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Pine Treat

"The only metric by which the townsfolk in Stardew Village seem to value gifts is whether or not they can put them in their idiot mouths."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=091916

"The only metric by which the townsfolk in Stardew Village seem to value gifts is whether or not they can put them in their idiot mouths."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=091916

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Maul Bearer

"Perhaps an entire herd of donkeys would have been easier to manage."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=091216

"Perhaps an entire herd of donkeys would have been easier to manage."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=091216

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No Use Crying

"The moral of Ghost Trick is that solving any type of puzzle or problem is easy, as long as someone is dead."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=090516

"The moral of Ghost Trick is that solving any type of puzzle or problem is easy, as long as someone is dead."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=090516

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Animal Handler

"Big Boss is bad enough about taking in wayward soldiers. I picture him as the kind of dude who would, in another life, have fifteen dogs and an injured possum he nursed back to health."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=082916

"Big Boss is bad enough about taking in wayward soldiers. I picture him as the kind of dude who would, in another life, have fifteen dogs and an injured possum he nursed back to health."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=082916

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A Stone's Throw

"Items that fall to the ground in Stardew Valley -- wood and seeds from a felled tree, loot from a slain monster, et cetera -- get sucked into your inventory/body by a powerful magnetic force. Items you intentionally drop also fall into this category, so I often find myself dropping garbage on the ground and then running away from it like a live grenade.

That's probably why your inventory has a trash can, allowing you to permanently delete an item on the spot, but what if I decide I actually really need a moist fistful of tree sap?"

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=082216

"Items that fall to the ground in Stardew Valley -- wood and seeds from a felled tree, loot from a slain monster, et cetera -- get sucked into your inventory/body by a powerful magnetic force. Items you intentionally drop also fall into this category, so I often find myself dropping garbage on the ground and then running away from it like a live grenade.

That's probably why your inventory has a trash can, allowing you to permanently delete an item on the spot, but what if I decide I actually really need a moist fistful of tree sap?"

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=082216

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Center of Attention

"
IT'S ONE THING to be unable to salute back to your fellow Diamond Dogs, but the way they walk up and salute you while you ignore them just makes me feel bad. Especially in a game where there's no pause button, so I walk away from the TV and come back to find that some guy has spent ten minutes saluting Big Boss while he stoically stares into space.

Sorry for the late update today, but I was stuck in an airport."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=081516

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IT'S ONE THING to be unable to salute back to your fellow Diamond Dogs, but the way they walk up and salute you while you ignore them just makes me feel bad. Especially in a game where there's no pause button, so I walk away from the TV and come back to find that some guy has spent ten minutes saluting Big Boss while he stoically stares into space.

Sorry for the late update today, but I was stuck in an airport."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=081516

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Spacewalk

"Transforming into the arwing chickenwalker seems to summon a mysterious gravitational force to conveniently suck you down to a surface to let you walk around on it, because that's how things work in space. My favorite is transforming in the middle of nowhere and having the thing plummet "down" into infinity.

SECRET LAST-MINUTE NEWS: I'll be at Otakon in Baltimore THIS WEEKEND, WHOAAAA!! You'll be able to find me at the Level Up Studios booth in the Dealer's Room, at table block D! Wowowow!"

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=080816

"Transforming into the arwing chickenwalker seems to summon a mysterious gravitational force to conveniently suck you down to a surface to let you walk around on it, because that's how things work in space. My favorite is transforming in the middle of nowhere and having the thing plummet "down" into infinity.

SECRET LAST-MINUTE NEWS: I'll be at Otakon in Baltimore THIS WEEKEND, WHOAAAA!! You'll be able to find me at the Level Up Studios booth in the Dealer's Room, at table block D! Wowowow!"

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=080816

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Brawlutations

"The CQC smackdown icon looks just enough like a salutey-hand that it always feels natural to go for it right after being saluted. It would be more rude to just do nothing, right?!"

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=080116

"The CQC smackdown icon looks just enough like a salutey-hand that it always feels natural to go for it right after being saluted. It would be more rude to just do nothing, right?!"

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=080116

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Hunger Pains

"Inevitably, any Fire Emblem food that I cooked would either go to characters that didn't benefit from the stat boost or, even more likely, to the 2/3 of my army that I wasn't even planning to bring to the next battle at all."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=072516

"Inevitably, any Fire Emblem food that I cooked would either go to characters that didn't benefit from the stat boost or, even more likely, to the 2/3 of my army that I wasn't even planning to bring to the next battle at all."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=072516

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Conservation Effort

"Of course I'm not wasting ammo on human targets; I might need to chase a herd of wild donkeys off a cliff."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=071816

"Of course I'm not wasting ammo on human targets; I might need to chase a herd of wild donkeys off a cliff."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=071816

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Point of View

"Whenever a game's mechanics fall into the category of "I tried this because I didn't think it would work, but then it did", it's usually a good sign."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=071116

"Whenever a game's mechanics fall into the category of "I tried this because I didn't think it would work, but then it did", it's usually a good sign."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=071116

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Express Roulette.

Original comic by Awkward Zombie.
Source: http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=082712

Original comic by Awkward Zombie.
Source: http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=082712

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Lost In Translation

"Sometimes Ocelot just doesn't really feel like helping.

I'll be traveling this weekend, and rather than post a comic one day late I have benevolently posted it TWO DAYS EARLY. Happy birthday, America."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=070416

"Sometimes Ocelot just doesn't really feel like helping.

I'll be traveling this weekend, and rather than post a comic one day late I have benevolently posted it TWO DAYS EARLY. Happy birthday, America."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=070416

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Out Of Scope

"Having the Wii U Gamepad as a zoomed-in PRECISION MODE screen seems like a cool idea, until you realize staring into your lap makes it really difficult to drive your spaceship."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=062716

"Having the Wii U Gamepad as a zoomed-in PRECISION MODE screen seems like a cool idea, until you realize staring into your lap makes it really difficult to drive your spaceship."

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=062716

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Unplanned Unobsolescence

"I appreciate that, between Ground Zeroes and Phantom Pain, the iDroid's software version does actually increase from 1.02 to 3.02, but the functionality does not seem to have changed in almost a decade. Maybe now it has emoji support?"

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=062016

"I appreciate that, between Ground Zeroes and Phantom Pain, the iDroid's software version does actually increase from 1.02 to 3.02, but the functionality does not seem to have changed in almost a decade. Maybe now it has emoji support?"

"Source":http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=062016

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Old Hat

"Does it count as re-gifting if you're the one who gave the gift?

Thank you to everyone who came to my table at A-Kon! It was a super good show, and everyone I met was super great, as always. I ate a taco every single day so I met all of my personal Texas goals."

"Does it count as re-gifting if you're the one who gave the gift?

Thank you to everyone who came to my table at A-Kon! It was a super good show, and everyone I met was super great, as always. I ate a taco every single day so I met all of my personal Texas goals."

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