up within the first 15 minutes and I'm running out of things to contain all this "glue". Halp. 罥View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny

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That guy knows

3 of 8 people (38%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/1.4 hrs on record Posted: 8 Nov, 2014 @ 12:41am Dialouge between my boyfriend and I regarding this gamee Me: Honey, I really like that game I bought. Him: Which one? Me: Coin Crypt, you know, that one where I died because I ran out of coins? Him: Oh, the one that's like real life. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
3 of 8 people (38%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/1.4 hrs on record Posted: 8 Nov, 2014 @ 12:41am Dialouge between my boyfriend and I regarding this gamee Me: Honey, I really like that game I bought. Him: Which one? Me: Coin Crypt, you know, that one where I died because I ran out of coins? Him: Oh, the one that's like real life. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

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チンチョン

No ratings yet Recommended 0.2 hrs last two weeks/0.2 hrs on record Sala Spir Posted: 14 Feb @ 12:34am BESTU GAMEU ONU THEU STEAMU IU HATEU MYU LIFEU TENU OUTU OFU TENU View Store Page () View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? d,Yes PNo C Funny
No ratings yet Recommended 0.2 hrs last two weeks/0.2 hrs on record Sala Spir Posted: 14 Feb @ 12:34am BESTU GAMEU ONU THEU STEAMU IU HATEU MYU LIFEU TENU OUTU OFU TENU View Store Page () View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? d,Yes PNo C Funny

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You need some training before Nipponland!

8 of 9 people (89%) found this review helpful 4 people found this review funny Not Recommended 2.8 hrs last two weeks /2.8 hrs on record Posted: 13 Feb @ 5:23am Updated: 13 Feb@ 5:28am After what felt like 12 years of describing riding trains the game only made me want to leap infront of the very trains it described in rich detail I no longer fear hell, for I understand it now. Was this review helpful?dYes No Funny View Store Page () View Community Hub Find More Like This
8 of 9 people (89%) found this review helpful 4 people found this review funny Not Recommended 2.8 hrs last two weeks /2.8 hrs on record Posted: 13 Feb @ 5:23am Updated: 13 Feb@ 5:28am After what felt like 12 years of describing riding trains the game only made me want to leap infront of the very trains it described in rich detail I no longer fear hell, for I understand it now. Was this review helpful?dYes No Funny View Store Page () View Community Hub Find More Like This

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Don't you just hate it when your workday is hindered by alien terrorists?

No ratings yet Recommended 3.4 hrs last two weeks /3.4 hrs on record Posted: 13 Feb10:40pm Thank you for accurately portraying my everyday life. 10/10 Will bro again ALIEN INFESTATION UPDATE View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes NoFunny
No ratings yet Recommended 3.4 hrs last two weeks /3.4 hrs on record Posted: 13 Feb10:40pm Thank you for accurately portraying my everyday life. 10/10 Will bro again ALIEN INFESTATION UPDATE View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes NoFunny

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Thank you, Ubisoft.

270 of 349 people (77%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny ASSASSIN Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /7.7 hrs on record CREED FREEDOM CRY STANDALONE GAME Posted: Oct 17, 20145:25pm Updated: Nov 13, 201410:59am running around killing white men and rescuing other black dudes so View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This they can get machetes and repeat. 10/10 would play again
270 of 349 people (77%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny ASSASSIN Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /7.7 hrs on record CREED FREEDOM CRY STANDALONE GAME Posted: Oct 17, 20145:25pm Updated: Nov 13, 201410:59am running around killing white men and rescuing other black dudes so View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This they can get machetes and repeat. 10/10 would play again

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Daivukicku!

146 of 198 people (74%) found this review helpful 8 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /3.1 hrs on record Posted: 15 Oct, 2014@10:01am I was really disapointed in the punching system Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny View Store Page () View Community Hub Find More Like This
146 of 198 people (74%) found this review helpful 8 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /3.1 hrs on record Posted: 15 Oct, 2014@10:01am I was really disapointed in the punching system Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny View Store Page () View Community Hub Find More Like This

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Reviews for Darkest Dungeon

238 of 294 people (81%) found this review helpful 338 people found this review funny Deo Favente 103 products in account 1 review Recommended 2.2 hrs on record ん! Posted: February 7 Enter dungeon Kill things Get killed Survivors return to camp with more mental problems than your ex girlfriend Go back in for more 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes デNo Funny 220 of 251 people (88%) found this review helpful 229 people found this review funny Minty Python 61 products in account 11 reviews Recommended 3.5 hrs on record Posted: February 5 This is a story about throwing redshirts into a dungeon until a couple come crawling out, barely alive with a whole bunch of loot and PTSD, only to be boozed up and thrown back in Highly recommended Was this review helpful? b Yes No C) Funny 94 of 133 people (71%) found this review helpful 180 people found this review funny bone marrow swag 44 products in a 1 review Recommended 11.0 hrs on record ccount Posted: February 6 After reading a book my crusader got syphilis Amazing game would recommend to anyone Was this review helpful? , Yes No C Funny
238 of 294 people (81%) found this review helpful 338 people found this review funny Deo Favente 103 products in account 1 review Recommended 2.2 hrs on record ん! Posted: February 7 Enter dungeon Kill things Get killed Survivors return to camp with more mental problems than your ex girlfriend Go back in for more 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes デNo Funny 220 of 251 people (88%) found this review helpful 229 people found this review funny Minty Python 61 products in account 11 reviews Recommended 3.5 hrs on record Posted: February 5 This is a story about throwing redshirts into a dungeon until a couple come crawling out, barely alive with a whole bunch of loot and PTSD, only to be boozed up and thrown back in Highly recommended Was this review helpful? b Yes No C) Funny 94 of 133 people (71%) found this review helpful 180 people found this review funny bone marrow swag 44 products in a 1 review Recommended 11.0 hrs on record ccount Posted: February 6 After reading a book my crusader got syphilis Amazing game would recommend to anyone Was this review helpful? , Yes No C Funny

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Review of Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise

641 of 769 people (83%)found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.7 hrs on record @aST ub IP g0dPa8究 Posted: Oct 23, 2014 9:52pm This Five Nights at Freddys game that everyone is talking about is not as scary as they say Still liked it though 10/10 View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No C)Funny
641 of 769 people (83%)found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.7 hrs on record @aST ub IP g0dPa8究 Posted: Oct 23, 2014 9:52pm This Five Nights at Freddys game that everyone is talking about is not as scary as they say Still liked it though 10/10 View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No C)Funny

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Review of Goat Simulator

18,642 of 20,041 people (93%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/9.8 hrs on record oad Sinulato Posted: Mar 28, 20143:48pm Updated: Apr 9, 2014 6:57am All my life I have been empty. The doctors could not tell me why I was so depressed, and I never knew myself until today. I needed to experience my life as a goat. Goat Simulator has filled the void in my life View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This I knew as soon as I hit the truck with my goat that this was what I had been missing. I flew through the air in slow motion, tongue flying around, hitting the edge of the map and rebounding back, landing on (and falling through) the roof of a house. I could not get out, but that did not matter. I was treated with the ability to look down into the house beneath me seeing the unsuspecting people casually sitting at their computers, oblivious to the sheer terror of the goat above them Whether it was playing football with a basketball, swinging lampposts into groups of people or even doing 1080 degree flips, there was no limit to life as a goat. I didn't think it could get any better than this. I was wrong As I jumped and screamed my way around the map, leaving a path of destruction in my wake, I happened upon a golden statue. Curiosity overtook me and I resisted the urge to grab it no longer. My life as a goat changed completely. I had a jetpack. I knew that this was meant to be, and what my mission from the Great Coffee Stain in the sky was. I was granted the supergoat power of being able to lift people and cars with my tongue.I could survive any impact. I could slow down time with mere thought. Now I could fly. It was time for world domination. Humanity had to be silenced so that the new goat overlords could reign supreme All the humans are dead or enslaved. I have won. I am the goat, the goat is me Go and goat this game. I kid you not, for mere bucks you can experience a sandbox like no other. Destruction, mayhem, death defying stunts. Seriously, there are more than 921 million goats in the world. Killing the humans was just part of the game. This is a SIMULATOR. Do you understand? A SIMULATOR. This can happen. There are enough goats out there to enslave us and/or kill us It is your duty as a human to get this game, so that you may truly know your enemy. An enemy people do not take seriously, an enemy that we know nothing about. Coffee Stain studios have granted us the insight into the true terrifying reality of the impending Goatpocalypse. This is your weapon against the goats. Be prepared, for the goats are coming to get us Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny
18,642 of 20,041 people (93%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/9.8 hrs on record oad Sinulato Posted: Mar 28, 20143:48pm Updated: Apr 9, 2014 6:57am All my life I have been empty. The doctors could not tell me why I was so depressed, and I never knew myself until today. I needed to experience my life as a goat. Goat Simulator has filled the void in my life View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This I knew as soon as I hit the truck with my goat that this was what I had been missing. I flew through the air in slow motion, tongue flying around, hitting the edge of the map and rebounding back, landing on (and falling through) the roof of a house. I could not get out, but that did not matter. I was treated with the ability to look down into the house beneath me seeing the unsuspecting people casually sitting at their computers, oblivious to the sheer terror of the goat above them Whether it was playing football with a basketball, swinging lampposts into groups of people or even doing 1080 degree flips, there was no limit to life as a goat. I didn't think it could get any better than this. I was wrong As I jumped and screamed my way around the map, leaving a path of destruction in my wake, I happened upon a golden statue. Curiosity overtook me and I resisted the urge to grab it no longer. My life as a goat changed completely. I had a jetpack. I knew that this was meant to be, and what my mission from the Great Coffee Stain in the sky was. I was granted the supergoat power of being able to lift people and cars with my tongue.I could survive any impact. I could slow down time with mere thought. Now I could fly. It was time for world domination. Humanity had to be silenced so that the new goat overlords could reign supreme All the humans are dead or enslaved. I have won. I am the goat, the goat is me Go and goat this game. I kid you not, for mere bucks you can experience a sandbox like no other. Destruction, mayhem, death defying stunts. Seriously, there are more than 921 million goats in the world. Killing the humans was just part of the game. This is a SIMULATOR. Do you understand? A SIMULATOR. This can happen. There are enough goats out there to enslave us and/or kill us It is your duty as a human to get this game, so that you may truly know your enemy. An enemy people do not take seriously, an enemy that we know nothing about. Coffee Stain studios have granted us the insight into the true terrifying reality of the impending Goatpocalypse. This is your weapon against the goats. Be prepared, for the goats are coming to get us Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny

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Postal

15 of 25 people (60%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny POSTA Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.6 hrs on record Posted: 24 Dec, 20149:40pm w-- where is the portal gun View Store Page ·View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny
15 of 25 people (60%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny POSTA Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.6 hrs on record Posted: 24 Dec, 20149:40pm w-- where is the portal gun View Store Page ·View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny

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Depression Quest

257 of 454 people (57%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Depression Quest Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.1 hrs on record an interactive (non)fiction about living with depression Posted: 20 Aug, 20143:13am Astounding game, however the progression is a bit stale and the story makes me hungry. After playing this game, I treated myself to some delicious Five Guys Burgers and Fries and everything was better. The burger was tasty, the fries were fresh and crispy, and overall service was fast and efficient. You go, Five Guys! View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This PopNotes, the Creator Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
257 of 454 people (57%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Depression Quest Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.1 hrs on record an interactive (non)fiction about living with depression Posted: 20 Aug, 20143:13am Astounding game, however the progression is a bit stale and the story makes me hungry. After playing this game, I treated myself to some delicious Five Guys Burgers and Fries and everything was better. The burger was tasty, the fries were fresh and crispy, and overall service was fast and efficient. You go, Five Guys! View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This PopNotes, the Creator Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

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Amusing review for Tabletop Simulator

1,328 of 1,669 people (80%)found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/9.1 hrs on record Posted: Apr 21, 2014 @5:46pm ajabtetop Simulator View Store Page
1,328 of 1,669 people (80%)found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/9.1 hrs on record Posted: Apr 21, 2014 @5:46pm ajabtetop Simulator View Store Page

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Depressing review for Tabletop Simulator

774 of 852 people (91%)found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/2.0 hrs on record Posted: Dec 20, 2014 @7:44pm Updated: Jan 21 10:54pm abfetop Simulator View Store Page View Community Hub Finally, a game that lets me play board games with my friends. Now all I need is friends...
774 of 852 people (91%)found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/2.0 hrs on record Posted: Dec 20, 2014 @7:44pm Updated: Jan 21 10:54pm abfetop Simulator View Store Page View Community Hub Finally, a game that lets me play board games with my friends. Now all I need is friends...

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Nothing will ever be as good as Cory in the House

They call me n----.. WITHOUT WITHIN 35 products in account 4 reviews Recommended 0.2 hrs on record Posted: January 24 +Good animation. +funny story. +FREE, SON! -Wish Vinty was my waifu -Too short. -Not as good as Cory in da house. 7.8/7.9 recommended for people who like darksouls.
They call me n----.. WITHOUT WITHIN 35 products in account 4 reviews Recommended 0.2 hrs on record Posted: January 24 +Good animation. +funny story. +FREE, SON! -Wish Vinty was my waifu -Too short. -Not as good as Cory in da house. 7.8/7.9 recommended for people who like darksouls.

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PRISON 1,801 of 2,106 people (86%) found this review helpful 271 people found this review funny Jamception - Baske... 47 products in account 35 reviews Recommended 66.1 hrs on record CT Posted: 20 November, 2014 I raided a Prisoner's cell and found thirty spoons, he wasn't even tunneling, just had a collection going Build and Manage A Maximum Security Prison. User reviews: Very Positive (8,832 reviews) Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 269 of 331 people (81%) found this review helpful 103 people found this review funny toaster<Logitech 206 products in account 23 reviews Recommended 23.9 hrs on record Posted: 22 September, 2014 Built a nice, compact prison, a fire started, all my prisoners died. 10/10 (I started the fire) Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 564 of 771 people (73%) found this review helpful 55 people found this review funny 9 Trotskyist 58 products in account 12 reviews Recommended 25.6 hrs on record Posted: 3 November, 2014 You get to build your future home. 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 479 of 615 people (78%) found this review helpful 47 people found this review funny Rdstch 464 products in account 23 reviews Recommended 10.7 hrs on record Posted: 9 November, 2014 Like the Sims but you HAVE to lock the people in the house Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny
PRISON 1,801 of 2,106 people (86%) found this review helpful 271 people found this review funny Jamception - Baske... 47 products in account 35 reviews Recommended 66.1 hrs on record CT Posted: 20 November, 2014 I raided a Prisoner's cell and found thirty spoons, he wasn't even tunneling, just had a collection going Build and Manage A Maximum Security Prison. User reviews: Very Positive (8,832 reviews) Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 269 of 331 people (81%) found this review helpful 103 people found this review funny toaster<Logitech 206 products in account 23 reviews Recommended 23.9 hrs on record Posted: 22 September, 2014 Built a nice, compact prison, a fire started, all my prisoners died. 10/10 (I started the fire) Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 564 of 771 people (73%) found this review helpful 55 people found this review funny 9 Trotskyist 58 products in account 12 reviews Recommended 25.6 hrs on record Posted: 3 November, 2014 You get to build your future home. 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 479 of 615 people (78%) found this review helpful 47 people found this review funny Rdstch 464 products in account 23 reviews Recommended 10.7 hrs on record Posted: 9 November, 2014 Like the Sims but you HAVE to lock the people in the house Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny

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Review of Papers, Please

2,791 of 2,844 people (98%) found this review helpful 21 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/18.7 hrs on record PAPERS ALEA Posted: Sep 23, 2014 10:41am A Dystopian Document Thriller View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Papers, please What do you mean? I just want to review the game Due to a recent acts of vandalism, reviewers are required to provide p roper id Oh, yes sure, here you go: l Steam-User-Certificate | Name: SteamId: Level: Janus 24 The certificate states you are level 24, but according to our database this is not true Well yes, I have leveled up since I will have to search you, turn around What?! This is ridic... There is something in your pocket. Is that a Bad Rats badge? Erm I'm keeping that for a friend, I would never play such a... With credentials like this you do not qualify as a reviewer. Guards! Nooo! Detain! But papers please is great game! You hear me? It's AMAZlling... Next!
2,791 of 2,844 people (98%) found this review helpful 21 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/18.7 hrs on record PAPERS ALEA Posted: Sep 23, 2014 10:41am A Dystopian Document Thriller View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Papers, please What do you mean? I just want to review the game Due to a recent acts of vandalism, reviewers are required to provide p roper id Oh, yes sure, here you go: l Steam-User-Certificate | Name: SteamId: Level: Janus 24 The certificate states you are level 24, but according to our database this is not true Well yes, I have leveled up since I will have to search you, turn around What?! This is ridic... There is something in your pocket. Is that a Bad Rats badge? Erm I'm keeping that for a friend, I would never play such a... With credentials like this you do not qualify as a reviewer. Guards! Nooo! Detain! But papers please is great game! You hear me? It's AMAZlling... Next!

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AKA - Why Can’t I Hold All These Feels? The Movie, The Game

THE MOON A story-driven experience about two doctors traversing backwards through a dying man's memories, in order to artificially fulfill his last wish. User reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive (12,709 reviews) 66 of 92 people (72%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 8.3 hrs on record 208 products in account Posted: 19 November, 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny
THE MOON A story-driven experience about two doctors traversing backwards through a dying man's memories, in order to artificially fulfill his last wish. User reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive (12,709 reviews) 66 of 92 people (72%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 8.3 hrs on record 208 products in account Posted: 19 November, 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny

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