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1,215 of 1 ,504 people (81%) found this review helpful Tehpogo 445 products in account 1 revlow Not Recommended 3.6 hrs on record PROTIP: At the start of the game, it is possible to make Duke crouch down in his own jacuzzi and hold his head underwater until he drowns This is the good ending because it means that you don't have to play the rest of Duke Nukem Forever. Posted: 4 December 2013 Was this review helpful? Yes No
1,215 of 1 ,504 people (81%) found this review helpful Tehpogo 445 products in account 1 revlow Not Recommended 3.6 hrs on record PROTIP: At the start of the game, it is possible to make Duke crouch down in his own jacuzzi and hold his head underwater until he drowns This is the good ending because it means that you don't have to play the rest of Duke Nukem Forever. Posted: 4 December 2013 Was this review helpful? Yes No

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Breaking DLC promises

15 people found this review helpful 203 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.0 hrs on record Posted: 25 Jul, 2017 @ 6:27pm CDPR is a liar!They said 30 hours while in fact I spent 70+ hours in this DLC. O UITCHER THE WILb/*UNT BLOOD WINE
15 people found this review helpful 203 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.0 hrs on record Posted: 25 Jul, 2017 @ 6:27pm CDPR is a liar!They said 30 hours while in fact I spent 70+ hours in this DLC. O UITCHER THE WILb/*UNT BLOOD WINE

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Would it mean it's a beat'em up game?

2 people found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 6.7 hrs last two weeks/6.7 hrs on record Posted: 23 Feb @2:02am EARLY ACCESS REVIEW The only place where you can legally beat up bronies. Wa THEMS GHTIN HERDS
2 people found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 6.7 hrs last two weeks/6.7 hrs on record Posted: 23 Feb @2:02am EARLY ACCESS REVIEW The only place where you can legally beat up bronies. Wa THEMS GHTIN HERDS

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At least there are some positives...or to be more precise...lack of negatives

17 people found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.7 hrs on record Posted: 22 Nov, 2017 @8:58pm Product received for free Only $1 No lootboxesNo microstransactions UnderratedGOTY MiNEIRINHO Was this revi
17 people found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.7 hrs on record Posted: 22 Nov, 2017 @8:58pm Product received for free Only $1 No lootboxesNo microstransactions UnderratedGOTY MiNEIRINHO Was this revi

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I think Tony Hawk Pro Skater games are better in that regard

386 people found this review helpful 2,904 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /9.0 hrs on record Posted: 14 Nov, 2017 @4:54pm Doesn't provide me with a sense of pride and accomplishment because I can't grind for days or pay to unlock the heroes like an elaborate scam. BATTLEFRONT 1234>
386 people found this review helpful 2,904 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /9.0 hrs on record Posted: 14 Nov, 2017 @4:54pm Doesn't provide me with a sense of pride and accomplishment because I can't grind for days or pay to unlock the heroes like an elaborate scam. BATTLEFRONT 1234>

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Dusk review

4 people found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny DUSK Recommended 3.9 hrs last two weeks/6.1 hrs on record Posted: 16 Feb@ 1:33am EARLY ACCESS REVIEW A bitter disappointment, in every way a mechanical inferiority to Quake, the masterful FPS this game hopes to succeed but falls flat in every way. Movement is stiff, and enemies are simply not responsive to fight. It's like I'm shooting a brick wall rather than actual enemies from how poorly the enemies react to being shot. I also really dislike the setting, Quake 1 had an excellent gothic horror atmosphere to it which this game unfortunately abandons for some alien thingamabob plot and results in a far less interesting game world. Unfortunately, for what is supposed to the successor to the legacy of Quake, I cannot in any way recommend this due to its blatant mechanical and game world inferiority So yeah, there's everything I have to say about Quake 2. Dusk is pretty geed-GODDAMN AMAZING So buy that maybe
4 people found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny DUSK Recommended 3.9 hrs last two weeks/6.1 hrs on record Posted: 16 Feb@ 1:33am EARLY ACCESS REVIEW A bitter disappointment, in every way a mechanical inferiority to Quake, the masterful FPS this game hopes to succeed but falls flat in every way. Movement is stiff, and enemies are simply not responsive to fight. It's like I'm shooting a brick wall rather than actual enemies from how poorly the enemies react to being shot. I also really dislike the setting, Quake 1 had an excellent gothic horror atmosphere to it which this game unfortunately abandons for some alien thingamabob plot and results in a far less interesting game world. Unfortunately, for what is supposed to the successor to the legacy of Quake, I cannot in any way recommend this due to its blatant mechanical and game world inferiority So yeah, there's everything I have to say about Quake 2. Dusk is pretty geed-GODDAMN AMAZING So buy that maybe

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To be fair, it's fairly easy to schieve

35 people found this review helpful 86 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.4 Posted: 29 Oct, 2016 @ 5:41am One of the few instances where the game is better than the movie it's based on
35 people found this review helpful 86 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /2.4 Posted: 29 Oct, 2016 @ 5:41am One of the few instances where the game is better than the movie it's based on

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Same principles, different genre and execution

12 people found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.2 hrs on record Posted: 24 Sep, 2015 1:22am Don't let yourself get fooled by the screenshots, you gonna get nightmares. Trust me. eversiO Literature Club
12 people found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.2 hrs on record Posted: 24 Sep, 2015 1:22am Don't let yourself get fooled by the screenshots, you gonna get nightmares. Trust me. eversiO Literature Club

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Curiosity can kill you

532 people found this review helpful 1,170 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.0 hrs on record Posted: 7 Nov, 2015@ 1:33pm Updated: 14 Jan, 20175:40pm Please, for your own sake.. ...do not Google 'Afterbirth ISARE AFTERBIRTH
532 people found this review helpful 1,170 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.0 hrs on record Posted: 7 Nov, 2015@ 1:33pm Updated: 14 Jan, 20175:40pm Please, for your own sake.. ...do not Google 'Afterbirth ISARE AFTERBIRTH

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As developers intended

1,662 people found this review helpful 4,687 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /22.5 hrs on record Posted: 16 Dec, 2017 @ 11:03pm Very simple controls. Only uses the mouse, alt and F4. Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
1,662 people found this review helpful 4,687 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /22.5 hrs on record Posted: 16 Dec, 2017 @ 11:03pm Very simple controls. Only uses the mouse, alt and F4. Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy

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Mira Nikki ripoff!

2 people found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 1.0 hrs last two weeks/1.0 hrs on record Posted: 10 Jan9:45am Updated: 10 Jan@9:47am WoAh it's like the Darksouls of Undertale!! TUME NIKKI
2 people found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 1.0 hrs last two weeks/1.0 hrs on record Posted: 10 Jan9:45am Updated: 10 Jan@9:47am WoAh it's like the Darksouls of Undertale!! TUME NIKKI

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Two games with 1 review

HD ungeon Rescue 2.0 CAPCOM Co., Ltd PUBLISHER 471 people found this review helpful 295 people found this review funny Recommended 35.6 hrs last two weeks/67.4 hrs on record Posted: 14 Dec, 201710:39pm It has a dedicated bark button.
HD ungeon Rescue 2.0 CAPCOM Co., Ltd PUBLISHER 471 people found this review helpful 295 people found this review funny Recommended 35.6 hrs last two weeks/67.4 hrs on record Posted: 14 Dec, 201710:39pm It has a dedicated bark button.

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We've reached peak of civilization

No one has rated this review as helpful yet Recommended 1.9 hrs last two weeks /1.9 hrs on record Posted: 29 Dec@8:20am There has always been a progression of the human race for the past 200,000 years, first crafted tools, then we built the wheel, then technology which lead to mankind's greatest innovation since - anime tiddies. Before humanity began asking meaningless questions such as "Why are we here?", the question for the ages and the true answer to our purpose in the universe was "What is the limit to the peak of degeneracy that a lowly human such as I can hope to achieve?". Mankind came very close to finding our purpose in the world with undoubtedly the most important innovation for the progression of humanity Hentai. Alas something was still missing that held us back from achieving the degeneracy that we were destined for... Catgirls. Now we can finally achieve the heights of degeneracy we were destined for since the dawn of man, we finally know the meaning of life, love, death, and anime tiddies. The Nekopara OVA is truly the height of degeneracy that we have strove for since the neanderthals drew catgirl cave paintings 160,000 years ago to guide us in our pursuit into the potential of human degeneracy. This is undoubtedly the result of the culmination of over 200,000 years of mankind's knowledge and innovations in the long researched field of anime. This is the literal pinnacle of human enlightenment, any and everything from here on out is a downward spiral into mediocrity as we have now achieved, as a species, true greatness. 11/10 TD Cネさばら OVA
No one has rated this review as helpful yet Recommended 1.9 hrs last two weeks /1.9 hrs on record Posted: 29 Dec@8:20am There has always been a progression of the human race for the past 200,000 years, first crafted tools, then we built the wheel, then technology which lead to mankind's greatest innovation since - anime tiddies. Before humanity began asking meaningless questions such as "Why are we here?", the question for the ages and the true answer to our purpose in the universe was "What is the limit to the peak of degeneracy that a lowly human such as I can hope to achieve?". Mankind came very close to finding our purpose in the world with undoubtedly the most important innovation for the progression of humanity Hentai. Alas something was still missing that held us back from achieving the degeneracy that we were destined for... Catgirls. Now we can finally achieve the heights of degeneracy we were destined for since the dawn of man, we finally know the meaning of life, love, death, and anime tiddies. The Nekopara OVA is truly the height of degeneracy that we have strove for since the neanderthals drew catgirl cave paintings 160,000 years ago to guide us in our pursuit into the potential of human degeneracy. This is undoubtedly the result of the culmination of over 200,000 years of mankind's knowledge and innovations in the long researched field of anime. This is the literal pinnacle of human enlightenment, any and everything from here on out is a downward spiral into mediocrity as we have now achieved, as a species, true greatness. 11/10 TD Cネさばら OVA

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Like they always say

51 people found this review helpful 27 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 2.2 hrs on record Posted: 3 Nov, 2017@ 3:22pm EARLY ACCESS REVIEW Not ballin'. At all. We Happy Few-Unhappy Many. WE HAPPY FEW MR. SONNY BOY 18 Nov, 2017@8:29pm GOD DAMN SON YA ROASTED THE S--- OUT OF THIS GAME
51 people found this review helpful 27 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks 2.2 hrs on record Posted: 3 Nov, 2017@ 3:22pm EARLY ACCESS REVIEW Not ballin'. At all. We Happy Few-Unhappy Many. WE HAPPY FEW MR. SONNY BOY 18 Nov, 2017@8:29pm GOD DAMN SON YA ROASTED THE S--- OUT OF THIS GAME

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Sonic

48 people found this review helpful 99 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /9.3 hrs on record Posted: 7 Aug, 2016@ 7:56am hard mode: play with the english dub COMMUNICATIONWITH SONICO
48 people found this review helpful 99 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /9.3 hrs on record Posted: 7 Aug, 2016@ 7:56am hard mode: play with the english dub COMMUNICATIONWITH SONICO

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Dark Souls of third-person combat games.

394 people found this review helpful 1,158 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /12.8 hrs on record Posted: 15 Apr, 20166:38am I was dying to play dark souls III... Now I am just dying!!! DARK SOULS Ⅲ
394 people found this review helpful 1,158 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /12.8 hrs on record Posted: 15 Apr, 20166:38am I was dying to play dark souls III... Now I am just dying!!! DARK SOULS Ⅲ

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Sometimes things like this happen

3 people found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 12.8 hrs last two weeks/12.8 hrs on record Posted: 8 Dec4:55am A robber appears and wants to rob you! Me: Don't hurry, 'takes out a deck of cards*, wanna play cards first? SHADOW HAND
3 people found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 12.8 hrs last two weeks/12.8 hrs on record Posted: 8 Dec4:55am A robber appears and wants to rob you! Me: Don't hurry, 'takes out a deck of cards*, wanna play cards first? SHADOW HAND

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We could say that the user was...Steamed

6 people found this review helpful 42 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.3 hrs on record Posted: 31 May@2:16pm Pretty good. Can't wait for them to add the Deathstar trench run. Odoomba 4 Jun 2:13pm This makes me far angrier than it should
6 people found this review helpful 42 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /4.3 hrs on record Posted: 31 May@2:16pm Pretty good. Can't wait for them to add the Deathstar trench run. Odoomba 4 Jun 2:13pm This makes me far angrier than it should

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Like in Euro Truck Simluator

544 people found this review helpful 1,005 people found this review funny Recommended TESSELLATED INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM A GAME BY ZACHTRONICS 0.0 hrs last two weeks/36.7 hrs on record Posted: 8 Aug, 2015 1:12pm When you've spent the entire day programming, this is the perfect game to kick back and relax with some more programming.
544 people found this review helpful 1,005 people found this review funny Recommended TESSELLATED INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM A GAME BY ZACHTRONICS 0.0 hrs last two weeks/36.7 hrs on record Posted: 8 Aug, 2015 1:12pm When you've spent the entire day programming, this is the perfect game to kick back and relax with some more programming.

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One of the most impactful games of 2014 in more than one way.

336 people found this review helpful 296 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.1 hrs on record Posted: 13 Aug, 2014 @2:00pm This game sucks, you can't even jump, oh wait, i take that back. Depression Ques t so an interactive (non)fiction about living with depression
336 people found this review helpful 296 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /0.1 hrs on record Posted: 13 Aug, 2014 @2:00pm This game sucks, you can't even jump, oh wait, i take that back. Depression Ques t so an interactive (non)fiction about living with depression

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