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Just Another Day In DF...

This is Kikrost "Crafty" Abancagith. She never becones angry She is often cheerfU1 she finds rules confining She needs alcohol to get through the uorking day jack-of-all-trades craftsduarF. Recently, as naddened scores ef the undead lay siege to the boa (the unFortunate re-animated dwarven dec ased laid to rest in crypts of iron). Crafty here Mas an inpertant nenber of the Finally these tree-begging elves have a use squad, turning these bones into bolts for the archers training One fateful winter night the local niners,light d high-spiri uell of old “ale" Urvad (Arnek be pleased with his Unfertunatly, Crafty enjoged a bit taa nuch of her prickle berry uine nd happesed to stunble drunk into non-other than Uabok "Dragon" Kokebrith Here. in the rough he n ualls of gneiss she uas bound. boozeless 45 her brothers and sisters toiled above, dealing with afresh inFlux For those wo recal, Crafty had love For authority. Throat dry blood het, she fled her captivity and nade her·say to the dining Punishnent in the fortress does not end at captiuity. Here she net Goden The Law" Kemsorral Hannerer,ex nilitary hannerduar of the first nigrant wae, put on ian duty wben he accidentally ki11ed the current nayars Goden, despite baving boneed with Crafty over a steu of ack and elk intestines,kneu his duty, and did his jab uell. Rusty right lower leg, bone with right upper arm, bone drank in the statue g with still no ine, It sas all she kneu blo0d Abancagith, Bone Carver withdraws from society. OK9 ith one bloody broken leg and a tuisted, nangled arn swinging line at her side, Stone and rough gens Fren the deepest reaches of the Fert. shere she uas chained. locks e chalk. cut fron the stone of the hospital she'd suffered in. Caye spider silk cloth, the thread of which piles high in the hospital, get never Bars oF Steel vere the Final ingredient, Forged Fren the sane vein of ore that nonths, navinga heauy puzzle pieces Ozorkod Ziliromet, a reindeer bone armor stand unable the deep eeted She has not noved since. Many argue if she will ever walk, or craFt. again. JUST ANOTHER DAY IN DWARF FORTRESS

This is Kikrost "Crafty" Abancagith. She never becones angry She is often cheerfU1 she finds rules confining She needs alcohol to get through the uorking day jack-of-all-trades craftsduarF. Recently, as naddened scores ef the undead lay siege to the boa (the unFortunate re-animated dwarven dec ased laid to rest in crypts of iron). Crafty here Mas an inpertant nenber of the Finally these tree-begging elves have a use squad, turning these bones into bolts for the archers training One fateful winter night the local niners,light d high-spiri uell of old “ale" Urvad (Arnek be pleased with his Unfertunatly, Crafty enjoged a bit taa nuch of her prickle berry uine nd happesed to stunble drunk into non-other than Uabok "Dragon" Kokebrith Here. in the rough he n ualls of gneiss she uas bound. boozeless 45 her brothers and sisters toiled above, dealing with afresh inFlux For those wo recal, Crafty had love For authority. Throat dry blood het, she fled her captivity and nade her·say to the dining Punishnent in the fortress does not end at captiuity. Here she net Goden The Law" Kemsorral Hannerer,ex nilitary hannerduar of the first nigrant wae, put on ian duty wben he accidentally ki11ed the current nayars Goden, despite baving boneed with Crafty over a steu of ack and elk intestines,kneu his duty, and did his jab uell. Rusty right lower leg, bone with right upper arm, bone drank in the statue g with still no ine, It sas all she kneu blo0d Abancagith, Bone Carver withdraws from society. OK9 ith one bloody broken leg and a tuisted, nangled arn swinging line at her side, Stone and rough gens Fren the deepest reaches of the Fert. shere she uas chained. locks e chalk. cut fron the stone of the hospital she'd suffered in. Caye spider silk cloth, the thread of which piles high in the hospital, get never Bars oF Steel vere the Final ingredient, Forged Fren the sane vein of ore that nonths, navinga heauy puzzle pieces Ozorkod Ziliromet, a reindeer bone armor stand unable the deep eeted She has not noved since. Many argue if she will ever walk, or craFt. again. JUST ANOTHER DAY IN DWARF FORTRESS

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I Can Stop Anytime I Want To...

THIS IS ALL YOU'VE DONEIMPORTANT PROGRESS MEETINGS ALL WEEK?!? ODD, HIS DESK IS COVERED DUST AND COBWEBS YEAH WELL, WE HAD AND BRAINSTORM SESSIONS HE HASN'T BEEN AROUN R QUITE A WHILE T WAS PAUL WHO HAD TO DO THE NEW MODELS ANYWAY WAIT WHAT'S THIS? CAN YOU READ THESE SCRIBBLES SUE? SET MAGMA PUMPS AT NE CORNER. UH? GRRRI NOT AGAIN COME WITH ME! CUPCAKES! YUMMY NO! IT'S A TRAP! WHAT? A SPIKE TRAP! YOU PROMISED NO MORE DWARF FORTRESS AT WORK! WELL, THE GREEN UMBRELLA IS MINE! I THOUGHT THAT I'D LOST IT I CAN STOP WHENEVER I LIKE GA SPI BROOM CUPBOARD

THIS IS ALL YOU'VE DONEIMPORTANT PROGRESS MEETINGS ALL WEEK?!? ODD, HIS DESK IS COVERED DUST AND COBWEBS YEAH WELL, WE HAD AND BRAINSTORM SESSIONS HE HASN'T BEEN AROUN R QUITE A WHILE T WAS PAUL WHO HAD TO DO THE NEW MODELS ANYWAY WAIT WHAT'S THIS? CAN YOU READ THESE SCRIBBLES SUE? SET MAGMA PUMPS AT NE CORNER. UH? GRRRI NOT AGAIN COME WITH ME! CUPCAKES! YUMMY NO! IT'S A TRAP! WHAT? A SPIKE TRAP! YOU PROMISED NO MORE DWARF FORTRESS AT WORK! WELL, THE GREEN UMBRELLA IS MINE! I THOUGHT THAT I'D LOST IT I CAN STOP WHENEVER I LIKE GA SPI BROOM CUPBOARD

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Play Dwarf Fortress Buy 2 Cats IRL I GANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM 춘 류 e'

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Regarding The Dwarven Economic System

THEN THE GOODS GO TO PRIVATELY ONED SHOPS, FREE OF CHARGE, BUT THE ARISTOCRACY SETS ALL THE PRICES. HON DO You LIVE NITH A SYSTEM LIKE THAT STATE DICTATES ALL CAREERS, SETS ALL PRODUCTION, em I MADE A REALLY SNAZZY LEATHER EARRING A FEW YEARS AGO, SO IM EXEMPT FROM IT ALL AND SIEZES ALL THE GOODS RIGHT YEP. Mew 3PS matthew boyd -lan mcconville

THEN THE GOODS GO TO PRIVATELY ONED SHOPS, FREE OF CHARGE, BUT THE ARISTOCRACY SETS ALL THE PRICES. HON DO You LIVE NITH A SYSTEM LIKE THAT STATE DICTATES ALL CAREERS, SETS ALL PRODUCTION, em I MADE A REALLY SNAZZY LEATHER EARRING A FEW YEARS AGO, SO IM EXEMPT FROM IT ALL AND SIEZES ALL THE GOODS RIGHT YEP. Mew 3PS matthew boyd -lan mcconville

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Dwarven Intelligence

LABORERS NERE INSTRUCTED TO BRING A COLOSSUS CAGE TO THE TRADING DEPOT, AS THE HUMANS HAVE EXPRESSED AN INTEREST IN EXOTIC ANIMALS 24TH OF HEMATITE WITH THE CAT PROBLEM SOLVED, ATTENTION MUST BE PAID TO THE FORTRESS'S PRISONER POPULATION Mew Mew Mew! Mew! IN THE FUTURE, INSTRUC TIONS TO LABORERS NEED 0 aTO BE MORE SPECIFIC. A JANITORIAL TEAM HAS BEEN DISPATCHED T THE PRISON BLOCK. 3PS matthew boyd-ian mcconville

LABORERS NERE INSTRUCTED TO BRING A COLOSSUS CAGE TO THE TRADING DEPOT, AS THE HUMANS HAVE EXPRESSED AN INTEREST IN EXOTIC ANIMALS 24TH OF HEMATITE WITH THE CAT PROBLEM SOLVED, ATTENTION MUST BE PAID TO THE FORTRESS'S PRISONER POPULATION Mew Mew Mew! Mew! IN THE FUTURE, INSTRUC TIONS TO LABORERS NEED 0 aTO BE MORE SPECIFIC. A JANITORIAL TEAM HAS BEEN DISPATCHED T THE PRISON BLOCK. 3PS matthew boyd-ian mcconville

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I TOLD YOU BRO. I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE CATS.

THE SOLUTION ISNT PERFECT, BUT IT KEEPS THE STRAYS OUT OF THE HALLS. OUTPOST LOG OF 3RD OF FELSITE J. AND IT KEEPS T- TO DATE, THE OWNERS OF THE EREEDING ADULTS HAVE REFUSED TO SURRENDER THEIR PETS. BUTCHERS, TANNERS, BONECRAFTERS CHEFS EMPLOYED, LEAT Mew! Mew Mew Mew! Mew Mew! THE FORTRESS HAS SOMETHING OF A CAT PROBLEM. 3PS matthew boyd-lan mcconville

THE SOLUTION ISNT PERFECT, BUT IT KEEPS THE STRAYS OUT OF THE HALLS. OUTPOST LOG OF 3RD OF FELSITE J. AND IT KEEPS T- TO DATE, THE OWNERS OF THE EREEDING ADULTS HAVE REFUSED TO SURRENDER THEIR PETS. BUTCHERS, TANNERS, BONECRAFTERS CHEFS EMPLOYED, LEAT Mew! Mew Mew Mew! Mew Mew! THE FORTRESS HAS SOMETHING OF A CAT PROBLEM. 3PS matthew boyd-lan mcconville

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Just Wait Until She Encounters The "Peach-Faced Lovebird Man"

DERHS OK, NOW IT'S MAKING A WORLD FROM SCRATCH. Non IT'S CR ATING AND KILLING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. HAHA HOARY MARMOTS ITS LIKE A MARMOT WITH HELLA MAKEup 6I0432 I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT. THAT S--- MAKES ME SAD HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET! DORF FORT es ConPy CPEw THREEPANELSouL.com matthew boyd-jes mcconville

DERHS OK, NOW IT'S MAKING A WORLD FROM SCRATCH. Non IT'S CR ATING AND KILLING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. HAHA HOARY MARMOTS ITS LIKE A MARMOT WITH HELLA MAKEup 6I0432 I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT. THAT S--- MAKES ME SAD HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET! DORF FORT es ConPy CPEw THREEPANELSouL.com matthew boyd-jes mcconville

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The Classic "Tantrum Spiral"

NERFNOW.COM 四四( DWARF FORTRESS Hagma Deathtrap Anatomy of a Successful Dwarven Fortress. Thriving duarven comnunity Fun Lever Operated Floodgate Tantrum Urist Tukatis pet was killed by a Hydra Urist Tukatis is throwing a temper tantrun DOOM Thirsty 2 Urist Tukatis is on fire. Urist Tukatis starts dousing the flames. Urist Tukatis cancels dousing: Interrupted by carp

NERFNOW.COM 四四( DWARF FORTRESS Hagma Deathtrap Anatomy of a Successful Dwarven Fortress. Thriving duarven comnunity Fun Lever Operated Floodgate Tantrum Urist Tukatis pet was killed by a Hydra Urist Tukatis is throwing a temper tantrun DOOM Thirsty 2 Urist Tukatis is on fire. Urist Tukatis starts dousing the flames. Urist Tukatis cancels dousing: Interrupted by carp

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Mew!

NERFNOW.COM 四四四DWARF FORTRESS Thirsty 20 Diplomacy liege, I report the dwarves keep cutting our forest and our diplomat is missing. Your orders We won't stand For this agression any longer, you know what to do Is fine too Urist Tukatis Adopted a new pet.

NERFNOW.COM 四四四DWARF FORTRESS Thirsty 20 Diplomacy liege, I report the dwarves keep cutting our forest and our diplomat is missing. Your orders We won't stand For this agression any longer, you know what to do Is fine too Urist Tukatis Adopted a new pet.

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Into the Cave

DWARE FORTRESS DARK PLACE wHeReiTLcADS. THE CVERYON HA TALENTHAT IS RASH CoURAge TO FOLLOW THe TALENT TO

DWARE FORTRESS DARK PLACE wHeReiTLcADS. THE CVERYON HA TALENTHAT IS RASH CoURAge TO FOLLOW THe TALENT TO

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Kobolds: Even When They're Being Badass They're Adorable

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Kobolds: The Sympathetic Underdogs

A Thief! I can't do it Im]ilitary [vliew squad off dultly A thief has stolen a Elf Leather Cloak! ..I hope that cloak doubles your camp's value, little guy... Give it to some cute little girl kobold, okay?

A Thief! I can't do it Im]ilitary [vliew squad off dultly A thief has stolen a Elf Leather Cloak! ..I hope that cloak doubles your camp's value, little guy... Give it to some cute little girl kobold, okay?

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Hello. l'm uh... Fribilris. Representing the Kobold delegation. 1 was wondering if um. if I might be allowed to speak at the, um. uh... n god please don't kill me. 1

Hello. l'm uh... Fribilris. Representing the Kobold delegation. 1 was wondering if um. if I might be allowed to speak at the, um. uh... n god please don't kill me. 1

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The Name's Bond, Kobold Bond.

yes my friend, y re DARING t are you alo.

yes my friend, y re DARING t are you alo.

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What An Adorable Little Dude

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Jlal dUSFisherman Ccave spider silk pantiesHead

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You get used to it... I, I don't even see the ASCII All I see is dwarf, *floodgate*, plump helmet spawn...

You get used to it... I, I don't even see the ASCII All I see is dwarf, *floodgate*, plump helmet spawn...

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Note For The Noobs: Slade Beds Are Impossible To Make

Noble Rain It has started raining.... Nobles! lint Lever NMN Pull the Lever NA NMN Make bone floodgates (3/3 NMM NA Make goblets (3/3) NM ENGRAVERY MISGUIDED] by Alluvian

Noble Rain It has started raining.... Nobles! lint Lever NMN Pull the Lever NA NMN Make bone floodgates (3/3 NMM NA Make goblets (3/3) NM ENGRAVERY MISGUIDED] by Alluvian

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The Artist Was Clearly Traumatized By Ducks As A Child

Artifact Rope On the rope is the image of the dwarf Urist McFisherdwarf and the drake Thorngrasp. Urist McFisherdwarf is making a plaintive gesture This is a rope reed fiber rope. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality It is made of rope reed fiber cloth. Thorngrasp the drake is surrounded by dead dwarves. Thorngrasp the drake i striking down the dwarf It is decorated with deer antlers It menaces with spikes of obsidian ENGRAVERY MISGUIDED] by Alluvian

Artifact Rope On the rope is the image of the dwarf Urist McFisherdwarf and the drake Thorngrasp. Urist McFisherdwarf is making a plaintive gesture This is a rope reed fiber rope. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality It is made of rope reed fiber cloth. Thorngrasp the drake is surrounded by dead dwarves. Thorngrasp the drake i striking down the dwarf It is decorated with deer antlers It menaces with spikes of obsidian ENGRAVERY MISGUIDED] by Alluvian

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