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Cherry Tree High Comedy Club 7,99 Mid-quality waifus. Consider this an emergency game if you need a 0 small dose of no GF feels and nothing else is available." Recommended: 23 2014 Analogue: A Hate Story "It does have some pretty decent anime chicks, but sadly they're robots or something. This puts a damper on the dating sim aspect of this eroge 9,99 아날로그 ANALOGUE A HATE STORY Recommended: 23 2014 Hatoful Boyfriend 7,99 "A very good game. Though it has much more husbandos (heads up, ladies!) than it has wafus, it does have Azami-chan, which Recommended: 23 2014 8,99 Go! Go! Nippon! My First Trip to Japan- "Not only does it have cute anime girls, it also teaches you a lot about a culture that is, honestly speaking, far superior to ours. Recommended: 23 2014 11,99 FINAL FANTASY VII "Some pretty decent animes in this game. However, the graphics are very aged, so they will sometimes look like LEGO figures. This is bad for immersion." FINALFANTASYVI Recommended: 23 2014 11,99 FINAL FANTASY VIII Some of the best waifus in the Final Fantasy series."
Cherry Tree High Comedy Club 7,99 Mid-quality waifus. Consider this an emergency game if you need a 0 small dose of no GF feels and nothing else is available." Recommended: 23 2014 Analogue: A Hate Story "It does have some pretty decent anime chicks, but sadly they're robots or something. This puts a damper on the dating sim aspect of this eroge 9,99 아날로그 ANALOGUE A HATE STORY Recommended: 23 2014 Hatoful Boyfriend 7,99 "A very good game. Though it has much more husbandos (heads up, ladies!) than it has wafus, it does have Azami-chan, which Recommended: 23 2014 8,99 Go! Go! Nippon! My First Trip to Japan- "Not only does it have cute anime girls, it also teaches you a lot about a culture that is, honestly speaking, far superior to ours. Recommended: 23 2014 11,99 FINAL FANTASY VII "Some pretty decent animes in this game. However, the graphics are very aged, so they will sometimes look like LEGO figures. This is bad for immersion." FINALFANTASYVI Recommended: 23 2014 11,99 FINAL FANTASY VIII Some of the best waifus in the Final Fantasy series."

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The perfect simulator

187 of 228 people (82%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /19.8 hrs on record Posted: 28 Nov, 20138:46am CS:GO is a simulator of the well known computer game "Counter-Strike Was this review helpful? Yes No ② Funny NTERASTRIKE View Store Page ③ View Community Hub Find More Like This
187 of 228 people (82%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /19.8 hrs on record Posted: 28 Nov, 20138:46am CS:GO is a simulator of the well known computer game "Counter-Strike Was this review helpful? Yes No ② Funny NTERASTRIKE View Store Page ③ View Community Hub Find More Like This

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CS:GO Your Self-Esteem

105 of 107 people (98%) found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny Recommended 21.4 hrs last two weeks /350.2 hrs on record Posted: 15 Jan@3:52pm Your self-esteem either dies in this game or it inflates to unbearable proportions. Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny UNTERASTRIKE View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This
105 of 107 people (98%) found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny Recommended 21.4 hrs last two weeks /350.2 hrs on record Posted: 15 Jan@3:52pm Your self-esteem either dies in this game or it inflates to unbearable proportions. Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny UNTERASTRIKE View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This

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CS:GO: the makings of a hero

452 of 528 people (86%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.4 hrs last two weeks /420.8 hrs on record Posted: 10 Mar, 2014 8:26pm UNTERA STRIKE When I was young, tragedy struck my neighborhood when a bomb went off in a local park. I lost my dear uncle in that accident. Along with my pet cat, two hamsters, one very courageous gold fish, my tickle-me elmo doll, and all of my foil Yu Gi Oh cards. It was the firsttime l experienced View Store Page tragedy and despair, feelings that cut so deep I vowed to exact revenge upon whoever did this. View Community Hub I trained every day, running 25 miles a week, lifting weights in 15 pound increments, taking protein supplements as well as spending the majority of my weekends at the firing range. I enlisted in the military, only to be turned down because I was "only a kid." Then, I discovered Counter-Strike;Global Offensive. A perfect simulation of the events I wanted to prevent and take action upon, I was hooked immediately. I threw away my running sneakers FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME for wool socks and sweatpants, as well as a swiveling chair.I put down my weights and protein supplements for Taco Bell and Instant Noodles.I stopped visiting the fire range and instead purchased a Razer gaming mouse. Find More Like This Sandman Slim 173.6 hrs My uncle's still dead though. Was this review helpful? d,Yes No C Funny
452 of 528 people (86%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.4 hrs last two weeks /420.8 hrs on record Posted: 10 Mar, 2014 8:26pm UNTERA STRIKE When I was young, tragedy struck my neighborhood when a bomb went off in a local park. I lost my dear uncle in that accident. Along with my pet cat, two hamsters, one very courageous gold fish, my tickle-me elmo doll, and all of my foil Yu Gi Oh cards. It was the firsttime l experienced View Store Page tragedy and despair, feelings that cut so deep I vowed to exact revenge upon whoever did this. View Community Hub I trained every day, running 25 miles a week, lifting weights in 15 pound increments, taking protein supplements as well as spending the majority of my weekends at the firing range. I enlisted in the military, only to be turned down because I was "only a kid." Then, I discovered Counter-Strike;Global Offensive. A perfect simulation of the events I wanted to prevent and take action upon, I was hooked immediately. I threw away my running sneakers FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME for wool socks and sweatpants, as well as a swiveling chair.I put down my weights and protein supplements for Taco Bell and Instant Noodles.I stopped visiting the fire range and instead purchased a Razer gaming mouse. Find More Like This Sandman Slim 173.6 hrs My uncle's still dead though. Was this review helpful? d,Yes No C Funny

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for the story

1,285 of 1,559 people (82%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 25.2 hrs last two weeks /97.6 hrs on record Posted: 24 Jul, 2014 9:08pm Bought this game for the storyline 10/10 Was this review helpful? 'Yes No Funny UNTER STRIKE View Store Page () View Community Hub Find More Like This -
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1,302 of 1,525 people (85%) found this review helpful 125 people found this review funny Recommended 36.4 hrs last two weeks / 610.2 hrs on record Posted: 11 Aug, 20146:46am COUNTERASTRIKE 10/10 would spend £100 on keys again so I can relive the experience of getting 20 galil sandstorms View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like Tis Was this review helpful? YesNoFunny
1,302 of 1,525 people (85%) found this review helpful 125 people found this review funny Recommended 36.4 hrs last two weeks / 610.2 hrs on record Posted: 11 Aug, 20146:46am COUNTERASTRIKE 10/10 would spend £100 on keys again so I can relive the experience of getting 20 galil sandstorms View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like Tis Was this review helpful? YesNoFunny

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Vamdalism is a serious crime.

3,215 of 3,717 people (86%) found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /19.7 hrs on record Posted: 7 Jun, 20145:58pm Updated: 7 Jun, 20147:49pm UNTERASTRIKE In this game you are a Terrorist or elite Counter-Terrorist who has never fired a gun in their life before a round starts. You must help your character learn how to control their guns while killing enemies. Strangely, each character has the mysterious power to fire one or two shots without ridiculous recoil by very briefly jerking in the opposite direction they are moving in View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This When your character wears a Kevlar vest, every part of your character, except the head, are made out of steel. Therefore, the only way to quickly kill people is to shoot them in the head This can be annoying at first, but you will soon get used to shooting a small smudge of pixels on top of a character's body 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME: Sandman Slim 173.6 hrs The Goddess of Guns can materialize guns in your character's hands a few seconds before a round starts. However, your character must pay for the guns, which have vastly overinflated prices. When you have the right amount of money, the Goddess will flash a menu in your character's eyes, allowing them to select the guns they want. More advanced users can make guns materialize out of thin air with their mind as long as they have the right amount of money Maps are often about evil terrorists trying to bomb deserted places. Vandalism is a very serious crime in the Counter-Strike series, so elite Counter-Terrorists are deployed to stop them Unfortunately for the Terrorists, they are dumb and only packed one bomb. However, the Counter-Terrorists do not know how to pick up a dropped bomb, so the Terrorists can still pick it up after it is dropped by a fallen friend In some maps, the terrorists have kidnapped a janitor and low-level desk jockey in a building The Counter-Terrorists have been deployed to save one, not both, of the hostages. In reality this is just a thinly-veiled excuse for the CTs to murder the Terrorists while pumping rounds into the invincible hostages. One weird thing about hostage maps is that you can purchase a Hostage Rescue Kit", which somehow makes gives you the ability to put a grown man on your shoulders in a second. Perhaps it is a spell scroll that allows hostages to hover to your character's shoulders Overall, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a surprisingly solid game about people with the worst gun handling abilities ever seen on Earth. Even though your characters have the aiming abilities of someone with Parkinsons Disease, you have many tactical options that make the game very fun and dynamic. It's worth picking up Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny
3,215 of 3,717 people (86%) found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /19.7 hrs on record Posted: 7 Jun, 20145:58pm Updated: 7 Jun, 20147:49pm UNTERASTRIKE In this game you are a Terrorist or elite Counter-Terrorist who has never fired a gun in their life before a round starts. You must help your character learn how to control their guns while killing enemies. Strangely, each character has the mysterious power to fire one or two shots without ridiculous recoil by very briefly jerking in the opposite direction they are moving in View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This When your character wears a Kevlar vest, every part of your character, except the head, are made out of steel. Therefore, the only way to quickly kill people is to shoot them in the head This can be annoying at first, but you will soon get used to shooting a small smudge of pixels on top of a character's body 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME: Sandman Slim 173.6 hrs The Goddess of Guns can materialize guns in your character's hands a few seconds before a round starts. However, your character must pay for the guns, which have vastly overinflated prices. When you have the right amount of money, the Goddess will flash a menu in your character's eyes, allowing them to select the guns they want. More advanced users can make guns materialize out of thin air with their mind as long as they have the right amount of money Maps are often about evil terrorists trying to bomb deserted places. Vandalism is a very serious crime in the Counter-Strike series, so elite Counter-Terrorists are deployed to stop them Unfortunately for the Terrorists, they are dumb and only packed one bomb. However, the Counter-Terrorists do not know how to pick up a dropped bomb, so the Terrorists can still pick it up after it is dropped by a fallen friend In some maps, the terrorists have kidnapped a janitor and low-level desk jockey in a building The Counter-Terrorists have been deployed to save one, not both, of the hostages. In reality this is just a thinly-veiled excuse for the CTs to murder the Terrorists while pumping rounds into the invincible hostages. One weird thing about hostage maps is that you can purchase a Hostage Rescue Kit", which somehow makes gives you the ability to put a grown man on your shoulders in a second. Perhaps it is a spell scroll that allows hostages to hover to your character's shoulders Overall, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a surprisingly solid game about people with the worst gun handling abilities ever seen on Earth. Even though your characters have the aiming abilities of someone with Parkinsons Disease, you have many tactical options that make the game very fun and dynamic. It's worth picking up Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny

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Hyperdiemsnion Neptunia Re;Birth 1 review

3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Recommended 1.8 hrs last two weeks/1.8 hrs on record Posted: Feb 2@5:36pm I was anime-free for a bit more than 5 years! During this time I hadn't given one single glance at View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This any potential superior 2d waifu nor had I sullied my eyes with pantsu-shots or boob-physics. Now comes this... Damn you Steam, you turned me into a weeb once again. 10/10 I have no regret. Was this review helpful? Yes No e Funny
3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Recommended 1.8 hrs last two weeks/1.8 hrs on record Posted: Feb 2@5:36pm I was anime-free for a bit more than 5 years! During this time I hadn't given one single glance at View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This any potential superior 2d waifu nor had I sullied my eyes with pantsu-shots or boob-physics. Now comes this... Damn you Steam, you turned me into a weeb once again. 10/10 I have no regret. Was this review helpful? Yes No e Funny

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Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1 Review

No ratings yet Recommended 21.7 hrs last two weeks /21.7 hrs on record Posted: Feb 2@9:21pm Pros: View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This -if you're a gamer, you're going to laugh your .vv off -wait, nevermind, you're going to laugh youroff anyway -can adjust game settings to suit your style (item drops, difficulty, etc) female cast (because the testerone brigade + a couple eye candy mages is getting old) -did I mention these females are tougher than Chuck Norris? A feminist would be proud -Girls, if you're into them Lots of lesbian subtext, if you're one of them -Some lesbian text Lesbians(?) -after your first playthrough, you can hit Amazon and buy a bunch of consoles and video games you didn't know you needed until now -can use an xbox controller, which makes the game less clunky to play Cons: -If you're a WBC member, you're going to have a bad time -GRINDING -Compa's victory pose gets old after awhile -Some of the animation 'ahem "camera angles" can make a younger gamer feel a bit uncomfortable. Or anyone, really -You have to unlock the good items before being able to buy them MATERIALS -ITEM DROPS -GRINDING Not a lot of males from what I've seen so far. I mean, that's not bad if you don't care too much but some diversity is nice -IF will get more action than you will Final Verdict: Yuri/10 Bought this game on an impulse buy without ANY idea what it was about (seriously, not a single clue about the fanservice, humor, or jokes. It was just intuition). Didn't put it down once the entire weekend (except for food/sleep)
No ratings yet Recommended 21.7 hrs last two weeks /21.7 hrs on record Posted: Feb 2@9:21pm Pros: View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This -if you're a gamer, you're going to laugh your .vv off -wait, nevermind, you're going to laugh youroff anyway -can adjust game settings to suit your style (item drops, difficulty, etc) female cast (because the testerone brigade + a couple eye candy mages is getting old) -did I mention these females are tougher than Chuck Norris? A feminist would be proud -Girls, if you're into them Lots of lesbian subtext, if you're one of them -Some lesbian text Lesbians(?) -after your first playthrough, you can hit Amazon and buy a bunch of consoles and video games you didn't know you needed until now -can use an xbox controller, which makes the game less clunky to play Cons: -If you're a WBC member, you're going to have a bad time -GRINDING -Compa's victory pose gets old after awhile -Some of the animation 'ahem "camera angles" can make a younger gamer feel a bit uncomfortable. Or anyone, really -You have to unlock the good items before being able to buy them MATERIALS -ITEM DROPS -GRINDING Not a lot of males from what I've seen so far. I mean, that's not bad if you don't care too much but some diversity is nice -IF will get more action than you will Final Verdict: Yuri/10 Bought this game on an impulse buy without ANY idea what it was about (seriously, not a single clue about the fanservice, humor, or jokes. It was just intuition). Didn't put it down once the entire weekend (except for food/sleep)

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0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful Recommended 12.7 hrs last two weeks 12.7 hrs on record HYPERDIMENSION Posted: Feb 110:43pm This game inspires thought provoking questions such as "How many Nep's could a Nepnep nep if a Nepnep could nep Neps?" View Store Page () View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? ·Yes No Funny -
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49 of 65 people (75%) found this review helpful 49 people found this review funny Recommended 21.9 hrs last two weeks /21.9 hrs on record HYPERDIMENSION Posted: Feb 111:48pm One of the easiest enemies is the "Super Otaku" Game repeatedly insults its playerbase. paid 50c for a DLC for a girl that surprisingly transforms into a dominatrix and breaks the game. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This
49 of 65 people (75%) found this review helpful 49 people found this review funny Recommended 21.9 hrs last two weeks /21.9 hrs on record HYPERDIMENSION Posted: Feb 111:48pm One of the easiest enemies is the "Super Otaku" Game repeatedly insults its playerbase. paid 50c for a DLC for a girl that surprisingly transforms into a dominatrix and breaks the game. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This

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86 of 117 people (74%) found this review helpful 63 people found this review funny SARC daniel 45 products in account 4 reviews Recommended 167.1 hrs on record REBIRTN Posted: 10 January Naked kids go in a basement and kill Satan. Then I played this game. 11/10 The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth is a randomly generated action RPG shooter with heavy Rogue-like elements. Following Isaac on his journey players will find bizarre treasures that change Isaac's form giving him super human abilities and enabling him to fight Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny 63 of 89 people (71%) found this review helpful 38 people found this review funny 2 off droves of mysterious creatures, discover secrets User reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive (14,010 reviews) (" is love 26 products in account 7 reviews Recommended 27.2 hrs on record Posted: 16 January - Gets the game- - Dies by Mom - - Yells: YOU MOM IM GOING TO KILL YOU - Now I go to therapy - 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny
86 of 117 people (74%) found this review helpful 63 people found this review funny SARC daniel 45 products in account 4 reviews Recommended 167.1 hrs on record REBIRTN Posted: 10 January Naked kids go in a basement and kill Satan. Then I played this game. 11/10 The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth is a randomly generated action RPG shooter with heavy Rogue-like elements. Following Isaac on his journey players will find bizarre treasures that change Isaac's form giving him super human abilities and enabling him to fight Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny 63 of 89 people (71%) found this review helpful 38 people found this review funny 2 off droves of mysterious creatures, discover secrets User reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive (14,010 reviews) (" is love 26 products in account 7 reviews Recommended 27.2 hrs on record Posted: 16 January - Gets the game- - Dies by Mom - - Yells: YOU MOM IM GOING TO KILL YOU - Now I go to therapy - 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny

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480 of 526 people (91%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.0 hrs on record ADRY CEREAL Posted: Apr 17, 2014@9:39pm ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP BUDDY. THIS IS THE BEST DAMN GAME EVER MADE IN HISTORY. YOU'RE LIKE JAMES BOND EXCEPT JAMES BOND IS A FURFAG "But isnt that a downside" YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH ITS A DOWNSIDE, YOU GOT ALL THESE COOL SPY GADGETS LIKE SILLY PUTTY, GO FISH CARDS. YOU'VE ALSO GOT PENS. YOU'VE GOT PENS THAT HAVE ANVILS IN THEM, PENS THAT HAVE FISH IN THEM, PENS THAT HAVE PARACHUTES IN THEM. IF YOU CANFind More Like This OR CANT STUFF IT INTO A PEN, YOU BET YOUR YOU'VE GOT IT IN A PEN View Store Page View Community Hub SO HERES THE DEAL. SOME PUNK-wGOAT DONT LIKE THAT KIDS USE COWS MILK FOR CEREAL OR SOME ▼▼▼▼, SO HE STEALS ALL THE MILK IN THE WORLD, EVEN RIGHT OUT OF THE cowS' ▼▼▼▼. THATS WHY ITS CALLED "Spy Fox in Dry Cereal". SO OF COURSE, BEING THE GLOBAL EPIDEMIC THAT THIS IS, WHO DO THEY CALL TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM? THATS RIGHT JAMES "SPY FOX" MOTHERING BOND. OVER THE COURSE OF YOUR WHOLE 'SAVING THE WORLD' DEAL, YOU GET TO PLAY A LOT OF GO FISH, THE MANLIEST CARD GAME ON THE PLANET, YOU GET TO USE ALL KINDS OF ▼▼▼▼▼IN GATGETS, AND YOU GET TO BANG A KITTY CAT BEHIND YOUR MONKEY GIRLFRIENDS BACK IN CONCLUSION: THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVERY HOLY COW WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME READING MY REVIEW WHEN YOU COULD BE PLAYING IT GO BUY IT NOW INSTALL IT ITLL TAKE LIKE 2 MINUTES HURRY GOGOGOGO 10/10 Was this review helpful? ·Yes ·No C Funny
480 of 526 people (91%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.0 hrs on record ADRY CEREAL Posted: Apr 17, 2014@9:39pm ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP BUDDY. THIS IS THE BEST DAMN GAME EVER MADE IN HISTORY. YOU'RE LIKE JAMES BOND EXCEPT JAMES BOND IS A FURFAG "But isnt that a downside" YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH ITS A DOWNSIDE, YOU GOT ALL THESE COOL SPY GADGETS LIKE SILLY PUTTY, GO FISH CARDS. YOU'VE ALSO GOT PENS. YOU'VE GOT PENS THAT HAVE ANVILS IN THEM, PENS THAT HAVE FISH IN THEM, PENS THAT HAVE PARACHUTES IN THEM. IF YOU CANFind More Like This OR CANT STUFF IT INTO A PEN, YOU BET YOUR YOU'VE GOT IT IN A PEN View Store Page View Community Hub SO HERES THE DEAL. SOME PUNK-wGOAT DONT LIKE THAT KIDS USE COWS MILK FOR CEREAL OR SOME ▼▼▼▼, SO HE STEALS ALL THE MILK IN THE WORLD, EVEN RIGHT OUT OF THE cowS' ▼▼▼▼. THATS WHY ITS CALLED "Spy Fox in Dry Cereal". SO OF COURSE, BEING THE GLOBAL EPIDEMIC THAT THIS IS, WHO DO THEY CALL TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM? THATS RIGHT JAMES "SPY FOX" MOTHERING BOND. OVER THE COURSE OF YOUR WHOLE 'SAVING THE WORLD' DEAL, YOU GET TO PLAY A LOT OF GO FISH, THE MANLIEST CARD GAME ON THE PLANET, YOU GET TO USE ALL KINDS OF ▼▼▼▼▼IN GATGETS, AND YOU GET TO BANG A KITTY CAT BEHIND YOUR MONKEY GIRLFRIENDS BACK IN CONCLUSION: THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVERY HOLY COW WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME READING MY REVIEW WHEN YOU COULD BE PLAYING IT GO BUY IT NOW INSTALL IT ITLL TAKE LIKE 2 MINUTES HURRY GOGOGOGO 10/10 Was this review helpful? ·Yes ·No C Funny

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230 of 245 people (94%) found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny Recommended 26.7 hrs last two weeks/308.5 hrs on record WHENITS DARK OUTSIDE Posted: Nov 24, 2014 12:56am Updated: Nov 24, 2014 12:59am I was brought before the devil.. He peered at me with his glowing yellow eyes, echoing greed across the craven cavern. Or rather, I was cravenly, for I had been presented to Satan himself But I held fast, knowing these might be my last words I may ever speak again View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Let's make a deal, you son of a▼▼▼▼▼ The devil smirked, for he had made a million handshakes over a million deals, and this one would be no different. Men had cowardly traded their souls for greed, power, women. What would be the predictable request of this one? Speak. I gulped, for gulping was quite the only appropriate response. Hesitantly, I returned fire Half Life 3. You give me Half Life 3, and I give you my soul." The lord of hellfire stroked his mangled beard. A proposition so ridiculous, there was certainly a string attached loosely, but a string Satan himself wanted to attach Too easy. Your soul? Please. I have billions upon billions." I recoiled, then fired back. Then what do you have in mind? Satan once again gave his beard a tug, deep in thought. He carefully perused his mind for ideas, then rested upon one only he could conjure up. A nightmare so nightmarish that a nightmare would never hold a candle You will get your Half Life. I will promise that. But you will do something for me." "... Yes. Yes, what do you want? You will play a game that few play, a jewel lost in the desert of Steam. You will make a pilgrimage. You will play Pajama Sam. You will be afraid of the dark that shrouds the outside, you will quiver and hide in terror." I stumbled backwards, jumbling and fumbling, I could not comprehend his request. It was that of a villain, a villain who could be none other than the demon who guards the gates of Hell Very well, and if I don't?" I will take your soul at this very moment, and that will be the end of it. You will never see Gordon Freeman wield a crowbar ever again." So what, I just play this stupid game and get Half Life 3?" The devil smirked, for tricks and turns were his finely tuned speciality No, it is not the mere act of playing, but the act of dedication, of concentration, of disassociated delusion I put my foot forward, taking part no more in his babbling Enough riddles, demon. Explain what I must do. A long pause seperated the two for what could have been an entire eternity One thousand hours. You will play Pajama Sam for a thousand hours." I think he wanted to break me. I knew he wanted to break me. But I had come this far, and would not be beat. It's a deal," The fallen angel adopted an expression of absolute shock. Excuse me?" Ifirmly restated my position "It's a deal, you son of a .I will put in my time. I will conquer this game again, and again, and again, a thousand agains until the time count brings you to your knees. You're a fool." "No. You see, I'm not afraid. I won't hide." You won't hide?" Not when it's dark outside." Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
230 of 245 people (94%) found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny Recommended 26.7 hrs last two weeks/308.5 hrs on record WHENITS DARK OUTSIDE Posted: Nov 24, 2014 12:56am Updated: Nov 24, 2014 12:59am I was brought before the devil.. He peered at me with his glowing yellow eyes, echoing greed across the craven cavern. Or rather, I was cravenly, for I had been presented to Satan himself But I held fast, knowing these might be my last words I may ever speak again View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Let's make a deal, you son of a▼▼▼▼▼ The devil smirked, for he had made a million handshakes over a million deals, and this one would be no different. Men had cowardly traded their souls for greed, power, women. What would be the predictable request of this one? Speak. I gulped, for gulping was quite the only appropriate response. Hesitantly, I returned fire Half Life 3. You give me Half Life 3, and I give you my soul." The lord of hellfire stroked his mangled beard. A proposition so ridiculous, there was certainly a string attached loosely, but a string Satan himself wanted to attach Too easy. Your soul? Please. I have billions upon billions." I recoiled, then fired back. Then what do you have in mind? Satan once again gave his beard a tug, deep in thought. He carefully perused his mind for ideas, then rested upon one only he could conjure up. A nightmare so nightmarish that a nightmare would never hold a candle You will get your Half Life. I will promise that. But you will do something for me." "... Yes. Yes, what do you want? You will play a game that few play, a jewel lost in the desert of Steam. You will make a pilgrimage. You will play Pajama Sam. You will be afraid of the dark that shrouds the outside, you will quiver and hide in terror." I stumbled backwards, jumbling and fumbling, I could not comprehend his request. It was that of a villain, a villain who could be none other than the demon who guards the gates of Hell Very well, and if I don't?" I will take your soul at this very moment, and that will be the end of it. You will never see Gordon Freeman wield a crowbar ever again." So what, I just play this stupid game and get Half Life 3?" The devil smirked, for tricks and turns were his finely tuned speciality No, it is not the mere act of playing, but the act of dedication, of concentration, of disassociated delusion I put my foot forward, taking part no more in his babbling Enough riddles, demon. Explain what I must do. A long pause seperated the two for what could have been an entire eternity One thousand hours. You will play Pajama Sam for a thousand hours." I think he wanted to break me. I knew he wanted to break me. But I had come this far, and would not be beat. It's a deal," The fallen angel adopted an expression of absolute shock. Excuse me?" Ifirmly restated my position "It's a deal, you son of a .I will put in my time. I will conquer this game again, and again, and again, a thousand agains until the time count brings you to your knees. You're a fool." "No. You see, I'm not afraid. I won't hide." You won't hide?" Not when it's dark outside." Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

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125 of 148 people (84%) found this review helpful 95 people found this review funny Recommended 13.4 hrs last two weeks/13.4 hrs on record transformice Posted: Jan 31@7:21pm This game investigates deep issues of sociology: What do you do when you have to rely on the idiot masses to not be idiots in order to survive? View Store Page When the people in power may or may not be competent, may or may not be trustworthy? When do you cooperate, and when do you betray your fellows for personal gain? When do you abandon them as a lost cause? What if there are bombs suddenly and inexplicably falling from Find More Like This the sky? Transformice answers all these questions, and more. View Community Hub Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny
125 of 148 people (84%) found this review helpful 95 people found this review funny Recommended 13.4 hrs last two weeks/13.4 hrs on record transformice Posted: Jan 31@7:21pm This game investigates deep issues of sociology: What do you do when you have to rely on the idiot masses to not be idiots in order to survive? View Store Page When the people in power may or may not be competent, may or may not be trustworthy? When do you cooperate, and when do you betray your fellows for personal gain? When do you abandon them as a lost cause? What if there are bombs suddenly and inexplicably falling from Find More Like This the sky? Transformice answers all these questions, and more. View Community Hub Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny

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342 of 360 people (95%) found this review helpful 12 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/4.3 hrs on record Posted: Oct 20, 2014 1:11pm Updated: Oct 22, 20141:44pm I am a pretty, pretty princess! When trying to become Queen I got stabbed, shot, poisoned burned to a crisp, and rule 34ed Japan style 10 out of 10, would die again View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Long Live the Queen is a Visual Novel game that, instead of trying to simply win the hearts of others and fall in love, you try to survive the horrors of royal life with your head intact. Of course, it doesn't help when everyone is a bloodthirsty murderer who's only desire is to bring forth the death of a fourteen year-old girl. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with them? You take the role of Princess Elodie, who needs to be traind to be a proper queen because Disney dictates that no princess is allowed to have a living mother. You end up making all the decisions because your father is a lazy bum who's shirked off all of his responsibilities, but for some reason won't let you have your mother's keepsake. The kingdom is a mess, everyone is evil, and no matter what you do you just can't seem to save this poor little traumatized girl The mechanics of the game play on themselves in a bit of a cycle. You can upgrade Elodie's stats; which can increase slowly or rapidly based on her mood; which is based on events that have happened; which are based on your choices as well as her stats; which are upgraded accordingly based on her mood; which is ba-- ah you get the idea. This means that every decision, even the first one, can drastically affect how the story unfolds. No two games are alike unless you purposefully do everything in the exact same way every time. But that's boring Because of the above mentioned do-it-all-the-same concept, you can technically beat the game as many times as you like after you find out how to do it once. But beating the game is not where this game shines. Sure, acquiring the crown and becoming Queen Elodie is a grand event in itself, only if you get there (because you will die, and die a lot). But one of the greatest things about this game the ability to make different choices every time and see where it leads you. Find out what is down each path and discover what you can and can't get away with. And more importantly, unlock all the outfits because they're cute. Proper wardrobe is the pinnacle detail between ratty princesses and prestine queens All in all, it is a great game and I'd recommend it to anyone Wait... you can learn magic? HELLZ YEAH!
342 of 360 people (95%) found this review helpful 12 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/4.3 hrs on record Posted: Oct 20, 2014 1:11pm Updated: Oct 22, 20141:44pm I am a pretty, pretty princess! When trying to become Queen I got stabbed, shot, poisoned burned to a crisp, and rule 34ed Japan style 10 out of 10, would die again View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Long Live the Queen is a Visual Novel game that, instead of trying to simply win the hearts of others and fall in love, you try to survive the horrors of royal life with your head intact. Of course, it doesn't help when everyone is a bloodthirsty murderer who's only desire is to bring forth the death of a fourteen year-old girl. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with them? You take the role of Princess Elodie, who needs to be traind to be a proper queen because Disney dictates that no princess is allowed to have a living mother. You end up making all the decisions because your father is a lazy bum who's shirked off all of his responsibilities, but for some reason won't let you have your mother's keepsake. The kingdom is a mess, everyone is evil, and no matter what you do you just can't seem to save this poor little traumatized girl The mechanics of the game play on themselves in a bit of a cycle. You can upgrade Elodie's stats; which can increase slowly or rapidly based on her mood; which is based on events that have happened; which are based on your choices as well as her stats; which are upgraded accordingly based on her mood; which is ba-- ah you get the idea. This means that every decision, even the first one, can drastically affect how the story unfolds. No two games are alike unless you purposefully do everything in the exact same way every time. But that's boring Because of the above mentioned do-it-all-the-same concept, you can technically beat the game as many times as you like after you find out how to do it once. But beating the game is not where this game shines. Sure, acquiring the crown and becoming Queen Elodie is a grand event in itself, only if you get there (because you will die, and die a lot). But one of the greatest things about this game the ability to make different choices every time and see where it leads you. Find out what is down each path and discover what you can and can't get away with. And more importantly, unlock all the outfits because they're cute. Proper wardrobe is the pinnacle detail between ratty princesses and prestine queens All in all, it is a great game and I'd recommend it to anyone Wait... you can learn magic? HELLZ YEAH!

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DEC 10, 2014 " Much like women, this game would be better if it was 2D. GE MIETRY WAR
DEC 10, 2014 " Much like women, this game would be better if it was 2D. GE MIETRY WAR

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2 14 Recommended: 11 December, 2014 1,99 Yury Does NOT live up to its name.
2 14 Recommended: 11 December, 2014 1,99 Yury Does NOT live up to its name.

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7 of 9 people (78%) found this review helpful EUROPA UNIVERSALIS LV Recommended 8.7 hrs last two weeks /132.3 hrs on record Posted: 4 Jul, 2014 @ 8:04am I've never felt so oppressive before. So gloriously patriarchal. I control everything. I exude privilege. I will oppress and enslave everybody. View Store Page ·View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny ー
7 of 9 people (78%) found this review helpful EUROPA UNIVERSALIS LV Recommended 8.7 hrs last two weeks /132.3 hrs on record Posted: 4 Jul, 2014 @ 8:04am I've never felt so oppressive before. So gloriously patriarchal. I control everything. I exude privilege. I will oppress and enslave everybody. View Store Page ·View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny ー

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12 of 13 people (92%) found this review helpful ENIORALV Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,404.0 hrs on record UNIVERSALIS Posted: 25 Jun, 2014 10:32am You stand, shoulder-to-shoulder, with your fellow men in arms. Behind you, a long line strechting 200 meters of deadly artillery, the very same your enemy on the other side of the hills have too. You know their power, their speed. You stand near the flanks, and you see allied cavalry near you. You will be facing theirs, but you have prepared your bayonette just for this occassion their renowned cavalry is no match for you View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Trumpets. Your general enters. In the sky, a large golden star hovers over him to tell everyone in the field, he's got a pretty okay shock and fire modifier, but he can't shut up about that capped out mobility. Yeah, that'll help this fight. "Dear god..", do you hear your close friend whisper to your ear. "They have full offensive ideas". You take a gulp, but don't worry, you have 5% extra morale because of some prayer books they forced in your hands. Surely, they will bring you the tide of war In the distance, you see their line. Their big blue flag with three golden symbols wave in the sky: France. A general swoothes through the sky on a unicorn that is both artillery and a shock bonus sets aflame half the field. Three huge, imposing, intimidating golden stars blind half the regiments on both sides. 6/6/6/6. "Great", your friend whispers. Not all is lost. Just before you prepare for the final charge, out of the heavens fall two massive dies. The blue dice bounces around a few times, until it magically rolls onto an 8. You can beat that. Your rusty ol' red die shambles around, fighting the urge to even roll 1 Your 20k men is stack whiped in 2 days. GG EU4: A game of rolls, no white peace, you win or you lose
12 of 13 people (92%) found this review helpful ENIORALV Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,404.0 hrs on record UNIVERSALIS Posted: 25 Jun, 2014 10:32am You stand, shoulder-to-shoulder, with your fellow men in arms. Behind you, a long line strechting 200 meters of deadly artillery, the very same your enemy on the other side of the hills have too. You know their power, their speed. You stand near the flanks, and you see allied cavalry near you. You will be facing theirs, but you have prepared your bayonette just for this occassion their renowned cavalry is no match for you View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Trumpets. Your general enters. In the sky, a large golden star hovers over him to tell everyone in the field, he's got a pretty okay shock and fire modifier, but he can't shut up about that capped out mobility. Yeah, that'll help this fight. "Dear god..", do you hear your close friend whisper to your ear. "They have full offensive ideas". You take a gulp, but don't worry, you have 5% extra morale because of some prayer books they forced in your hands. Surely, they will bring you the tide of war In the distance, you see their line. Their big blue flag with three golden symbols wave in the sky: France. A general swoothes through the sky on a unicorn that is both artillery and a shock bonus sets aflame half the field. Three huge, imposing, intimidating golden stars blind half the regiments on both sides. 6/6/6/6. "Great", your friend whispers. Not all is lost. Just before you prepare for the final charge, out of the heavens fall two massive dies. The blue dice bounces around a few times, until it magically rolls onto an 8. You can beat that. Your rusty ol' red die shambles around, fighting the urge to even roll 1 Your 20k men is stack whiped in 2 days. GG EU4: A game of rolls, no white peace, you win or you lose

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