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Steam Reviews: Dark Souls II

5,333 of 6,126 people (87%) found this review helpful 136 388 products in account 2 reviews Recommended 15.9 hrs on record Game is so hard I can't even launch it Posted: April 24th, 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes No 1,371 of 1,554 people (88%) found this review helpful 23 Ruby Rose 119 products in account 5 reviews Recommended 29.5 hrs on record I just got gangbanged by Three Little Pigs Posted April 25th, 2014 was this review helpful? Yes No
5,333 of 6,126 people (87%) found this review helpful 136 388 products in account 2 reviews Recommended 15.9 hrs on record Game is so hard I can't even launch it Posted: April 24th, 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes No 1,371 of 1,554 people (88%) found this review helpful 23 Ruby Rose 119 products in account 5 reviews Recommended 29.5 hrs on record I just got gangbanged by Three Little Pigs Posted April 25th, 2014 was this review helpful? Yes No

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(The Forest) How's that for a bedtime story

6,176 of 7,285 people (85%) found this review helpful THE FOREST Recommended 0 hrs last two weeks/7 hrs on record EARLY ACCESS REVMIEW I found a sea turtle and I named him Carl. We played games together. We laughed. We cried The darkness came. I got hungry. I ate Carl. 10/10 Posted: 31 May@10:28pm Was this review helpful? Yes No View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This
6,176 of 7,285 people (85%) found this review helpful THE FOREST Recommended 0 hrs last two weeks/7 hrs on record EARLY ACCESS REVMIEW I found a sea turtle and I named him Carl. We played games together. We laughed. We cried The darkness came. I got hungry. I ate Carl. 10/10 Posted: 31 May@10:28pm Was this review helpful? Yes No View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This

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Dark Souls II

I WAS KILLED BY 3 PIGLETS FASTER THAN I WAS BY A GIANT WITH A GREATSWORD 10/10
I WAS KILLED BY 3 PIGLETS FASTER THAN I WAS BY A GIANT WITH A GREATSWORD 10/10

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62 of 63 people (98%) found this review helpful Recommended 29.7 hrs on record Walked into a room on a night sever, in which 2 guys with no pants proceeded to beat me over the head with shovels, Chanting tribe chants. Posted: 4 January Was this review helpful? Yes No
62 of 63 people (98%) found this review helpful Recommended 29.7 hrs on record Walked into a room on a night sever, in which 2 guys with no pants proceeded to beat me over the head with shovels, Chanting tribe chants. Posted: 4 January Was this review helpful? Yes No

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(Watch Dogs) Wonder what he wrote after that

30 of 54 people (56%) found this review helpful Shrek 378 products in account 34 reviews Recommended 10.6 hrs on record There I was, sitting at the table, waiting for his next mov..... Queen to B3... I was done. Over. I lost the intense battle. I pulled out my gun, shot my opponent in the head, robbed the coffee shop, then walked out the door. Several people were calling the police, I had to commit mass homicide to protect myself but one got through. A fan fiction writer 10/10 Posted:May 27th, 2014 READ MORE Was this review helpful? , Yes No
30 of 54 people (56%) found this review helpful Shrek 378 products in account 34 reviews Recommended 10.6 hrs on record There I was, sitting at the table, waiting for his next mov..... Queen to B3... I was done. Over. I lost the intense battle. I pulled out my gun, shot my opponent in the head, robbed the coffee shop, then walked out the door. Several people were calling the police, I had to commit mass homicide to protect myself but one got through. A fan fiction writer 10/10 Posted:May 27th, 2014 READ MORE Was this review helpful? , Yes No

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"Watch Dogs"

1,792 of 2,707 people (66%) found this review helpful 101 Kerry 37 products in account 4 reviews Not Recommended 17.3 hrs on record Definately one of the best games that comes out this entire decade. 10/10, but there's one thing that I'd like to point out The title is indeed, very, very, misleading. You can't watch dogs at all. So if you're an animal lover, this isn't the game for you. Tons of violence, and no animals.l've played for about 8 hours now, roaming the streets, and there's still no dogs to be found. All I've seen are people. Ubisoft, I demand a refund so I can buy a game that's actually based on watching dogs Posted May 26th, 2014 was this review helpful? Yes No
1,792 of 2,707 people (66%) found this review helpful 101 Kerry 37 products in account 4 reviews Not Recommended 17.3 hrs on record Definately one of the best games that comes out this entire decade. 10/10, but there's one thing that I'd like to point out The title is indeed, very, very, misleading. You can't watch dogs at all. So if you're an animal lover, this isn't the game for you. Tons of violence, and no animals.l've played for about 8 hours now, roaming the streets, and there's still no dogs to be found. All I've seen are people. Ubisoft, I demand a refund so I can buy a game that's actually based on watching dogs Posted May 26th, 2014 was this review helpful? Yes No

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Steam Reviews: Watch Dogs

Helpful customer reviews About Reviews LTER Most helpfu Only positive Only negative 2,315 of 2,790 people (83%) found this review helpful 77鼎 Fiske 326 products in account 14 reviews Not Recommended 3.0 hrs on record The first mission is quite a difficult one where you have to repeatedly try to log in to the Uplay mainframe Posted May 27th, 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes No 899 of 1,077 people (83%) found this review helpful 28悪 Sentient Being 、 Not Recommended 1.8 hrs on record 7 reviews BANK ACCOUNT HACKED Being. Sentient] Suckered by Ubisoft] Age: 271 [Occupation: Idiot [Bank Account: -$59.99] Posted. May 27th 2014 was this review helpful? th, Yes No 1,468 of 1,873 people (78%) found this review helpful 13 Not Recommended 200 products in account 11.1 hrs on record 1 review uDontplay Posted May 27th 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes No
Helpful customer reviews About Reviews LTER Most helpfu Only positive Only negative 2,315 of 2,790 people (83%) found this review helpful 77鼎 Fiske 326 products in account 14 reviews Not Recommended 3.0 hrs on record The first mission is quite a difficult one where you have to repeatedly try to log in to the Uplay mainframe Posted May 27th, 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes No 899 of 1,077 people (83%) found this review helpful 28悪 Sentient Being 、 Not Recommended 1.8 hrs on record 7 reviews BANK ACCOUNT HACKED Being. Sentient] Suckered by Ubisoft] Age: 271 [Occupation: Idiot [Bank Account: -$59.99] Posted. May 27th 2014 was this review helpful? th, Yes No 1,468 of 1,873 people (78%) found this review helpful 13 Not Recommended 200 products in account 11.1 hrs on record 1 review uDontplay Posted May 27th 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes No

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Counter-Strike: GO, As Told By Steam Reviews

10,405 of 11,624 people (90%) found this review helpful 125 compliKATIEd 85 products in account 3 reviews Recommended 614.0 hrs on record you elther die a noob or live long enough to get called a hacker Posted: February 27th, 2014 Was this review helpful? YesNo
10,405 of 11,624 people (90%) found this review helpful 125 compliKATIEd 85 products in account 3 reviews Recommended 614.0 hrs on record you elther die a noob or live long enough to get called a hacker Posted: February 27th, 2014 Was this review helpful? YesNo

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Counter-Strike: GO, As Told By Steam Reviews

"This game has the best chicken Al of gaming history. 10/10 would knife . those chıckens again.
"This game has the best chicken Al of gaming history. 10/10 would knife . those chıckens again.

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Steam Reviews: Skyrim

2,582 of 2,927 people (88%) found this review helpful 92 [KNoSCJMrDireWolf 1 products in account 1 review Recommended 1,494.9 hrs on record My play time says it all. Posted: March 26th, 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes No 1,320 of 1,499 people (88%) found this review helpful 45 213 products in account 19 reviews Recommended 451.5 hrs on record Playing Skyrim is like masturbating. Feels good doing it but later you regret it. And then you keep on doing it 10/10 Posted: June 29th, 2014 Was this review helpful? th, Yes No
2,582 of 2,927 people (88%) found this review helpful 92 [KNoSCJMrDireWolf 1 products in account 1 review Recommended 1,494.9 hrs on record My play time says it all. Posted: March 26th, 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes No 1,320 of 1,499 people (88%) found this review helpful 45 213 products in account 19 reviews Recommended 451.5 hrs on record Playing Skyrim is like masturbating. Feels good doing it but later you regret it. And then you keep on doing it 10/10 Posted: June 29th, 2014 Was this review helpful? th, Yes No

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Skyrim, As Told By Steam Reviews

" killed a chicken andtheentire town banded together to kill me 10/10"
" killed a chicken andtheentire town banded together to kill me 10/10"

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Steam Reviews: Broforce

About Re gative his review helpful 60 lot Recommended 4.0 hrs on record DO YOU LOVE MURRICA? DO YOU LOVE FREEDOM? DO YOU LOVE GUNS?? THIS IS THE GAME OF THE YEAR! WHAT YEAR? EVERY YEAR!!!! Posted: April 7th 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes N e (88%) found this review helpful rungus
About Re gative his review helpful 60 lot Recommended 4.0 hrs on record DO YOU LOVE MURRICA? DO YOU LOVE FREEDOM? DO YOU LOVE GUNS?? THIS IS THE GAME OF THE YEAR! WHAT YEAR? EVERY YEAR!!!! Posted: April 7th 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes N e (88%) found this review helpful rungus

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More DayZ Steam Reviews

Steam View Friends Games Help roll later's Account ▼ > STORE LIBRARY COMMUNITY RUNDOWN2.0 K BIG PICTURE C屳 httpzllstore.steampowered.com/app/221100/ 2,047 of 2,208 people (93%) found this review helpful 252 ULikePokeSquid 114 products in account 1 review Recommended 8.8 hrs on record You either die a hiker or you live long enough to see yourself become a serial killer murdering hikers Posted: December 27th, 2013 Was this review helpful? Yes No 3,469 of 3,814 people (91%) found this review helpful 81 Quackrz 32 products in account 1 review Recommended 65.5 hrs on record A group of males handcuffed me and took my pants off 10/10 Posted: December 27th, 2013 Was this review helpful? Yes No +ADDA GAME... VIEW FRIENDS LIST 2 Online (1 OF 1 ITEMS COMPLETE)
Steam View Friends Games Help roll later's Account ▼ > STORE LIBRARY COMMUNITY RUNDOWN2.0 K BIG PICTURE C屳 httpzllstore.steampowered.com/app/221100/ 2,047 of 2,208 people (93%) found this review helpful 252 ULikePokeSquid 114 products in account 1 review Recommended 8.8 hrs on record You either die a hiker or you live long enough to see yourself become a serial killer murdering hikers Posted: December 27th, 2013 Was this review helpful? Yes No 3,469 of 3,814 people (91%) found this review helpful 81 Quackrz 32 products in account 1 review Recommended 65.5 hrs on record A group of males handcuffed me and took my pants off 10/10 Posted: December 27th, 2013 Was this review helpful? Yes No +ADDA GAME... VIEW FRIENDS LIST 2 Online (1 OF 1 ITEMS COMPLETE)

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DayZ (Alpha stage) Steam Reviews

5.8 hrs on record Drank disinfectant and died Recommended 7.1 hrs on record 10/10 You eat spaghetti a single strand at a time. Recommended 7.7 hrs on record Getting shot for beans: the video game 30.4 hrs on record Posted: December 20th, 2013 The only game where you can handcuff a woman at gunpoint, get her to strip and give you her possessions, force feed her rotten fruit and then break her legs and leave her to die. as this review helpful? Yes No 13.6 hrs onrecoio This Alpha is off to a great start. Ths game offers a very reaistic depiction of Detrait. 2 http:/lwww.youtube.comiwatch?v cuVJP7HoVOA 17.1 hrs on record i ate a rotten kiwi and died
5.8 hrs on record Drank disinfectant and died Recommended 7.1 hrs on record 10/10 You eat spaghetti a single strand at a time. Recommended 7.7 hrs on record Getting shot for beans: the video game 30.4 hrs on record Posted: December 20th, 2013 The only game where you can handcuff a woman at gunpoint, get her to strip and give you her possessions, force feed her rotten fruit and then break her legs and leave her to die. as this review helpful? Yes No 13.6 hrs onrecoio This Alpha is off to a great start. Ths game offers a very reaistic depiction of Detrait. 2 http:/lwww.youtube.comiwatch?v cuVJP7HoVOA 17.1 hrs on record i ate a rotten kiwi and died

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Watch Dogs, as Told by Steam Reviews

TV STOLE$220 FROM A GUY WHO WAS CANCE
TV STOLE$220 FROM A GUY WHO WAS CANCE

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cockbar reviewed Europa Universalis IV 2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful EUROPA UINIVERSALUIS 3 hrs last two weeks /4 hrs on record You can play as an African tribe for 4 hours and then get your s--- f----- by all of europe. Was this review helpful? bYes No
cockbar reviewed Europa Universalis IV 2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful EUROPA UINIVERSALUIS 3 hrs last two weeks /4 hrs on record You can play as an African tribe for 4 hours and then get your s--- f----- by all of europe. Was this review helpful? bYes No

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492 of 570 people (86%) found this review helpful 20 people found this review funny Samekichi Kiseki 75 products in account 17 reviews Recommended 38.9 hrs on record Posted: 16 October, 2014 10/10 Was this review helpful? No Funny
492 of 570 people (86%) found this review helpful 20 people found this review funny Samekichi Kiseki 75 products in account 17 reviews Recommended 38.9 hrs on record Posted: 16 October, 2014 10/10 Was this review helpful? No Funny

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broroh > Reviews > Hatoful Boyfriend 14 of 18 people (78%) found this review helpful Recommended 1 hrs last two weeks/1 hrs on record 11/10 just like skyrim but with pigeons Posted: Sep 4@3:53pm Was this review helpful? Yes No -円
broroh > Reviews > Hatoful Boyfriend 14 of 18 people (78%) found this review helpful Recommended 1 hrs last two weeks/1 hrs on record 11/10 just like skyrim but with pigeons Posted: Sep 4@3:53pm Was this review helpful? Yes No -円

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FILTER:Most helpful Only positive Only negative 4,088 of 4,466 people (92%) found this review helpful 197 transethnic 190 products in account 104 reviews Recommended 11,410.4 hrs on record Posted: December 17th, 2013 Was this review helpful? Yes No
FILTER:Most helpful Only positive Only negative 4,088 of 4,466 people (92%) found this review helpful 197 transethnic 190 products in account 104 reviews Recommended 11,410.4 hrs on record Posted: December 17th, 2013 Was this review helpful? Yes No

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XBLOCKY x 33 products in account Not Recommended 0.9 hrs on record Posted: 1 November When i played this game, it made me launch up warz and play it for 3 hours straight Was this review helpful? Yes No
XBLOCKY x 33 products in account Not Recommended 0.9 hrs on record Posted: 1 November When i played this game, it made me launch up warz and play it for 3 hours straight Was this review helpful? Yes No

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