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325 of 377 people (86%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /55.5 hrs on recond XCCM Posted: 18 Jul, 2014@ 9:41am ENEMY KNOWN José had a 98% chance to hit five feet away with a shotgun. José missed. José's dead now. RIP José. View Store Page View Community Hub Was this review helpful? -Q, Find More Like This Yes No 3 Funny
325 of 377 people (86%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /55.5 hrs on recond XCCM Posted: 18 Jul, 2014@ 9:41am ENEMY KNOWN José had a 98% chance to hit five feet away with a shotgun. José missed. José's dead now. RIP José. View Store Page View Community Hub Was this review helpful? -Q, Find More Like This Yes No 3 Funny

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The story telling of Counter Strike

7,200 of 8,539 people (84%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 258.4 hrs on record Posted: 20 Mar, 20144:49am I shoot bullets at a person, and they die from it. Sometimes they do not. Sometimes they shoot me. Very deep storytelling UNTERSTRIKE View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME:
7,200 of 8,539 people (84%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 258.4 hrs on record Posted: 20 Mar, 20144:49am I shoot bullets at a person, and they die from it. Sometimes they do not. Sometimes they shoot me. Very deep storytelling UNTERSTRIKE View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME:

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Europa Universalis IV

3,459 of 3,734 people (93%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny LTROPAIV OUNIVERSALIS Recommended 1.7 hrs last two weeks /550.4 hrs on record Posted: 16 Mar, 2014 3:16pm Sadly due to the rapidly globalized economy and world we live in, exploiting indigenous populations is not nearly as easy nor profitable as it used to be. But thanks to the fine people at View Store Page Paradox Interactive, I can unleash the inner beast that resides within all white European christians and do my part for humanity. Once I get bored from ousting the filthy Turkomans from Constantinople (not giving it back to Byzantium because wwww orthodoxy Pope #1 forever get rekt bearded priests) I can turn my furious and just gaze across the atlantic and kill lots of savages Cnot my fault those filthy natives were living on Burgundian Florida). Soon the whole world will be swathed in burgundian colors, or all thats actually worth ruling (not ruling africa because africa and lots of zulu rebellions plus mosquitos). View Community Hub Find More Like This This game is best played with a warm cup of Folger's coffee in your hands, so you can actually smell the oppression while you relive the greatest period of time of all time. The period when white people discovered the world, and decided they didnt like it.
3,459 of 3,734 people (93%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny LTROPAIV OUNIVERSALIS Recommended 1.7 hrs last two weeks /550.4 hrs on record Posted: 16 Mar, 2014 3:16pm Sadly due to the rapidly globalized economy and world we live in, exploiting indigenous populations is not nearly as easy nor profitable as it used to be. But thanks to the fine people at View Store Page Paradox Interactive, I can unleash the inner beast that resides within all white European christians and do my part for humanity. Once I get bored from ousting the filthy Turkomans from Constantinople (not giving it back to Byzantium because wwww orthodoxy Pope #1 forever get rekt bearded priests) I can turn my furious and just gaze across the atlantic and kill lots of savages Cnot my fault those filthy natives were living on Burgundian Florida). Soon the whole world will be swathed in burgundian colors, or all thats actually worth ruling (not ruling africa because africa and lots of zulu rebellions plus mosquitos). View Community Hub Find More Like This This game is best played with a warm cup of Folger's coffee in your hands, so you can actually smell the oppression while you relive the greatest period of time of all time. The period when white people discovered the world, and decided they didnt like it.

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492 of 559 people (88%) found this review helpful 14 people found this review funny EUROPA OUNIVERSALIS Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /457.0 hrs on record Posted: Nov 5, 2014 12:17pmm Updated: Nov 5, 2014 12:18pm In Europa Universalis IV you play a powerful sorcerer that acts as the "guiding hand" for the nation. The spells you cast draw on three mana pools: Paper Mana, Bird Mana, and Sword Mana. Bird mana is used to make peace deals, genocide cultures, and stop your people from whining about war weariness. Paper mana, in combination with a gold sacrifice, can be used to cast construction spells, in addition to making a province you gained two years ago a core part of your nation somehow. Sword mana is used for enchanting rebel factions to keep them in line. You generate mana for these pools by sucking the life essence from your monarch and his cabinet of advisors. Be careful, though, as the ones that generate the most mana tend to die rather quickly. You'll frequently see your 6/4/5 monarch die by age 30. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This You'll notice that most of the spells are involved with either war or keeping your people from whining about war. Don't worry, that's by design. There's nothing to do if you aren't at war 10/10 it's okay Was this review helpful? Yes NoFunny
492 of 559 people (88%) found this review helpful 14 people found this review funny EUROPA OUNIVERSALIS Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /457.0 hrs on record Posted: Nov 5, 2014 12:17pmm Updated: Nov 5, 2014 12:18pm In Europa Universalis IV you play a powerful sorcerer that acts as the "guiding hand" for the nation. The spells you cast draw on three mana pools: Paper Mana, Bird Mana, and Sword Mana. Bird mana is used to make peace deals, genocide cultures, and stop your people from whining about war weariness. Paper mana, in combination with a gold sacrifice, can be used to cast construction spells, in addition to making a province you gained two years ago a core part of your nation somehow. Sword mana is used for enchanting rebel factions to keep them in line. You generate mana for these pools by sucking the life essence from your monarch and his cabinet of advisors. Be careful, though, as the ones that generate the most mana tend to die rather quickly. You'll frequently see your 6/4/5 monarch die by age 30. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This You'll notice that most of the spells are involved with either war or keeping your people from whining about war. Don't worry, that's by design. There's nothing to do if you aren't at war 10/10 it's okay Was this review helpful? Yes NoFunny

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12/10 would remove kebab again

599 of 709 people (84%) found this review helpful 5 people found this review funny EUROPA OUNIVERSALIS Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /312.6 hrs on record Posted: Nov 3, 2014 8:18am Basically a map colouring simulator where genocide, slavery and exploitation of natives in America and Africa is encouraged 12/10 would remove kebab again. Was this review helpful? ●Yes No View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Funny
599 of 709 people (84%) found this review helpful 5 people found this review funny EUROPA OUNIVERSALIS Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /312.6 hrs on record Posted: Nov 3, 2014 8:18am Basically a map colouring simulator where genocide, slavery and exploitation of natives in America and Africa is encouraged 12/10 would remove kebab again. Was this review helpful? ●Yes No View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Funny

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tfw half the world joins the coalition

970 of 1,078 people (90%) found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny EUROPAI Recommended 5.9 hrs last two weeks / 1,273.1 hrs on record Posted: Nov 10, 2014 7:38am France annexes half of Spain and everyones cool with it. I take 2 provinces from pommerania and it sparks a world war. 10/10 would cry again Was this review helpful? bYes View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This No C Funny
970 of 1,078 people (90%) found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny EUROPAI Recommended 5.9 hrs last two weeks / 1,273.1 hrs on record Posted: Nov 10, 2014 7:38am France annexes half of Spain and everyones cool with it. I take 2 provinces from pommerania and it sparks a world war. 10/10 would cry again Was this review helpful? bYes View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This No C Funny

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Long Live the Queen2

103 of 128 people (80%) found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny Robin the Badass T. 3 products in account 16 reviews Recommended 1.6 hrs on record Posted: October 25, 2014 I trained myself in combat, I learned about the commoners Even the royal guards are no match for my smarts. Owned by some damn chocolates 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 76 of 96 people (79%) found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny Shad Shadington 23 products in account 3 reviews Recommended 1.3 hrs on record Posted: October 23, 2014 I executed some dudes, got countless soldiers killed, hired a random girl that juggles daggers, dissapointed my father and then got shot by bandits while going to a birthday party 10/10 would die again Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 83 of 108 people (77%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Chihaya Ayase 225 products in account 9 reviews Recommended 5.7 hrs on record Posted: October 1, 2014 i love this game, too bad its a one playthrough then skip all need more games like this and of course i ate the damn chocolate, a master swordswoman owned by chocolate -.-
103 of 128 people (80%) found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny Robin the Badass T. 3 products in account 16 reviews Recommended 1.6 hrs on record Posted: October 25, 2014 I trained myself in combat, I learned about the commoners Even the royal guards are no match for my smarts. Owned by some damn chocolates 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 76 of 96 people (79%) found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny Shad Shadington 23 products in account 3 reviews Recommended 1.3 hrs on record Posted: October 23, 2014 I executed some dudes, got countless soldiers killed, hired a random girl that juggles daggers, dissapointed my father and then got shot by bandits while going to a birthday party 10/10 would die again Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny 83 of 108 people (77%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Chihaya Ayase 225 products in account 9 reviews Recommended 5.7 hrs on record Posted: October 1, 2014 i love this game, too bad its a one playthrough then skip all need more games like this and of course i ate the damn chocolate, a master swordswoman owned by chocolate -.-

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Long Live the Queen-Death by Chocolate

164 of 194 people (85%) found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny HarmlessBreeze 99 products in account 13 reviews Recommended 3.7 hrs on record Posted: November 11, 2014 Spend evervday tr mad gainz Put down peasant revolution Mastering all sorts of arcane knowledge aining to get dem Death by chocolate G.G Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny
164 of 194 people (85%) found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny HarmlessBreeze 99 products in account 13 reviews Recommended 3.7 hrs on record Posted: November 11, 2014 Spend evervday tr mad gainz Put down peasant revolution Mastering all sorts of arcane knowledge aining to get dem Death by chocolate G.G Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny

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Long Live the Queen

291 of 332 people (88%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny 2 Revolver Ocelot 186 products in account 90 reviews Recommended 5.2 hrs on record Posted: October 4, 2014 Makes Dark Souls look like a casual E for Everyone' Care Bear Island Adventure game. Was this review helpful? Yes 『No Funny
291 of 332 people (88%) found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny 2 Revolver Ocelot 186 products in account 90 reviews Recommended 5.2 hrs on record Posted: October 4, 2014 Makes Dark Souls look like a casual E for Everyone' Care Bear Island Adventure game. Was this review helpful? Yes 『No Funny

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2,884 of 3,486 people (83%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/927.1 hrs on record DOTA 2 Posted: Apr 19, 2014@11:25am When Putin invades the Ukraine and World War 3 starts, this game will be the reason why so many people from all around the world will gladly pick up arms against the Russians. View Store Page ® View Community Hub Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny Find More Like This
2,884 of 3,486 people (83%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/927.1 hrs on record DOTA 2 Posted: Apr 19, 2014@11:25am When Putin invades the Ukraine and World War 3 starts, this game will be the reason why so many people from all around the world will gladly pick up arms against the Russians. View Store Page ® View Community Hub Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny Find More Like This

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Broforce: Communist Repellant

2,118 of 3,011 people (70%) found this review helpful 8 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 9.7 hrs on record Posted: Jul 4, 2014@ 6:49pm UPON LAUNCHING THIS GAME, MY COLD RED COMMUNIST HEART WAS IMMEDIATELY ASSUALTE SEVERAL HOURS READING MARXIST PROPAGANDA AND SPREADING IDEAS OF FREE HEALTHCARE TO AVOID BEING LURED BY THE SIREN CALL OF BASEBALL, APPLE PIE AND DEEPFRIED BUTTER ON A STICK, A FEW OF THE MANY TOOLS THE CAPITALIST MONSTER HAS AT ITS DISPOSAL. DO NOT RECCOMEND. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This D WITH COPIOUS LEVELS OF FREEDOM. AFTER PLAYING THE GAME, I HAD TO SPEND
2,118 of 3,011 people (70%) found this review helpful 8 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 9.7 hrs on record Posted: Jul 4, 2014@ 6:49pm UPON LAUNCHING THIS GAME, MY COLD RED COMMUNIST HEART WAS IMMEDIATELY ASSUALTE SEVERAL HOURS READING MARXIST PROPAGANDA AND SPREADING IDEAS OF FREE HEALTHCARE TO AVOID BEING LURED BY THE SIREN CALL OF BASEBALL, APPLE PIE AND DEEPFRIED BUTTER ON A STICK, A FEW OF THE MANY TOOLS THE CAPITALIST MONSTER HAS AT ITS DISPOSAL. DO NOT RECCOMEND. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This D WITH COPIOUS LEVELS OF FREEDOM. AFTER PLAYING THE GAME, I HAD TO SPEND

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Recommended 60.3 hrs on record Posted: November 11, 2014 Everything seems fine. Winter rolls around. Food stocks are well beyond surplus, everyone... Okay, most people are wearing clothes, people all seem healthy A group of nomads come to your town hall upon seeing your vast reserves of resources and food You allow them to join your settlement, what could be the harm in adding some more workers? A little bit rolls by seemingly fine, but suddenly you have no food reserves and the planting of new crops have just started! People are starving in the streets. Nobody has any food in their homes. Then you notice that fuel reserves have dwindled while you were trying to solve your food shortage problem! People are now huddling in their homes with their families freezing to death and you can't stop it! Then an outbreak of Influenza comes through, your town's only physician died of starvation not too long ago. All hell has broken loose and your citizens are dieing too rapidly for you to do anything about it. You watch in horror Everything you knew has crumbled before you. A sprawling settlement is suddenly eerily empty after only about a year or two of commotion Everyone is dead. You didn't get the O population nomads mod You turn off your computer and go weep in the corner of the room after the mass extinction that just happened due to your negligence 12/10. I love this game
Recommended 60.3 hrs on record Posted: November 11, 2014 Everything seems fine. Winter rolls around. Food stocks are well beyond surplus, everyone... Okay, most people are wearing clothes, people all seem healthy A group of nomads come to your town hall upon seeing your vast reserves of resources and food You allow them to join your settlement, what could be the harm in adding some more workers? A little bit rolls by seemingly fine, but suddenly you have no food reserves and the planting of new crops have just started! People are starving in the streets. Nobody has any food in their homes. Then you notice that fuel reserves have dwindled while you were trying to solve your food shortage problem! People are now huddling in their homes with their families freezing to death and you can't stop it! Then an outbreak of Influenza comes through, your town's only physician died of starvation not too long ago. All hell has broken loose and your citizens are dieing too rapidly for you to do anything about it. You watch in horror Everything you knew has crumbled before you. A sprawling settlement is suddenly eerily empty after only about a year or two of commotion Everyone is dead. You didn't get the O population nomads mod You turn off your computer and go weep in the corner of the room after the mass extinction that just happened due to your negligence 12/10. I love this game

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Recommended 18.9 hrs on record Posted: November 17, 2014 My entire village burned down, leaving two teenage boys alive and no-one else. I had a very successful economy so they survived on their own for many years in the burnt out husk of what was once a thriving merchant town by living off my extensive stockpile of most resources. Unable to have children for obvious reasons, they slowly grew old, and in late winter of Year 108, they both died at the ripe old ages of 72 and 73 respectively 11/10 would play again.
Recommended 18.9 hrs on record Posted: November 17, 2014 My entire village burned down, leaving two teenage boys alive and no-one else. I had a very successful economy so they survived on their own for many years in the burnt out husk of what was once a thriving merchant town by living off my extensive stockpile of most resources. Unable to have children for obvious reasons, they slowly grew old, and in late winter of Year 108, they both died at the ripe old ages of 72 and 73 respectively 11/10 would play again.

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860 of 1,031 people (83%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /16.6 hrs on record Posted: 9 Jan, 20147:43pm metal gear rising is the world's most reliable natural male enhancement. if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, that's normal behavior when playing this game, and the game's pretty short so you're probably almost done. View Store Page View Community Hub Yes No C Funny Find More Like This Was this review helpful?
860 of 1,031 people (83%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /16.6 hrs on record Posted: 9 Jan, 20147:43pm metal gear rising is the world's most reliable natural male enhancement. if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, that's normal behavior when playing this game, and the game's pretty short so you're probably almost done. View Store Page View Community Hub Yes No C Funny Find More Like This Was this review helpful?

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metal gear metal gear rising: revengeance this game makes my metal gear rise it makes my snake solid it hardens my nanomachines

596 of 672 people (89%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /10.1 hrs on record Posted: 26 Jan, 2014@ 10:04am If you told me a decade ago that Raiden would be cooler than Dante I would have punched you in the goddamn mouth yet here we are. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny
596 of 672 people (89%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /10.1 hrs on record Posted: 26 Jan, 2014@ 10:04am If you told me a decade ago that Raiden would be cooler than Dante I would have punched you in the goddamn mouth yet here we are. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny

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fruit ninja HD

449 of 566 people (79%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /22.3 hrs on record Posted: 20 Jan, 2014@ 7:15am fruit ninja HD View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No ©Funny
449 of 566 people (79%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /22.3 hrs on record Posted: 20 Jan, 2014@ 7:15am fruit ninja HD View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No ©Funny

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U A K II 178 of 209 people (85%) found this review helpful Recommended 0 hrs last two weeks 11 hrs on record actually a second quake is just called an aftershock but hey Posted: 2 Apr11:31am
U A K II 178 of 209 people (85%) found this review helpful Recommended 0 hrs last two weeks 11 hrs on record actually a second quake is just called an aftershock but hey Posted: 2 Apr11:31am

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Democracy 3

Philgamesh 97 productos en la cuenta 2 análisis Recomendado 11.5 h registradas Publicado: 7 de noviembre de 2014 Everytime I manage to give everyone free healthcare and education while simultaneously running a surplus I get assassinated by capitalists. Best America simulator out there Sotha Chil 152 productos en la cuenta 14 análisis Recomendado 3.9 h registradas Publicado: 4 de octubre de 2014 Made a racial equality law and was assasinated by Black people. 10/10
Philgamesh 97 productos en la cuenta 2 análisis Recomendado 11.5 h registradas Publicado: 7 de noviembre de 2014 Everytime I manage to give everyone free healthcare and education while simultaneously running a surplus I get assassinated by capitalists. Best America simulator out there Sotha Chil 152 productos en la cuenta 14 análisis Recomendado 3.9 h registradas Publicado: 4 de octubre de 2014 Made a racial equality law and was assasinated by Black people. 10/10

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Super Hexagon

Vanya 126 productos en la cuenta 2 análisis Recomendado 7.5 h registradas Publicado: 5 de octubre de 2014 Game Over Simulator 2014 -Jp 146 productos en la cuenta 2 análisis Recomendado 20.6 h registradas Publicado: 1 de octubre de 2014 It's just like bullet hell, but without the "bullet" part. Only hell. I love it. Quirah 323 productos en la cuenta 9 análisis Recomendado 5.4 h registradas Publicado: 18 de octubre de 2014 its like dark souls with hexagons. 10/10
Vanya 126 productos en la cuenta 2 análisis Recomendado 7.5 h registradas Publicado: 5 de octubre de 2014 Game Over Simulator 2014 -Jp 146 productos en la cuenta 2 análisis Recomendado 20.6 h registradas Publicado: 1 de octubre de 2014 It's just like bullet hell, but without the "bullet" part. Only hell. I love it. Quirah 323 productos en la cuenta 9 análisis Recomendado 5.4 h registradas Publicado: 18 de octubre de 2014 its like dark souls with hexagons. 10/10

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Huniepop in a nutshell.

A 412 de 524 personas (79%) les ha sido útil este analisis 32 personas han encontrado divertido este análisis thedrumkid92 215 productos en la cuenta 1 análisis Recomendado 2.2 h registradas Publicado: 23 de enero it's p--- &Te ha sido útil este análisis? N
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