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74 members reviewed Jersey Shore: Season 2 Write a review Reviews voted most helpful Votes are counted and displayed within 24 hours Snookis face looks like someone hot-glued a dogs snout to a moldy catchers mitt. Originally, I thought she was a dachshund Troll-doll hybrid or some kind of self-aware funnel cake made of cherry vodka. This series can truly only be described as a documentary in which we get to watch STDs evolve in real time These people consume enough alcohol to murder an entire generation of grizzly bears. The women communicate in a language consisting primarily of slapping and cursewords, and the guys all use a rhythmic series of grunts and crotch thrusts. Its as if someone reanimated a corpse using only steroids and Viagra and lots of both. Watching these people made me completely lose faith in humanity. There has never been a greater concentration of shallow, miserable and profoundly damaged people in one house. I think its safe to say that there is nothing more dangerous than a family of sociopaths with inflated senses of entitlement. If youre wondering what happened to the kid who eats worms because he cant tell the difference between good and bad attention, he grew up and calls himself The Situation. If youre wondering how low human beings can go before they stop being humans, watch this series. If youre wondering why God abandoned us, its because he will never stop blaming himself for his indirect responsibility in making this show possible by inventing life. rickyforreal 296 out of 354 members found this review helpful You found this review Helpful Not Helpful Inappropriate
74 members reviewed Jersey Shore: Season 2 Write a review Reviews voted most helpful Votes are counted and displayed within 24 hours Snookis face looks like someone hot-glued a dogs snout to a moldy catchers mitt. Originally, I thought she was a dachshund Troll-doll hybrid or some kind of self-aware funnel cake made of cherry vodka. This series can truly only be described as a documentary in which we get to watch STDs evolve in real time These people consume enough alcohol to murder an entire generation of grizzly bears. The women communicate in a language consisting primarily of slapping and cursewords, and the guys all use a rhythmic series of grunts and crotch thrusts. Its as if someone reanimated a corpse using only steroids and Viagra and lots of both. Watching these people made me completely lose faith in humanity. There has never been a greater concentration of shallow, miserable and profoundly damaged people in one house. I think its safe to say that there is nothing more dangerous than a family of sociopaths with inflated senses of entitlement. If youre wondering what happened to the kid who eats worms because he cant tell the difference between good and bad attention, he grew up and calls himself The Situation. If youre wondering how low human beings can go before they stop being humans, watch this series. If youre wondering why God abandoned us, its because he will never stop blaming himself for his indirect responsibility in making this show possible by inventing life. rickyforreal 296 out of 354 members found this review helpful You found this review Helpful Not Helpful Inappropriate

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