Rogal Dorn: Your services are no longer required...
![Your services an](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/193/721/d11.jpg)
![Your services an](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/193/721/d11.jpg)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Rogal Dorn: I suspect he was high on narcotics
![I suspect he was -high on narcotics.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/193/720/283.jpg)
![I suspect he was -high on narcotics.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/193/720/283.jpg)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Rogal Dorn: Yes
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/193/719/637.png)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/193/719/637.png)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Rogal Dorn: No
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/193/718/e58.jpg)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/193/718/e58.jpg)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Rogal Dorn: There is no such sauce product
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/193/717/690.jpg)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/193/717/690.jpg)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
I CAST FIST!!!
![From "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 21: Still Alive".](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/193/198/544.gif)
![From "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 21: Still Alive".](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/193/198/544.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
I dunno
![gifs.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/190/657/bc5.gif)
![gifs.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/190/657/bc5.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
[Attempt at laughter]
![Attempt at laughter](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/186/439/a50.jpg)
![Attempt at laughter](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/186/439/a50.jpg)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
The Emperor Asks That You Do Your Research
![JUST GO AND GET YOURSELF INFORMED PLEASE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/175/029/ba7.png)
![JUST GO AND GET YOURSELF INFORMED PLEASE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/175/029/ba7.png)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
You're Not Wrong
![WELL YOU ARE CERTAINLY NOT WRONG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/175/028/f82.jpg)
![WELL YOU ARE CERTAINLY NOT WRONG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/175/028/f82.jpg)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
This is ruining my perfect record of making only horrible comments
![ん.ti It was then Irealizedthé folty of my actions.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/174/914/859.png)
![ん.ti It was then Irealizedthé folty of my actions.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/174/914/859.png)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Up, Up, and Away!
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/174/211/3a6.gif)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/174/211/3a6.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
My Exterminatus Hand Twitches!
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/174/210/a9f.gif)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/174/210/a9f.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
It was OK...
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/174/205/217.gif)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/174/205/217.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
Send 'em to the Super Warp!
![WE SHALL SEND THE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/174/194/70a.gif)
![WE SHALL SEND THE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/174/194/70a.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device
So much excitement...
![<iframe width="400" height="325" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0Vh_N8CpcL0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
(Made NSFW just as a precaution.)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/174/189/990.gif)
![<iframe width="400" height="325" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0Vh_N8CpcL0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
(Made NSFW just as a precaution.)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/174/189/990.gif)
If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device