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Not Recommended 0.6 hrs on record mario the plumber gets into trouble yet again when he crashes into the ocean. you have to plumb stuff. i dont really know what happens after that. i got scared Posted: August 7th, 2013 Was this review helpful? YesNo shinji-ikari-official this is a review for bioshock
Not Recommended 0.6 hrs on record mario the plumber gets into trouble yet again when he crashes into the ocean. you have to plumb stuff. i dont really know what happens after that. i got scared Posted: August 7th, 2013 Was this review helpful? YesNo shinji-ikari-official this is a review for bioshock

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Žurnalism

21 of 34 people (62%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks/0.1 hrs on record Posted: 29 Sep4:40pm I passed the tutorial, can I be a video game journalist now? Was this review helpful?Yes No Funny UPHEAD DONT DEALWITH THE DEVIL No, because you passed the tutorial.
21 of 34 people (62%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks/0.1 hrs on record Posted: 29 Sep4:40pm I passed the tutorial, can I be a video game journalist now? Was this review helpful?Yes No Funny UPHEAD DONT DEALWITH THE DEVIL No, because you passed the tutorial.

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On point

745 people found this review helpful 1,450 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/11.9 hrs on record Posted: 23 Dec, 2017 @8:39pm It's like all those anime with overpowered protagonists Except you're not the protagonist DARK SOULS Ⅲ
745 people found this review helpful 1,450 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks/11.9 hrs on record Posted: 23 Dec, 2017 @8:39pm It's like all those anime with overpowered protagonists Except you're not the protagonist DARK SOULS Ⅲ

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358 of 393 people (91%) found this review helpful Recommended 2.3 hrs on record Its like Skyrim, but with Pajamas Posted: April 17 Was this review helpful? Yes No
358 of 393 people (91%) found this review helpful Recommended 2.3 hrs on record Its like Skyrim, but with Pajamas Posted: April 17 Was this review helpful? Yes No

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double the freddy

336 of 410 people (82%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.2 hrs on record Posted: November 10 Double the Freddy, Still not Ready. Was this review helpful? Yes No
336 of 410 people (82%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.2 hrs on record Posted: November 10 Double the Freddy, Still not Ready. Was this review helpful? Yes No

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Democracy 3

Philgamesh 97 productos en la cuenta 2 análisis Recomendado 11.5 h registradas Publicado: 7 de noviembre de 2014 Everytime I manage to give everyone free healthcare and education while simultaneously running a surplus I get assassinated by capitalists. Best America simulator out there Sotha Chil 152 productos en la cuenta 14 análisis Recomendado 3.9 h registradas Publicado: 4 de octubre de 2014 Made a racial equality law and was assasinated by Black people. 10/10
Philgamesh 97 productos en la cuenta 2 análisis Recomendado 11.5 h registradas Publicado: 7 de noviembre de 2014 Everytime I manage to give everyone free healthcare and education while simultaneously running a surplus I get assassinated by capitalists. Best America simulator out there Sotha Chil 152 productos en la cuenta 14 análisis Recomendado 3.9 h registradas Publicado: 4 de octubre de 2014 Made a racial equality law and was assasinated by Black people. 10/10

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fruit ninja HD

449 of 566 people (79%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /22.3 hrs on record Posted: 20 Jan, 2014@ 7:15am fruit ninja HD View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No ©Funny
449 of 566 people (79%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /22.3 hrs on record Posted: 20 Jan, 2014@ 7:15am fruit ninja HD View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No ©Funny

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596 of 672 people (89%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /10.1 hrs on record Posted: 26 Jan, 2014@ 10:04am If you told me a decade ago that Raiden would be cooler than Dante I would have punched you in the goddamn mouth yet here we are. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny
596 of 672 people (89%) found this review helpful Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /10.1 hrs on record Posted: 26 Jan, 2014@ 10:04am If you told me a decade ago that Raiden would be cooler than Dante I would have punched you in the goddamn mouth yet here we are. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny

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TM The READ MORE 1,729 of 1,870 people (92%) found this review helpful 33零 Ya Boi Daquan Fro 293 products in account Recommended 32.1 hrs on record Posted: 26 June Had 12 kids with 8 different women, became president, then died when I tried cooking spaghetti. 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No
TM The READ MORE 1,729 of 1,870 people (92%) found this review helpful 33零 Ya Boi Daquan Fro 293 products in account Recommended 32.1 hrs on record Posted: 26 June Had 12 kids with 8 different women, became president, then died when I tried cooking spaghetti. 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No

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An analogy

912 people found this review helpful 1,701 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 12.0 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time) Posted: 13 Dec, 2018 @ 5:03pm Imagine a guy comes up to you and beats the s.h.i.t out of you and leaves you for death, steals all your vvvv, and sleeps with your wife. Then, over the next year, he pays for all your medical bills, checks up on you regluarly to make sure everything is ok, and tries so often (but not say it explicity) to apologize for the wife thing. He then takes you out and buys you ice cream and you guys become good friends. What do you say in this situation? This is No Man's Sky. NO MAN'S SKY Was 12345
912 people found this review helpful 1,701 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 12.0 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time) Posted: 13 Dec, 2018 @ 5:03pm Imagine a guy comes up to you and beats the s.h.i.t out of you and leaves you for death, steals all your vvvv, and sleeps with your wife. Then, over the next year, he pays for all your medical bills, checks up on you regluarly to make sure everything is ok, and tries so often (but not say it explicity) to apologize for the wife thing. He then takes you out and buys you ice cream and you guys become good friends. What do you say in this situation? This is No Man's Sky. NO MAN'S SKY Was 12345

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The Best Review Ever

1,215 of 1 ,504 people (81%) found this review helpful Tehpogo 445 products in account 1 revlow Not Recommended 3.6 hrs on record PROTIP: At the start of the game, it is possible to make Duke crouch down in his own jacuzzi and hold his head underwater until he drowns This is the good ending because it means that you don't have to play the rest of Duke Nukem Forever. Posted: 4 December 2013 Was this review helpful? Yes No
1,215 of 1 ,504 people (81%) found this review helpful Tehpogo 445 products in account 1 revlow Not Recommended 3.6 hrs on record PROTIP: At the start of the game, it is possible to make Duke crouch down in his own jacuzzi and hold his head underwater until he drowns This is the good ending because it means that you don't have to play the rest of Duke Nukem Forever. Posted: 4 December 2013 Was this review helpful? Yes No

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Broforce: Communist Repellant

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The definition of a hitman

453 of 577 people (79%) found this review helpful 8 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 15.5 hrs on record HITMAN Posted: 11 Aug, 2014 6:25am A B LUTION You're a hitman that's not even getting paid, that means you're not even a hitman. You're a murderer View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny
453 of 577 people (79%) found this review helpful 8 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 15.5 hrs on record HITMAN Posted: 11 Aug, 2014 6:25am A B LUTION You're a hitman that's not even getting paid, that means you're not even a hitman. You're a murderer View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny

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Blizzard disrespects its franchises

OVERWATCH 2 Not Recommended 0.1 hrs on record POSTED: 11 AUGUST Installed this game just to verify its authenticity. And yep, they completely ripped of "Famous" characters from Rule34 and even gave them cloths, disregarding the original lore. My disappointment is immeasurable. Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award 25 people found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny 2 13 9
OVERWATCH 2 Not Recommended 0.1 hrs on record POSTED: 11 AUGUST Installed this game just to verify its authenticity. And yep, they completely ripped of "Famous" characters from Rule34 and even gave them cloths, disregarding the original lore. My disappointment is immeasurable. Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award 25 people found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny 2 13 9

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All Games Indie Games Sakura Angels Sakura Angels Community Hub Two girls, blessed with magical powers, are faced with the task of saving the lonely protagonist from the clutches of a mysterious witch and ancient evil, sealed away long ago by his ancestors. What does this sorceress want from our protagonist? Find out more in Sakura Angels User reviews: Very Positive (81 revi Release Date: 16 Jan, 2015 Popular user-defined tags for this product Indie Anime Casual Visual Novel Nudity Tags you've applied to this product: +Add your own tags Freddy 165 products in account 4 reviews Recommendeg 23.1 hrs on record Kaywin 196 products in account 16 reviews Recommendeg 3.3 hrs on record Posted: 17 January Posted: 16 January I've played this game for 15 minutes and there's already so much plot that I ran out of tissues from how emotional this is. Must buy game. Came for the plot, CAME from the plot! 10/10 would CAME again for the PLOT! n all seriousness though, it's really great game with the visual and music. Great story of our protagonist, Kenta who is just an ordinary student, but what is he don't know yet is.. "beep" Was this review helptur? Yes No Fi nd out in the game wwwwes!
All Games Indie Games Sakura Angels Sakura Angels Community Hub Two girls, blessed with magical powers, are faced with the task of saving the lonely protagonist from the clutches of a mysterious witch and ancient evil, sealed away long ago by his ancestors. What does this sorceress want from our protagonist? Find out more in Sakura Angels User reviews: Very Positive (81 revi Release Date: 16 Jan, 2015 Popular user-defined tags for this product Indie Anime Casual Visual Novel Nudity Tags you've applied to this product: +Add your own tags Freddy 165 products in account 4 reviews Recommendeg 23.1 hrs on record Kaywin 196 products in account 16 reviews Recommendeg 3.3 hrs on record Posted: 17 January Posted: 16 January I've played this game for 15 minutes and there's already so much plot that I ran out of tissues from how emotional this is. Must buy game. Came for the plot, CAME from the plot! 10/10 would CAME again for the PLOT! n all seriousness though, it's really great game with the visual and music. Great story of our protagonist, Kenta who is just an ordinary student, but what is he don't know yet is.. "beep" Was this review helptur? Yes No Fi nd out in the game wwwwes!

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85 people found this review helpful 80 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record Posted: 9 Jan @ 12:59pm CAS Was this review helpful? Yes No PAID SHADOW LEGENDS Welcome to my review, but before I get into this review, a word from today's sponsor, RAID: Shadow Legends! 41 Today's review is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Now lets get back to the review! The game sucks. Funny Award
85 people found this review helpful 80 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record Posted: 9 Jan @ 12:59pm CAS Was this review helpful? Yes No PAID SHADOW LEGENDS Welcome to my review, but before I get into this review, a word from today's sponsor, RAID: Shadow Legends! 41 Today's review is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Now lets get back to the review! The game sucks. Funny Award

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DayZ (Alpha stage) Steam Reviews

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85 of 121 people (70%) found this review helpful 20 people found this review funny ALKYRIA Recommended 31.6 hrs last two weeks 44.6 hrs on record Posted: 24 Jan 5:13am Updated: 24 Jan 7:10am THERE IS AF BEACH FILLER EPISODE! NOT EVEN A D-DAY BEACH!! A "we take a day off, wearing bikinis and playing volleyball" BEACH EPISODE!!!! View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!? Was this review helpful? Yes NoFunny
85 of 121 people (70%) found this review helpful 20 people found this review funny ALKYRIA Recommended 31.6 hrs last two weeks 44.6 hrs on record Posted: 24 Jan 5:13am Updated: 24 Jan 7:10am THERE IS AF BEACH FILLER EPISODE! NOT EVEN A D-DAY BEACH!! A "we take a day off, wearing bikinis and playing volleyball" BEACH EPISODE!!!! View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!? Was this review helpful? Yes NoFunny

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Would it mean it's a beat'em up game?

2 people found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 6.7 hrs last two weeks/6.7 hrs on record Posted: 23 Feb @2:02am EARLY ACCESS REVIEW The only place where you can legally beat up bronies. Wa THEMS GHTIN HERDS
2 people found this review helpful 6 people found this review funny Recommended 6.7 hrs last two weeks/6.7 hrs on record Posted: 23 Feb @2:02am EARLY ACCESS REVIEW The only place where you can legally beat up bronies. Wa THEMS GHTIN HERDS

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Quake II Steam User Review

U A K II 178 of 209 people (85%) found this review helpful Recommended 0 hrs last two weeks 11 hrs on record actually a second quake is just called an aftershock but hey Posted: 2 Apr11:31am
U A K II 178 of 209 people (85%) found this review helpful Recommended 0 hrs last two weeks 11 hrs on record actually a second quake is just called an aftershock but hey Posted: 2 Apr11:31am

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