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"I have tricked you -- you thought I was going to draw a comic about a Zelda game, but I have cleverly drawn a comic about a different Zelda game. (I drew this before Breath of the Wild came out, when I was revisiting Twilight Princess HD.)

In a world where you can turn over any rock and find a dollar, I don't know why anyone even attempts the facade of a currency-based economy."

"I have tricked you -- you thought I was going to draw a comic about a Zelda game, but I have cleverly drawn a comic about a different Zelda game. (I drew this before Breath of the Wild came out, when I was revisiting Twilight Princess HD.)

In a world where you can turn over any rock and find a dollar, I don't know why anyone even attempts the facade of a currency-based economy."

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Gravity Is Not a Pacifist

"As long as I pressed the Non-Lethal button, I can't be held accountable for any non-non-lethal consequences."

"As long as I pressed the Non-Lethal button, I can't be held accountable for any non-non-lethal consequences."

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Trappedezius

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Safety First

"Big Boss can take down anyone, as long as there isn't a thin sheet of plexiglass in the way."

"Big Boss can take down anyone, as long as there isn't a thin sheet of plexiglass in the way."

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Ready to Roll

Congrats on hitting the 500 milestone Katie!

Congrats on hitting the 500 milestone Katie!

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Shaking Friends

"As much as I love MGSV, it's not hard to tell that it wasn't quite finished. (It's pretty apparent when "the actual last mission and resolution to several plot points":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B4JIHh5Jqk isn't even in the game.)

One thing that stuck out to me is that you encounter all these ex-MSF soldiers who attack you for no explained reason while jerking around like the Skull soldiers, also for no explained reason, and then you...recruit them back into your army, and nobody ever acknowledges any part of that."

"As much as I love MGSV, it's not hard to tell that it wasn't quite finished. (It's pretty apparent when "the actual last mission and resolution to several plot points":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B4JIHh5Jqk isn't even in the game.)

One thing that stuck out to me is that you encounter all these ex-MSF soldiers who attack you for no explained reason while jerking around like the Skull soldiers, also for no explained reason, and then you...recruit them back into your army, and nobody ever acknowledges any part of that."

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Hoofin' It

"If I'm on my Ride Pokemon and a wild Pokemon jumps out in front of me, I think it's only fair that they start the battle already severely brutalized by angry hooves."

"If I'm on my Ride Pokemon and a wild Pokemon jumps out in front of me, I think it's only fair that they start the battle already severely brutalized by angry hooves."

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Nothing But a Hound Dog

"I was worried about putting armor on D-Dog, because it seemed obvious to me that a dog wearing a sneaking suit and holding a knife in its mouth would be conspicuous. Judging by the nonchalance it's met with, that's just what dogs look like around these parts."

"I was worried about putting armor on D-Dog, because it seemed obvious to me that a dog wearing a sneaking suit and holding a knife in its mouth would be conspicuous. Judging by the nonchalance it's met with, that's just what dogs look like around these parts."

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What's In A Name

Wow, Mr. Wright, you win so many of your cases! There's no secret, Athena. All you have to do is trust in your client. What's your secret? It's nice to meet you, Mr Nocent. WRIGHT ANYTHING AGEN MEMORANDUM - February 12, 2028 Client Requests for Legal Represent Charles "Crimmy" Nall Eve Elharted Gil T. Partie l understand you need a defense attorney... Adam Lyre Ike llldemall Inne Nocent M.T. Andy Praved Handeyed 92017 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM

Wow, Mr. Wright, you win so many of your cases! There's no secret, Athena. All you have to do is trust in your client. What's your secret? It's nice to meet you, Mr Nocent. WRIGHT ANYTHING AGEN MEMORANDUM - February 12, 2028 Client Requests for Legal Represent Charles "Crimmy" Nall Eve Elharted Gil T. Partie l understand you need a defense attorney... Adam Lyre Ike llldemall Inne Nocent M.T. Andy Praved Handeyed 92017 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM

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Conserving Ammo

Do you have to use the riot gun on animals? Wh not It gets the same end results as the tranq pistol. Yeah, but it's demoralizing the Animal Consservation Team. ©2017 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM

Do you have to use the riot gun on animals? Wh not It gets the same end results as the tranq pistol. Yeah, but it's demoralizing the Animal Consservation Team. ©2017 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM

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Mortar Sin

"Robin just didn't actually want to build a weird slime dungeon for you, and threw the Iridium Bar onto the material list so you wouldn't ask her to."

"Robin just didn't actually want to build a weird slime dungeon for you, and threw the Iridium Bar onto the material list so you wouldn't ask her to."

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Clean Getaway

"Hey, I'm also visiting Mother Base to raise morale by suplexing however many troops are between me and the shower stall."

"Hey, I'm also visiting Mother Base to raise morale by suplexing however many troops are between me and the shower stall."

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Frockumentation

"Maybe the fact that a new pair of pants in Alola can run you $50,000 is intended to act as a deterrent."

"Maybe the fact that a new pair of pants in Alola can run you $50,000 is intended to act as a deterrent."

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Sleepery Slope

"I'm going to be traveling on this, the holiday weekend, but you have been very good this year, so my Hanukkah gift to you is an early comic. You've earned it."

"I'm going to be traveling on this, the holiday weekend, but you have been very good this year, so my Hanukkah gift to you is an early comic. You've earned it."

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Guilty Until Proven Guilty

"This is a comic that Norrin wrote. It is about the Ace Attorney system of law, in which your client is not only guilty until proven innocent, but also guilty until someone else is proven guilty. If you want to get away with murder in this universe, all you need to do is not wander into the courtroom after the system has inevitably arrested the wrong person."

"This is a comic that Norrin wrote. It is about the Ace Attorney system of law, in which your client is not only guilty until proven innocent, but also guilty until someone else is proven guilty. If you want to get away with murder in this universe, all you need to do is not wander into the courtroom after the system has inevitably arrested the wrong person."

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Debased

"A comic about MGSV the game about doing things, and not MGSV the escapades of and around Mother Base? Unheard of???

Capturing enemy bases mostly seems to be mildly inconveniencing the enemy, shouting "I WIN", and then running away while they effortlessly rebuild to the status quo. I'm not sure the game and I share the same definition of "capture.""

"A comic about MGSV the game about doing things, and not MGSV the escapades of and around Mother Base? Unheard of???

Capturing enemy bases mostly seems to be mildly inconveniencing the enemy, shouting "I WIN", and then running away while they effortlessly rebuild to the status quo. I'm not sure the game and I share the same definition of "capture.""

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