Urist In Commorragh
![LISTEN HERE YA SPIKE-COCKED, TAR-EYED, PLANK-SHAPED, SEWER-ASSED RODENT ANALOGUES! I'M GONNA SHEAR THAT THIN FILM OF SLIME YOU CALL SKIN FROM YER SPINDLY HUSK AND MAKE A F------ RAINCOAT OUT OF IT! I'M GONNA SLAM MY FIST DOWN YER THROATS, RIP YER INKY INNARDS OUT AND STITCH A LEATHERY SACK OUT OF EM! I'M GONNA SAW YER WEE LEGS OFF AND TURN YOUR HOLLOW LEGBONES INTO F------ FLUTES! I'M GONNA CRAFT A MAKESHIFT PIPE BAG OUT OF THE RANCID MATERIALS I HAVE HARVESTED FROM YER TWITCHING BODIES, AND THEN I'M GONNA COME AROUND AND PLAY A NICE TUNE AT YER FUNERAL CEREMONIES! BEFORE I PISS ON YER F------ GRANDMA!!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/854/724/be2.png)
![LISTEN HERE YA SPIKE-COCKED, TAR-EYED, PLANK-SHAPED, SEWER-ASSED RODENT ANALOGUES! I'M GONNA SHEAR THAT THIN FILM OF SLIME YOU CALL SKIN FROM YER SPINDLY HUSK AND MAKE A F------ RAINCOAT OUT OF IT! I'M GONNA SLAM MY FIST DOWN YER THROATS, RIP YER INKY INNARDS OUT AND STITCH A LEATHERY SACK OUT OF EM! I'M GONNA SAW YER WEE LEGS OFF AND TURN YOUR HOLLOW LEGBONES INTO F------ FLUTES! I'M GONNA CRAFT A MAKESHIFT PIPE BAG OUT OF THE RANCID MATERIALS I HAVE HARVESTED FROM YER TWITCHING BODIES, AND THEN I'M GONNA COME AROUND AND PLAY A NICE TUNE AT YER FUNERAL CEREMONIES! BEFORE I PISS ON YER F------ GRANDMA!!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/854/724/be2.png)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
[Imperatoris Risus]
![Imperatoris risus](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/784/264/fd0.gif)
![Imperatoris risus](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/784/264/fd0.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
You are WEAK, Corvus!
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Can I get a Cawl?
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Being alive is FUN!
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
I WILL AVENGE YOU, JANUS!
![I WILL AVENGE YOU, JANUUUUUS! MakeAGIF.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/784/226/1ba.gif)
![I WILL AVENGE YOU, JANUUUUUS! MakeAGIF.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/784/226/1ba.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
The Ghost of Ferrus Manus
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
I think I feel a grumble...
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/784/138/647.gif)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/784/138/647.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Prohibition Hammer
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
You have no spine.
![F--- freegifmaker.me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/784/127/e5a.gif)
![F--- freegifmaker.me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/784/127/e5a.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
[ABSOLUTELY INCANDESCENT]
![[ABSOLUTELY INCANDESCENT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/784/124/e96.jpg)
![[ABSOLUTELY INCANDESCENT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/784/124/e96.jpg)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
ACCESS. DENIED.
![Bulloll](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/740/678/b9e.gif)
![Bulloll](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/740/678/b9e.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Fair
![THIS IS FAIR.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/723/825/c30.png)
![THIS IS FAIR.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/723/825/c30.png)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
ROLL! TEN!
![ROLL!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/640/303/a72.gif)
![ROLL!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/640/303/a72.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
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If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Anger
![All the rage have ever felt has risen firom my flesh like a](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/486/731/1cc.jpg)
![All the rage have ever felt has risen firom my flesh like a](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/486/731/1cc.jpg)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device