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918 people found this review helpful 989 people found this review funny CLANNAD Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.3 hrs on record Posted: Nov 23, 2015 @ 11:08pm Click start. E View Store Page Music begins playing. Already out of tissues. View Community Hub 10/10 Q Find More Like This
918 people found this review helpful 989 people found this review funny CLANNAD Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.3 hrs on record Posted: Nov 23, 2015 @ 11:08pm Click start. E View Store Page Music begins playing. Already out of tissues. View Community Hub 10/10 Q Find More Like This

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A delayed game is eventually good but a delayed game is forever bad

179 people found this review helpful 228 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.8 hrs on record Posted: 7 Sep, 2016 @ 2:45am A better game than No Mans Sky. QUKE NUKEM FOREVER
179 people found this review helpful 228 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.8 hrs on record Posted: 7 Sep, 2016 @ 2:45am A better game than No Mans Sky. QUKE NUKEM FOREVER

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You know who influenced these players

Recommended 135.2 hrs on record POSTED: 2 MARCH Hey Hey People SCATENGER Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny 184 people found this review helpful 39 people found this review funny Recommended 88.1 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time) POSTED: 3 FEBRUARY Hey hey people SNIGETIK LEGION RISING Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny 52 people found this review helpful 10 people found this review funny 2,750 people found this review helpful 879 people found this review funny UnderRail Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 70.8 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time) Posted: 8 Sep, 2019 @ 2:56pm Updated: 8 Sep, 2019 @ 6:56pm Hey Hey People
Recommended 135.2 hrs on record POSTED: 2 MARCH Hey Hey People SCATENGER Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny 184 people found this review helpful 39 people found this review funny Recommended 88.1 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time) POSTED: 3 FEBRUARY Hey hey people SNIGETIK LEGION RISING Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny 52 people found this review helpful 10 people found this review funny 2,750 people found this review helpful 879 people found this review funny UnderRail Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 70.8 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time) Posted: 8 Sep, 2019 @ 2:56pm Updated: 8 Sep, 2019 @ 6:56pm Hey Hey People

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Dirty review

Recommended 8.4 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time) POSTED: 24 MAY, 2016 Into left four, continues for eighty crest. Right one long, eighty. Left five don't cut, right four, continues for eighty over crest. Right six, into left three. And right four half-long, and left five, and right sixty keep left over crest. One-twenty, caution left six half long small jump. Into right six long, into left three don't cut, continues to one thirty. Right three, sixty. Right four big jump, left four long don't cut. Jump into right four long, tightens, into right three, sixty. Left four over jump don't cut. Left six, right four don't cut. Into caution right four long. Keep mid over crest, right six, and left six keep left over crest, into left six, into right six, sixty. Right five over jump maybe, into caution left five gate, and right one long, into turn, hairpin right. Narrows over bridge, left six, one thirty, right six, into left six, don't cut, into finish. RIGHT SIX: Right six continues for eighty tightens five, left three long, into keep left over small crest, sixty, keep right over crest. And caution left six, right one, continues for one-hundred. Eighty, right four, narrows. Left five, right six long into left six past gate. Continues sixty, into turn left one HAIRPIN LEFT: One fifty, small crest, left six long crest. Caution right turn three, tightens over jump sixty down. Narrows. Left four long, opens and tightens over jump. Into right four long, tightens, three don't cut. Into left six, bad camber don't cut. One hundred past junction then immediate square right. Keep mid: + Over crest + Don't cut + Left three - Past junction - Immediate square right Tightens: DON'T CUT / RIGHT TWO A Yes No Was this review helpful? O Funny 33 people found this review helpful 147 people found this review funny DRT ROLLY
Recommended 8.4 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time) POSTED: 24 MAY, 2016 Into left four, continues for eighty crest. Right one long, eighty. Left five don't cut, right four, continues for eighty over crest. Right six, into left three. And right four half-long, and left five, and right sixty keep left over crest. One-twenty, caution left six half long small jump. Into right six long, into left three don't cut, continues to one thirty. Right three, sixty. Right four big jump, left four long don't cut. Jump into right four long, tightens, into right three, sixty. Left four over jump don't cut. Left six, right four don't cut. Into caution right four long. Keep mid over crest, right six, and left six keep left over crest, into left six, into right six, sixty. Right five over jump maybe, into caution left five gate, and right one long, into turn, hairpin right. Narrows over bridge, left six, one thirty, right six, into left six, don't cut, into finish. RIGHT SIX: Right six continues for eighty tightens five, left three long, into keep left over small crest, sixty, keep right over crest. And caution left six, right one, continues for one-hundred. Eighty, right four, narrows. Left five, right six long into left six past gate. Continues sixty, into turn left one HAIRPIN LEFT: One fifty, small crest, left six long crest. Caution right turn three, tightens over jump sixty down. Narrows. Left four long, opens and tightens over jump. Into right four long, tightens, three don't cut. Into left six, bad camber don't cut. One hundred past junction then immediate square right. Keep mid: + Over crest + Don't cut + Left three - Past junction - Immediate square right Tightens: DON'T CUT / RIGHT TWO A Yes No Was this review helpful? O Funny 33 people found this review helpful 147 people found this review funny DRT ROLLY

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Whoops, Blizzard

470 people found this review helpful 328 people found this review funny Recommended 8.1 hrs last two weeks /8.1 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time) Posted: 31 Jan @ 7:41am Product received for free I highly recommend using the money you get from refunding Warcraft II: Reforged to purchase this product instead. AGE 12 EMPIRES orINITE IDTION
470 people found this review helpful 328 people found this review funny Recommended 8.1 hrs last two weeks /8.1 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time) Posted: 31 Jan @ 7:41am Product received for free I highly recommend using the money you get from refunding Warcraft II: Reforged to purchase this product instead. AGE 12 EMPIRES orINITE IDTION

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An analogy

912 people found this review helpful 1,701 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 12.0 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time) Posted: 13 Dec, 2018 @ 5:03pm Imagine a guy comes up to you and beats the s.h.i.t out of you and leaves you for death, steals all your vvvv, and sleeps with your wife. Then, over the next year, he pays for all your medical bills, checks up on you regluarly to make sure everything is ok, and tries so often (but not say it explicity) to apologize for the wife thing. He then takes you out and buys you ice cream and you guys become good friends. What do you say in this situation? This is No Man's Sky. NO MAN'S SKY Was 12345
912 people found this review helpful 1,701 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 12.0 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time) Posted: 13 Dec, 2018 @ 5:03pm Imagine a guy comes up to you and beats the s.h.i.t out of you and leaves you for death, steals all your vvvv, and sleeps with your wife. Then, over the next year, he pays for all your medical bills, checks up on you regluarly to make sure everything is ok, and tries so often (but not say it explicity) to apologize for the wife thing. He then takes you out and buys you ice cream and you guys become good friends. What do you say in this situation? This is No Man's Sky. NO MAN'S SKY Was 12345

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No point of playing

H STAR WARE JEDI FALLEN ORDER Not Recommended 23.9 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time) POSTED: 15 NOVEMBER Refunded Reason: No surprise mechanics Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny 64 people found this review helpful 139 people found this review funny
H STAR WARE JEDI FALLEN ORDER Not Recommended 23.9 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time) POSTED: 15 NOVEMBER Refunded Reason: No surprise mechanics Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny 64 people found this review helpful 139 people found this review funny

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Meh?

574 people found this review helpful 235 people found this review funny Recommended 17.1 hrs last two weeks / 16.8 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time) Posted: 6 Nov@ 10:40pm I wanna w.garfield so damn bad CARFITO KART ARious RACIN
574 people found this review helpful 235 people found this review funny Recommended 17.1 hrs last two weeks / 16.8 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time) Posted: 6 Nov@ 10:40pm I wanna w.garfield so damn bad CARFITO KART ARious RACIN

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2k screwed up again

81 people found this review helpful 612 people found this review funny Recommended 1.7 hrs last two weeks /1.7 hrs on record Posted: 8 Sep@ 9:24am 10/10 They put a basketball minigame in one of the best gambling simulator game on steam! WEX NBAZKZO
81 people found this review helpful 612 people found this review funny Recommended 1.7 hrs last two weeks /1.7 hrs on record Posted: 8 Sep@ 9:24am 10/10 They put a basketball minigame in one of the best gambling simulator game on steam! WEX NBAZKZO

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NBitght

342 people found this review helpful 498 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two wee ks / 10.5 hrs on record Posted: 25 Nov, 2017@4:31am I like the part where you drop out of college, don't have a job and your parents are moderately disappointed in you. only NIGHT (WOODS IN THE 12
342 people found this review helpful 498 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two wee ks / 10.5 hrs on record Posted: 25 Nov, 2017@4:31am I like the part where you drop out of college, don't have a job and your parents are moderately disappointed in you. only NIGHT (WOODS IN THE 12

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Another developer who hasn't learned.

51 people found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny Not Recommended 3.4 hrs last two weeks/4.7 hrs on record Posted: 20 Aug@ 2:57pm Updated: 20 Aug@ 2:59pm Imagine if John Romero agreed that DOOM caused Columbine. JOncFURS
51 people found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny Not Recommended 3.4 hrs last two weeks/4.7 hrs on record Posted: 20 Aug@ 2:57pm Updated: 20 Aug@ 2:59pm Imagine if John Romero agreed that DOOM caused Columbine. JOncFURS

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Now on Steam

42 people found this review helpful 94 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.2 hrs on record Posted: 3 Mar, 2018@ 8:08am IT'S KNACK, BABY KNACK
42 people found this review helpful 94 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/0.2 hrs on record Posted: 3 Mar, 2018@ 8:08am IT'S KNACK, BABY KNACK

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Reversal to usual

3 people found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.2 hrs on record Rym 9008 Posted: 18 Feb, 2018@ 3:52pm Thave been reviewing games for decades, and after a long discussion with my peers we all came to an agreement that this game is a solid 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
3 people found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.2 hrs on record Rym 9008 Posted: 18 Feb, 2018@ 3:52pm Thave been reviewing games for decades, and after a long discussion with my peers we all came to an agreement that this game is a solid 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

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About DRM

1,062 people found this review helpful 586 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 15.5 hrs on record Posted: 31 Aug, 20176:59am Kids, there's nothing someone tries to force DRM in a place or a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good! It's your copy, no one has the right to force you to be online to play if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First, you say no. Then, you get out of it! more cool than playing a game made by someone you like. But if Seriously, SEGA? We finally get a good Sonic game in 20+ years and you still manage to screw it up. MANIA DINOS 1234 56 8 ..
1,062 people found this review helpful 586 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 15.5 hrs on record Posted: 31 Aug, 20176:59am Kids, there's nothing someone tries to force DRM in a place or a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good! It's your copy, no one has the right to force you to be online to play if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First, you say no. Then, you get out of it! more cool than playing a game made by someone you like. But if Seriously, SEGA? We finally get a good Sonic game in 20+ years and you still manage to screw it up. MANIA DINOS 1234 56 8 ..

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Virgin vs chad

223 people found this review helpful 271 people found this review funny our Recommended aso 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.6 hrs on record Posted: 26 Nov, 2017 Updated: 26 Nov, 2017 10:30pm 10:36pm the virgin triple a garbage - game released in multiple languages, none of them have good writing or an engaging story written in boring Latin letters - giant studio with hundreds of employees that all have their own ideas and none of them are good - half of the budget is spend on pointless graphic bling bling - awful "orchestral" soundtrack purchased from some bland music company - no coherent art style, everything is supposed to be as "realistic" as possible overpriced and full of microtransactions, no content yet takes hundreds of precious gigabytes off of your HDD - no Cirno THE CHAD ZUN MASTERPIECE +game is Japanese only, developer hasn't spoken a single word English in his life, god tier writing in aesthetic symbols + calls his one man studio company because he's too humble to admit that he's the mastermind and sole man behind everything + perfect, unique soundtrack composed by the God himself + didn't spend a penny on graphics, drew everything himself on his 30 year old Japan only PC + iconic character designs that have inspired millions of fan drawings + 15 humble schekels, only wants money to buy himself a nice Nippon beer, game install size is smaller than Steam + Cirno 2hu but on Steam Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
223 people found this review helpful 271 people found this review funny our Recommended aso 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.6 hrs on record Posted: 26 Nov, 2017 Updated: 26 Nov, 2017 10:30pm 10:36pm the virgin triple a garbage - game released in multiple languages, none of them have good writing or an engaging story written in boring Latin letters - giant studio with hundreds of employees that all have their own ideas and none of them are good - half of the budget is spend on pointless graphic bling bling - awful "orchestral" soundtrack purchased from some bland music company - no coherent art style, everything is supposed to be as "realistic" as possible overpriced and full of microtransactions, no content yet takes hundreds of precious gigabytes off of your HDD - no Cirno THE CHAD ZUN MASTERPIECE +game is Japanese only, developer hasn't spoken a single word English in his life, god tier writing in aesthetic symbols + calls his one man studio company because he's too humble to admit that he's the mastermind and sole man behind everything + perfect, unique soundtrack composed by the God himself + didn't spend a penny on graphics, drew everything himself on his 30 year old Japan only PC + iconic character designs that have inspired millions of fan drawings + 15 humble schekels, only wants money to buy himself a nice Nippon beer, game install size is smaller than Steam + Cirno 2hu but on Steam Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

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Sometimes U playn't

164 people found this review helpful 466 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 46.5 hrs on record Posted: 15 Jan, 2015 1:03pm Updated: 15 Jan, 2015@2:26pm Awesome game! But it uses UPlay so sometimes UDon'tPlay! FARCRY 3 Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /37.4 hrs on record Posted: 29 Aug, 20146:41pm Updated: 14 Jan, 201512:23am I like the part where I uninstall uplay
164 people found this review helpful 466 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 46.5 hrs on record Posted: 15 Jan, 2015 1:03pm Updated: 15 Jan, 2015@2:26pm Awesome game! But it uses UPlay so sometimes UDon'tPlay! FARCRY 3 Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /37.4 hrs on record Posted: 29 Aug, 20146:41pm Updated: 14 Jan, 201512:23am I like the part where I uninstall uplay

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