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Nothing But a Hound Dog

"I was worried about putting armor on D-Dog, because it seemed obvious to me that a dog wearing a sneaking suit and holding a knife in its mouth would be conspicuous. Judging by the nonchalance it's met with, that's just what dogs look like around these parts."

"I was worried about putting armor on D-Dog, because it seemed obvious to me that a dog wearing a sneaking suit and holding a knife in its mouth would be conspicuous. Judging by the nonchalance it's met with, that's just what dogs look like around these parts."

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What's In A Name

Wow, Mr. Wright, you win so many of your cases! There's no secret, Athena. All you have to do is trust in your client. What's your secret? It's nice to meet you, Mr Nocent. WRIGHT ANYTHING AGEN MEMORANDUM - February 12, 2028 Client Requests for Legal Represent Charles "Crimmy" Nall Eve Elharted Gil T. Partie l understand you need a defense attorney... Adam Lyre Ike llldemall Inne Nocent M.T. Andy Praved Handeyed 92017 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM

Wow, Mr. Wright, you win so many of your cases! There's no secret, Athena. All you have to do is trust in your client. What's your secret? It's nice to meet you, Mr Nocent. WRIGHT ANYTHING AGEN MEMORANDUM - February 12, 2028 Client Requests for Legal Represent Charles "Crimmy" Nall Eve Elharted Gil T. Partie l understand you need a defense attorney... Adam Lyre Ike llldemall Inne Nocent M.T. Andy Praved Handeyed 92017 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM

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Conserving Ammo

Do you have to use the riot gun on animals? Wh not It gets the same end results as the tranq pistol. Yeah, but it's demoralizing the Animal Consservation Team. ©2017 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM

Do you have to use the riot gun on animals? Wh not It gets the same end results as the tranq pistol. Yeah, but it's demoralizing the Animal Consservation Team. ©2017 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM

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Mortar Sin

"Robin just didn't actually want to build a weird slime dungeon for you, and threw the Iridium Bar onto the material list so you wouldn't ask her to."

"Robin just didn't actually want to build a weird slime dungeon for you, and threw the Iridium Bar onto the material list so you wouldn't ask her to."

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Clean Getaway

"Hey, I'm also visiting Mother Base to raise morale by suplexing however many troops are between me and the shower stall."

"Hey, I'm also visiting Mother Base to raise morale by suplexing however many troops are between me and the shower stall."

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Frockumentation

"Maybe the fact that a new pair of pants in Alola can run you $50,000 is intended to act as a deterrent."

"Maybe the fact that a new pair of pants in Alola can run you $50,000 is intended to act as a deterrent."

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Sleepery Slope

"I'm going to be traveling on this, the holiday weekend, but you have been very good this year, so my Hanukkah gift to you is an early comic. You've earned it."

"I'm going to be traveling on this, the holiday weekend, but you have been very good this year, so my Hanukkah gift to you is an early comic. You've earned it."

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Guilty Until Proven Guilty

"This is a comic that Norrin wrote. It is about the Ace Attorney system of law, in which your client is not only guilty until proven innocent, but also guilty until someone else is proven guilty. If you want to get away with murder in this universe, all you need to do is not wander into the courtroom after the system has inevitably arrested the wrong person."

"This is a comic that Norrin wrote. It is about the Ace Attorney system of law, in which your client is not only guilty until proven innocent, but also guilty until someone else is proven guilty. If you want to get away with murder in this universe, all you need to do is not wander into the courtroom after the system has inevitably arrested the wrong person."

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Debased

"A comic about MGSV the game about doing things, and not MGSV the escapades of and around Mother Base? Unheard of???

Capturing enemy bases mostly seems to be mildly inconveniencing the enemy, shouting "I WIN", and then running away while they effortlessly rebuild to the status quo. I'm not sure the game and I share the same definition of "capture.""

"A comic about MGSV the game about doing things, and not MGSV the escapades of and around Mother Base? Unheard of???

Capturing enemy bases mostly seems to be mildly inconveniencing the enemy, shouting "I WIN", and then running away while they effortlessly rebuild to the status quo. I'm not sure the game and I share the same definition of "capture.""

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Leveling the Field

"I'm about twenty years late, but I finally played Chrono Trigger and -- controversial opinion here -- it's a really cool game. It (and its sequel) tried a lot of interesting things at a time whereThe JRPG Formula wasn't yet set in stone, and I'm a sucker for weird combat systems.

I liked that Chrono Trigger's combat system was geometry-centric, and a fight could shake out differently depending on on enemy placement on the battlefield. After a certain point, though, almost all the high-level spells are either single-target-anybody-on-the-field or attack-everybody-on-the-field-at-once, and for the most part this cool mechanic stops being relevant at all."

"I'm about twenty years late, but I finally played Chrono Trigger and -- controversial opinion here -- it's a really cool game. It (and its sequel) tried a lot of interesting things at a time whereThe JRPG Formula wasn't yet set in stone, and I'm a sucker for weird combat systems.

I liked that Chrono Trigger's combat system was geometry-centric, and a fight could shake out differently depending on on enemy placement on the battlefield. After a certain point, though, almost all the high-level spells are either single-target-anybody-on-the-field or attack-everybody-on-the-field-at-once, and for the most part this cool mechanic stops being relevant at all."

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Biodiversity (Part 2)

"Research into Deadly Poisonous Zanzibar Hamsters had to start somewhere."

"Research into Deadly Poisonous Zanzibar Hamsters had to start somewhere."

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Biodiversity (Part 1)

"I have yet to see any evidence to suggest that any animals besides gerbils exist."

"I have yet to see any evidence to suggest that any animals besides gerbils exist."

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The Daily Grind

"Stardew Valley is a game about connecting with people and nature instead of toiling away at a thankless job, and I have endeavored to make it resemble, as closely as possible, a thankless job."

"Stardew Valley is a game about connecting with people and nature instead of toiling away at a thankless job, and I have endeavored to make it resemble, as closely as possible, a thankless job."

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Other M Edit

We finally squeezed him through the door; the least you could do is give hima chance. Come on, Samus. The word he so obviously chose, squeezed, pierced my heart. Hey, I knovw Itreminded me of the baby I remembered feeling the baby's grasp around my helmet. You might realize you have a lot in common! I wondered if Adam would have let me keep the baby The baby sacrificed itself to protect me from Mother Brain company Adam was such a great man. He was my only father figure. Just like Adam. Ridley killed my parents. I could tell by the look in their eyes that they did not understand why I was so distressed. Only Adam could understand me. He was a military genius I told them Ridley killed my parents. I missed the baby ©2014 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM

We finally squeezed him through the door; the least you could do is give hima chance. Come on, Samus. The word he so obviously chose, squeezed, pierced my heart. Hey, I knovw Itreminded me of the baby I remembered feeling the baby's grasp around my helmet. You might realize you have a lot in common! I wondered if Adam would have let me keep the baby The baby sacrificed itself to protect me from Mother Brain company Adam was such a great man. He was my only father figure. Just like Adam. Ridley killed my parents. I could tell by the look in their eyes that they did not understand why I was so distressed. Only Adam could understand me. He was a military genius I told them Ridley killed my parents. I missed the baby ©2014 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM

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Uncontained

"Playing MGSV makes me develop a pavlovian response to the sight of shipping containers. Even occasionally seeing them in my day-to-day life elicited an immediate, deep-brain desire to run up and Get them. I imagine Big Boss struggles with this on a daily basis."

"Playing MGSV makes me develop a pavlovian response to the sight of shipping containers. Even occasionally seeing them in my day-to-day life elicited an immediate, deep-brain desire to run up and Get them. I imagine Big Boss struggles with this on a daily basis."

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Singalong For The Ride

This is a comic that Norrin wrote. It is about the joy of music.

This is a comic that Norrin wrote. It is about the joy of music.

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