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HES BEEN ALREACY STRIKING WHEN HESAVDIDING OLENCE I LKE TO THINK THAT

HES BEEN ALREACY STRIKING WHEN HESAVDIDING OLENCE I LKE TO THINK THAT

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Kryptonian purity.

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Seriously??

LIVE-ACTION VERSION COMICSANMATION COSPIL

LIVE-ACTION VERSION COMICSANMATION COSPIL

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"Not one of us!"

I THINK WE NO WAY! FIRST SHE GETS SPAYED! SHOULD START WITH DECLAWING HER

I THINK WE NO WAY! FIRST SHE GETS SPAYED! SHOULD START WITH DECLAWING HER

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Die for Darkseid

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Yes! I chose to see Transformers, and that What?... did you drink your grampa's moonshine again? No, not this time. It's just that I have leamed that free will is a homble burdenmve was crap. Michael Bay r---- my that causes only pain. childhood, and it's all my fault. But we can't live without will you want Tuna or cheese sandwich? ee wlll means A bad choice could mean sadness and pain, and it's all your fault for picking that choice. Know decisions, Cathw There, there, Cathy, there is a solution to your problem. Darkseid is the revelation! The Tiger-Force at the core of all things! when you cry out in your dreams-- it is Darkseid that you see.* Who the hell is that? You must subrutyou mll to DDarkseid. re Submit my will to WHAT? That's what I am tryForever Oh, c'mon Are you teasing me? Oh, Suzy.. that would make me so happy! He will replace vour confusion with obedience. He il take away your fears and you shall only fear Darkseid. He will liberate you from chaos and confusion. No chaos or confusion. HOW? No, Cathy, this is serious. Darkseid is the Alpha-Predator of the cosmo His power is great be free of choice uncertainty, fear, ain and confusio He will gve you one straight he How can Darkseid do it TO DIE FOR DARKSEID! *JLA: Rock ofAges that's hommble! ll you see here will be destroyed. Nothing will be spared. He will foul the fields of paradise beyond repair. I don't want to die! god, and Even Iny momiys house Yes. Then he will remake t universe in the image o Darkseid will come to Earth and upon the etemal deso n he has wrought, he will see himself as in miror and know crish 1s t wanna die rock of his unyielding will. * JLA: Rock of age kseid so Imean? Wow! I guess we are all pretty screwed the mil Darkseid accept me I lie a lot all the time! a one way ticket to Darkseidland! all above yo ur dumb Darkseid does give a s--- about morals; he doesn't care if you area erial killer chroic masturba s everyone equall s they are we can start digging our own graves Re the winning s like the maggot as rell jus that he doesn't need t amn it, you are s0 t you read that y group and ntually, he is everything, or the only thing the sacred irords "Darkseid IS" to make you understand? ah, in the Not-the-beast master blog. Whatever, sue me. Anyway "Darkseid is Do you want ounds wicked cool, so you Darkseid's control is so total that even transcends interpretation. so primal that he doesn't need submit your will? "Darkse meanns he is SO kseid is--what is he? owerful, so all-controlling that symbolize anything, he just is Nobodv can save vou In the JLU cartoon, I saw Batman dodge mega beams; can Batman save me? rkseid as your If you have submitted your will arkseid n your soul Wh IT'SA KILT! A KILT! What's up with rkseid wears a miniskirt? r he shall not. Now Crime Bit every d Kanto? Has he ever done eport to the anti-life factory t useful at all? !Let the words! Let's all s your wise monkey helmet as soon as one i your planet. the words! Let's all rion sO ire can t fire

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THE RACIAL STEREOTYPE SUPER FRIENDS

RACIAL STEREOTY AL STEREOTYPE SUPER FRIENDS

RACIAL STEREOTY AL STEREOTYPE SUPER FRIENDS

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Bendis

BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS $. 2d will say is: last night I was sitting here in a lexcorp t-shirt, freshly shaved head, skinny, bald and typing a list of horrible things to do to superman that WILL happen to him at what point do l come to terms with the fact that I may BE lex luthor?)

BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS $. 2d will say is: last night I was sitting here in a lexcorp t-shirt, freshly shaved head, skinny, bald and typing a list of horrible things to do to superman that WILL happen to him at what point do l come to terms with the fact that I may BE lex luthor?)

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Now Fly

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Political arguments in a nutshell

MY GOD, I DISAGREE WITH YOu AND IT TOOK YOU ALMOST FIVE WHOLE MINUTES TO CALL ME A NAZI. IF THE JACK B0OTS FIT--! itt

MY GOD, I DISAGREE WITH YOu AND IT TOOK YOU ALMOST FIVE WHOLE MINUTES TO CALL ME A NAZI. IF THE JACK B0OTS FIT--! itt

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If this happens in a movie or a series, that'd be HILARIOUS.

BULLET BOUNCING YOU'RE MOSTLY INVULNERABLE RIGHT YEAH SO WHY DO YOU BOTHER BLOCKING BULLETS WITH YOUR BRACELETS? HEE TEE HEE UNDERSTOOD CALLE A CALLEN PARODY

BULLET BOUNCING YOU'RE MOSTLY INVULNERABLE RIGHT YEAH SO WHY DO YOU BOTHER BLOCKING BULLETS WITH YOUR BRACELETS? HEE TEE HEE UNDERSTOOD CALLE A CALLEN PARODY

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On the Other Hand...

RETURN THE BOY! THUD 2 WHuG! RETURN THE B0Y, You WORTHLESS ANIMAL! NOTHING REQUIRES YOu You MAKE OLIR EXISTENCE uGLy wITH YOUR PRESENCE. GIVE ME THE BOY OR YOUR LIFE IS FORFEIT. PURE POETRY OLD FRIEND. 2 9 5 BUT HE WON'T 5 TELL YOu IF You SMASH HIS BRAINS IN. HE HAS BRAINS? THIS...THING..." TOOK AWAY A 80Y. A CHILD THAT WAS IN MY CHARGE. IF I MUST, I'LL 2 BEAT IT OUT ON THE OTHER HAND.. WE HAVE FIVE FINGERS. I CAN BRING You TO YOUR S-STAY STILL HE'S NOT. 9 You CAN? YES, I GOOD ORION, I NEED YOu TO

RETURN THE BOY! THUD 2 WHuG! RETURN THE B0Y, You WORTHLESS ANIMAL! NOTHING REQUIRES YOu You MAKE OLIR EXISTENCE uGLy wITH YOUR PRESENCE. GIVE ME THE BOY OR YOUR LIFE IS FORFEIT. PURE POETRY OLD FRIEND. 2 9 5 BUT HE WON'T 5 TELL YOu IF You SMASH HIS BRAINS IN. HE HAS BRAINS? THIS...THING..." TOOK AWAY A 80Y. A CHILD THAT WAS IN MY CHARGE. IF I MUST, I'LL 2 BEAT IT OUT ON THE OTHER HAND.. WE HAVE FIVE FINGERS. I CAN BRING You TO YOUR S-STAY STILL HE'S NOT. 9 You CAN? YES, I GOOD ORION, I NEED YOu TO

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That's one way to do it

THE LOCK iS IMPENETRABLE-- -AND THE GUARDS DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO THE KEYS UH-HUH. clit HEY, LOOK I FOUND THE KEX.

THE LOCK iS IMPENETRABLE-- -AND THE GUARDS DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO THE KEYS UH-HUH. clit HEY, LOOK I FOUND THE KEX.

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Yes, Tommy Wiseau Really Wants to Play the Joker

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I really don't want to see what that baby's going to look like

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WAYLON PF

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Young Monsters In Love

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MONSTERS RATED T+TEEN PLUS OCCOMICS.COM 80-PAGE CIANT

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The Hussy

Hmnnn FRAULEIN-- A NEW LANGUAGE I CAN LEARN! KITTY HAD CHANGELING TRANSFORM INTO LOCKHEED THE DRAGON. I THOUGHT THAT WAS OUR SPECIAL CHARACTER, OUR SECRET | LENIN'S GHO -X SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH? SHE SEEMS VERY ATTRACTED TO mmmMNNN CHANGELINGI DID NOT THINK THAT WOULD UPSET ME SO. r < PIOTR NIKOLIEVITCH, YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A FOOL! HUMPH THE HUSSYTHIS, SIR. CARRIED AWAY.A AND PETER'S SORRY ABOUT SOMETIMES SHE, er, GETS STAR FIRE ABSORBS THE SOONER WE'RE ALL CARRIED AWAY FROM HERE, ENJOYING ROBIN THROUGH PHYSICAL CONTACT Oh, WONDERFUL TRANSLATED FROM THE RUSSIAN--L THE BETTER

Hmnnn FRAULEIN-- A NEW LANGUAGE I CAN LEARN! KITTY HAD CHANGELING TRANSFORM INTO LOCKHEED THE DRAGON. I THOUGHT THAT WAS OUR SPECIAL CHARACTER, OUR SECRET | LENIN'S GHO -X SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH? SHE SEEMS VERY ATTRACTED TO mmmMNNN CHANGELINGI DID NOT THINK THAT WOULD UPSET ME SO. r < PIOTR NIKOLIEVITCH, YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A FOOL! HUMPH THE HUSSYTHIS, SIR. CARRIED AWAY.A AND PETER'S SORRY ABOUT SOMETIMES SHE, er, GETS STAR FIRE ABSORBS THE SOONER WE'RE ALL CARRIED AWAY FROM HERE, ENJOYING ROBIN THROUGH PHYSICAL CONTACT Oh, WONDERFUL TRANSLATED FROM THE RUSSIAN--L THE BETTER

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What If...Superman Were Raised By Jewish Parents?

TODAY YOU ARE A MAN OF STEEL DEPT In an alternate reality, the baby that was to grow up to become Superman was not discovered in Kansas by Jonathan and Martha Kent, but rather in Brooklyn by Hyman and Doris Feldstein. Doris, a loving and devoted mother, chronicled her only son's extraordinary exploits in her diary. After years of research and a whole lot of conjecture, MAD magazine now reveals a few selected entries that resolve the mystery of that eternally asked question: WHATIFSimmWERERASEDBYJE ISHPARENTS? Fibruory 28h, 1g38 He Oy, ucha meus!The poor rabbi Just he tried to a Hermans sehneckel a baby in a rocket2Who dbes such a thing ? Sends upa baby so t cesshes mour backyerd?! On Purim ofell sEn Human, sucha fit he had Haanen , I tell' uote . Rabbi Donut店 waa so npuetHevr fildwit eTriea uitha buther Oy he said, "Such a mess hia rocket! Feh!"Iwas juot as angry yon Ahould know, but then I Aar knife he Gotfrom Cimpel Hhe buicher and wwlan yk hlade gelo nicked too!thman told a sign from God to leve he hineckel ome but he Kobbi e aid e knew better like ume wouldn a lovely baby!" I decided to keeg So he tria-anay. An ax! ooked a little set who does uch Hing Iu caved for little Berman, but z shuln T have been.He broke he ay, uch a stromg bor!No finally buTwrih his ulcer he waon't hpoi,al right Wha 上wae-40 pioked wo the baby and held hinm to the aky and sid We'll nme around for a chaineruw. I said Rablu, you can use myelctric arving knife, buuta chamaur2 m Herman,oor my une, may he rest n peace Feldstein uchdoclor hel make !"Ttll y, chababy, a legend heia gouma be. then, before he can do anything tuo rays of ligh come fom termains cjes ond Pey the Fatb terman tHortimen MAD hrman had a bad dan t hwith hia Teacher the Almighty.and Hernon didn t AEE mean To a bon lihe Herinan who can Phy and ttruoks, whaa the big deal ihe checka for tmora that Should worshw terman lasln was no big deal, beceue he an chanGe the courae of an one of those litle hrogital 2b Geller wras his finaT patient Lenkel was soafaid he wonshio God because he can moke he Earth stand stil, ondthen himaelF!Swoka bory!When he flew back into the daaroom, an. to him, That& whgn they sent him home writh he note. Ch, sucha boy !And To thnk ve himg in hotgoyache ARTIST: MORT DRUCKER WRITER:JONATHAN BRESMAN 6 MAD madmagazine.com

TODAY YOU ARE A MAN OF STEEL DEPT In an alternate reality, the baby that was to grow up to become Superman was not discovered in Kansas by Jonathan and Martha Kent, but rather in Brooklyn by Hyman and Doris Feldstein. Doris, a loving and devoted mother, chronicled her only son's extraordinary exploits in her diary. After years of research and a whole lot of conjecture, MAD magazine now reveals a few selected entries that resolve the mystery of that eternally asked question: WHATIFSimmWERERASEDBYJE ISHPARENTS? Fibruory 28h, 1g38 He Oy, ucha meus!The poor rabbi Just he tried to a Hermans sehneckel a baby in a rocket2Who dbes such a thing ? Sends upa baby so t cesshes mour backyerd?! On Purim ofell sEn Human, sucha fit he had Haanen , I tell' uote . Rabbi Donut店 waa so npuetHevr fildwit eTriea uitha buther Oy he said, "Such a mess hia rocket! Feh!"Iwas juot as angry yon Ahould know, but then I Aar knife he Gotfrom Cimpel Hhe buicher and wwlan yk hlade gelo nicked too!thman told a sign from God to leve he hineckel ome but he Kobbi e aid e knew better like ume wouldn a lovely baby!" I decided to keeg So he tria-anay. An ax! ooked a little set who does uch Hing Iu caved for little Berman, but z shuln T have been.He broke he ay, uch a stromg bor!No finally buTwrih his ulcer he waon't hpoi,al right Wha 上wae-40 pioked wo the baby and held hinm to the aky and sid We'll nme around for a chaineruw. I said Rablu, you can use myelctric arving knife, buuta chamaur2 m Herman,oor my une, may he rest n peace Feldstein uchdoclor hel make !"Ttll y, chababy, a legend heia gouma be. then, before he can do anything tuo rays of ligh come fom termains cjes ond Pey the Fatb terman tHortimen MAD hrman had a bad dan t hwith hia Teacher the Almighty.and Hernon didn t AEE mean To a bon lihe Herinan who can Phy and ttruoks, whaa the big deal ihe checka for tmora that Should worshw terman lasln was no big deal, beceue he an chanGe the courae of an one of those litle hrogital 2b Geller wras his finaT patient Lenkel was soafaid he wonshio God because he can moke he Earth stand stil, ondthen himaelF!Swoka bory!When he flew back into the daaroom, an. to him, That& whgn they sent him home writh he note. Ch, sucha boy !And To thnk ve himg in hotgoyache ARTIST: MORT DRUCKER WRITER:JONATHAN BRESMAN 6 MAD madmagazine.com

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>TF When No Batman Boyfriend

DOES IT BOTHER YOu.. THAT 양 BATMAN LIKES CATWOMAN SETTER BOTHER YOU AT ALL REALLY HE'LL NEVER LOVE YOU SWEETHEART! YOU CAN KEEP SCREWING WITH HIS CITY, BUT HES TAKE YOU TO THE PROM FRY THIS ANO SOMEONE GET ME ANAXE His HAN HIS HANDS OFF

DOES IT BOTHER YOu.. THAT 양 BATMAN LIKES CATWOMAN SETTER BOTHER YOU AT ALL REALLY HE'LL NEVER LOVE YOU SWEETHEART! YOU CAN KEEP SCREWING WITH HIS CITY, BUT HES TAKE YOU TO THE PROM FRY THIS ANO SOMEONE GET ME ANAXE His HAN HIS HANDS OFF

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Kid Flash Vs Deathstroke

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