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YOU – "I'm fine. Answer the question." KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) – "Sir." For a moment it looks like you're going to blow, but you manage to keep it in. "You've been here for three days. On *official police business*, no less." YOU – "What kind of business?" KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) – "I couldn't say. In truth. so far, mostly drinking." LOGIC [Medium: Success] – You have no doubt about the drinking, but do you strike yourself as a tight-lipped drunk? She must have heard *something*. SUGGESTION [Challenging: Failure] – The words have already left your mouth. 1. - "I want to have f--- with you." 01A11 01A12 * 0.00 08:20 Day 1 000 000 ANAFO 4NATO

YOU – "I'm fine. Answer the question." KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) – "Sir." For a moment it looks like you're going to blow, but you manage to keep it in. "You've been here for three days. On *official police business*, no less." YOU – "What kind of business?" KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) – "I couldn't say. In truth. so far, mostly drinking." LOGIC [Medium: Success] – You have no doubt about the drinking, but do you strike yourself as a tight-lipped drunk? She must have heard *something*. SUGGESTION [Challenging: Failure] – The words have already left your mouth. 1. - "I want to have f--- with you." 01A11 01A12 * 0.00 08:20 Day 1 000 000 ANAFO 4NATO

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Le black horse has arrived

Everyone: "Death Stranding gonna win everything" Disco Elysium: #TheGameAwards CORP CA

Everyone: "Death Stranding gonna win everything" Disco Elysium: #TheGameAwards CORP CA

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Revachol Cop

KEVIN JAMES PAULBLART REVACHOL COP DON'T MESS WITH HIS PART OF TOWN!

KEVIN JAMES PAULBLART REVACHOL COP DON'T MESS WITH HIS PART OF TOWN!

Do it, pig

) 0:02 / 0.03 Funny baby girl says "shoot me" with no hesitation 9,973 views · Aug 30, 2017

) 0:02 / 0.03 Funny baby girl says "shoot me" with no hesitation 9,973 views · Aug 30, 2017

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But there was no question.

“The question is, what is the question?" – Egg Head

“The question is, what is the question?" – Egg Head

Morale Failure

HOW TO MAKE OATMEAL Milk Harwtly oats Water cinnamon and sugar HandEye doordington Grivial. faiture First pour water into a small pot to boil. Then... H--------, you ruined everything Like everything you do That's milk not water you f------ idiot This is exactly why your wife left you You didn't even pour it into the container properly

HOW TO MAKE OATMEAL Milk Harwtly oats Water cinnamon and sugar HandEye doordington Grivial. faiture First pour water into a small pot to boil. Then... H--------, you ruined everything Like everything you do That's milk not water you f------ idiot This is exactly why your wife left you You didn't even pour it into the container properly

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Report your missing badge

When you tell Precinct 41 that you've lost your badge Cop on the radio: Other cop on the radio: Lieutenant Kitsuragi: You:

When you tell Precinct 41 that you've lost your badge Cop on the radio: Other cop on the radio: Lieutenant Kitsuragi: You:

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FALN WILL PIMES

FALN WILL PIMES

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"Do you remember the smell of your childhood Harry?"

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The Party Pipeline!

JOYCE MESSIER – "Meth- and dextro-amphetamine, GBL and various synthetic psychedelics. Honestly, it might be quicker to say what you *can't* make from the stuff." ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Challenging: Success] - S--- yeah, baby, it's the Party Pipeline! Why would want to shut that down? you YOU - "Why are you trying to shut down the Party Pipeline?"

JOYCE MESSIER – "Meth- and dextro-amphetamine, GBL and various synthetic psychedelics. Honestly, it might be quicker to say what you *can't* make from the stuff." ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Challenging: Success] - S--- yeah, baby, it's the Party Pipeline! Why would want to shut that down? you YOU - "Why are you trying to shut down the Party Pipeline?"

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The Art Cop thought

ACTUAL ART DEGREE Temporary research bonus: -1 Perception: Can't even look at this s--- Research time: 1h 30m PROBLEM/ SOLUTION other ast savag Yeah, it's another copotype -- the worst one. The most savage and brutal. The Art Cop. Nothing is good enough for him. Everything is *s---". You have to employ an armada of adjectives to depict and demean the mediocrity of the works and visual institutions around you. Really *flex* that critical muscle. Until the vocabulary for PUNISHING mediocrity becomes second nature. Here we go...

ACTUAL ART DEGREE Temporary research bonus: -1 Perception: Can't even look at this s--- Research time: 1h 30m PROBLEM/ SOLUTION other ast savag Yeah, it's another copotype -- the worst one. The most savage and brutal. The Art Cop. Nothing is good enough for him. Everything is *s---". You have to employ an armada of adjectives to depict and demean the mediocrity of the works and visual institutions around you. Really *flex* that critical muscle. Until the vocabulary for PUNISHING mediocrity becomes second nature. Here we go...

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The Volumetric Shit Compressor Thought

THOUGHT COMPLETE VOLUMETRIC S--- COMPRESSOR Bizarre scientific news from Revachol West today, where a police officer's s--- has been observed at a pressure of around 495 giga-decimals. These metallic hydrogen levels of s----togetherness were thought to exist only at the center of collapsing stars, not law officials. It remains to be seen how long the s----singularity lasts. All Endurance White Checks unlocked Learning cap for Endurance raised to 4 ACCEPT ▼

THOUGHT COMPLETE VOLUMETRIC S--- COMPRESSOR Bizarre scientific news from Revachol West today, where a police officer's s--- has been observed at a pressure of around 495 giga-decimals. These metallic hydrogen levels of s----togetherness were thought to exist only at the center of collapsing stars, not law officials. It remains to be seen how long the s----singularity lasts. All Endurance White Checks unlocked Learning cap for Endurance raised to 4 ACCEPT ▼

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The Strike

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The Thought Cabinet

FELD DEVICE SORT THOUGHTS BY: STATUS DATE / A-Z THOUGHT CABINET REVACHOLIAN NATIONHOOD talk " gny poople don't h ANTI-OBJECT TASK FORCE GUILLAUME LE MILLION 15 7 2 НОВОСОР VOLUMETRIC S--- COMPRESSOR SOME KIND OF SUPERSTAR MOT MAZOVIAN SOCIO-ECONOMICS PSY FYS INT LES ADVENTURES DU DETECTIVE COSTEAU 86% ANTI-OBJECT TASK FORCE 52% INDIRECT MODES OF TAXATION 52% KINGDOM OF CONSCIENCE RIGOROUS SELF-CRITIQUE HEALTH: 5/8 KINGDOM OF CONSCIENCE MORALE: 3/5 НОВОСОР REMOTE VIEWER VOLUMETRIC S--- COACH PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT COMPRESSOR INDIRECT MODES OF TAXATION COP OF THE APOCALYPSE BONUSES FROM THOUGHTS: COL DO MA MA DAQUA Reveals extra special collector's edition tare bottles on the map More money from selling tare Learning cap for Shivers raised to 6 Logic: -1 INEXPLICABLE FEMINIST AGENDA ACE'S HIGH Visual Calculus: -1 REVACHOLIAN NATIONHOOD Authority: -1 Esprit de Corps: +1 Physical Instrument: -1 Electrochemistry: +1 ACE'S LOW PROBLEM / SOLUTION LONESOME LONG WAY HOME TORQUE DORK REGULAR LAW OFFICIAL MAZOVIAN SOCIO-ECONOMICS Technically, you wouldn't be a cop any more, but a hobo. That would mean game over for the cop chapter of your adventures -- but who knows where the hobo part takes you? To the bar, the old assommoir, to the pier or the sewers? To La Royaume, where for three hundred years they interred the dead? You could plunder royalist crypts for long-forgotten triple malt bourbon, then fight the armakhaan beast that lurks the bottom-most sepulchers... The secrets of the city are all yours, at last. LES ADVENTURES DU DETECTIVE COTEAU THE BOW COLLECTOR Endurance: +1 WHITE MOURNING Convalescence: +1 APRICOT CHEWING GUM SCENTED ONE Pain Threshold: +1 CAUSTIC ECHO SOME KIND OF SUPERSTAR | Savoir Faire: +1 BOIADEIRO ACTUAL ART DEGREE OVERPRODUCTIVE HONOUR GLANDS FINGER PISTOLS (9MM) НОВОСОР GUILLAUME LE MILLION MAGNESIUM-BASED LIFEFORM BRINGING OF THE LAW (LAW-JAW) ADVANCED RACE THEORY EXPERIENCE: 50/100 SKILL POINTS: • FORGET | THC 000 NAITO eoATO 01A10 01A11 01A12

FELD DEVICE SORT THOUGHTS BY: STATUS DATE / A-Z THOUGHT CABINET REVACHOLIAN NATIONHOOD talk " gny poople don't h ANTI-OBJECT TASK FORCE GUILLAUME LE MILLION 15 7 2 НОВОСОР VOLUMETRIC S--- COMPRESSOR SOME KIND OF SUPERSTAR MOT MAZOVIAN SOCIO-ECONOMICS PSY FYS INT LES ADVENTURES DU DETECTIVE COSTEAU 86% ANTI-OBJECT TASK FORCE 52% INDIRECT MODES OF TAXATION 52% KINGDOM OF CONSCIENCE RIGOROUS SELF-CRITIQUE HEALTH: 5/8 KINGDOM OF CONSCIENCE MORALE: 3/5 НОВОСОР REMOTE VIEWER VOLUMETRIC S--- COACH PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT COMPRESSOR INDIRECT MODES OF TAXATION COP OF THE APOCALYPSE BONUSES FROM THOUGHTS: COL DO MA MA DAQUA Reveals extra special collector's edition tare bottles on the map More money from selling tare Learning cap for Shivers raised to 6 Logic: -1 INEXPLICABLE FEMINIST AGENDA ACE'S HIGH Visual Calculus: -1 REVACHOLIAN NATIONHOOD Authority: -1 Esprit de Corps: +1 Physical Instrument: -1 Electrochemistry: +1 ACE'S LOW PROBLEM / SOLUTION LONESOME LONG WAY HOME TORQUE DORK REGULAR LAW OFFICIAL MAZOVIAN SOCIO-ECONOMICS Technically, you wouldn't be a cop any more, but a hobo. That would mean game over for the cop chapter of your adventures -- but who knows where the hobo part takes you? To the bar, the old assommoir, to the pier or the sewers? To La Royaume, where for three hundred years they interred the dead? You could plunder royalist crypts for long-forgotten triple malt bourbon, then fight the armakhaan beast that lurks the bottom-most sepulchers... The secrets of the city are all yours, at last. LES ADVENTURES DU DETECTIVE COTEAU THE BOW COLLECTOR Endurance: +1 WHITE MOURNING Convalescence: +1 APRICOT CHEWING GUM SCENTED ONE Pain Threshold: +1 CAUSTIC ECHO SOME KIND OF SUPERSTAR | Savoir Faire: +1 BOIADEIRO ACTUAL ART DEGREE OVERPRODUCTIVE HONOUR GLANDS FINGER PISTOLS (9MM) НОВОСОР GUILLAUME LE MILLION MAGNESIUM-BASED LIFEFORM BRINGING OF THE LAW (LAW-JAW) ADVANCED RACE THEORY EXPERIENCE: 50/100 SKILL POINTS: • FORGET | THC 000 NAITO eoATO 01A10 01A11 01A12

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The Skills of Disco Elysium

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THE MEGA RICH LIGHTBENDING GUY

YOU – "Wow." MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY: "Welcome! Come in, make yourself at home. Sorry I'm not better able to receive you -- I wasn't expecting visitors today." PERCEPTION (HEARING) [Trivial: Success] – You can't *hear* him, exactly, yet you're able to understand every word he says. It is very strange. An overwhelming hum covers everything -- voice doesn't escape from him. CONTINUE 01A14 0TA15 3383356707852 20:20 7867.00 Day 4 õ00 POATO 80AFO

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Disco Elysium: Political Opinions

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Disco Elysium

WHAT I PLAYED WHAT I EXPECTED LISA DISCO ELYSIUM WHAT I GOT PLANE SCAPE TORMENT I already am cating from the trash can all the time Oliver Sacks The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat AKE The name of this trash can is ideology THE MILLION COPY RESTSELLER

WHAT I PLAYED WHAT I EXPECTED LISA DISCO ELYSIUM WHAT I GOT PLANE SCAPE TORMENT I already am cating from the trash can all the time Oliver Sacks The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat AKE The name of this trash can is ideology THE MILLION COPY RESTSELLER

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"My Followers when I disappear from Tumblr."

RENÉ ARNOUX – "*You* do not speak his name, craven! Although he was a clown..." he adds. He turns back to you. "But he was *our* clown. Ours to ridicule - and to mourn."

RENÉ ARNOUX – "*You* do not speak his name, craven! Although he was a clown..." he adds. He turns back to you. "But he was *our* clown. Ours to ridicule - and to mourn."

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The Coomer Enigma

YOU - "I think I know what the Race Enigma is. MEASUREHEAD - "AND?" YOU - "It's whatever you want it to be. It's a free association language exercise: degenerate, race hero.." Task complete: What is the Race Enigma? Gained experience: +30 Level up! MEASUREHEAD – "LOOK BABE, WHEN CONFRONTED WITH THE HARSH TRUTH OF HIS DEMISE THE MELANCHOLIC ACADEMICIAN STARTS FIDDLING HIS OWN GENITALIA. HIS BALD SPOT BETRAYS THAT HE IS A COMPULSIVE MASTURBATOR." CONTI NUE ►

YOU - "I think I know what the Race Enigma is. MEASUREHEAD - "AND?" YOU - "It's whatever you want it to be. It's a free association language exercise: degenerate, race hero.." Task complete: What is the Race Enigma? Gained experience: +30 Level up! MEASUREHEAD – "LOOK BABE, WHEN CONFRONTED WITH THE HARSH TRUTH OF HIS DEMISE THE MELANCHOLIC ACADEMICIAN STARTS FIDDLING HIS OWN GENITALIA. HIS BALD SPOT BETRAYS THAT HE IS A COMPULSIVE MASTURBATOR." CONTI NUE ►