"Lion for Life, Dogfucker!"
![Lion for life, dogfucker.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/147/783/fc5.png)
![Lion for life, dogfucker.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/147/783/fc5.png)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Full of Waffles
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If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Leman Russ the Critic
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If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
[aroused snickering]
!["Imgur":http://imgur.com/Bl2rznd](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/142/981/60f.gif)
!["Imgur":http://imgur.com/Bl2rznd](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/142/981/60f.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Internally confused
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If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
WOLVES!
!["ecuas":http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/warhammer40k/Text+to+speech+crops+a+thing+i+did/hadhLun/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/135/011/bd6.jpg)
!["ecuas":http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/warhammer40k/Text+to+speech+crops+a+thing+i+did/hadhLun/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/135/011/bd6.jpg)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
THE WOLVES SEND NUDE MEN AFTER ME?!
!["Suuce":http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/warhammer40k/Text+to+speech+crops+a+thing+i+did/hadhLun/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/134/997/51c.jpg)
!["Suuce":http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/warhammer40k/Text+to+speech+crops+a+thing+i+did/hadhLun/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/134/997/51c.jpg)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
What happens when you poke the emperor's eye out.
!["Saucey sauce":http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/warhammer40k/Text+to+speech+crops+a+thing+i+did/hadhLun/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/134/991/0c8.jpg)
!["Saucey sauce":http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/warhammer40k/Text+to+speech+crops+a+thing+i+did/hadhLun/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/134/991/0c8.jpg)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
If no one else is gonna upload it i will.
!["Sauce":https://forum.eternalcrusade.com/threads/if-the-emperor-had-a-text-to-speech-device-video-series.5393/page-97](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/133/979/d7d.gif)
!["Sauce":https://forum.eternalcrusade.com/threads/if-the-emperor-had-a-text-to-speech-device-video-series.5393/page-97](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/133/979/d7d.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
In fact *Muffled explosion in the background*
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If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!
![I CAST FIST!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/128/804/4f1.jpg)
![I CAST FIST!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/128/804/4f1.jpg)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
When normal sex isn't enough
![You beggin' for a fistin', boy?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/128/803/390.jpg)
![You beggin' for a fistin', boy?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/128/803/390.jpg)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
The Emperor is surprised
![WELL SLAP ME ON THE KNEECAP AND CALL ME A F------ SKELETON](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/115/053/904.png)
![WELL SLAP ME ON THE KNEECAP AND CALL ME A F------ SKELETON](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/115/053/904.png)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Luscious Lucius Prankz (GONE HERETICAL) 2016
!["Source":http://sexual-yeti.deviantart.com/art/Luscious-Lucius-Prankz-GONE-HERETICAL-2016-591283894](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/113/649/0da.png)
!["Source":http://sexual-yeti.deviantart.com/art/Luscious-Lucius-Prankz-GONE-HERETICAL-2016-591283894](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/113/649/0da.png)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Tzeentch
![Episode 14](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/100/101/8c2.gif)
![Episode 14](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/100/101/8c2.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
The Emperor Has Seen The Cringeworthy Gallery
![XENOLOLIFUTANARI SLAANESH TIER VORE GARBAGE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/054/960/568.png)
![XENOLOLIFUTANARI SLAANESH TIER VORE GARBAGE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/054/960/568.png)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device