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15 of 25 people (60%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny POSTA Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.6 hrs on record Posted: 24 Dec, 20149:40pm w-- where is the portal gun View Store Page ·View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny
15 of 25 people (60%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny POSTA Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.6 hrs on record Posted: 24 Dec, 20149:40pm w-- where is the portal gun View Store Page ·View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny

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Depression Quest

257 of 454 people (57%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Depression Quest Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.1 hrs on record an interactive (non)fiction about living with depression Posted: 20 Aug, 20143:13am Astounding game, however the progression is a bit stale and the story makes me hungry. After playing this game, I treated myself to some delicious Five Guys Burgers and Fries and everything was better. The burger was tasty, the fries were fresh and crispy, and overall service was fast and efficient. You go, Five Guys! View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This PopNotes, the Creator Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
257 of 454 people (57%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Depression Quest Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.1 hrs on record an interactive (non)fiction about living with depression Posted: 20 Aug, 20143:13am Astounding game, however the progression is a bit stale and the story makes me hungry. After playing this game, I treated myself to some delicious Five Guys Burgers and Fries and everything was better. The burger was tasty, the fries were fresh and crispy, and overall service was fast and efficient. You go, Five Guys! View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This PopNotes, the Creator Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

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Amusing review for Tabletop Simulator

1,328 of 1,669 people (80%)found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/9.1 hrs on record Posted: Apr 21, 2014 @5:46pm ajabtetop Simulator View Store Page
1,328 of 1,669 people (80%)found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/9.1 hrs on record Posted: Apr 21, 2014 @5:46pm ajabtetop Simulator View Store Page

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Depressing review for Tabletop Simulator

774 of 852 people (91%)found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/2.0 hrs on record Posted: Dec 20, 2014 @7:44pm Updated: Jan 21 10:54pm abfetop Simulator View Store Page View Community Hub Finally, a game that lets me play board games with my friends. Now all I need is friends...
774 of 852 people (91%)found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/2.0 hrs on record Posted: Dec 20, 2014 @7:44pm Updated: Jan 21 10:54pm abfetop Simulator View Store Page View Community Hub Finally, a game that lets me play board games with my friends. Now all I need is friends...

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Nothing will ever be as good as Cory in the House

They call me n----.. WITHOUT WITHIN 35 products in account 4 reviews Recommended 0.2 hrs on record Posted: January 24 +Good animation. +funny story. +FREE, SON! -Wish Vinty was my waifu -Too short. -Not as good as Cory in da house. 7.8/7.9 recommended for people who like darksouls.
They call me n----.. WITHOUT WITHIN 35 products in account 4 reviews Recommended 0.2 hrs on record Posted: January 24 +Good animation. +funny story. +FREE, SON! -Wish Vinty was my waifu -Too short. -Not as good as Cory in da house. 7.8/7.9 recommended for people who like darksouls.

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Prison Architect reviews

PRISON 1,801 of 2,106 people (86%) found this review helpful 271 people found this review funny Jamception - Baske... 47 products in account 35 reviews Recommended 66.1 hrs on record CT Posted: 20 November, 2014 I raided a Prisoner's cell and found thirty spoons, he wasn't even tunneling, just had a collection going Build and Manage A Maximum Security Prison. User reviews: Very Positive (8,832 reviews) Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 269 of 331 people (81%) found this review helpful 103 people found this review funny toaster<Logitech 206 products in account 23 reviews Recommended 23.9 hrs on record Posted: 22 September, 2014 Built a nice, compact prison, a fire started, all my prisoners died. 10/10 (I started the fire) Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 564 of 771 people (73%) found this review helpful 55 people found this review funny 9 Trotskyist 58 products in account 12 reviews Recommended 25.6 hrs on record Posted: 3 November, 2014 You get to build your future home. 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 479 of 615 people (78%) found this review helpful 47 people found this review funny Rdstch 464 products in account 23 reviews Recommended 10.7 hrs on record Posted: 9 November, 2014 Like the Sims but you HAVE to lock the people in the house Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny
PRISON 1,801 of 2,106 people (86%) found this review helpful 271 people found this review funny Jamception - Baske... 47 products in account 35 reviews Recommended 66.1 hrs on record CT Posted: 20 November, 2014 I raided a Prisoner's cell and found thirty spoons, he wasn't even tunneling, just had a collection going Build and Manage A Maximum Security Prison. User reviews: Very Positive (8,832 reviews) Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 269 of 331 people (81%) found this review helpful 103 people found this review funny toaster<Logitech 206 products in account 23 reviews Recommended 23.9 hrs on record Posted: 22 September, 2014 Built a nice, compact prison, a fire started, all my prisoners died. 10/10 (I started the fire) Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 564 of 771 people (73%) found this review helpful 55 people found this review funny 9 Trotskyist 58 products in account 12 reviews Recommended 25.6 hrs on record Posted: 3 November, 2014 You get to build your future home. 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 479 of 615 people (78%) found this review helpful 47 people found this review funny Rdstch 464 products in account 23 reviews Recommended 10.7 hrs on record Posted: 9 November, 2014 Like the Sims but you HAVE to lock the people in the house Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny

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Review of Papers, Please

2,791 of 2,844 people (98%) found this review helpful 21 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/18.7 hrs on record PAPERS ALEA Posted: Sep 23, 2014 10:41am A Dystopian Document Thriller View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Papers, please What do you mean? I just want to review the game Due to a recent acts of vandalism, reviewers are required to provide p roper id Oh, yes sure, here you go: l Steam-User-Certificate | Name: SteamId: Level: Janus 24 The certificate states you are level 24, but according to our database this is not true Well yes, I have leveled up since I will have to search you, turn around What?! This is ridic... There is something in your pocket. Is that a Bad Rats badge? Erm I'm keeping that for a friend, I would never play such a... With credentials like this you do not qualify as a reviewer. Guards! Nooo! Detain! But papers please is great game! You hear me? It's AMAZlling... Next!
2,791 of 2,844 people (98%) found this review helpful 21 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/18.7 hrs on record PAPERS ALEA Posted: Sep 23, 2014 10:41am A Dystopian Document Thriller View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Papers, please What do you mean? I just want to review the game Due to a recent acts of vandalism, reviewers are required to provide p roper id Oh, yes sure, here you go: l Steam-User-Certificate | Name: SteamId: Level: Janus 24 The certificate states you are level 24, but according to our database this is not true Well yes, I have leveled up since I will have to search you, turn around What?! This is ridic... There is something in your pocket. Is that a Bad Rats badge? Erm I'm keeping that for a friend, I would never play such a... With credentials like this you do not qualify as a reviewer. Guards! Nooo! Detain! But papers please is great game! You hear me? It's AMAZlling... Next!

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AKA - Why Can’t I Hold All These Feels? The Movie, The Game

THE MOON A story-driven experience about two doctors traversing backwards through a dying man's memories, in order to artificially fulfill his last wish. User reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive (12,709 reviews) 66 of 92 people (72%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 8.3 hrs on record 208 products in account Posted: 19 November, 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny
THE MOON A story-driven experience about two doctors traversing backwards through a dying man's memories, in order to artificially fulfill his last wish. User reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive (12,709 reviews) 66 of 92 people (72%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 8.3 hrs on record 208 products in account Posted: 19 November, 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny

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"Recommendations"

$29.99 METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE "Solid Snake becomes a robot and meets an attractive anime lady has to be this way." Recommended: January 27 Hyperdimension Neptunia Re:Birth! -50% $14.99 "What if instead of being ABOUT animes with big boobs, your video with big software assets. HMPR DIMENSION games WERE animes with big boobs? A Kafka-esque tale of games 32 42 HuniePop "A real gem. Bonus points for realism, as you will most likely f--- up a lot, and the women will laugh at you, a lot. Just like in real life Good tho." $9.99 ini Sakura Angels "Turns out angels have big t------ and are prone to panty shots Which means the Bible was wrong, as usual, and that's a good thing. I love t---- angels. $9.99 Recommended: January 14 0 35 The Legend of Koran. "Do not be fooled. This is NOT anime. While it may look anime, and while it may seem to have a hot anime girl in it, it is counterfeit $14.99 EGEND while it mavyseem to have a hot anime KORRA anime. Stay safe."
$29.99 METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE "Solid Snake becomes a robot and meets an attractive anime lady has to be this way." Recommended: January 27 Hyperdimension Neptunia Re:Birth! -50% $14.99 "What if instead of being ABOUT animes with big boobs, your video with big software assets. HMPR DIMENSION games WERE animes with big boobs? A Kafka-esque tale of games 32 42 HuniePop "A real gem. Bonus points for realism, as you will most likely f--- up a lot, and the women will laugh at you, a lot. Just like in real life Good tho." $9.99 ini Sakura Angels "Turns out angels have big t------ and are prone to panty shots Which means the Bible was wrong, as usual, and that's a good thing. I love t---- angels. $9.99 Recommended: January 14 0 35 The Legend of Koran. "Do not be fooled. This is NOT anime. While it may look anime, and while it may seem to have a hot anime girl in it, it is counterfeit $14.99 EGEND while it mavyseem to have a hot anime KORRA anime. Stay safe."

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Magic *Snort* *Snort*

172 of 219 people (79%) found this review helpful 9 people found this review funny ayy Imao 238 products in account 4 reviews Recommended 39.1 hrs on record ACICKA Posted: 4 October, 2014 Kill your friends KILL THEM ALL Four-Pack Now Available! User reviews: Very Positive (12,388 reviews) Release Date: 25 Jan, 2011 Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny 110 of 136 people (81%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny TikiVonTiki 28 products in account 5 reviews Recommended 45.1 hrs on record Posted: 12 October, 2014 I stepped out of a crashed flying ship, saw a guy mourning someone in front a tombstone, listened to him tell me how important life was, then enchanted my sword with 5 water and sent him flying out of my screen in 0,2 seconds... 2 minutes later, I got an achievement for killing him 11/10: Truly one of the best games ever Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny
172 of 219 people (79%) found this review helpful 9 people found this review funny ayy Imao 238 products in account 4 reviews Recommended 39.1 hrs on record ACICKA Posted: 4 October, 2014 Kill your friends KILL THEM ALL Four-Pack Now Available! User reviews: Very Positive (12,388 reviews) Release Date: 25 Jan, 2011 Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny 110 of 136 people (81%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny TikiVonTiki 28 products in account 5 reviews Recommended 45.1 hrs on record Posted: 12 October, 2014 I stepped out of a crashed flying ship, saw a guy mourning someone in front a tombstone, listened to him tell me how important life was, then enchanted my sword with 5 water and sent him flying out of my screen in 0,2 seconds... 2 minutes later, I got an achievement for killing him 11/10: Truly one of the best games ever Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny

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Postal 2

180 of 298 people (60%) found this review helpful 10 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /3.8 hrs on record POSTAL Posted: 7 May, 2014@ 12:48am Updated: 7 May, 201412:50am you dont deliver a single letter Was this review helpful? Yes View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This No C Funny
180 of 298 people (60%) found this review helpful 10 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /3.8 hrs on record POSTAL Posted: 7 May, 2014@ 12:48am Updated: 7 May, 201412:50am you dont deliver a single letter Was this review helpful? Yes View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This No C Funny

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Some curators seek very specific things...

Cherry Tree High Comedy Club 7,99 Mid-quality waifus. Consider this an emergency game if you need a 0 small dose of no GF feels and nothing else is available." Recommended: 23 2014 Analogue: A Hate Story "It does have some pretty decent anime chicks, but sadly they're robots or something. This puts a damper on the dating sim aspect of this eroge 9,99 아날로그 ANALOGUE A HATE STORY Recommended: 23 2014 Hatoful Boyfriend 7,99 "A very good game. Though it has much more husbandos (heads up, ladies!) than it has wafus, it does have Azami-chan, which Recommended: 23 2014 8,99 Go! Go! Nippon! My First Trip to Japan- "Not only does it have cute anime girls, it also teaches you a lot about a culture that is, honestly speaking, far superior to ours. Recommended: 23 2014 11,99 FINAL FANTASY VII "Some pretty decent animes in this game. However, the graphics are very aged, so they will sometimes look like LEGO figures. This is bad for immersion." FINALFANTASYVI Recommended: 23 2014 11,99 FINAL FANTASY VIII Some of the best waifus in the Final Fantasy series."
Cherry Tree High Comedy Club 7,99 Mid-quality waifus. Consider this an emergency game if you need a 0 small dose of no GF feels and nothing else is available." Recommended: 23 2014 Analogue: A Hate Story "It does have some pretty decent anime chicks, but sadly they're robots or something. This puts a damper on the dating sim aspect of this eroge 9,99 아날로그 ANALOGUE A HATE STORY Recommended: 23 2014 Hatoful Boyfriend 7,99 "A very good game. Though it has much more husbandos (heads up, ladies!) than it has wafus, it does have Azami-chan, which Recommended: 23 2014 8,99 Go! Go! Nippon! My First Trip to Japan- "Not only does it have cute anime girls, it also teaches you a lot about a culture that is, honestly speaking, far superior to ours. Recommended: 23 2014 11,99 FINAL FANTASY VII "Some pretty decent animes in this game. However, the graphics are very aged, so they will sometimes look like LEGO figures. This is bad for immersion." FINALFANTASYVI Recommended: 23 2014 11,99 FINAL FANTASY VIII Some of the best waifus in the Final Fantasy series."

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The perfect simulator

187 of 228 people (82%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /19.8 hrs on record Posted: 28 Nov, 20138:46am CS:GO is a simulator of the well known computer game "Counter-Strike Was this review helpful? Yes No ② Funny NTERASTRIKE View Store Page ③ View Community Hub Find More Like This
187 of 228 people (82%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /19.8 hrs on record Posted: 28 Nov, 20138:46am CS:GO is a simulator of the well known computer game "Counter-Strike Was this review helpful? Yes No ② Funny NTERASTRIKE View Store Page ③ View Community Hub Find More Like This

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CS:GO Your Self-Esteem

105 of 107 people (98%) found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny Recommended 21.4 hrs last two weeks /350.2 hrs on record Posted: 15 Jan@3:52pm Your self-esteem either dies in this game or it inflates to unbearable proportions. Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny UNTERASTRIKE View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This
105 of 107 people (98%) found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny Recommended 21.4 hrs last two weeks /350.2 hrs on record Posted: 15 Jan@3:52pm Your self-esteem either dies in this game or it inflates to unbearable proportions. Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny UNTERASTRIKE View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This

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CS:GO: the makings of a hero

452 of 528 people (86%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.4 hrs last two weeks /420.8 hrs on record Posted: 10 Mar, 2014 8:26pm UNTERA STRIKE When I was young, tragedy struck my neighborhood when a bomb went off in a local park. I lost my dear uncle in that accident. Along with my pet cat, two hamsters, one very courageous gold fish, my tickle-me elmo doll, and all of my foil Yu Gi Oh cards. It was the firsttime l experienced View Store Page tragedy and despair, feelings that cut so deep I vowed to exact revenge upon whoever did this. View Community Hub I trained every day, running 25 miles a week, lifting weights in 15 pound increments, taking protein supplements as well as spending the majority of my weekends at the firing range. I enlisted in the military, only to be turned down because I was "only a kid." Then, I discovered Counter-Strike;Global Offensive. A perfect simulation of the events I wanted to prevent and take action upon, I was hooked immediately. I threw away my running sneakers FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME for wool socks and sweatpants, as well as a swiveling chair.I put down my weights and protein supplements for Taco Bell and Instant Noodles.I stopped visiting the fire range and instead purchased a Razer gaming mouse. Find More Like This Sandman Slim 173.6 hrs My uncle's still dead though. Was this review helpful? d,Yes No C Funny
452 of 528 people (86%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.4 hrs last two weeks /420.8 hrs on record Posted: 10 Mar, 2014 8:26pm UNTERA STRIKE When I was young, tragedy struck my neighborhood when a bomb went off in a local park. I lost my dear uncle in that accident. Along with my pet cat, two hamsters, one very courageous gold fish, my tickle-me elmo doll, and all of my foil Yu Gi Oh cards. It was the firsttime l experienced View Store Page tragedy and despair, feelings that cut so deep I vowed to exact revenge upon whoever did this. View Community Hub I trained every day, running 25 miles a week, lifting weights in 15 pound increments, taking protein supplements as well as spending the majority of my weekends at the firing range. I enlisted in the military, only to be turned down because I was "only a kid." Then, I discovered Counter-Strike;Global Offensive. A perfect simulation of the events I wanted to prevent and take action upon, I was hooked immediately. I threw away my running sneakers FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME for wool socks and sweatpants, as well as a swiveling chair.I put down my weights and protein supplements for Taco Bell and Instant Noodles.I stopped visiting the fire range and instead purchased a Razer gaming mouse. Find More Like This Sandman Slim 173.6 hrs My uncle's still dead though. Was this review helpful? d,Yes No C Funny

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for the story

1,285 of 1,559 people (82%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 25.2 hrs last two weeks /97.6 hrs on record Posted: 24 Jul, 2014 9:08pm Bought this game for the storyline 10/10 Was this review helpful? 'Yes No Funny UNTER STRIKE View Store Page () View Community Hub Find More Like This -
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dem cases

1,302 of 1,525 people (85%) found this review helpful 125 people found this review funny Recommended 36.4 hrs last two weeks / 610.2 hrs on record Posted: 11 Aug, 20146:46am COUNTERASTRIKE 10/10 would spend £100 on keys again so I can relive the experience of getting 20 galil sandstorms View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like Tis Was this review helpful? YesNoFunny
1,302 of 1,525 people (85%) found this review helpful 125 people found this review funny Recommended 36.4 hrs last two weeks / 610.2 hrs on record Posted: 11 Aug, 20146:46am COUNTERASTRIKE 10/10 would spend £100 on keys again so I can relive the experience of getting 20 galil sandstorms View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like Tis Was this review helpful? YesNoFunny

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Vamdalism is a serious crime.

3,215 of 3,717 people (86%) found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /19.7 hrs on record Posted: 7 Jun, 20145:58pm Updated: 7 Jun, 20147:49pm UNTERASTRIKE In this game you are a Terrorist or elite Counter-Terrorist who has never fired a gun in their life before a round starts. You must help your character learn how to control their guns while killing enemies. Strangely, each character has the mysterious power to fire one or two shots without ridiculous recoil by very briefly jerking in the opposite direction they are moving in View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This When your character wears a Kevlar vest, every part of your character, except the head, are made out of steel. Therefore, the only way to quickly kill people is to shoot them in the head This can be annoying at first, but you will soon get used to shooting a small smudge of pixels on top of a character's body 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME: Sandman Slim 173.6 hrs The Goddess of Guns can materialize guns in your character's hands a few seconds before a round starts. However, your character must pay for the guns, which have vastly overinflated prices. When you have the right amount of money, the Goddess will flash a menu in your character's eyes, allowing them to select the guns they want. More advanced users can make guns materialize out of thin air with their mind as long as they have the right amount of money Maps are often about evil terrorists trying to bomb deserted places. Vandalism is a very serious crime in the Counter-Strike series, so elite Counter-Terrorists are deployed to stop them Unfortunately for the Terrorists, they are dumb and only packed one bomb. However, the Counter-Terrorists do not know how to pick up a dropped bomb, so the Terrorists can still pick it up after it is dropped by a fallen friend In some maps, the terrorists have kidnapped a janitor and low-level desk jockey in a building The Counter-Terrorists have been deployed to save one, not both, of the hostages. In reality this is just a thinly-veiled excuse for the CTs to murder the Terrorists while pumping rounds into the invincible hostages. One weird thing about hostage maps is that you can purchase a Hostage Rescue Kit", which somehow makes gives you the ability to put a grown man on your shoulders in a second. Perhaps it is a spell scroll that allows hostages to hover to your character's shoulders Overall, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a surprisingly solid game about people with the worst gun handling abilities ever seen on Earth. Even though your characters have the aiming abilities of someone with Parkinsons Disease, you have many tactical options that make the game very fun and dynamic. It's worth picking up Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny
3,215 of 3,717 people (86%) found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /19.7 hrs on record Posted: 7 Jun, 20145:58pm Updated: 7 Jun, 20147:49pm UNTERASTRIKE In this game you are a Terrorist or elite Counter-Terrorist who has never fired a gun in their life before a round starts. You must help your character learn how to control their guns while killing enemies. Strangely, each character has the mysterious power to fire one or two shots without ridiculous recoil by very briefly jerking in the opposite direction they are moving in View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This When your character wears a Kevlar vest, every part of your character, except the head, are made out of steel. Therefore, the only way to quickly kill people is to shoot them in the head This can be annoying at first, but you will soon get used to shooting a small smudge of pixels on top of a character's body 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME: Sandman Slim 173.6 hrs The Goddess of Guns can materialize guns in your character's hands a few seconds before a round starts. However, your character must pay for the guns, which have vastly overinflated prices. When you have the right amount of money, the Goddess will flash a menu in your character's eyes, allowing them to select the guns they want. More advanced users can make guns materialize out of thin air with their mind as long as they have the right amount of money Maps are often about evil terrorists trying to bomb deserted places. Vandalism is a very serious crime in the Counter-Strike series, so elite Counter-Terrorists are deployed to stop them Unfortunately for the Terrorists, they are dumb and only packed one bomb. However, the Counter-Terrorists do not know how to pick up a dropped bomb, so the Terrorists can still pick it up after it is dropped by a fallen friend In some maps, the terrorists have kidnapped a janitor and low-level desk jockey in a building The Counter-Terrorists have been deployed to save one, not both, of the hostages. In reality this is just a thinly-veiled excuse for the CTs to murder the Terrorists while pumping rounds into the invincible hostages. One weird thing about hostage maps is that you can purchase a Hostage Rescue Kit", which somehow makes gives you the ability to put a grown man on your shoulders in a second. Perhaps it is a spell scroll that allows hostages to hover to your character's shoulders Overall, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a surprisingly solid game about people with the worst gun handling abilities ever seen on Earth. Even though your characters have the aiming abilities of someone with Parkinsons Disease, you have many tactical options that make the game very fun and dynamic. It's worth picking up Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny

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Hyperdiemsnion Neptunia Re;Birth 1 review

3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Recommended 1.8 hrs last two weeks/1.8 hrs on record Posted: Feb 2@5:36pm I was anime-free for a bit more than 5 years! During this time I hadn't given one single glance at View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This any potential superior 2d waifu nor had I sullied my eyes with pantsu-shots or boob-physics. Now comes this... Damn you Steam, you turned me into a weeb once again. 10/10 I have no regret. Was this review helpful? Yes No e Funny
3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Recommended 1.8 hrs last two weeks/1.8 hrs on record Posted: Feb 2@5:36pm I was anime-free for a bit more than 5 years! During this time I hadn't given one single glance at View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This any potential superior 2d waifu nor had I sullied my eyes with pantsu-shots or boob-physics. Now comes this... Damn you Steam, you turned me into a weeb once again. 10/10 I have no regret. Was this review helpful? Yes No e Funny

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Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1 Review

No ratings yet Recommended 21.7 hrs last two weeks /21.7 hrs on record Posted: Feb 2@9:21pm Pros: View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This -if you're a gamer, you're going to laugh your .vv off -wait, nevermind, you're going to laugh youroff anyway -can adjust game settings to suit your style (item drops, difficulty, etc) female cast (because the testerone brigade + a couple eye candy mages is getting old) -did I mention these females are tougher than Chuck Norris? A feminist would be proud -Girls, if you're into them Lots of lesbian subtext, if you're one of them -Some lesbian text Lesbians(?) -after your first playthrough, you can hit Amazon and buy a bunch of consoles and video games you didn't know you needed until now -can use an xbox controller, which makes the game less clunky to play Cons: -If you're a WBC member, you're going to have a bad time -GRINDING -Compa's victory pose gets old after awhile -Some of the animation 'ahem "camera angles" can make a younger gamer feel a bit uncomfortable. Or anyone, really -You have to unlock the good items before being able to buy them MATERIALS -ITEM DROPS -GRINDING Not a lot of males from what I've seen so far. I mean, that's not bad if you don't care too much but some diversity is nice -IF will get more action than you will Final Verdict: Yuri/10 Bought this game on an impulse buy without ANY idea what it was about (seriously, not a single clue about the fanservice, humor, or jokes. It was just intuition). Didn't put it down once the entire weekend (except for food/sleep)
No ratings yet Recommended 21.7 hrs last two weeks /21.7 hrs on record Posted: Feb 2@9:21pm Pros: View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This -if you're a gamer, you're going to laugh your .vv off -wait, nevermind, you're going to laugh youroff anyway -can adjust game settings to suit your style (item drops, difficulty, etc) female cast (because the testerone brigade + a couple eye candy mages is getting old) -did I mention these females are tougher than Chuck Norris? A feminist would be proud -Girls, if you're into them Lots of lesbian subtext, if you're one of them -Some lesbian text Lesbians(?) -after your first playthrough, you can hit Amazon and buy a bunch of consoles and video games you didn't know you needed until now -can use an xbox controller, which makes the game less clunky to play Cons: -If you're a WBC member, you're going to have a bad time -GRINDING -Compa's victory pose gets old after awhile -Some of the animation 'ahem "camera angles" can make a younger gamer feel a bit uncomfortable. Or anyone, really -You have to unlock the good items before being able to buy them MATERIALS -ITEM DROPS -GRINDING Not a lot of males from what I've seen so far. I mean, that's not bad if you don't care too much but some diversity is nice -IF will get more action than you will Final Verdict: Yuri/10 Bought this game on an impulse buy without ANY idea what it was about (seriously, not a single clue about the fanservice, humor, or jokes. It was just intuition). Didn't put it down once the entire weekend (except for food/sleep)

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