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Mac Pro The future of the pro desktop. Coming later this year

Mac Pro The future of the pro desktop. Coming later this year

Mac Pro The future of the pro desktop. Coming later this year

Mac Pro The future of the pro desktop. Coming later this year

iPrison

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

. Verizon 30 8:34 AM MessagesJesus Christ Edit Hey What's up We need to talk Can it wait? I'm kinda busy That's the problem. You seem too busy for me I'll make it up to you. Maybe tomorrow Indeed, the "right time" is now. Today is the day of salvation.

. Verizon 30 8:34 AM MessagesJesus Christ Edit Hey What's up We need to talk Can it wait? I'm kinda busy That's the problem. You seem too busy for me I'll make it up to you. Maybe tomorrow Indeed, the "right time" is now. Today is the day of salvation.

JUST GOT THE IPHONE 30

JUST GOT THE IPHONE 30

Sewing Machine Sueing Machine Don't be fooled

Sewing Machine Sueing Machine Don't be fooled

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tumblr gifs of 2012

iFat - iPad cover project with a fat cat.

iFat

iFat

The First Smartphone

The First Smartphone

The First Smartphone

classic apple iphone ipod ipad camera smartphone telephone

Me checking out the iPad mini liveblog online The dude on stage starts comparing it with the Nexus 7 with lots of percentages 21.9 square inches 29.6 quare inches 35% larger . And finally, the price is announced- $ 329 for the base version GUGGENHEIM GUGGENHEIM 49% larger nexus 7 Starts at ş 199 Bitch Please, this one is 65 percent cheaper

Me checking out the iPad mini liveblog online The dude on stage starts comparing it with the Nexus 7 with lots of percentages 21.9 square inches 29.6 quare inches 35% larger . And finally, the price is announced- $ 329 for the base version GUGGENHEIM GUGGENHEIM 49% larger nexus 7 Starts at ş 199 Bitch Please, this one is 65 percent cheaper

MYAPPLE STOCKISWORTHSOMUCH AAAAAAND ITS GONE

MYAPPLE STOCKISWORTHSOMUCH AAAAAAND ITS GONE

apple and its gone south park

The Joy of Tech by Nitrozac & Snaggy Apple Event Checklist Open various blogs and twitter streams live-blogging the event. Music fades, lights dim, Tim Cook walks out. Twitter flurry about his untucked shirt. "Apple store is down" tweets take down Twitter Tim Cook talks about Apple retail. Great time to make sure your coffee cup is topped up. e Apple Adjective Generator fired up backstage A good crop of "phenomenal', "incredible", and "amazing" are being generated. "iPhone 5 is incredible. Demand is phenomenal and reaction has been amazing." Quote from Walt Mossberg and/or David Pogue. Quotes from Eric Schmidt or Samsung CEO notably absent. Refresh blog pages, despite what they said about not having to refresh the page Tim Cook brings up Maps debacle. He doesn't call it a debacle though. "We have incredible people working really hard to make Maps amazing." No mention about Scott Forstall's punishment for Maps sucking so bad. A. Phil Schiller emerges. Hashtag #untucked now trending on Twitter Upgrades to various products are introduced stuff you are pretty sure you don't want. Wait a second, you suddenly do want a bunch of this stuff! On to iPad. Tim talks about sensational iPad sales figures. A huge number is onscreen, and the pie chart looks extraordinarily beautiful. Lightning and other updates to iPad 3. Feel duped for buying original iPad 3. !!! smaller iPad! It's called iPad Mini, or iPad Air, or iPad Dwarf". or iPad EZ-Hold". "Smaller iPad is incredible, despite what we said a year ago about smaller iPads." Scott Forstall demo. Makeup hides the slap marks and bruises nicely. Gaming demo. You are reminded how incredibly boring these events can be. zzz video of Jony lve in a white, heaven-like room, praising astonishing new device. New smaller iPad advertisement is played. It shows people with fun active lives, unlike the lives of most technology-addicted people Live musical guest. If it's not Bono, McCartney, or a hot chick, head to Apple website. Refresh store madly until smaller iPad shows up or Internet collapses. Purchase smaller iPad. Wince a bit when you add the Lightning adapter to shopping cart. Note complaints on forums and on Twitter that smaller iPad isn't smaller or bigger Calculate number of sleeps until smaller iPad arrives. Create checklist to count off days. □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ joyoftech.com 2012 Geek Culture

The Joy of Tech by Nitrozac & Snaggy Apple Event Checklist Open various blogs and twitter streams live-blogging the event. Music fades, lights dim, Tim Cook walks out. Twitter flurry about his untucked shirt. "Apple store is down" tweets take down Twitter Tim Cook talks about Apple retail. Great time to make sure your coffee cup is topped up. e Apple Adjective Generator fired up backstage A good crop of "phenomenal', "incredible", and "amazing" are being generated. "iPhone 5 is incredible. Demand is phenomenal and reaction has been amazing." Quote from Walt Mossberg and/or David Pogue. Quotes from Eric Schmidt or Samsung CEO notably absent. Refresh blog pages, despite what they said about not having to refresh the page Tim Cook brings up Maps debacle. He doesn't call it a debacle though. "We have incredible people working really hard to make Maps amazing." No mention about Scott Forstall's punishment for Maps sucking so bad. A. Phil Schiller emerges. Hashtag #untucked now trending on Twitter Upgrades to various products are introduced stuff you are pretty sure you don't want. Wait a second, you suddenly do want a bunch of this stuff! On to iPad. Tim talks about sensational iPad sales figures. A huge number is onscreen, and the pie chart looks extraordinarily beautiful. Lightning and other updates to iPad 3. Feel duped for buying original iPad 3. !!! smaller iPad! It's called iPad Mini, or iPad Air, or iPad Dwarf". or iPad EZ-Hold". "Smaller iPad is incredible, despite what we said a year ago about smaller iPads." Scott Forstall demo. Makeup hides the slap marks and bruises nicely. Gaming demo. You are reminded how incredibly boring these events can be. zzz video of Jony lve in a white, heaven-like room, praising astonishing new device. New smaller iPad advertisement is played. It shows people with fun active lives, unlike the lives of most technology-addicted people Live musical guest. If it's not Bono, McCartney, or a hot chick, head to Apple website. Refresh store madly until smaller iPad shows up or Internet collapses. Purchase smaller iPad. Wince a bit when you add the Lightning adapter to shopping cart. Note complaints on forums and on Twitter that smaller iPad isn't smaller or bigger Calculate number of sleeps until smaller iPad arrives. Create checklist to count off days. □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ joyoftech.com 2012 Geek Culture

l made an iPhone out of paper. It's not the same though

l made an iPhone out of paper. It's not the same though

parks and recreation tom haverford

Still Life

vintage apple life logo painting still artist magritte surreal

Poisoned

snow vintage apple white logo disney poison

Revelation

religion god ipad desert sea moses commandments