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221 of 282 people (78%) found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny Recommended 67.2 hrs last two weeks/428.0 hrs on record Posted: 24 Nov, 2014 @ 8:17am Updated: 30 Dec, 2014 3:16pm Didn't mean to play so long... swear... I just got lost in Japan. It's not like I love Akira or anything... View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This ...Aki-chan...
221 of 282 people (78%) found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny Recommended 67.2 hrs last two weeks/428.0 hrs on record Posted: 24 Nov, 2014 @ 8:17am Updated: 30 Dec, 2014 3:16pm Didn't mean to play so long... swear... I just got lost in Japan. It's not like I love Akira or anything... View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This ...Aki-chan...

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501 of 539 people (93%) found this review helpful 75 people found this review funny 4 mudjunkie 169 products in account 9 reviews Not Recommended 0.4 hrs on record Posted: 26 September, 2014 This was recommended to me and I now have trust issues. Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny
501 of 539 people (93%) found this review helpful 75 people found this review funny 4 mudjunkie 169 products in account 9 reviews Not Recommended 0.4 hrs on record Posted: 26 September, 2014 This was recommended to me and I now have trust issues. Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny

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277 of 318 people (87%) found this review helpful 10 people found this review funny 2 Dr.Robo Jesus.Ph 24 products in account 3 reviews Recommended 536.3 hrs on record A scottish black man killing a Russian with an high explosive grenade launcher and then dancing like there is no tommorow. 10/10 will rekt again Was this review helpful? YesNoFunny
277 of 318 people (87%) found this review helpful 10 people found this review funny 2 Dr.Robo Jesus.Ph 24 products in account 3 reviews Recommended 536.3 hrs on record A scottish black man killing a Russian with an high explosive grenade launcher and then dancing like there is no tommorow. 10/10 will rekt again Was this review helpful? YesNoFunny

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50 1259 of 1 ,414 people (89%) found this review helpful 134 people found this review funny Recommended 4,125.5 hrs on record 28 products in account Posted: November 30, 2014 Lost my girlfriend havent left my house in 3 years. spent over 1000 dollars on hats. ruined my life 10/10 I came Its ok. Was this review helpful? Yes -No Funny
50 1259 of 1 ,414 people (89%) found this review helpful 134 people found this review funny Recommended 4,125.5 hrs on record 28 products in account Posted: November 30, 2014 Lost my girlfriend havent left my house in 3 years. spent over 1000 dollars on hats. ruined my life 10/10 I came Its ok. Was this review helpful? Yes -No Funny

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Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /3.1 hrs on record Posted: Oct 26, 20147:48pm >stroll into my local GameStop looking to pick up a copy of DLC Quest >grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register >"Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..." she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves >her eyes widen as she reads the game's title >"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!" >l smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind >"Hahaha look at what this vvvvvv is buying! That's not Call of Duty! what a piece of VV▼▼!" >l quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst >generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt is standing there guffawing >"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady." View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This >l smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them >"As you wish..." >l quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react he bellows and charges forward >l expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter >l draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back "...requiescat in pace..." >As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers >"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...? >"No thanks, milady, it's single player only. Besides..." >l sheath my sword >"You're not my type." >skate away on my Heelys
Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /3.1 hrs on record Posted: Oct 26, 20147:48pm >stroll into my local GameStop looking to pick up a copy of DLC Quest >grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register >"Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..." she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves >her eyes widen as she reads the game's title >"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!" >l smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind >"Hahaha look at what this vvvvvv is buying! That's not Call of Duty! what a piece of VV▼▼!" >l quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst >generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt is standing there guffawing >"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady." View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This >l smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them >"As you wish..." >l quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react he bellows and charges forward >l expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter >l draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back "...requiescat in pace..." >As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers >"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...? >"No thanks, milady, it's single player only. Besides..." >l sheath my sword >"You're not my type." >skate away on my Heelys

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Nekopara steam review

上Watch ←-C fi D steamcommunity.com/id/Remilia-sama/recommended/333600 Watch Watch Watch Mang Intern Imag Image Steam Steam 500 ISIS C ▼○HOME 165.c Remilia Scarlet >eviews> NEKOPARA Vol. 1 214 of 247 people (87%) found this review helpful 60 people found this review funny NEKOPARA Recommended 32.9 hrs last two weeks/32.9 hrs on record Posted: 14 Jan 3:45pm Updated: 14 Jan @ 3:46pm > I was only an Otaku > I loved Chocola and Vanilla so much, I had all their Doujins and Figurines >I pray to Chocola and Vanilla every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've beern given >"Nekopara is love* I say. "Nekopara is life View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like Thise Everyone hears me and they called me a weeb >I knew they were just jelous of my devotion to Chocola and Vanilla > I called everyone a trollfag > They slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > I'm crying now, and my kawali face hurts > I lay in anime bed and it's totally really cold >A warmth is moving towards me OWNER CONTROLS Edit Review Delete I feel something fluffy touch me >It's Chocola and Vanilla > I am so happy > They whispers in to ear "This is my fluffy tail > They grabbed me with their powerful fluffy paws and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready Change Visibility Public Set Review Language English > I spread my steam wallet for Chocola and Vanilla > They penetrated my wallet >It hurts so much but I do it for Chocola and Vanilla >I can feel my wallet emptying as my eyes start to water > I push against their force >I want to please Chocola and Vanilla >They Nyaan a might Nyaa as they filled my wallet with their kawai-ness >Everyone walks in FRIEND WANTS THIS GAME: lzato View Wishlist 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME: Chocola and Vanilla looks at them straight in the eye and says. "It's all neko now > Chocola and Vanilla leaves through my Computer > Nekopara is love, Nekopara is life FrostedBeats 6.2 hrs/6.2 hrs
上Watch ←-C fi D steamcommunity.com/id/Remilia-sama/recommended/333600 Watch Watch Watch Mang Intern Imag Image Steam Steam 500 ISIS C ▼○HOME 165.c Remilia Scarlet >eviews> NEKOPARA Vol. 1 214 of 247 people (87%) found this review helpful 60 people found this review funny NEKOPARA Recommended 32.9 hrs last two weeks/32.9 hrs on record Posted: 14 Jan 3:45pm Updated: 14 Jan @ 3:46pm > I was only an Otaku > I loved Chocola and Vanilla so much, I had all their Doujins and Figurines >I pray to Chocola and Vanilla every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've beern given >"Nekopara is love* I say. "Nekopara is life View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like Thise Everyone hears me and they called me a weeb >I knew they were just jelous of my devotion to Chocola and Vanilla > I called everyone a trollfag > They slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > I'm crying now, and my kawali face hurts > I lay in anime bed and it's totally really cold >A warmth is moving towards me OWNER CONTROLS Edit Review Delete I feel something fluffy touch me >It's Chocola and Vanilla > I am so happy > They whispers in to ear "This is my fluffy tail > They grabbed me with their powerful fluffy paws and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready Change Visibility Public Set Review Language English > I spread my steam wallet for Chocola and Vanilla > They penetrated my wallet >It hurts so much but I do it for Chocola and Vanilla >I can feel my wallet emptying as my eyes start to water > I push against their force >I want to please Chocola and Vanilla >They Nyaan a might Nyaa as they filled my wallet with their kawai-ness >Everyone walks in FRIEND WANTS THIS GAME: lzato View Wishlist 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME: Chocola and Vanilla looks at them straight in the eye and says. "It's all neko now > Chocola and Vanilla leaves through my Computer > Nekopara is love, Nekopara is life FrostedBeats 6.2 hrs/6.2 hrs

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13 366 of 407 people (90%) found this review helpful 15 people found this review funny Dunwang 79 products in account 4 reviews Recommended 5.9 hrs on record Posted: 12 November, 2014 THIS GAME IS: 10% luck 20% SKILL 15% CONCENTRATED 5% PLEASURE 50% PAIN POWER OF WILL AND 100% REASON TO PURCHASE THE GAME. Was this review helpful? Yes | No Funny
13 366 of 407 people (90%) found this review helpful 15 people found this review funny Dunwang 79 products in account 4 reviews Recommended 5.9 hrs on record Posted: 12 November, 2014 THIS GAME IS: 10% luck 20% SKILL 15% CONCENTRATED 5% PLEASURE 50% PAIN POWER OF WILL AND 100% REASON TO PURCHASE THE GAME. Was this review helpful? Yes | No Funny

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deku. Iink2門ー间× Steam View Friends Games Help ← → C http:llsteamcommunity.com/id/kdevillrecommended/8930/ STORE LIBRARY COMMUNITY SPOOKY DEKU LINK kDeviL Reviews >» Sid Meier's Civilization V 29 of 29 people (100%) found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny Recommended 107.4 hrs last two weeks /361.6 hrs on record Posted: Jan 1510:58pm For those who are deciding whether or not to purchase civ 5, I will compile a small pros and cons list to help you out. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Pros - Greatest game on Planet. Cons Loss of Friends - Loss of Time - Loss of Job 1 FRIEND WANTS THIS GAME: Katfann View Wishlist Loss of Pet Fish (poor fish) - Loss of Sleep - Loss of Sex - Loss of Money for snacks - Loss of Money for Drinks - Loss of Money for pot 3 FRIENDS ALREADY OWN THIS GAME ThatKidYouNoah 191.1 hrs Natsu Dragneel 72.2 hrs Well Known Gateway Drug to Crack - Ghandi - Probably Illegal somewhere - Have 350 Hours on Steam Giggleschmork 240.1 hrs Bought the game 3 weeks ago - Help Me.. Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny SSA +ADD A GAME. DOWNLOADING 1 of 4 ltems Complete MEW FRIENDS LIST 0 Online 10:30 AM 1/24/2015
deku. Iink2門ー间× Steam View Friends Games Help ← → C http:llsteamcommunity.com/id/kdevillrecommended/8930/ STORE LIBRARY COMMUNITY SPOOKY DEKU LINK kDeviL Reviews >» Sid Meier's Civilization V 29 of 29 people (100%) found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny Recommended 107.4 hrs last two weeks /361.6 hrs on record Posted: Jan 1510:58pm For those who are deciding whether or not to purchase civ 5, I will compile a small pros and cons list to help you out. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Pros - Greatest game on Planet. Cons Loss of Friends - Loss of Time - Loss of Job 1 FRIEND WANTS THIS GAME: Katfann View Wishlist Loss of Pet Fish (poor fish) - Loss of Sleep - Loss of Sex - Loss of Money for snacks - Loss of Money for Drinks - Loss of Money for pot 3 FRIENDS ALREADY OWN THIS GAME ThatKidYouNoah 191.1 hrs Natsu Dragneel 72.2 hrs Well Known Gateway Drug to Crack - Ghandi - Probably Illegal somewhere - Have 350 Hours on Steam Giggleschmork 240.1 hrs Bought the game 3 weeks ago - Help Me.. Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny SSA +ADD A GAME. DOWNLOADING 1 of 4 ltems Complete MEW FRIENDS LIST 0 Online 10:30 AM 1/24/2015

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Tf2 Review. I'm a beast as engie

Steam View Friends Games Help ← → STORE LIBRARY COMMUNITY SPOOKY DEKU LINK C http:llsteamcommunity.com/id/deku_linklrecommended/440 Spooky Deku Link Reviews > Team Fortress 2 No ratings yet TEAM FORTRESS 2 Recommended 2.7 hrs last two weeks / 28.4 hrs on record Posted: Jan 17 8:10am play as engie >Go right to intel >No one else guarding Place sentry and dispenser right underneath stairs >Upgrade both of them to level 3 >Go back to spawn to place teleporter View Store Page View Community Hub Q Find More Like This Spy's sappin mah sentry! >Break the sapper >Was redtape OWNER CONTROLS Edit Review Reupgrade sentry Try to go back to spawn >Get sapped again >Come back break sapper lightbulb ® Delete Change Visibility walk upp stairs and hide >See spy uncloack wreck him with frontier justics We win match 5 times in a row, 3 to O only one guarding entire time Public Set Review Language English 17 FRIENDS ALREADY OWN THIS GAME Dark 0.9 hrs/97.1 hrs 0 Comments SSA +ADD A GAME. DOWNLOADING 1 of 4 ltems Complete MEW FRIENDS LIST 0 Online 10:26 AM 1/24/2015
Steam View Friends Games Help ← → STORE LIBRARY COMMUNITY SPOOKY DEKU LINK C http:llsteamcommunity.com/id/deku_linklrecommended/440 Spooky Deku Link Reviews > Team Fortress 2 No ratings yet TEAM FORTRESS 2 Recommended 2.7 hrs last two weeks / 28.4 hrs on record Posted: Jan 17 8:10am play as engie >Go right to intel >No one else guarding Place sentry and dispenser right underneath stairs >Upgrade both of them to level 3 >Go back to spawn to place teleporter View Store Page View Community Hub Q Find More Like This Spy's sappin mah sentry! >Break the sapper >Was redtape OWNER CONTROLS Edit Review Reupgrade sentry Try to go back to spawn >Get sapped again >Come back break sapper lightbulb ® Delete Change Visibility walk upp stairs and hide >See spy uncloack wreck him with frontier justics We win match 5 times in a row, 3 to O only one guarding entire time Public Set Review Language English 17 FRIENDS ALREADY OWN THIS GAME Dark 0.9 hrs/97.1 hrs 0 Comments SSA +ADD A GAME. DOWNLOADING 1 of 4 ltems Complete MEW FRIENDS LIST 0 Online 10:26 AM 1/24/2015

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Explanation for the scenarios in the joke reviews; 1. Yes, it is possible to do this in the game. 2. Harlus...f*** him. 3. It's a commonly stated phrase by the Tundra Bandit and Sea Raider bandit types. Just a warning though; the sea raiders are the nords of the bandits, so don't tango with them unless you're experienced enough and have a large enough group.
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62 of 63 people (98%) found this review helpful Recommended 29.7 hrs on record Walked into a room on a night sever, in which 2 guys with no pants proceeded to beat me over the head with shovels, Chanting tribe chants. Posted: 4 January Was this review helpful? Yes No
62 of 63 people (98%) found this review helpful Recommended 29.7 hrs on record Walked into a room on a night sever, in which 2 guys with no pants proceeded to beat me over the head with shovels, Chanting tribe chants. Posted: 4 January Was this review helpful? Yes No

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