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Golden Deer Sleepover
![Girls At Sleepovers Lets summon a demon Omg this is gonna be so fun Boys At Sleepovers WHO KEEPS SUMMONING THEM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/425/132/797.png)
![Girls At Sleepovers Lets summon a demon Omg this is gonna be so fun Boys At Sleepovers WHO KEEPS SUMMONING THEM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/425/132/797.png)
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The real reason half the Three Hopes missions are A ranked
![dottor antification co PATrick SO WE DEFEATED THE ENEMY IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES 00 WE TOOK PRACTICALLY NO DAMAGE FROM THE ENEMY AND WE KEPT CASUALTIES TO AN ABSOLUTE MINIMUM SO WE DESERVE AN S RANK imgflip.com YES YUP 11 MAKES SENSE TO ME NAH YOU DIDN'T KILL ENOUGH INNOCENT SOLDIERS ALONG THE WAY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/424/857/56e.jpg)
![dottor antification co PATrick SO WE DEFEATED THE ENEMY IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES 00 WE TOOK PRACTICALLY NO DAMAGE FROM THE ENEMY AND WE KEPT CASUALTIES TO AN ABSOLUTE MINIMUM SO WE DESERVE AN S RANK imgflip.com YES YUP 11 MAKES SENSE TO ME NAH YOU DIDN'T KILL ENOUGH INNOCENT SOLDIERS ALONG THE WAY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/424/857/56e.jpg)
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I maintain that only the Arval ending of GW is canon
![What if You BUT THE WRITERS WERE TOO LAZY TO WRITE AN ALTERNATE ENDING WANTED TO SAVE YOUR DAUGHTER F--- YOU KT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/424/754/c7c.png)
![What if You BUT THE WRITERS WERE TOO LAZY TO WRITE AN ALTERNATE ENDING WANTED TO SAVE YOUR DAUGHTER F--- YOU KT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/424/754/c7c.png)
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Caspar and Linhardt if they switched classes
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PERFECT COFFEE TIME
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PERFECT TEA TIME
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Holstposting
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Lorenz finds himself a wife
![I, Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, shall find for myself a most suitable wife! She must be cut from the most noble of cloths! She must be refined and dignified, able to navigate the complex world of the aristocracy with grace and tact! She must come from a most prosperous and powerful lineage so that, through our union, prosperity and stability shall reign over Gloucester territory and its people! For Goddess' sake, woman, put down the f------ jug and go home! You've drunk enough ale to kill f------ stables! entire Six Years Later... Hey, hey (hic) Lorenz! Lorenz! Come over, me and the lads are gonna (hic) play blindfolded hatchet darts! We need you to act as the target, 'kay? Don't (hic) move too much, okay? Reggie said he'd pay for the drinks if (hic) I win! There you are, ya f-----! You owe me a King's ransom and a half! You're not getting away this time! 45mu ...I want that one WELL SAID, MY BOY! I CAN SEE I RAISED YOU WELL. I'M SURE YOU WILL CHOOSE A FINE LADY AS YOUR SPOUSE. Dimitri was a boar but Guys, I think Reggie's dead. this woman is a beast. I...can't...feel...my...legs... LORENZ YOU MOTHERFU-](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/424/276/c22.png)
![I, Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, shall find for myself a most suitable wife! She must be cut from the most noble of cloths! She must be refined and dignified, able to navigate the complex world of the aristocracy with grace and tact! She must come from a most prosperous and powerful lineage so that, through our union, prosperity and stability shall reign over Gloucester territory and its people! For Goddess' sake, woman, put down the f------ jug and go home! You've drunk enough ale to kill f------ stables! entire Six Years Later... Hey, hey (hic) Lorenz! Lorenz! Come over, me and the lads are gonna (hic) play blindfolded hatchet darts! We need you to act as the target, 'kay? Don't (hic) move too much, okay? Reggie said he'd pay for the drinks if (hic) I win! There you are, ya f-----! You owe me a King's ransom and a half! You're not getting away this time! 45mu ...I want that one WELL SAID, MY BOY! I CAN SEE I RAISED YOU WELL. I'M SURE YOU WILL CHOOSE A FINE LADY AS YOUR SPOUSE. Dimitri was a boar but Guys, I think Reggie's dead. this woman is a beast. I...can't...feel...my...legs... LORENZ YOU MOTHERFU-](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/424/276/c22.png)
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Dimitri
![r/Actualshowerthoughts u/Diseased-Jackass • 324d 2 1 Good god my penis is massive. nsfw 4 978 57 Join](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/424/275/c54.png)
![r/Actualshowerthoughts u/Diseased-Jackass • 324d 2 1 Good god my penis is massive. nsfw 4 978 57 Join](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/424/275/c54.png)
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Felix and Annette
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Sothis understands everything
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constance doodle - by zac
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Family bonding
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Edelgard Bride💐
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The Virgin Chore Master vs The Chad Kitchen Master
![The Virgin Chore Master Loiters around all day, hand smugly on hip "Care to make yourself useful" Wears fancy noble clothing, inappropriate for work - out of touch Rewards you with "renown" - basically paying with exposure Never helps with chores Gates rewards based on performance (i.e. RNG) Expects her busy generals, even her own emperor/king, to stop winning the war and perform grunt work instead The Chad Kitchen Master Gladly allows Shez full use of his facilities Wears a simple yet functional tunic, a man of the people Rewards are guaranteed "Hunger is the true enemy" Spends all his time working in the kitchen to keep his allies fed Provides helpful buffs to improve combat performance Understands that everyone needs to sit down for a hearty meal](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/418/388/2fb.png)
![The Virgin Chore Master Loiters around all day, hand smugly on hip "Care to make yourself useful" Wears fancy noble clothing, inappropriate for work - out of touch Rewards you with "renown" - basically paying with exposure Never helps with chores Gates rewards based on performance (i.e. RNG) Expects her busy generals, even her own emperor/king, to stop winning the war and perform grunt work instead The Chad Kitchen Master Gladly allows Shez full use of his facilities Wears a simple yet functional tunic, a man of the people Rewards are guaranteed "Hunger is the true enemy" Spends all his time working in the kitchen to keep his allies fed Provides helpful buffs to improve combat performance Understands that everyone needs to sit down for a hearty meal](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/418/388/2fb.png)
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The Alliance Meet... the Evil Alliance from the Evil Dimension!
![RIGHT I MEAN... WOW! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! PLEASE DIE MARIANNE, WHATEVER YOU SAY WOAH OF COURSE THAT... BAD WOAH WOAH! OH NO! OH NO! UHH I LENT YOU MY PEGASUS... MARIANNE, WHEN YOU ASKED FOR MY HORSE FOR THE DAY LAST WEEK... WHEN WOAH! MY POOR HORSE... MARIANNE, WHY... AND THAT'S HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER YIKES! I SUPPOSE IT CAN'T BE! WOW SURE MMM DAMN! EWWW EHH.... WOW CECC HAD SECONDS! PLEASE KILL ME WASN'T TODAY HER TURN AT COOKING? THIS IS BAD! WHAT A TRAVESTY! OK BUT WHY DID YOU GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO MEET MY MOM? HEY UH, DO YOU MIND IF WE EXCHANGE LYSITHEAS? DAMN Defe OH N NO NO NO YEAH... YEAH NO TOTALLY AHHHHHHH PALON I GUESS UHUM! RIGHT, BAD WHA-! GLAD I'M DYING SOON STAY AWAY! TERRIBLE! WAIT GUYS IS THAT CLAUDE!? WHA-! AMAZING! FOB YES, PLEASE? 233 ... OH NOW YOU REACT!? 26 WAIT... I'M SCARED PROFESSOR! WOW! I'M GOING TO VOMIT... MARIANNE... AMAZING! NO NO NO GO BACK TO MARIANNE! WAIT WHAT? NO, I AM CLAUDE! F--- FODLAN WAIT WHAT!? THAT'S TERRIBLE! RIGHT GUYS? IT IS TERRIBLE RIGHT? HEY! WHAT'S WITH THAT LANGUAGE!? ... SCREW YOU GUYS! BUT YOU ARE WEARING THE EXACT SAME OUTFIT AS I AM! OH... SHUT THE F--- UP : : WAIT WH- WHAT THE HELL? HAHA! AHHHHH IT'S SO HORRIBLE! SHUT UP BACK THERE YOU BLABBERING BUFFOONS!! YEAH? WELL... UH...LOOK AT ME "I AM EVIL LEONIE AND I AM UGLY" THAT'S YOU BECAUSE IF THEY ARE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF US AND SHE SAYS THAT SHE AND DORTE DO NOT... G-GUYS WHY ARE YOU FOCUSING SO MUCH ON EVIL MARIANNE? HAHA... HAHA I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE SAID THAT DETAIL OF COURSE DORTE AND I DON'T...DO THINGS... AHAHA W-WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT? I MEAN, WE UH HAH EH GUYS COME ON THIS IS CLEARLY HER WICKED STRATEGY, SHE SAID IT HERSELF, SHE IS EVIL HAVE TO SAVE WATER. RESOURCES DURING WAR ARE SCARCE AND ALL, RIGHT? OH BUT I AM CLAUDE! EVIL CLAUDE FROM THE EVIL DIMENSION! I AM THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF YOUR CLAUDE IN EVERY WAY! I DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE NOBILITY, IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! ALSO TEA IS FOR PANSIES I HATE FASHION SO I CHOOSE TO WEAR THE TACKIEST, UGLIEST OUTFIT I COULD FIND I THINK ART IS A WASTE OF TIME. I ALSO DON'T BELIEVE IN WEARING FAKE GLASSES TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK I'M SMARTER THAN I AM YO SOLO HABLO ESPAÑOL PERO CLAUDE MALVADO SI YO ESTOY SEGURO QUE LES HE DADO MUCHAS LECCIONES DE LA VIDA I AM ACTUALLY VEGAN AND I AM HERE TO HOOK YOU UP WITH A HEALTHIER WAY OF LIFE RIGHT NOW I CAN EASILY INTRODUCE YOU TO VEGANISM IN 10 SIMPLE STEPS AND SHOW YOU WHY RICE CAKES ARE ACTUALLY DELICIOUS! AND KINDNESS THEY DESERVE : I LIKE TO TREAT THOSE AROUND ME WITH THE RESPECT : I BELIEVE THAT IDOLIZING A PERSON, NO MATTER ME AND DORTE DO NOT HAVE A CARNAL INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP I CONSIDER XENOPHOBIA TO BE GOOD AND THAT COUNTRIES SHOULD BE COMPLETELY SEPARATED IN ACCOUNT OF THEIR INTRISIC DIFFERENCES! HOW GOOD THEY SEEM TO UNHEALTHY I AM ACTUALLY A RESPECTED ACCOUNTANT AHAHA! AND I'VE COME WITH MY EVIL LEICESTER ALLIANCE! EACH ONE OF THEM ALSO AN OPPOSITE OF YOUR TEAM! BE, AND INSTEAD WE SHOULD ASPIRE TO THINK CRITICALLY OF OTHERS I NEVER DID ANYTHING INAPPROPIATE WHEN EVIL INGRID AND EVIL FERDINAND LENT ME THEIR HORSES ALSO I BELIEVE HOMOSEXUAL COUPLES ARE JUST AS VALID AS HETEROSEXUAL ONES ALSO I ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS AFTER GOING TO THE BATHROOM SPECIALLY BEFORE COOKING mond >>> : >>>> AHAHA! WHAT IS GOING ON? OH POR DIOS! INTRODUCING, EVIL LORENZ! ESTO ES HORRIBLE EVIL IGNATZ! OF COURSE EVIL PROFESSOR BYLETH! YEAH WE... WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING EITHER, JUST IGNORE HIM 60% EVIL RAPHAEL THE MOST EVIL OF US ALL! MWAHAHA! 20539 EVIL HILDA! EVIL LYSITHEA! H 2056 # EVIL LEONIE! 2006 EVIL MARIANNE! AND EVIL BALTHUS! WAIT, WHAT IS GOING ON.... DOES...DOES THAT MEAN... WAIT THEN, YOUR MARIANNE... THE HORROR... E-EVERYONE LET'S LEAVE! I... I... BA CA 10 Ca I...WOW THIS DIMENSION IS WEIRD OH MY GOD MAN...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/418/387/f86.jpg)
![RIGHT I MEAN... WOW! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! PLEASE DIE MARIANNE, WHATEVER YOU SAY WOAH OF COURSE THAT... BAD WOAH WOAH! OH NO! OH NO! UHH I LENT YOU MY PEGASUS... MARIANNE, WHEN YOU ASKED FOR MY HORSE FOR THE DAY LAST WEEK... WHEN WOAH! MY POOR HORSE... MARIANNE, WHY... AND THAT'S HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER YIKES! I SUPPOSE IT CAN'T BE! WOW SURE MMM DAMN! EWWW EHH.... WOW CECC HAD SECONDS! PLEASE KILL ME WASN'T TODAY HER TURN AT COOKING? THIS IS BAD! WHAT A TRAVESTY! OK BUT WHY DID YOU GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO MEET MY MOM? HEY UH, DO YOU MIND IF WE EXCHANGE LYSITHEAS? DAMN Defe OH N NO NO NO YEAH... YEAH NO TOTALLY AHHHHHHH PALON I GUESS UHUM! RIGHT, BAD WHA-! GLAD I'M DYING SOON STAY AWAY! TERRIBLE! WAIT GUYS IS THAT CLAUDE!? WHA-! AMAZING! FOB YES, PLEASE? 233 ... OH NOW YOU REACT!? 26 WAIT... I'M SCARED PROFESSOR! WOW! I'M GOING TO VOMIT... MARIANNE... AMAZING! NO NO NO GO BACK TO MARIANNE! WAIT WHAT? NO, I AM CLAUDE! F--- FODLAN WAIT WHAT!? THAT'S TERRIBLE! RIGHT GUYS? IT IS TERRIBLE RIGHT? HEY! WHAT'S WITH THAT LANGUAGE!? ... SCREW YOU GUYS! BUT YOU ARE WEARING THE EXACT SAME OUTFIT AS I AM! OH... SHUT THE F--- UP : : WAIT WH- WHAT THE HELL? HAHA! AHHHHH IT'S SO HORRIBLE! SHUT UP BACK THERE YOU BLABBERING BUFFOONS!! YEAH? WELL... UH...LOOK AT ME "I AM EVIL LEONIE AND I AM UGLY" THAT'S YOU BECAUSE IF THEY ARE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF US AND SHE SAYS THAT SHE AND DORTE DO NOT... G-GUYS WHY ARE YOU FOCUSING SO MUCH ON EVIL MARIANNE? HAHA... HAHA I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE SAID THAT DETAIL OF COURSE DORTE AND I DON'T...DO THINGS... AHAHA W-WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT? I MEAN, WE UH HAH EH GUYS COME ON THIS IS CLEARLY HER WICKED STRATEGY, SHE SAID IT HERSELF, SHE IS EVIL HAVE TO SAVE WATER. RESOURCES DURING WAR ARE SCARCE AND ALL, RIGHT? OH BUT I AM CLAUDE! EVIL CLAUDE FROM THE EVIL DIMENSION! I AM THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF YOUR CLAUDE IN EVERY WAY! I DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE NOBILITY, IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! ALSO TEA IS FOR PANSIES I HATE FASHION SO I CHOOSE TO WEAR THE TACKIEST, UGLIEST OUTFIT I COULD FIND I THINK ART IS A WASTE OF TIME. I ALSO DON'T BELIEVE IN WEARING FAKE GLASSES TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK I'M SMARTER THAN I AM YO SOLO HABLO ESPAÑOL PERO CLAUDE MALVADO SI YO ESTOY SEGURO QUE LES HE DADO MUCHAS LECCIONES DE LA VIDA I AM ACTUALLY VEGAN AND I AM HERE TO HOOK YOU UP WITH A HEALTHIER WAY OF LIFE RIGHT NOW I CAN EASILY INTRODUCE YOU TO VEGANISM IN 10 SIMPLE STEPS AND SHOW YOU WHY RICE CAKES ARE ACTUALLY DELICIOUS! AND KINDNESS THEY DESERVE : I LIKE TO TREAT THOSE AROUND ME WITH THE RESPECT : I BELIEVE THAT IDOLIZING A PERSON, NO MATTER ME AND DORTE DO NOT HAVE A CARNAL INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP I CONSIDER XENOPHOBIA TO BE GOOD AND THAT COUNTRIES SHOULD BE COMPLETELY SEPARATED IN ACCOUNT OF THEIR INTRISIC DIFFERENCES! HOW GOOD THEY SEEM TO UNHEALTHY I AM ACTUALLY A RESPECTED ACCOUNTANT AHAHA! AND I'VE COME WITH MY EVIL LEICESTER ALLIANCE! EACH ONE OF THEM ALSO AN OPPOSITE OF YOUR TEAM! BE, AND INSTEAD WE SHOULD ASPIRE TO THINK CRITICALLY OF OTHERS I NEVER DID ANYTHING INAPPROPIATE WHEN EVIL INGRID AND EVIL FERDINAND LENT ME THEIR HORSES ALSO I BELIEVE HOMOSEXUAL COUPLES ARE JUST AS VALID AS HETEROSEXUAL ONES ALSO I ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS AFTER GOING TO THE BATHROOM SPECIALLY BEFORE COOKING mond >>> : >>>> AHAHA! WHAT IS GOING ON? OH POR DIOS! INTRODUCING, EVIL LORENZ! ESTO ES HORRIBLE EVIL IGNATZ! OF COURSE EVIL PROFESSOR BYLETH! YEAH WE... WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING EITHER, JUST IGNORE HIM 60% EVIL RAPHAEL THE MOST EVIL OF US ALL! MWAHAHA! 20539 EVIL HILDA! EVIL LYSITHEA! H 2056 # EVIL LEONIE! 2006 EVIL MARIANNE! AND EVIL BALTHUS! WAIT, WHAT IS GOING ON.... DOES...DOES THAT MEAN... WAIT THEN, YOUR MARIANNE... THE HORROR... E-EVERYONE LET'S LEAVE! I... I... BA CA 10 Ca I...WOW THIS DIMENSION IS WEIRD OH MY GOD MAN...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/418/387/f86.jpg)
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