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it's the jar for you

This is,not the poppin bottles we discussed, you intentionally obłuse JERK! JERK
This is,not the poppin bottles we discussed, you intentionally obłuse JERK! JERK

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jar

With regards to Bill Watterson...

t's hard to be religious when cerfain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.. HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH?! WHERE WILL IT ALL END?!? A good Compromise leaves ev erybody mad. There's never enough fime to do all the nothing you want. JERT JER JEF ERK ERK If I GROW UP To BE SOME SORT of PSYCHOPATH BECAUSE of THIS, YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY! Willow
t's hard to be religious when cerfain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.. HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH?! WHERE WILL IT ALL END?!? A good Compromise leaves ev erybody mad. There's never enough fime to do all the nothing you want. JERT JER JEF ERK ERK If I GROW UP To BE SOME SORT of PSYCHOPATH BECAUSE of THIS, YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY! Willow

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dan tantrum homage quote calvin and hobbes

America! F*CK YEAH!

3 mass shootings in as many weeks... America's back, baby!
3 mass shootings in as many weeks... America's back, baby!

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shooting school shooting

got milk?

Heyy. Memba those "Milk does a body good" commereials from the 80's...? .shut up. .Jerk.
Heyy. Memba those "Milk does a body good" commereials from the 80's...? .shut up. .Jerk.

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milk does a body good

How the Dan stole Easter

SHnnnhh... Istole Jebus' eggs!
SHnnnhh... Istole Jebus' eggs!

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easter

delicious stigmata

Well Easter Bunny, I am truly sorry that your sacrifice was for naugnt. Peace on earth was a long shot anyway, but take hearf; the annual creaming of the cadbury eggs should salve your pain and fill those hand holes quite nicely. Amen. DNight1703 00
Well Easter Bunny, I am truly sorry that your sacrifice was for naugnt. Peace on earth was a long shot anyway, but take hearf; the annual creaming of the cadbury eggs should salve your pain and fill those hand holes quite nicely. Amen. DNight1703 00

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easter

so cold

STICS Un, Dan.. Please put that away . I. I just can't look away.. Come on guys, lef's be adults about this. Is it SUpposed to look like this or do I need to see that dingaling doctor? .His hands are So cold... And wrinkly.
STICS Un, Dan.. Please put that away . I. I just can't look away.. Come on guys, lef's be adults about this. Is it SUpposed to look like this or do I need to see that dingaling doctor? .His hands are So cold... And wrinkly.

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dan chris elise

Dan vs. The Easter Bunny

And a GOOD Friday to you, lovers. GOOD, good..
And a GOOD Friday to you, lovers. GOOD, good..

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easter friday easter friday

oh Chris

So glad I finally get my own post! I wonder why today of all days. Wait, who's in charge of this account..?I guess it doesn't matter. I'm just glad to be involved. Нарру Thursday!
So glad I finally get my own post! I wonder why today of all days. Wait, who's in charge of this account..?I guess it doesn't matter. I'm just glad to be involved. Нарру Thursday!

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chris april fools

It is Passover for Christ's sake!

How dare you serve this blasphemously unkosher spread on Passover? You wrap this up, put it in the freezer for Easter and bring me my apples and höney. And God help you if that apple isn'f CANDIED!! JFRK CATNEB 2/13/21
How dare you serve this blasphemously unkosher spread on Passover? You wrap this up, put it in the freezer for Easter and bring me my apples and höney. And God help you if that apple isn'f CANDIED!! JFRK CATNEB 2/13/21

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passover easter

sucker

Where's She going? It's Monday, Dan. She's going fo work. IERY Psn, sucker.
Where's She going? It's Monday, Dan. She's going fo work. IERY Psn, sucker.

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elise dan chris monday

Dan vs the Grammys

I don't understand why only now are people starting to realize the Grammys are ridiculous and meaningless and out of touch. I've known since 1993, when after 10 years and 4 albums into a major label Contract, The Red Hot Chili Peppers won "Best New Artist". That's when I knew I never had to give them credence ever again. JERK Anyway Doc, can I get those pi|ls now, or what?
I don't understand why only now are people starting to realize the Grammys are ridiculous and meaningless and out of touch. I've known since 1993, when after 10 years and 4 albums into a major label Contract, The Red Hot Chili Peppers won "Best New Artist". That's when I knew I never had to give them credence ever again. JERK Anyway Doc, can I get those pi|ls now, or what?

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the grammys

as many as people are willing to watch

How nany Grddanned Tekashi Gixqine documentaries do there really need to be?!?! BRAT
How nany Grddanned Tekashi Gixqine documentaries do there really need to be?!?! BRAT

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elise 6ix9ine

I don't wanna

Kiss me, I'm drunk!
Kiss me, I'm drunk!

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st. patrick’s day ireland

and I blame you

I'VE WASTED THIS WHOLE WEEK I blame your mother.. YOOOUUUURRA MMMO0OTTTHHHEERR!! JERK
I'VE WASTED THIS WHOLE WEEK I blame your mother.. YOOOUUUURRA MMMO0OTTTHHHEERR!! JERK

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weekend

going to do something about it


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monday

my kind of guy


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dan post

about the prototype


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prototype

Feel Good


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friday covid

Get over the hump


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hump day wednesday elise